History Awesome / DesertBusForHope

--> [[spoiler: '''James''': *appears and clubs Alex*]]
--> '''Alex''': [[spoiler: *walks away defeated*]]
--> '''Alex''': [[spoiler: *puts gun to head*]]
--> '''Alex''': [[spoiler: *now off-screen* BANG!]]

*** A sheet of MagicTheGathering foil rares went up for auction, which was awesome in itself, but then the winning bid went to Notch for '''''$10,000'''''. Yes, ''[[VideoGame/MineCraft that Notch]]''. To make things even more awesome, Notch's $10,000 bid was $3,500 over the previous high bid. Which was ''also Notch's doing''.

* Desert Bus For Hope 2017: On Saturday night, they did [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqKd2KaKOCg an impersonation of the Saturday Night Live opening credits]] that has to be seen to be believed, complete with marching band.

--> '''Alex''': "The spirit of Desert Bus; the spirit of compassion, generosity, mercy, the spirit of hope; cherish it, keep it, USE it. Fuse it into your heart and imbue every person you touch with that power so that it reaches far and wide into the world. Let it grow like the spreading branches of a tree atop us all, and in doing so heal a hundred-thousandfold in your lifetime what we manage in a week. ''For the children, for each other, for the world.'' '''''Now! Together!'''''"

* Desert Bus 8 was held in Victoria's Fort Tectoria (aka the 'Lunar Module'). Noticing other social functions in the building one night, the crew decided to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z1AUf92-ag conga-line right through the party next door]]. A few minutes later, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnXHFd4bgI&index=1191&list=PLdFkb8808G3h6_A83A-zy54yVBBjRhRAl two of the attendants crashed Desert Bus right back:]] the ''British Columbia Minister of Technology and a member of the Legislative Assembly.'' They promptly showed the politicians the video Going To The Store. They got away with it to the point that one of the politicians offered up a houseboat vacation that auctioned for $5,000, and Graham and Kathleen were later ''formally recognized on the floor of the BC Legislature.''

* Desert Bus 8 was held in Victoria's Fort Tectoria (aka the 'Lunar Module'). Noticing other social functions in the building one night, the crew decided to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z1AUf92-ag conga-line right through the party next door]]. A few minutes later, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnXHFd4bgI&index=1191&list=PLdFkb8808G3h6_A83A-zy54yVBBjRhRAl two of the attendants crashed Desert Bus right back:]] the ''British Columbia Minister of Technology and a member of the Legislative Assembly.'' They promptly showed the politicians the video Going To The Store. They got away with it to the point that one of the politicians [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZulVpjms7uM offered up a houseboat vacation that auctioned for $5,000]], and Graham and Kathleen were later ''formally recognized on the floor of the BC Legislature.''

* Desert Bus 8 was held in Victoria's Fort Tectoria (aka the 'Lunar Module'). Noticing other social functions in the building one night, the crew decided to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z1AUf92-ag conga-line right through the party next door]]. A few minutes later, two of the attendants crashed Desert Bus right back: the ''British Columbia Minister of Technology and a member of the Legislative Assembly.'' They promptly showed the politicians the video Going To The Store. They got away with it to the point that one of the politicians [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZulVpjms7uM offered up a houseboat vacation that auctioned for $5,000]], and Graham and Kathleen were later ''formally recognized on the floor of the BC Legislature.''

* Desert Bus 8 was held in Victoria's Fort Tectoria (aka the 'Lunar Module'). Noticing other social functions in the building one night, the crew decided to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z1AUf92-ag&index=1183&list=PLdFkb8808G3h6_A83A-zy54yVBBjRhRAl conga-line right through the party next door]]. A few minutes later, two of the attendants crashed Desert Bus right back: the ''British Columbia Minister of Technology and a member of the Legislative Assembly.'' They promptly showed the politicians the video Going To The Store. They got away with it to the point that one of the politicians [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZulVpjms7uM&list=PLdFkb8808G3h6_A83A-zy54yVBBjRhRAl&index=1186 offered up a houseboat vacation that auctioned for $5,000]], and Graham and Kathleen were later ''formally recognized on the floor of the BC Legislature.''

* Desert Bus 8 was held in Victoria's Fort Tectoria (aka the 'Lunar Module'). Noticing other social functions in the building one night, the crew decided to conga-line right through the party next door. A few minutes later, two of the attendants crashed Desert Bus right back: the ''British Columbia Minister of Technology and a member of the Legislative Assembly.'' They promptly showed the politicians the video Going To The Store. They got away with it to the point that one of the politicians offered up a houseboat vacation that auctioned for $5,000, and Graham and Kathleen were later ''formally recognized on the floor of the BC Legislature.''

*** A sheet of MagicTheGathering foil rares went up for auction, which was awesome in itself, but then the winning bid went to Notch for '''''$10,000'''''. Yes, ''[[MineCraft that Notch]]''. To make things even more awesome, Notch's $10,000 bid was $3,500 over the previous high bid. Which was ''also Notch's doing''.

** [[{{Minecraft}} Notch]] bidding ''$10,000'' for a packet of silica gel (and a scarf).

* Desert Bus 8 was held in Victoria's Fort Tectoria (aka the 'Lunar Module'). Noticing other social functions in the building one night, the crew decided to conga-line right through the party next door. A few minutes later, two of the attendants crashed Desert Bus right back: the ''British Columbia Minister of Technology and a member of the Legislative Assembly.'' They promptly showed the politicians the video Going To The Store. They got away with it to the point that one of the politicians offered up a houseboat vacation that auctioned for $5,000, and the whole affair was tweeted favorably by the ''Premier of British Columbia.''

** [[{{Minecraft}} Notch]] bidding ''$10,000'' for a packet of silica gel (and a scarf).

* DesertBusForHope 5. Where to begin?

* DesertBusForHope 6 is already chock full of these.

*** A sheet of MagicTheGathering foil rares went up for auction, which was awesome in itself, but then the winning bid went to Notch for '''''$10,000'''''. Yes, ''[[MineCraft that Notch]]''. To make things even more awesome, Notch's $10,000 bid was over the previous high bid of $6,500, placed by '''Notch'''.

*** A sheet of MagicTheGathering foil rares went up for auction, which was awesome in itself, but then the winning bid went to Notch for '''''$10,000'''''. Yes, ''[[MineCraft that Notch]]''. To make things even more awesome, Notch was '''already leading the bid for the sheet before he placed his 10k bid.'''

*** A sheet of MagicTheGathering foil rares went up for auction, which was awesome in itself, but then the winning bid went to Notch for '''''$10,000'''''. Yes, ''[[MineCraft that Notch]]''.

* Desert Bus 7, with less than 90 minutes to go, reached more than $500,000 in donations - with ''more than $100,000'' coming from Paul's shift alone.

** Most notably, they hit ''$1,000,000'' in total donations doing Desert Bus. They danced Gangnam Style as a result/reward.

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--> '''Alex''': [[spoiler: *walks away defeated*]]

** Kate managed to club Alex by ''baking a cake around it'', then giving the cake to Alex for him to slice.