History Awesome / MortalKombat11PreMatchIntros

'''Spawn:''' I [[PrecisionFBomb fucking]] hate clowns.

'''Rambo''': For what you did, it's justice.

-->'''Noob Saibot:''' Welcome to the Brotherhood of Shadow\\

'''Noob Saibot:''' [[YouAreAlreadyDead You already are.]]

'''Erron:''' Don't be such a [[JustForPun snowflake]].

'''Kung Lao:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards At least I respect my elders]].\\

'''Kung Lao:''' [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat To think, all I needed was a hat]].\\

'''Kung Lao:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards At least I respect my elders]].

'''Rambo:''' ''[[BluntYes Yeah]].''

'''Noob Saibot:''' [[BadassBoast Death is the coldest ice.]]

'''Kung Lao:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards At least I respect my elders.]]

'''Fujin:''' [[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated You would do better, spitting in the wind.]]\\
'''Frost:''' [[PrepareToDie I'll spit on your grave!]]\\\

--->'''Frost:''' [[NotSoDifferentRemark Our so-called superiors failed us both.]]\\
'''Rambo:''' In your case, [[DeceptiveDisciple it's the other way around.]]\\
'''Frost:''' [[CantTakeCriticism Those are vicious lies.]]

'''Baraka:''' '''[[TranquilFury I will kill you all]].'''

-->'''Baraka:''' There's soon to be a stabbing.\\

-->'''Mileena:''' The scheming gnat returns.\\

'''Raiden:''' [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin As it was, as it is, as it shall be]].

-->'''Raiden:''' Decades pass, yet still we are locked in kombat.\\

-->'''Erron:''' You trained with [[AnIcePerson the Lin Kuei]]?\\

'''Erron:''' [[SmallNameBigEgo You're all broth and no beans]].

-->'''Erron:''' What's your beef, [[MaliciousMisnaming Frosty]]?\\

-->'''Noob Saibot:''' One clan will rule the New Era.\\

'''Noob Saibot:''' Kuai Liang would be a better Grandmaster. [[note]]Bonus awesome: This from the same person who hates Kuai Liang more than anyone else and thinks Kuai would make a poor Grandmaster, so he knew how bad Frost would be and [[EvenEvilHasStandards chooses to help his brother despite the bad blood]]. Maybe the former, older Sub-Zero isn't truly gone after all. [[/note]]

-->'''Noob Saibot:''' Kuai Liang was a fool to trust you.\\

'''Noob Saibot:''' ''I do not doubt your hubris''.

--> '''Nightwolf''': Your defiance had no point.\\

-->'''Shang Tsung:''' Your [[{{Cyborg}} enhancements]] are impressive.\\

-->'''Kotal Kahn''': Sub-Zero was wise to dismiss you.\\
'''Frost''': What do you know about it, Kotal?\\
'''Kotal Kahn''': ''That bad soil yields no bounty.''

-->'''Kotal Kahn''': I despise you as I did Mileena.\\
'''Frost''': You have problems with strong women?\\
'''Kotal Kahn''': [[SmallNameBigEgo Those who seek stations above their faculty]].

-->'''Spawn:''' Was selling your soul worth it?\\

'''Spawn:''' Guess you didn't ReadTheFinePrint.

-->'''Spawn:''' You don't know your limits.\\

'''Spawn:''' [[KillTheGod I'll kill your Titan next]].

-->'''Fujin:''' Was sacrificing your body worth it?\\

-->'''Frost:''' [[NotSoDifferentRemark Our so-called superiors failed us both.]]\\

--> '''Shao Kahn''': You want to lead my armies?\\
'''Frost''': [[SmugSnake Good luck finding anyone better]].\\
'''Shao Kahn''': A ''street urchin'' would do better! [[note]]Bonus awesome: this is the same guy who took in Skarlet, so he would know how well a "street urchin" could do.[[/note]]
** On the flip-side, Frost proves to Shao Kahn that turnabout is fair play:
--> '''Frost''': [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller You're smaller in person]], Shao Kahn.\\

--> '''Frost''': What do you see when you look at me? \\

-->'''Johnny''': What's up, Frosty the Snow Chick?\\

'''Kotal''': Then I shall fight you [[ToThePain to the pain]].\\

--> '''Shang Tsung:''' Master Boyd sends his regards. \\

'''Nightwolf''': That's the only reason you're still alive.\\
'''Shao Kahn''': Are all your people so confident?

