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** From "Directions": "Is this the the road to Portland?" "Yes. But it's about thirty thousand miles the way you're headed, and there's some stretches of pretty wet wheelin'."
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->''Millinocket...come to think of it, you can't get there from here.''
-->--"Which Way to Millinocket?", from the original ''Bert and I...And Other Stories from Down East''
'''Bert and I''' is a series of comedy albums and related works by Marshall Dodge and Bob Bryan, based around the humor of the "Down East" culture of UsefulNotes/{{Maine}}. They became the codifier of much of this humor, focused around dry wit, understatement, and folk wisdom, and were an inspiration for (among others) Radio/APrairieHomeCompanion. The [[UsefulNotes/AmericanAccents Down East accent]] is thick, although others appear as well. (If one were to FunetikAksent the page quote, it would come out more like "You cahn't get thayah from heayah.")
Four original albums were released:
* ''Bert and I...And Other Stories from Down East'' (1958)
* ''More Bert and I... And Other Stories from Down East'' (1961)
* ''The Return of Bert and I: How the Bluebird II Plugged the Hole in the Machias Maru, Thus Saving the Coast of Maine and Other Stories'' (1972)
* ''Bert and I Stem Inflation'' (1976)
A LiveAlbum with just Marshall Dodge, ''Bert and I...On Stage'' was released in 1977, and Bob Bryan worked with Maine comedian Tim Sample on an audio recording of ''How To Talk Yankee'', a humorous lexicon of Down East language. Bryan and Sample put out a new album, "Bert and I...Rebooted" in 2013.
The albums have recently been reissued by Islandport Press, and are available at [[https://www.bert-and-i.com/ the Bert and I website]].
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!! Bert and I come down to the tropes around six o'clock in the early morning...
* AbandonShip: Bert and I, after the Bluebird is sunk by the Bangor Packet.
* AcceptableTargets: Pretty much anybody From Away, but especially Tourists.
* ArtisticLicenseEconomics: "Bert and I Stem Inflation" has quite a few, exaggerated for humor. For example, inflation is not caused by the Secretary of the Treasury signing individual dollar bills too quickly, especially not by signing his whole name instead of using his initial.
* BeyondTheImpossible: Gagnon, World-Champion Moose Caller manages to summon a stuffed moose from the Natural History Museum.
* BlatantLies: Harry Whitfield, who stepped out to go sharpen his axe, gets his car caught in the wheel well of a 747 and flown to New York City. When he arrives home several days later, his wife is standing at the door glaring at him, and his justification is, "That axe was some dull."[[note]]"Some", in this usage, is an intensifier.[[/note]]
* ButtMonkey: Harry Whitfield, a recurring character who goes through several horrible stories, typically while traveling to (or returning from) visiting his niece Winona, who lives in Oyster Bay on Long Island.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Very common.
** "The Sassage", talking about a sausage: "After you clean it, there's not much to it."
** "Mad Dog". "Oh, I had to shoot my dog." "Was he mad?" "Guess he weren't so damn pleased."
** "The Body In The Kelp", where Old John asks for a description of the body. "Well, then, 'tweren't me."
** In "More Bert and I", they catch a scuba diver, who is apparently stealing from their lobster traps, and apparently just think he's a weird fish. They hang him up on the fish scales, then talk about using him for bait.
* CouldSayItBut: "The Liar". "I wouldn't go so far as to call him a liar, but I heard tell from them as knows that when he wants his cows to come in from pasture, he's got to get someone else to call 'em."
* DeadpanSnarker: Harry's wife, when Harry, asleep at the wheel, crashes his car through the side of the house: "I see you're just in time for dinner."
* DeusAngstMachina: "No News" on ''Bert and I Stem Inflation'' is a variant of the "Your dog died from eating burnt horse flesh" urban legend.
* DidYouDie: Inverted in "The Body In The Kelp", where a body is found that resembles Elmer the lighthouse keeper. The narrator and friend go to the lighthouse to confirm, where they have a discussion with Elmer about the body, ending with Elmer confirming, "Well, then, 'tweren't me."
* DrivesLikeCrazy: The tourist driving the foreign sports car in "Which Way to East Vassalboro?"
* GreatestHitsAlbum: "The Best of Bert and I" (1983), which has tracks from the four studio albums, the LiveAlbum, and a few from Marshall Dodge's short-lived TV show, "Down East Smile-In".
* HollywoodDrowning: Averted in "Bert and I"; after the Bluebird sinks, Bert is just floating about a foot under the surface of the water, and the narrator has to get him back up.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Virgil Bliss argues that he's cleaner than the judge, because the judge dirties 365 or more shirts per year, while [[ThePigPen Virgil only dirties the one]].
