History AccidentalInnuendo / LiveActionTV

* In ''Series/LazyTown'''s "You are a Pirate" song Stephanie says "if you like to sail the sea" but it sounds like "if you like to sell pussies" Ahem.
** The line about "precious booty" within the song.
** Then there's the scene during "Master of Disguise" where Robbie sneaks up on Stingy, a 6 year old boy, while singing "You walk right by me, not knowing that I'm slimy!" complete with a [[MemeticMolester creepy predator esque]] expression on his face.
** Also in 'You Are a Pirate', there's a line 'Hang the black flag on the end of the mast!', but it's said so fast you can't hear the 'l' in flag. Ehhh......

* In an episode of ''Series/MythBusters'', the team are trying to see if a man can really fly a distance strapped to some fireworks. After the three team members each design a prototype rocket system, one of them enthusiastically declares to the female team member "Well, let's go see if you can put this rocket where your mouth is..." as they decide to test them out.
** In a myth about bullets made of unusual material that would disintegrate, there was the meat bullet. Lampshaded: "What did you do at work today?" "Made a meat bullet." "IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow?"

* People often think the name of ''Series/TheNoddyShop'' sounds like "The Naughty Shop", to the point where this misheard title [[MemeticMutation became quite the meme]].

* ''Series/TheElectricCompany1971'': "Billy Lick a Lolly", especially after Molly gives a lollipop to Lilly and the song says that "Molly gave to Lilly just what Billy gave to Molly."

* ''Series/FraggleRock''
** Take a very close listen to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0PtCdqFL7o "Let Me Be Your Song".]]

* On the 19.3.2016 episode of [[Creator/AntAndDec Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway]], the Ant vs Dec was a mock-up of Family Fortunes. When Dec was asked "Name something it's hard to get your leg over", he stuttered, looked over at his female team-mate, and said "Well...Ashley...".

* ''Series/{{Victorious}}'':
-->'''Jade:''' "Sometimes it's fun... Like, when I'm in the mood to do it."\\
'''Beck:''' Which she was yesterday."\\
'''Jade:''' "I kinda was."
-->From ''Freak the Freak out''
-->I scream your name!
-->it always stays the same.
-->I scream and shout!
** From "Roborazzi":
---> '''Cat:''' It's the ball freshener!"\\
'''Lane:''' "Cat, I think we need to talk about this."
** In "Cat's New Boyfriend", when Tori says that she and Cat's new boyfriend have met (they used to date)...
--->'''Cat:''' Really, you know Daniel?\\
'''Jade:''' Ohh, she ''knows'' Daniel.
** The lyrics to "Give It Up" in "Freak the Freak Out" can be read as a BDSM allusion if your mind is filthy:
--->Look at me, boy\\
'Cause I got you where I want you\\
Isn't it so exciting?\\
Wanna shake you, wanna break you\\
Take the backseat, boy, 'cause now I'm driving
** "The Wood" has everybody incredibly excited about seeing The Wood, and Trina and Robbie get squirted all over their faces and hair with white lotion.
** In "A Christmas Tori", when she reveals herself as Tori's secret Santa, Jade flatly greets her "Ho ho..." and Tori dubiously responds "Ho."
** In "Ice Cream for Ke$ha", Trina bobs her head to "Blow" with a pickle in her mouth.
** Tori "beats the balls of pain" in "The GorillaClub".
** The very title of "Wanko's Warehouse"; naturally, in the UK it's just called "The Warehouse".
** In "Star-Spangled Tori", Jade mentions that it’s embarrassing to mess up the National Anthem. For an example, she says how a girl messed up by instead or saying “And the rocket’s red glare” she said “And the cockpit’s red hair”. Sikowitz adds that she was laughed at so hard because of this mistake that she had to leave town.

* ''Series/TheAmandaShow'':
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmrW1YBECNY#t=2m39s "When I kiss a girl, I SLURP her!"]]
** "No coconut rubbing on the beach."

* In one episode of ''Series/BarneyAndFriends'', while the characters are singing the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzaRHP_qRw "Brushing My Teeth" song]], one of the characters demonstrates how to brush his teeth "in back". It looks like [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything something else]].
* ''Series/BetweenTheLions'': "What's Cooking with Theo and Cleo" features a lot of rhyming titles like "Slammed and Rammed Ham", "Beef in a Sheet", and "Tackled and Paddled Hamburger".