'''Cassie''': At the thought of me killing you, yes.

-->'''Erron''': You folding, or are you all in?\\

'''Erron''': You're about to be toes up, clown.

-->'''Frost''': So you're the infamous Joker.\\

'''Frost''': All three die today.

-->'''Jade''': I've never met someone so horrid.\\

'''Jade''': You killed millions of people!

-->'''Sub-Zero''': You are as soulless as a Cyber Lin Kuei.\\

'''Sub-Zero''': The realms will sleep well with you silenced.

-->'''Rambo''': You get what I'm gonna do to you?\\

'''Rambo''': For what you did, it's justice.\\

* Cetrion gets a pretty savage jab in on Sindel, suggesting that [[EvenEvilHasStandards even Kronika wants her dead at this point]].

'''Cetrion:''' [[PreparetoDie By dying]].

'''Spawn:''' [[TheUnfettered All due respect, that's not in the cards]].

'''Shao Kahn:''' Keep it warm. [[BadassBoast I'm not done living yet]].

-->'''Shao Kahn:''' Only one of us walks out of here.\\

'''Kotal Kahn:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion And how did]] ''[[NotSoDifferentRemark you]]'' [[{{Hypocrite}} end up in Hell]]?
* The very first dialogue set revealed for Rambo and it delivers on the badass.

** Made all the better by being said in Creator/SylvesterStallone's actual voice.

-->'''Frost:''' [[NotSoDifferentRemark Our so-called superiors failed us both]].\\
'''Rambo:''' In your case, [[DeceptiveDisciple it's the other way around]].\\
'''Frost:''' Those are vicious lies.
** Even someone like ''Shao Kahn'', whose FatalFlaw is ''also'' arrogance, think she's too much talk for her capabilities.

* Death won't intimidate a man like Rambo

'''Shao Kahn''': (laughing evilly) Filled with dread, human?\\
'''Rambo''': [[BewareTheHonestOnes Yeah, but don't]] [[Film/JudgeDredd judge me for it.]]

'''Mileena:''' [[SarcasmMode Speaking from experience?]]\\
'''Rambo:''' ''[[BluntYes Yeah.]]''

There are a lot of awesome moments during the pre-match intros....

'''D'Vorah:''' [[NotSoDifferentRemark The Kytinn say that of Tarkatans.]]\\
'''Baraka:''' '''[[TranquilFury I will kill you all.]]'''

'''Baraka:''' '''''[[PrepareToDie Shut up and DIE, bug!]]'''''
** Speaking of D'vorah and her past victims...

'''D'vorah:''' To again end your life, you disgusting clone.\\
'''Mileena:''' It is [[NoYOU you]] who will be kissed by death, D'vorah.

-->'''Sub-Zero:''' [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Earthrealm's stopped you before.]]\\

'''Sub-Zero:''' ''[[BadassBoast It is my turn.]]''

'''Raiden:''' [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin As it was, as it is, as it shall be.]]

'''Shao Kahn:''' [[BloodKnight To live is to fight, Raiden.]]\\

-->'''Cassie:''' [[CastingAShadow Talk about throwing shade.]]\\

-->'''Cassie:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Takin' you down, asshole.]]\\
'''Shao Kahn:''' [[BringIt Unlikely, pathetic whelp.]]\\

* Frost returns as Cyber Lin Kuei, and has gotten even more arrogant than her past incarnations. It can be cathartic (as well as [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]]) to listen to other characters [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech knock her down a peg]].

** Noob also gets a chance to bruise her ego with his sharp tongue
-->'''Noob:''' One clan will rule the New Era.\\

'''Noob:''' Kuai Liang would be a better Grandmaster. [[note]]Bonus awesome: This from the same person who hates Kuai Liang more than anyone else and thinks Kuai would make a poor Grandmaster, so he knew how bad Frost would be and [[EvenEvilHasStandards chooses to help his brother despite the bad blood]]. Maybe the former, older Sub-Zero isn't truly gone after all. [[/note]]

-->'''Noob:''' Kuai Liang was a fool to trust you.\\

'''Noob:''' ''I do not doubt your hubris''.

'''Spawn:''' [[KillTheGod I'll kill your Titan next.]]

'''Fujin:''' [[GeneralFailure Then how is it you still fail?]]

