Hello, I'm Ossan. I enjoy kiwi, puppies, cool hats, drawing, Dr. Pepper, Raven, squishy objects, and various other things not worth mentioning.
Incidentally, I do not enjoy long walks on the beach, for I always inevitably step on crabs and sea urchins.
But yes, I am just your ordinary everyday nerdy Troper. I am both a Yaoi Fangirl and Yuri Fangirl, but I also enjoy Het. Basically, I like romance and porn, okay?
Uhh...I don't have much else to say, I'm just kind of...here.
Tropes that people think apply to me:
All Women Are Lustful - Pretty much her defining trope.
I'm too lazy to make folders for everything else. Hurr
Your page has been accidentally molested by Weissritter. Aren't you delighted?
This troper just wanted to let you know that you are.. hum.. fun to be around. ;)
Very fun. >:D Also a very nice lady. —Blackmoon
Dammit, Weiss molested the page first! -Also Arin
Thanks for having my babies! -Not Always The Hero
You're so open with yourself...people love that here. ;) - Keybreak
*page raep* ~~ Spain Sun
All Your Base Are Belong to Us. You have no chance to survive make your time! —CATS
Don't mind me. Just darnpenguin here snuggling in for some friendly gropage. Mmm...
-molests- —Rumetzen
- Ossan Ossan Ore Nanbo?
- Solstace
- Ossan is the best! She is fun and funny and nice and has lots of hilarious fetishes! -Sporkaganza
- Ohhhh yeah, I'm totally having my way with this page.
- Listen all 'yall, it's sabotage! I almost forgot to vandalize your page too, but now I've fixed that! —goodtimesfreegrog'
- Dont mind me.... just molesting your page~ just stay asleep and we'll pretend it never happened in the morning ;3 -Rizu
You are 'she'? No wonder... ~Spooky Mask
- This page has been molested under the orders of Mark Von Lewis. You're awesome, Ossan.
- *grope* ACK! I'm sorry I'm sorry I thought the door was shut I wasn't looking behind me it was seriously a mistake I thought- ...Huh? Youre not mad?
20 Seconds Later
Tho, efrythingths fine, then? Ekthellent. Ith ya don't mind, I think I'll be pickin' up my teef now. *stoops to pick up teeth, stops* Uh!? Mith? I thwear ta Gah dith isn-GAAH! MY FOREARMTH!!
