History BadassBoast / LiveActionTV

-->"Hello Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe! But bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! HAH! You lot, you're all whizzing about, its very distracting. Could you all stay still for a moment, because I! AM! TALKING! Now the question of the hour is who's got the Pandorica. Answer: I do. Next question: who's coming to take it from me? Come onnnnnn! Look at me, no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else: I don't have anything. To. Lose. So! If you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then, AND THEN, do the smart thing. Let someone else try first. *Cue shot of spaceships flying away*

** From the 2011 Series Trailer:
--->'''Unseen Speaker''': Fear me. I killed hundreds of Time Lords.

-->Angel Bob:Who?

--> '''Angel''': [[SupernaturallyDeliciousAndNutritious Can you pick out the one word there you probably shouldn't have said?]]

--> '''Santana''': Ha. See here's whats gonna go down. 2 choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts - right or left that's your choice - or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also? I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Mm-hm. Tons, just all up in there.

* Hank from {{Terriers}} gets one near the end of the pilot: "I'm gonna destroy you, Lindus. I coulda walked away from this thing an hour ago eating shit and Jesus knows I've eaten enough in my life. But you killed my friend. So I'm going to destroy you. And I just wanted you to know that."

--->'''Unseen Speaker''': Fear me. I have killed hundreds of Time Lords.

--->'''Unseen Speaker''': You should fear me. I have killed hundreds of Time Lords.
--->'''The Doctor''': You should fear ''me''. I killed them ''all''.

->'''Unseen Speaker''': You should fear me. I have killed hundreds of Time Lords.
->'''The Doctor''': You should fear ''me''. I killed them ''all''.

** In the Eleventh Doctor's first episode: "Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically... run."

->'''The Doctor''': You should fear ''me''. I killed ''all'' the Time Lords.

** From the 2011 Series Trailer: '' I killed hundreds of TimeLords'' ''I killed them '''all'''.''

Angel Bob:Who?
Doctor:'''''Me'''''."

-->"There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap: '''''Me'''''."

---> The Doctor: Yeah! And doesn't that scare you to death? Rose?

* {{Warehouse13}} - Not so much a BadassBoast as a Creepy As Hell Statement Of Facts, but after Helena Wells have won massive {{Woobie}}-points explaining that her daughter was murdered in a random break-in that she was unable to stop:
-->'''Claudia:''' "I am so sorry. Loosing a child must be the worst pain imaginable."
-->'''Helena:''' "No it isn't. When I caught up with the men who was responsible? What I did to them? ''[[MamaBear That]]'' [[MamaBear is the worst pain imaginable."]]

-->'''Helena:''' "No it isn't. When I caught up with the men who was responsible? What I did to them? ''[[MamaBear That]]'' [[MamaBear is the worst pain imaginable."]]

** Brainiac also gets one, although it helps to understand the context. Having been nearly destroyed by Clark in Season 5, it takes him until Season 7 to rebuild FromASingleCell. When Bizarro finds him halfway through Season 7, he is therefore weak, dying, barely holding himself together, and feeding off of people and animals in order to hold his {{Nanomachines}} in place. When he and Bizarro team up, he proposes that he be the one to kill Clark. Bizarro tells him: "You? You can barely catch a rat." Brainiac responds with the following short, but sweet boast:
--> "I am the Brain Inter Active Construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me."
Given the context, pretty {{Badass}}. He then proceeds to manipulate both Clark ''and'' Bizarro to his own ends, fully living up to the boast.

Given the context, pretty {{Badass}}. He then proceeds to manipulate both Clark ''and'' Bizarro to his own ends, fully living up to the boast.