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--> '''Lt. Aldo Raine''': ''Ten-hut!'' My name is Lt. Aldo Raine, and I'm puttin' together a special team; and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumours about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doing one thang and one thang only … killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' aer-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't ''got'' no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac, and they need to be [[AccentOnTheWrongSyllable dee-stroyed]]. That's why any and every sumbitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I am the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger, and that means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. [[TerrorHero We will be cruel to the Germans]], and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in [[CruelAndUnusualDeath the disembowelled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us.]] And the Germans won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Germans will be sickened by us, and the Germans will talk about us, and the Germans will fear us. [[PayEvilUntoEvil And when the Germans close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil that they've done, it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with.]] ''["ten-hut" cadence]'' ''Sound'' '''good?'''

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--> '''Lt. Aldo Raine''': ''Ten-hut!'' My name is Lt. Aldo Raine, and I'm puttin' together a special team; and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumours about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doing one thang and one thang only … killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' aer-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't ''got'' no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac, and they need to be [[AccentOnTheWrongSyllable dee-stroyed]]. That's why any and every sumbitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I am the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger, and that means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. [[TerrorHero We will be cruel to the Germans]], and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in [[CruelAndUnusualDeath the disembowelled, dismembered and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us.]] And the Germans won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Germans will be sickened by us, and the Germans will talk about us, and the Germans will fear us. [[PayEvilUntoEvil And when the Germans close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil that they've done, it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with.]] ''["ten-hut" ''["tench-hut" cadence]'' ''Sound'' '''good?'''

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'''Stiglitz:''' ''(in English, to Hellstrom)'' Say "''Auf Wiedersehn''" to your Nazi balls!
* von Hammersmark holding up under torture at the hands of her own overly suspicious comrades and regaining control of the situation. And then snarking at them.

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'''Stiglitz:''' ''(in English, to Hellstrom)'' Say "''Auf Wiedersehn''" to your Nazi balls!
balls! (''[[GroinAttack fires several handgun rounds into Hellstrom's crotch]]'')
* von Von Hammersmark holding up under torture at the hands of her own overly suspicious comrades and regaining control of the situation. And then snarking at them.
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* The climax has Landa play one mean game of XanatosSpeedChess, starting with his investigation of the bar shootout where he deduces exactly what happened, then he spends Chapter 5 running circles around everyone, before allying with the Basterds and helping them blow up Hitler, and ''[[MarkOfShame almost]]'' comes out of it without a scratch.

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* The climax has Landa play one mean game of XanatosSpeedChess, starting with his investigation of the bar shootout where he deduces exactly what happened, happened. He then he spends Chapter 5 running circles around everyone, cooly dismantling von Hammersmark's story before allying killing her and capturing Raine, then making a deal with the Basterds and helping them blow up Hitler, and ''[[MarkOfShame almost]]'' comes out of it without a scratch.
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* The climax has Landa play one mean game of XanatosSpeedChess, starting with his investigation of the bar shootout where he deduces exactly what happened, then he spends Chapter 5 running circles around everyone, before allying with the Basterds and helping them blow up Hitler, and ''[[MarkOfShame almost]]'' comes out of it without a scratch.

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