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* In ''Series/TheCryOfMann'', Courtney tells Berry that "[[IAmTheNoun I am the thunder and light]] that shatters bodies. I AM THE KILLER ''SUPREME!''"

Gordon: Okay, I remember fighting an Elder God. I won, because I'm that good...

-->'''Fate:''' ''Fool!'' You are merely a doctor. I am a '''God'''

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*** Weiss seems to like making these. In her fight against [[spoiler:Vernal]], she has "I'm more than just a name!" [[spoiler:But it's {{Subverted|Trope}} because Vernal thrashes her.]]

--->'''Freeza''': Okay, seriously, first off... Super Saiyan. What is that, what even is that? I'll tell you what it is. It's just some stupid legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung. Let me tell you Vegeta, I don't deal in legends... I deal in facts. And here's a fact; by the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little bitch.

-->'''Danya:''' Let's get one thing straight. [[TheMafia The mafia]], [[YanksWithTanks the US Government]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking even MADD]] - none of those organizations can scare me, and none can even touch me. The mafia wants to have a go at me, they can go ahead, but they'll have to find me first.

--> '''TheCourier:''' Those who f**k with The Courier and friends, will be shot repeatedly! fried by Laser! And Castrated with a rusty knife!
--> '''TheCourier:''' Five guys and robot! That's all it takes to take out one of your outpost?! You guys useless! (in slow motion) You disappoint me son!
--> '''TheCourier:''' Am I holding my own murder weapon? Death you are now my b**ch.
--> '''TheCourier:''' [[UnstoppableMailMan Do you know who I am?! I am the Courier, and I am here to deliver your DEATH! If you have any complaints about this delivery, please, do feel free to keep them to yourselves!]]

* The Courier of ''Machinima/CouriersMindRiseOfNewVegas'' being a [[HairTriggerTemper short tempered]] LargeHam, like to throw these around in battle.. and despite having a strange accent and an eccentric personality still manages to sound badass.
'''--> TheCourier:''' Those who f**k with The Courier and friends, will be shot repeatedly! fried by Laser! And Castrated with a rusty knife!
'''--> TheCourier:''' Five guys and robot! That's all it takes to take out one of your outpost?! You guys useless! (in slow motion) You disappoint me son!
'''--> TheCourier:''' Am I holding my own murder weapon? Death you are now my b**ch.
'''--> TheCourier:''' [[UnstoppableMailMan Do you know who I am?! I am the Courier, and I am here to deliver your DEATH! If you have any complaints about this delivery, please, do feel free to keep them to yourselves!]]

* The Courier of ''Machinima/CouriersMindRiseOfNewVegas'' being a[[HairTriggerTemper short tempered]] LargeHam, like to throw these around in battle.. and despite having a strange accent still manages to sound badass.
--> The Courier: Those who f**k with The Courier and friends, will be shot repeatedly! fried by Laser! And Castrated with a rusty knife!
--> The Courier: Five guys and robot! That's all it takes to take out one of your outpost?! You guys useless!
--> The Courier: Am I holding my own murder weapon? Death you are now my b**ch
-->

* [[Creator/TeamFourStar Team Four Star's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged 2]] gives [[BattleButler Walter]] a better speech than perhaps what he got in the series when he proves his badassery:

* [[TeamFourStar Team Four Star's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged 2]] gives [[BattleButler Walter]] a better speech than perhaps what he got in the series when he proves his badassery:

* In ''SurvivalOfTheFittest'' v1, ,by Danya in Antonio Franchini's profile conclusions.

* In a Mortal instruments RP forum run by ShadowAngelDemon, Osiris attempts to kill [[ShadowhunterPeril Umbra]] repeatedly. His actions are justified since Umbra is the only good demon to exist and the rest of his kind has an extremely bad reputation for commiting heinous deeds that even the foulest of humans wouldn't do. When Osiris is joined by Iliana, this exchange ensues.

* NighInvulnerable [[PhysicalGod Obl]][[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds ivi]][[OmnicidalManiac on]] also has a pretty nice one to the equally NighInvulnerable [[PintSizedPowerhouse Pu]][[ImmortalImmaturity ri]][[OurAngelsAreDifferent el]] in the aforementioned ShadowhunterPeril.

** There's also something strangely BadAss about [=AnthonyC=]'s last words when he's apparently DrivenToSuicide.

* ''IlivaisX'' is FULL of these, most coming from [[WorthyOpponent Seyne]] and [[HotBlooded Mille]], the latter prone to these nearly every day.

I'll steal til your blind and defeat you from inside your mind."

** [[BloodKnight Mercury]] [[DarkandTroubledPast and]] [[MasterofIllusion Emerald]] get one in their theme song "I'm the One," describing just how powerful they are, even against [[Tthird-year students.

-->''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I'm. Not. Perfect]]... Not yet.''

** "Caffeine", presumably Team CFVY's theme song, is a good one too.

-->''Ichigo'': "I am the orange in your FruitsBasket, the Punk in you electronic amusement gallery, the ass that has bad written all over it. Ichigo Creator/JasonStatham Kurosaki!
* In Roleplay/{{Unregistered}}, it's common to see [[{{DropTheHammer}} Lance]] engage in this behaviour.
--> "Oh, {{you and what army}}?" the [[{{TooDumbToLive}} one with]] the shoemarked face replied.
--> "I'm a [[{{PrecisionFStrike}} motherfuckin']] one man army."

--> '''Chedr''': I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE [[ThePigpen TRASHY MAN]]. IN SPITE OF THE [[{{Mons}} MONSTER]], AND THE [[FluffyTamer COACH]], ONLY [[YouKeepUsingThatWord TRASHY]], I WILL [[ToBeAMaster BEAT DOWN THEM ALL]]. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, [[GottaCatchThemAll COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW]] [[ThisIsUnforgiveable ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE]]. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. [[MemeticMutation THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE]]!

** Apparently, Freeza has heard (nearly) every BadassBoast known to man - he even keeps track of how often he hears them (which is something of a BadassBoast in it's own right)! This changes when Goku tells him "I'm gonna deck you in the schnozz!"

* From JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal, as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SdYedd0dD7s#t=445s made famous]] by LetsPlay/DeliciousCinnamon.
--> '''Chedr''': I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE [[FreudianSlip TRASHY]] MAN. IN SPITE OF THE [[{{Mons}} MONSTER]], AND THE [[FluffyTamer COACH]], ONLY [[YouKeepUsingThatWord TRASHY]], I WILL [[ToBeAMaster BEAT DOWN THEM ALL]]. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, [[GottaCatchThemAll COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW]] [[WordSaladPhilosophy ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE]]. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. [[MemeticMutation THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE]]!