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* Overlaps with BreadEggsBreadedEggs in ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'': [[DoomsdayDevice The Kragle]] is guarded with lasers, sharks, laser sharks, and overbearing assistants.

* Overlaps with BreadEggsBreadedEggs in ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'': [[DoomsdayDevice The Kragle]] is guarded with lasers, sharks, laser sharks, and overbearing assistants.

** From ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek 2}}'', the Fairy Godmother's tirade:

* ''Disney/MeetTheRobinsons'': Wilbur Robinson's RobotBuddy Carl lists the negative consequences that arose from Wilbur's careless failure to shut the garage door properly: One of the family's time machines (a prototype, only two currently in existence) got stolen by the villain, the time stream could be altered forever, and someone took Carl's bike. Later in the film, Wilbur gives Lewis three objections to [[spoiler:Lewis' suggestion that the Robinsons adopt Bowler Hat Guy, who is actually Lewis' old roommate Mike Yagoobian]] - "He stole our time machine, tried to ruin your future, and he [[ThePigpen smells like he hasn't had a shower in thirty years]]!"

* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'': Edna Mode does this twice while demonstrating the new super suits she designed for Helen Parr and her children:
-->'''Edna:''' I cut it a little roomy for the free movement, the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin...and it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof, and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.\\\

'''Kronk's Shoulder Devil:''' That's it. ''(cocks his pitchfork [[DramaticGunCock like a gun]])'' She's going down.

* This line from Kent Mansley's "goldarned security" rant in ''WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant'':
-->'''Kent Mansley:''' You think this metal man is fun, but who built it? The Russians? The Chinese? Martians? ''[[CanadaEh Canadians]]? I don't care!''

* ''Franchise/{{Shrek}}'':
** From ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek 2}}'', the Fairy Godmother's tirade:
--->'''Fairy Godmother:''' Let's see... P-p-p-p-p, Princess. Literature/{{Cinderella}}... Handsome prince, lived happily ever after... oh, no ogres! Literature/SleepingBeauty... handsome prince, no ogres. Literature/{{Thumbelina}}, no! Literature/HanselAndGretel, no! The Golden Bird, Literature/TheLittleMermaid, ''Film/PrettyWoman''... no, no, no, no, NO! You see, ogres don't live happily ever after.
** ''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird'': The Witches run people down on their broomsticks, the living trees knock stuff over, and the cyclops... pulls letters out of mailboxes, peels off the stamps, and puts them back.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'': Edna Mode does this twice while demonstrating the new super suits she designed for Helen Parr and her children:
-->'''Edna:''' I cut it a little roomy for the free movement, the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin...and it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof, and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.\\\
'''Edna:''' Your suit can stretch as far as you can without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.
* ''WesternAnimation/SupermanBatmanApocalypse'':
-->'''Kara:''' Kal, I've been chased, shot at, kidnapped, beaten up, mind controlled... and I broke a nail! I could use a little quiet.
* ''Disney/MeetTheRobinsons'': Wilbur Robinson's RobotBuddy Carl lists the negative consequences that arose from Wilbur's careless failure to shut the garage door properly: One of the family's time machines (a prototype, only two currently in existence) got stolen by the villain, the time stream could be altered forever, and someone took Carl's bike. Later in the film, Wilbur gives Lewis three objections to [[spoiler:Lewis' suggestion that the Robinsons adopt Bowler Hat Guy, who is actually Lewis' old roommate Mike Yagoobian]] - "He stole our time machine, tried to ruin your future, and he [[ThePigpen smells like he hasn't had a shower in thirty years]]!"
* ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal'' features a segment with Captain Sternn on trial for heinous crimes, including: 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape... and one moving violation.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}'': Alex rants to Marty for getting them stranded on an island.
-->'''Alex:''' I'm gonna kill you, Marty! I'm gonna strangle you, then bury you, then dig you up and clone you and kill all your clones! And then, I'm never talking to you again!
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'', the title character's De-Gun has these modes: Decompress, Debilitate, Demoralize, Deregulate, Death Ray, Destroy, and ''Decoupage''[[note]]The art of decorating an object by gluing colored paper cutouts onto it in combination with special paint effects[[/note]].
* ''Disney/LiloAndStitch'': According to Jumba, Stitch's programming will cause him to be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and [[PokeThePoodle steal everyone's left shoe]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/DuckTalesTheMovieTreasureOfTheLostLamp'' when [[BenevolentGenie Gene]] recounts all the horrific things [[BigBad Merlock]] unleashed upon the world by abusing his unlimited wishes, he lists off sinking Atlantis, destroying Pompeii, and inventing anchovy pizza.