* LongTitle: The first three albums all qualify, but the third clocks in at 26 words.
* MathematiciansAnswer:
** "You're in a balloon, you damned fool" is the punchline to "The Lighter Than Air Balloon".
** From "Arthur Bunker Testifies": "You live there all your life?" "Not yet."
** From "Not Just Yet": "Where is your wife?" "She's out t'the graveyard." (She died eight years ago.)
** Pretty much all of "Directions". "Where does this road go?" "Don't go nowhere, Mister. Stays right here."
* OminousFog: The fog in the original "Bert and I" was described as "a dungeon of fog", and the Bangor Packet came out of it to slice the Bluebird in half.
* ThePigPen: The titular "Virgil Bliss", who changes his shirt once a year. He's brought into court and sentenced to a bath.
* RammingAlwaysWorks:
** The Bangor Packet sinks the Bluebird and apparently doesn't even notice.
** Bert and I manage to plug the hole in the oil tanker Machias Maru by plugging it with the Bluebird II.
* ReplacementGoldfish: The Bluebird II, after the Bluebird sinks in "Bert and I". By "Bert and I Stem Inflation", they're on the Bluebird VI.
* ShaggyDogStory: The directions in "Directions" go through a winding and impossible-to-follow sequence to get to an intersection where it doesn't matter which way you go, as you're completely lost already.
* SpeaksFluentAnimal: Downplayed; Gagnon, World-Champion Moose Caller can call moose (and caribou), although he can't talk to them beyond summoning them.
* TheStoic: A key element of the humor.
** The narrator of "Bert and I", who calmly describes his boat getting cut in half and his friend almost drowning.
** Myron Cudmore in "The Plane Ride". The ride was $10 for 10 minutes, but if Myron and his wife kept their mouths shut for the whole ride, the ride was free. The pilot started looping and trying to scare them, then finally lands, admitting defeat. "Wasn't there a moment when you felt like shouting or saying something?" "Well, no. Except that one time when you turned upside-down and Ma fell out."
* ThrowTheDogABone: "Kenneth Fowler Goes Hunting" - after going through a
* TheVoiceless: Bert. We only hear of him through the unnamed narrator.
* YouCantMissIt: A common element of directions given to tourists.
** "Which Way to Millinocket?" stars to describe several routes that involve things like "Just keep the river on your left."
** "Directions" includes directions like "Two miles before the red schoolhouse, you take a left."
-->--"Which Way to Millinocket?", from the original ''Bert and I...And Other Stories from Down East''
'''Bert and I''' is a series of comedy albums and related works by Marshall Dodge and Bob Bryan, based around the humor of the "Down East" culture of UsefulNotes/{{Maine}}. They became the codifier of much of this humor, focused around dry wit, understatement, and folk wisdom, and were an inspiration for (among others) Radio/APrairieHomeCompanion. The [[UsefulNotes/AmericanAccents Down East accent]] is thick, although others appear as well. (If one were to FunetikAksent the page quote, it would come out more like "You cahn't get thayah from heayah.")
Four original albums were released:
* ''Bert and I...And Other Stories from Down East'' (1958)
* ''More Bert and I... And Other Stories from Down East'' (1961)
* ''The Return of Bert and I: How the Bluebird II Plugged the Hole in the Machias Maru, Thus Saving the Coast of Maine and Other Stories'' (1972)
* ''Bert and I Stem Inflation'' (1976)
A LiveAlbum with just Marshall Dodge, ''Bert and I...On Stage'' was released in 1977, and Bob Bryan worked with Maine comedian Tim Sample on an audio recording of ''How To Talk Yankee'', a humorous lexicon of Down East language. Bryan and Sample put out a new album, "Bert and I...Rebooted" in 2013.
The albums have recently been reissued by Islandport Press, and are available at [[https://www.bert-and-i.com/ the Bert and I website]].
----
!! Bert and I come down to the tropes around six o'clock in the early morning...
* AbandonShip: Bert and I, after the Bluebird is sunk by the Bangor Packet.
* AcceptableTargets: Pretty much anybody From Away, but especially Tourists.
* ArtisticLicenseEconomics: "Bert and I Stem Inflation" has quite a few, exaggerated for humor. For example, inflation is not caused by the Secretary of the Treasury signing individual dollar bills too quickly, especially not by signing his whole name instead of using his initial.
* BeyondTheImpossible: Gagnon, World-Champion Moose Caller manages to summon a stuffed moose from the Natural History Museum.
