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* NighInvulnerable [[PhysicalGod Obl]][[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds ivi]][[OmnicidalManiac on]] also has a pretty nice one to the equally NighInvulnerable [[PintSizedPowerhouse Pu]][[ImmortalImmaturity ri]][[OurAngelsAreDifferent el]] in the aforementioned ShadowhunterPeril:
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* In a Mortal instruments RP forum run by ShadowAngelDemon, Osiris attempts to kill [[ShadohunterPeril Umbra]] repeatedly. His actions are justified since Umbra is the only good demon to exist and the rest of his kind has an extremely bad reputation for commiting heinous deeds that even the foulest of humans wouldn't do. When Osiris is joined by Iliana, this exchange ensues.

-->Just then Osiris hurled his sword at Umbra, who slid into a deep backbend, making the blade miss him completely. Osiris lunged again with the other sword, and Umbra grabbed his wrist, smoothly disarming the warlock. He elbowed him in the gut, then flipped Osiris onto his back on the ground.

-->Illiana looked unfazed, "I'm not Osiris." she laughed and ran towards Umbra, blade drawn and runes shining, giving her angel blood an intricate light that shone through her skin, one that normal Shadowhunters don't have, Shadowhunters that didn't tamper with ancient runes.
-->"Honestly. Does an enemy with thousands of years of combat experience mean nothing to you?" Umbra raised a hand at them, and black and purple air forcefully shot from his palm, with enough force to knock Ethan and Osiris off their feet.

--->-->''“IRIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HEAR MY CRIES! HEAR MY SOUL! YOUR AGONY IS OVER, YOUR SUFFERING IS OVER! I STAND RIGHT HERE BEFORE YOU, NOT HIDING IN THE STEEL FLESH YOU GAVE ME, NOT ANYTHING BUT MYSELF! AND I SWEAR, I WILL SAVE YOU JUST LIKE THIS IF I HAVE TO! I WILL NEVER DIE, NOT UNTIL YOU STAND BY MY SIDE! YOUR DAYS OF HATE AND REGRET AND SADNESS HAVE CONCLUDED! WHEN THE SUN RETURNS TO OUR SKY, OUR NEW LIFE BEGINS, OUR AGONY WILL BE ERASED, AND THE WORLD WILL BE OURS! ...So please...wait for me..."''

--> '''Recoome:''' Hit... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg Recoome's music!]] Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the [[ChrisJericho best there is at what you do]], but [[HulkHogan let Recoome tell ya somethin', brother]], you ain't no {{Wolverine}}, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a [[BookerT FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!]] You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! [[SteveAustinYou talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride]], but that [[DwayneJohnson doesn't mean a damn thing to this man!]] BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!

--> '''Recoome:''' Hit... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg Recoome's music!]] Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the [[ChrisJericho best there is at what you do]], but [[HulkHogan let Recoome tell ya somethin', brother]], you ain't no {{Wolverine}}, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a [[BookerT FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!]] You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! [[StoneColdSteveAustinYou talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride]], but that [[DwayneJohnson doesn't mean a damn thing to this man!]] BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!

--> '''Recoome:''' Hit... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg Recoome's music!]] Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the best there is at what you do, but let Recoome tell ya somethin', [[HulkHogan brother]], you ain't no {{Wolverine}}, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a [[BookerT FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!]] You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride, but that [[DwayneJohnson doesn't mean a damn thing to this man!]] BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!

* [[TeamFourStar Team Four Star's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged 2]] gives [[BadassButler Walter]] a better speech than perhaps what he got in the series when he proves his badassery:

* Given a bit of a twist in the SummonEverymanHero sequence in ''{{Erfworld}}''.
* ''[[EightBitTheatre 8-bit Theater]]'': [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/08/26/episode-455-self-fulfilling-stupidity/ "Yeah, I sweat wisdom for breakfast."]]
* ''[[TheLastDaysOfFoxhound "(Liquid)'s my son. I eat F-16s for breakfast. Any of this getting through to you?"]]''
* In one ''SkinHorse'' strip, Unity, chained up by a secret cult of Noraties Public, claims to "eat steel like this for breakfast". In the next strip, she meets the Abbess, and Notary Paul warns the Abess she's trouble:
-->'''Unity''': Yeah, I eat little old ladies like you for breakfast!
-->'''Paul''': I thought you ate steel for breakfast.
-->'''Unity''': Oxygen tank.

* In SamuraiSenshi, Orochi delivers a nice one to the [[EliteMooks Mizusan]]: "You know not to whom you speak. I shall tell you. I am Orochi, the Kikuchin-Ryu. I am the viper that wields the deadliest rokushakubo known to man: Himehabu. Come, Mizusan, and discover how venomous my bite can be!"

* The ''GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse''. A [[{{Mook}} Tarot Sword]] shoots Stone in the back of the head with a point blank .357 Magnum. After the bullet ricochets into the ceiling, Stone's response is to turn around... slowly... and growl, "If you ever... '''''ever''''' shoot me with that pistol again, and I ever hear about it, I'm going to rip your eye out of its socket and skullfuck you!"

* The ''GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse''. A [[Mook|Tarot Sword]] shoots Stone in the back of the head with a point blank .357 Magnum. After the bullet ricochets into the ceiling, Stone's response is to turn around... slowly... and growl, "If you ever... '''''ever''''' shoot me with that pistol again, and I ever hear about it, I'm going to rip your eye out of its socket and skullfuck you!"

--> "I'm a [[{{PrecisionFStrike}} motherfuckin']] one man army."

--> '''Recoome:''' Hit... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg Recoome's music!]] Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the best there is at what you do, but let Recoome tell ya somethin', [[HulkHogan brother]], you ain't no Wolverine, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a [[BookerT FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!]] You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride, but that [[DwayneJohnson doesn't mean a damn thing to this man!]] BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!

--> '''Recoome:''' Hit... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg Recoome's music]]! Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the best there is at what you do, but let Recoome tell ya somethin', [[HulkHogan brother]], you ain't no Wolverine, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a [[BookerT FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!]] You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride, but that [[DwayneJohnson doesn't mean a damn thing to this man!]] BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!

-->'''Recoome''': Because the name's! Recoome! and it rhymes! With doom! And yooooooou're gonna be feeling it [[ThisIsSparta ALL! TOO! SOOOOOOOOOOON!]]

* In ''SurvivalOfTheFittest'' v4, we have this gem from Alex P. White:
-->'''Alex:''' You're not going anywhere! Not while I'm still fucking breathing! Drop the fucking knife!
** [[BigBad Danya]] himself gets one in v1, in Antonio Franchini's profile conclusions.

-->'''Recoome''': Because the name's! Recoome! and it rhymes! With doom! And yooooooou're gonna be feeling it [[ThisIsSparta ALL! TOO! SOOOOOOOOOOON!]]

--> "When I was a young child, everybody ignored me because I was smarter than all of them. [[ChildProdigy When they were praticising their abc's, I was writing exquisite essays of epic proportions]]. [[DivideByZero When they were learning how to multiply by ten, I was learning to divide by zero]]. My skills have always surpassed my opponents but you, Serebii, are the exception and you must be taken out at any and all costs."