* Say, you are watching ''Series/FigureItOut'' as a teenager or a person in their late-teens, and some questions are indeed, ''indeed'' accidentally implicating other stuff. Especially in the 2012 revival. Something not that uncommon from the humor used in current Nick shows (''Series/ICarly'', ''Series/{{Victorious}}'') compared to some of the 90s shows some guest panelists were from (for example, ''GUTS'', ''Series/NickArcade'', ''Series/TheMysteryFilesOfShelbyWoo'', etc.)

* ''Series/ICarly''
-->'''Sam:''' I want to do bad things to that chick.
--> '''Freddie:''' You ''should''.
--> '''Sam:''' I will.
** "iWill Date Freddie" gives us "[[{{Have a Gay Old Time}} You won't get respect if your back's not erect!]]"
** In "iWant My Website Back", Sam persuades Mandy to inflate a garbage bag by blowing:
--> '''Sam:''' Do you want to help get our website back or not?\\
'''Manday:''' Of course!\\
'''Sam:''' Then blow.\\
(''{{Beat}}'')\\
'''Mandy:''' On it.
** "iThink They Kissed" has cene where the prisoners come out of the large pair-of-pants sculpture through the zipper area.
** In "iStart a Fan War", Spencer's {{cosplay}} character's weapon is a long staff, while [[Music/JackBlack his rival]] uses two wrist balls.
** In "iDate Sam and Freddie", Gibby exclaims "I LOVE Pini's!" referring to a local restaurant with really good lasagne. With a slightly different inflection, it would sound exactly like a certain male body part.
** Spencer's assistant in "iBalls" has a weird knack for these:
*** The electronic toilet seat which warms your bottom. And it ''vibrates''. '''AccidentalInnuendo'''
-->'''Assistant''': Think of me when you're using it.
*** The assistant giving Spencer a piggy-back ride, and Spencer answering a phone call, saying "[[DoubleEntendre I'm riding him]]."
*** Their final exchange:
-->'''Spencer''': Where will you go?
-->'''Assistant''': Wherever the wind blows me.
-->'''Spencer''': I hope it blows you someplace wonderful.
** There are a couple of more examples in "iFind Spencer Friends":
*** Spencer plays tennis with an 8-year-old grader, but loses because his tennis racket is "floppy". Add in that Gibby pronounces tennis like "teenis" and you've got one weird scene.
*** A random {{loony fan}} runs to a men's restroom to get a picture with Gibby. When she got back she started to scream: "I touched Gibby, I touched Gibby!"

* The "twangers" episode of ''Series/{{Rainbow}}''.
** May not be as much of a case of "Accidental"!
* Sam sticking a pork finger in Sophie's mouth in ''Series/SamAndCat''.

* ''Series/SesameStreet'',
** A skit with Elmo, dressed in a pith helmet and vest, talking to the audience about exploring. Upon seeing Susan, he says "Let's explore Susan!"
** AVerySpecialEpisode that aired just after [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror September 11th, 2001]], featured a trip to the local fire station after Elmo was frightened by a grease fire in a diner. When Elmo and Maria got to the firefighters' pole, Elmo rode it down, but Maria chickened out at the last moment. It wasn't the first time a woman was ever repelled by a giant pole...
** [[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire The Count]] counts "slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster. Once I starts counting it is very hard to stop! Faster! Faster! It is so exciting!" Parodied by a Website/YouTube video which [[CensoredForComedy censored all instances of the word "count" as a verb]].

* ''Series/TodaysSpecial'': And it is ''painfully'' innocent, given that it's from Jeff, in the episode [[http://todays-special.schuminweb.com/todays-special/episode-guide/1986/trash.php "Trash"]].
-->'''Jeff:''' Well now, TXL, how do we turn you on? [[BreakingTheFourthWall I've never done this before]]. What button do you suppose I press?

* ''Series/WizardsOfWaverlyPlace'': In "Justin's Little Sister", Alex blatantly admits to her mother that the idea of her parents [[GRatedSex canoodling]] grosses her out more than the idea of [[RelationshipWritingFumble going out with her own brother]]. This scene can be considered [[AccidentalPublicConfession the turning point]] for many fans of the show, as from this point on you were either a Jalex fan or you weren't. Note that is not a case of ThatCameOutWrong, as neither her or her mother saw anything wrong with this.
** Perhaps not-so-accidental: in "Helping Hand", after Max 'invents' his toothbrush/backscratcher, Jerry and Theresa have a conversation debating how unfair their 'backscratching' is in bed. Jerry accuses Theresa of pretending to be too tired to 'scratch his back' and she accuses him of not returning the favour, stating "It's just scratch, I'm done."

