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fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#26: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:32:56 PM

NEITHER YOUNG OR OLD, I AM ETERNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

n/a
Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#27: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:34:29 PM

GODDAMN WHIPPERSNAPPERS GETTIN' MAH LAWN ALL DIRTIED UP WITH THEIR BASEBALLS AND THEIR VIDJA GAMES AND THEIR POSTCOGNITIVIST WHOOZAWHATZITS!

edited 14th Mar '11 9:35:57 PM by Miijhal

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#28: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:35:38 PM

*tosses a Sega Genesis cartridge onto Miijhal's lawn*

Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#30: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:41:35 PM

Actually, Charlie, the reason my back is bad is 'cause I hurt it lifting big ol' boxes of frozen hamburger patties and things when I was in highschool.

I do not miss that job.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#32: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:43:22 PM

Ahhhh.

I'm still kinda curious where and who for I'll be working when I graduate.

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#33: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:47:43 PM

-dons pimp hat and pimp cane- Well, Charlie, you might be interested in being my employee...

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#34: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:47:51 PM

^^^But it's Shaq Fu!

edited 14th Mar '11 9:47:57 PM by AnonymousUser

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#35: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:49:20 PM

*drops cartridge into nearby sewer grate*

Heapers’ Hangout
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#36: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:51:32 PM

@Juan: BITCH, I'M THE ONLY BOSS IN *THAT* BUSINESS.

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#37: Mar 14th 2011 at 9:54:26 PM

Foolish child, I've been pimping chicks since before you even knew that the thing between your legs was a vagina, Charles.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from Second Star to the left (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Disasturbator
#39: Mar 15th 2011 at 12:03:10 PM

-Glares through the window-

edited 15th Mar '11 12:03:38 PM by Ultimatum

New theme music also a box
Yowuza Since: Sep, 2010
#40: Mar 15th 2011 at 12:40:53 PM

Who do these chav whipplesnapers think they are, eh? Messing up my lawn with their smoking, swearing, vandalism and hooligan antics? Kids these days!!

I am 14 years and 11 months old.... hi.

Ossan Hello Ladies from Dahngrest Since: Jul, 2010
Hello Ladies
#41: Mar 15th 2011 at 1:34:36 PM

NO WAY -dances naked on your lawn-

Chances are, I'm not actually wearing any pants right now.
OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#42: Mar 15th 2011 at 1:51:50 PM

lousy younguns.

NEKKIDNESS IS FUR PRIVATE TIME YOU CRETIN!

Doodles
Ossan Hello Ladies from Dahngrest Since: Jul, 2010
Hello Ladies
#43: Mar 15th 2011 at 1:57:35 PM

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OLD MAN! THIS IS AN EXPRESSION OF MY INDIVIDUALITY!

Chances are, I'm not actually wearing any pants right now.
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#44: Mar 15th 2011 at 1:58:55 PM

Ossan is inverse-naked. Naked is an Ossan's default state. An Ossan wearing clothes is more naked than a normal person wearing nothing.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#45: Mar 15th 2011 at 5:47:52 PM

The mind boggles.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
KingFriday formerly Lady Justice Since: Mar, 2011
formerly Lady Justice
#46: Mar 16th 2011 at 12:02:07 AM

Can someone come and beat the crap off the chavs that keep leaving their DAMNED GARBAGE ON MY LAWN??????

"There's more evil in the charts then an Al-Qaida suggestion box" - Bill Bailey
Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#47: Mar 16th 2011 at 12:38:40 AM

That sounds like my combination of English and American terms there :)

A brighter future for a darker age.
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#48: Mar 16th 2011 at 1:02:55 AM

Dude, land mines. Real crotchety old men don't bother with shotguns and rocking chairs when they can use landmines and a Laz-e-boy.

Fight smart, not fair.
Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#49: Mar 16th 2011 at 1:31:46 AM

Landmines lack the personal touch of the shotgun, though.

A brighter future for a darker age.
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#50: Mar 16th 2011 at 2:40:30 AM

They're kids, they don't deserve a personal touch.

Fight smart, not fair.

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