* BlatantLies: Harry Whitfield, who stepped out to go sharpen his axe, gets his car caught in the wheel well of a 747 and flown to New York City. When he arrives home several days later, his wife is standing at the door glaring at him, and his justification is, "That axe was some dull."[[note]]"Some", in this usage, is an intensifier.[[/note]]
* ButtMonkey: Harry Whitfield, a recurring character who goes through several horrible stories, typically while traveling to (or returning from) visiting his niece Winona, who lives in Oyster Bay on Long Island.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Very common.
** "The Sassage", talking about a sausage: "After you clean it, there's not much to it."
** "Mad Dog". "Oh, I had to shoot my dog." "Was he mad?" "Guess he weren't so damn pleased."
** "The Body In The Kelp", where Old John asks for a description of the body. "Well, then, 'tweren't me."
** In "More Bert and I", they catch a scuba diver, who is apparently stealing from their lobster traps, and apparently just think he's a weird fish. They hang him up on the fish scales, then talk about using him for bait.
* CouldSayItBut: "The Liar". "I wouldn't go so far as to call him a liar, but I heard tell from them as knows that when he wants his cows to come in from pasture, he's got to get someone else to call 'em."
* DeadpanSnarker: Harry's wife, when Harry, asleep at the wheel, crashes his car through the side of the house: "I see you're just in time for dinner."
* DeusAngstMachina: "No News" on ''Bert and I Stem Inflation'' is a variant of the "Your dog died from eating burnt horse flesh" urban legend.
* DidYouDie: Inverted in "The Body In The Kelp", where a body is found that resembles Elmer the lighthouse keeper. The narrator and friend go to the lighthouse to confirm, where they have a discussion with Elmer about the body, ending with Elmer confirming, "Well, then, 'tweren't me."
* DrivesLikeCrazy: The tourist driving the foreign sports car in "Which Way to East Vassalboro?"
* GreatestHitsAlbum: "The Best of Bert and I" (1983), which has tracks from the four studio albums, the LiveAlbum, and a few from Marshall Dodge's short-lived TV show, "Down East Smile-In".
* HollywoodDrowning: Averted in "Bert and I"; after the Bluebird sinks, Bert is just floating about a foot under the surface of the water, and the narrator has to get him back up.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Virgil Bliss argues that he's cleaner than the judge, because the judge dirties 365 or more shirts per year, while [[ThePigPen Virgil only dirties the one]].
* LongTitle: The first three albums all qualify, but the third clocks in at 26 words.
* MathematiciansAnswer:
** "You're in a balloon, you damned fool" is the punchline to "The Lighter Than Air Balloon".
** From "Arthur Bunker Testifies": "You live there all your life?" "Not yet."
** From "Not Just Yet": "Where is your wife?" "She's out t'the graveyard." (She died eight years ago.)
** Pretty much all of "Directions". "Where does this road go?" "Don't go nowhere, Mister. Stays right here."
* OminousFog: The fog in the original "Bert and I" was described as "a dungeon of fog", and the Bangor Packet came out of it to slice the Bluebird in half.
* ThePigPen: The titular "Virgil Bliss", who changes his shirt once a year. He's brought into court and sentenced to a bath.
* RammingAlwaysWorks:
** The Bangor Packet sinks the Bluebird and apparently doesn't even notice.
** Bert and I manage to plug the hole in the oil tanker Machias Maru by plugging it with the Bluebird II.
* ReplacementGoldfish: The Bluebird II, after the Bluebird sinks in "Bert and I". By "Bert and I Stem Inflation", they're on the Bluebird VI.
* ShaggyDogStory: The directions in "Directions" go through a winding and impossible-to-follow sequence to get to an intersection where it doesn't matter which way you go, as you're completely lost already.
* SpeaksFluentAnimal: Downplayed; Gagnon, World-Champion Moose Caller can call moose (and caribou), although he can't talk to them beyond summoning them.
* TheStoic: A key element of the humor.
** The narrator of "Bert and I", who calmly describes his boat getting cut in half and his friend almost drowning.
** Myron Cudmore in "The Plane Ride". The ride was $10 for 10 minutes, but if Myron and his wife kept their mouths shut for the whole ride, the ride was free. The pilot started looping and trying to scare them, then finally lands, admitting defeat. "Wasn't there a moment when you felt like shouting or saying something?" "Well, no. Except that one time when you turned upside-down and Ma fell out."
* ThrowTheDogABone: "Kenneth Fowler Goes Hunting" - after going through a
* TheVoiceless: Bert. We only hear of him through the unnamed narrator.
* YouCantMissIt: A common element of directions given to tourists.
** "Which Way to Millinocket?" stars to describe several routes that involve things like "Just keep the river on your left."
** "Directions" includes directions like "Two miles before the red schoolhouse, you take a left."