----

* Then there’s “Our Mrs. Reynolds” where Mal tells Jayne to go play with his rain stick. Jayne got a rain stick at the same party Mal accidentally got married in, but it still sounds dirty.

** Happens so frequently that even the actors aren't impervious. During Comic Con 2011 Bradley James kept discussing how he liked to get his sword out and wave it around. Either side of him, Anthony Head and Creator/KatieMcGrath try to stifle their giggles.

** The episode "A Tune For Two" has this interesting exchange:
--->'''Gobo:''' ''(trying to write a song)'' Help me think of a word that rhymes with "treacherous."
--->'''Wembley:''' Um, uh... lecherous! [[note]] adj. given to or characterized by lechery; erotically suggestive; inciting to lust[[/note]]
--->'''Gobo:''' Wembley, "lecherous" isn't a word.

* ''Series/TheChase'' has quite a few of these, in the form of both certain questions and certain things the contestants have said. Like for the former, "What colour is the giant cock on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square?, which nearly caused host Bradley Walsh to break down there and then. Or for the latter, an artist saying her husband has 'put up a temporary erection', referring to the stairs to the art studio. The former can be seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ArvLptuz8&feature=youtu.be here]], the latter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc95D9OZ3d0 here]] and there's a whole playlist of this in [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDHE_7LPsCvY-xoSuO3rs5TZf9Q7TYWF7 this Youtube playlist]]

-->'''Woolsey''': You’ve approached my private spot!\\

* ''Series/BetweenTheLions'': "What's Cooking with Theo and Cleo" features a lot of rhyming titles like "Slammed and Rammed Ham", "Beef in a Sheet", and "Tackled and Paddled Hamburger". Considering the two openly flirt on the show and sometimes seem to be close to [[UnusualEuphemism killing the Y-rating]], [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar it could be intentional.]]

* ''Series/TheChase'' has quite a few of these, in the form of both certain questions and certain things the contestants have said. Like for the former, "What colour is the giant cock on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square?, which nearly caused host Bradley Walsh to break down there and then. Or for the latter, an artist saying her husband has 'put up a temporary erection', referring to the stairs to the art studio. The former can be seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ArvLptuz8&feature=youtu.be here]], the latter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc95D9OZ3d0 here]] and there's a whole playlist of this (plus GettingCrapPastTheRadar) in [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDHE_7LPsCvY-xoSuO3rs5TZf9Q7TYWF7 this Youtube playlist]]

* During the brouhaha over the [[spoiler: revelation of Thomas's homosexuality]] on ''Series/DowntonAbbey'', Molesley says "See? Now my grip is firm, but tender. Cherish the ball; don't crush it." No one seems to notice that it... came out wrong, but considering that the scene immediately continues to Jimmy and Alfred discussing [[spoiler: whether Jimmy would look like he was gay himself if he didn't report Thomas's sexual advances to the authorities]], there's no freaking way the writers weren't GettingCrapPastTheRadar.

* Usually occurs on ''Series/Wipeout2008'' with the 'big balls' obstacle, as can be expected. And sometimes the subtle jokes made by the hosts are [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar not so accidental]]. And sometimes still the show itself makes not so accidental things like calling a pair of uh... foam spheres on strings danglers.

* From one of the earlier seasons of ''Series/TwentyFour''

* ''Series/TheAmandaShow'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmrW1YBECNY#t=2m39s "When I kiss a girl, I SLURP her!"]]

* In season 2 of ''Series/TheMandalorian'' some of the dialogue can get a little...suggestive when [[ItMakesSenseinContext: taken out of context.]]

* In season 2 of [[Series/StarWars/TheMandalorian The Mandalorian]] some of the dialogue can get a little...suggestive when [[ItMakesSenseinContext: taken out of context.]]

** Think ''that's'' bad? Howsabout this little gem from "Never Kill A Boy on the First Date"?

* ''Series/BlakesSeven''. In the episode "Death Watch", Avon teleports down to confront [[TheBaroness Servalan]], saying he's guessed her EvilPlan and delivering a blatant death threat. He then calls for Cally to teleport him up again. Unfortunately the [[ThrowItIn actors decided on their own initiative]] to acknowledge their character's FoeRomanceSubtext by having Avon grab Servalan for a passionate TakeThatKiss. So when Avon then tells Cally [[SomethingElseAlsoRises he's ready to come up now...]]