-->'''Frost:''' [[NotSoDifferentRemark Our so-called superiors failed us both.]]\\
'''Rambo:''' In your case, [[DeceptiveDisciple it's the other way around.]]\\

'''Shao Kahn''': [[BerserkButton And you're an even bigger brat!]]\\

'''Frost''': [[PrepareToDie Your time, Cage.]]\\
'''Johnny''': ''[[{{Touche}} Clever]] [[Film/JurassicPark girl...]]''

--> '''Shao Kahn''': Serve me, and conquer realms!\\
'''Noob Saibot''': ''[[ArmorPiercingResponse Name one realm you control]]''\\
'''Shao Kahn''': [[{{Touche}} Sharp tongue for a dead man...]]

'''Shang Tsung''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner And now a taste of things to come...]]

'''Nightwolf:''' [[BadassBoast I will be the last.]]\\

'''Kano:''' [[ImAManICantHelpIt Can't.]] [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain I'm like a dog with a bone.]]\\

'''Cetrion:''' [[PunyEarthlings Mortals have no wisdom for gods.]]\\
'''Jade:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse Since when is ignorance a virtue?]]

'''Baraka''': [[PrepareToDie You'll be served]] [[ImAHumanitarian on a platter.]]
* Cassie does not appreciate her mother's past self dismissing Johnny Cage. It's clear that for all his flaws, Johnny Cage is a very good dad to Cassie.

'''Terminator''': [[BadassBoast Superior programming.]]

'''Geras:''' [[AntiClimacticUnmasking Without the mystery, you are merely a man.]]
* On the subject of Joker, ''no one'' is willing to let him walk away alive. Everyone knows [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs what he's done]], and what he can do, and will do anything to put a stop to him. ''Permanently''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even the villains and in on it]].

* Cetrion gets a pretty savage jab in on Sindel, suggesting that [[EvenEvilHasStandards even Kronika wants her dead at this point.]]

'''Cetrion:''' [[PreparetoDie By dying.]]

'''Scorpion:''' [[TheFettered Only if you follow my lead.]]\\
'''Spawn:''' [[TheUnfettered All due respect, that's not in the cards.]]

'''Spawn:''' ''[[EvilerThanThou One even worse than yours.]]''

'''Shao Kahn:''' Keep it warm. [[BadassBoast I'm not done living yet.]]

'''Kotal Kahn:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion And how did]] ''[[NotSoDifferentRemark you]]'' [[{{Hypocrite}} end up in Hell?]]
* The very first dialogue set revealed for Rambo, and it delivers on the badass.

** Nightwolf points out how Frost's evil actions are utterly pointless.

** Kotal Kahn also gets his chance:.

'''Kotal Kahn''': ''That bad soil yields no bounty''.

--> '''Shang Tsung:''' Master Boyd sends his regards.]] \\
'''Johnny:''' ''[[TranquilFury YOU killed him, didn't you?]]''\\

'''Cetrion:''' By dying.

'''Noob Saibot:''' From which Hell did you spawn?\\

'''Rambo''': [[BewareTheHonestOnes Yeah, but don't judge me for it.]]

** Similarly, Johnny is ''furious'' when he learns of an old friend's fate:
--> '''Shang Tsung:''' [[Film/MortalKombattheMovie Master Boyd sends his regards.]] \\

-->'''Sub-Zero:''' Minus three degrees Celsius\\

'''Joker''': Even for me, it's Film/{{over the top}}.\\

--> '''Shang Tsung:''' Master Boyd sends his regards. \\

'''Joker''': Even for me, it's [[Film/OverTheTop over the top]].\\

'''Kano:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Can't. I'm like a dog with a bone.]]\\

'''Geras''': I am not familiar with that phrase.

'''Spawn:''' Guess you didn't [[ReadTheFinePrint read the fine print.]]

'''Mileena:''' It is you who will be kissed by death, D'vorah.

'''Shao Kahn:''' Keep it warm. I'm not done living yet.

'''Rambo''': [[BewareTheHonestOnes Yeah, but don't judge me for it.]]

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'''D'Vorah:''' [[NotSoDifferent The Kytinn say that of Tarkatans.]]\\

-->'''Frost:''' [[NotSoDifferent Our so-called superiors failed us both.]]\\

'''Kotal Kahn:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion And how did]] ''[[NotSoDifferent you]]'' [[{{Hypocrite}} end up in Hell?]]

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