* A censored version of "Topsy Turvy" from ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'' replaces one line with "Good is bad, and best is worst, and west is east!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/IceAge3DawnOfTheDinosaurs'', [[CrazySurvivalist Buck]] lists off the rules if the [[TrueCompanions heroes]] want him to help them: "Rule 1: Do whatever Buck says. Rule 2: Stay on the middle of the track.... Rule 3... He who has gas walks at the back."
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Trolls}}'': Having just fled their home to avoid being eaten, King Peppy says that the Trolls' new home has all they need: "Fresh air, clear water, and sweet acoustics!"
* ''WesternAnimation/RatchetAndClank2016'': Ratchet calls Qwark out on him betraying the Galactic Rangers. Qwark retorts that he did it because Ratchet usurped his position in the public's eye and took his fans, his sponsors, his lucrative endorsement deals, and his parking space.

* ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe3'': While in prison, the Minions become so feared they can get anything they want from the other inmates. Some of those things are money, gold, and a teddy bear.

* ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe3'': While in prison, the Minions become so feared they can get anything they want from the other inmates. some of those things are money, gold and a teddy bear.

* ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6'', when Hiro is testing out Baymax's prototype PoweredArmor:

--->'''Fairy Godmother:''' Let's see... P-p-p-p-p, Princess. Literature/{{Cinderella}}... Handsome prince, lived happily ever after... oh, no ogres! Literature/SleepingBeauty... handsome prince, no ogres. Literature/{{Thumbelina}}, no! Literature/HanselAndGretel, no! TheGoldenBird, Literature/TheLittleMermaid, ''Film/PrettyWoman''... no, no, no, no, NO! You see, ogres don't live happily ever after.

'''Kronk's Shoulder Devil:''' That's it. '''(cocks his pitchfork [[DramaticGunCock like a gun]])''' She's going down.

* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{The LEGO Movie}}'', the Kragle is guarded be Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, and overbearing assistants.

* In ''WesternAnimation/IceAge: Dawn of the Dinosaurs'', [[CrazySurvivalist Buck]] lists off the rules if the [[TrueCompanions heroes]] want him to help them: "Rule 1: Do whatever Buck says. Rule 2: Stay on the middle of the track.... Rule 3... He who has gas walks at the back."

* In the [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie]]

* ''WesternAnimation/RatchetAndClank'': Ratchet calls Qwark out on him betraying the Galactic Rangers. Qwark retorts that he did it because Ratchet usurped his position in the public's eye and took his fans, his sponsors, his lucrative endorsement deals, and his parking space.

-->'''Kara:''' Kal, I've been chased, shot at, kidnapped, beaten up, mind-controlled... [[OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers and I broke a nail!]] I could use a little quiet.

* ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch'': According to Jumba, Stitch's programming will cause him to be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and [[PokeThePoodle steal everyone's left shoe]].

-->'''Hiro''': Hammer fist! Knife hand! Side kick! Back kick! ''Gummy bears!''\\

-->'''Hiro''': Hammer fist! Side kick! Side kick! Back kick! ''Gummy bears!''\\

* ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'': Vinny Santorini says that "we've done a lot of things we're not proud of: robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking..." In the same movie, by the same person, a lil' earlier, "Gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and paperclips. Big ones. You know, just office supplies."

* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'', the titler character's De-Gun has these modes: Decompress, Debilitate, Demoralize, Deregulate, Death Ray, Destroy, and ''Decoupage''[[note]]The art of decorating an object by gluing colored paper cutouts onto it in combination with special paint effects[[/note]].