** AVerySpecialEpisode that aired just after [[WarOnTerror September 11th, 2001]], featured a trip to the local fire station after Elmo was frightened by a grease fire in a diner. When Elmo and Maria got to the firefighters' pole, Elmo rode it down, but Maria chickened out at the last moment. It wasn't the first time a woman was ever repelled by a giant pole...

-->'''Woolsey''': You’ve approached my private spot!
-->'''Woman''': ...What?
-->'''Woolsey''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I mean you’ve entered my little personal area]].
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Woolsey''': ...This is where I come... to be alone with my thoughts.

* ''Series/TheChase'' has quite a few of these, in the form of both certain questions and certain things the contestants have said. Like for the former, "What colour is the giant cock on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square?]], which nearly caused host Bradley Walsh to break down there and then. Or for the latter, an artist saying her husband has 'put up a temporary erection', referring to the stairs to the art studio. The former can be seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ArvLptuz8&feature=youtu.be here]], the latter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc95D9OZ3d0 here]] and there's a whole playlist of this (plus GettingCrapPastTheRadar) in [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDHE_7LPsCvY-xoSuO3rs5TZf9Q7TYWF7 this Youtube playlist]]

-->'''Contestant:''' First you make a sale then you open my drawer. What am I?\\

'''Contestant:''' A ''cash register,'' you louse!!

'''Expert''': A hooker!\\ (''loud audience laughter'')\

--> '''Annie''': You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework. You're the one with the silver tongue.\\

--> '''Dean''': Okay this is my school, and I'll enter whatever I want!

-->'''Steven Ho''': ''(to Conan)'' Now, you get on top of me.

** From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS20E4Terminus Terminus]]", we have this spit-take inducing line:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Nyssa's skirt... There's blood on it!

--->'''Tegan:''' Hurry up!
--->'''Adric:'''[[note]]Who's actually trying to force open a window[[/note]] It's stiff.
--->'''Tegan:''' You were boasting your strength a minute ago. Get on with it!

** The jury is out on whether the Doctor's dodgy [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/gallery/thirddoctor/images/1024/19.html time disturbance detection device]] in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS9E5TheTimeMonster The Time Monster]]" was deliberately phallic or not. But... he built it to detect ''TheMaster''. That probably tells us everything we need to know.
*** Speaking of "The Time Monster", the secret project is called "TOMTIT"; it's rhyming slang for exactly what you think, and whether the writers knew this is unknown.

---> '''The Doctor''': "I think it's about time we came out of the closet!"

** "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS3E9TheSavages The Savages]]" starts with the First Doctor exploring the planet holding a device. When the natives of the planet stop him to ask what it is, he explains that it's a "reactive vibrator" and offers to demonstrate.
** The UnfortunateCharacterDesign of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS17E3TheCreatureFromThePit the Creature from the Pit]] - which looks exactly like a giant, green cock-and-balls - results in an astonishing scene where the Doctor (who is trying to communicate with the creature) picks up the creature's front... protuberance in his arms, rubs it up and down with his hands for a while, then puts his mouth on the end and puffs out his cheeks as he asks it "hello?".

--> '''Myleen Klass:''' Every woman, as you know, goes up and down in their underwear, and so--
--> '''Leslie Ash:''' ''Sorry''?!

* From one of the earlier seasons of ''Series/TwentyFour''
--> '''Ryan Chapelle:''' Alright everyone, fall back to B protocols, have all units on the ground prepared. Wherever Bauer lands, ''I want to be on top of him''.
* ''Series/ThirtyRock'' gives us the following exchange:
-->'''Jack:''' Jenna, I wanna Tupac you.
-->'''Jenna:''' Okay, but I have to pee first.
* ''Series/BlakesSeven''. In the episode "Death Watch", Avon teleports down to confront [[TheBaroness Servalan]], saying he's guessed her EvilPlan and delivering a blatant death threat. He then calls for Cally to teleport him up again. Unfortunately the [[ThrowItIn actors decided on their own initiative]] to acknowledge their character's FoeRomanceSubtext by having Avon grab Servalan for a passionate TakeThatKiss. So when Avon then tells Cally [[SomethingElseAlsoRises he's ready to come up now...]]

* ''Series/{{Charmed}}'': Piper's line about Wyatt "corrupting himself" in "Imaginary Fiends".