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"Out of all the mothafuckas on Earth, you the mothafuckest!"

— Linus, A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

Most Offensive Video was an online video maker specializing in gag dubs of classic Peanuts specials. Said dubs are the basic definition of Not Safe for Work and are full of extremely vulgar and racist humor (this is South Park and Drawn Together taken far past infinity), which makes them twice as funny. Dubs also exist for How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, the Christmas Episode of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids and a pair of videos based on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town, both rendered in stop-motion and featuring such things as uncensored sex acts, German stereotypes alongside the normal exaggerated African-American stereotypes and the occasional use of actual fire.

Most of the videos were at one point available on YouTube, but are now in Keep Circulating the Tapes territory given their content.

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Videography:

• A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa (2002)
• A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa Redux (2003)
• It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown (2003)
• Suck My Big Black Ass, Charlie Brown (2003)
• Rudolph the Five-Legged Reindeer (2004)
• How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa (2005)
• It's the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown (2006)
• It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan, Charlie Brown (2007)
• Beware of the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown (2007)
• Fanta Claus Is Comin'... (2008)
• Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown (2010)
• The Fat Albert Kwanzaa Special (2014)

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"Most Offensive Tropes"

• Abridged Series: In a sense. The basic plot of the original specials is still there, but with a few changes.
• Adaptation Distillation: "Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player" is largely based on "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown", but has bits of The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show segment "Thibault" spliced in, adding the titular character (renamed "Espinosa") into the plot.
• Adaptation Name Change: Franklin is renamed "Abu Dhabi" and Frieda is renamed "Propecia".
  • Combined with Adaptational Nationality, Thibault from Charlie Brown and Snoopy is turned into a Mexican immigrant named Espinosa.
• All Men Are Perverts: Literally every male character has sex constantly on their mind... and mouth.
• All Women Are Lustful: The females are typically responsible for the absurdly detailed sex acts.
• Artistic License – Religion: Linus has a rather twisted recollection of the meaning of Kwanzaa. For starters, he thinks the Three Kings are Martin Luther, Don and Rodney.
• Brother–Sister Incest: Implied in "It's the Great Dolemite".
  Lucy: [to Linus] WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WRITIN' TO DOLEMITE AGAIN? What, my pussy's not good enough for you?
• Berserk Button: Don't tell Linus that the Great Dolemite was in Las Vegas the same time he was waiting in the pumpkin patch.
• Bestiality Is Depraved: Snoopy becomes the "Easter Nigga" when he overhears Lucy saying she'll "take it up the sludge from Snoop" if he really does show up. She stands by her word.
• Butt-Monkey: Charlie Brown, as usual. Sometimes, Peppermint Patty falls victim to this thanks to Marcie.
• Child Prodigy: Schroeder is somehow able to play songs such as "Purple Haze" with vocals and everything on a toy piano.
• Christmas Episode:
  • "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa"
  • "How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa"
  • "The Fat Albert Kwanzaa Special!"
  • On the website, there are two involving claymation: "Rudolph the Five-Legged Reindeer" and "Fanta Claus is Comin'". These two contain extremely explicit sexual acts due to not being limited to having to use existing animation with minimal editing.
• Curb-Stomp Battle: Lucy gives Schroeder's piano one in "Suck My Big Black Ass".
• Demoted to Extra: Snoopy, compared to the original specials. He barely has any major role and usually just hangs around in the background, sometimes getting a scene or two to himself, likely the most notable being the end of "Beware the Easter Nigga", where he ravages Lucy from behind.
• Does Not Know Her Own Strength: Marcie punches Espinosa's head with enough strength to sever it, and launch it back to Puerto Rico in "Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player".
• Fun with Acronyms: The characters don't seem to know what the NAACP stands for.
  Lucy: Doesn't the N-Double-A-C-P stand for "Niggas Arguin' and Constantly Protestin'"?
  Sally: I thought it stood for "Niggas Angry About Caucasian People".
  Linus: No, that's wrong too!
  Charlie Brown: "Niggas Aren't Always Cocking Pistols"?
  Linus: [thinking] We ain't ever gonna make it...
• Funny Background Event: Signs on the walls of the department store the kids visit. One simply reads "FUCK YOU" ("Beware the Easter Nigga").
• Gag Dub
• Halloween Episode: "It's the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown!"
• Invisible Parents: Little is heard of most characters' parents. Although Marcie's mother is heard over the phone in "It's Martin Luther King Day".
• Larynx Dissonance: Although these predate Jiz (and that series' creator went public), those voices sound similar to these.
• Medium Blending: Some videos utilize live-action over the animation.
• N-Word Privileges: The creators are (presumably) black.
  • In "Beware the Easter Nigga", Linus explains that the NAACP wants people to stop using the N-word as it's disrespectful and degrading.
    Lucy: Yeah? Well, so is "motherfucker", you niggardly motherfucker.
    Linus: Huh?
    Lucy: If they're gonna ban the word "nigga", then they gots to ban the word "motherfucker" because "motherfucker" is disrespectful and degrading to all our mothers! And last I checked, there was a hell of a lot more mothers out there than there are niggas, YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' NIGGA!
• Named After Somebody Famous: In-Universe, Sally names a baseball stadium after Jackie Robinson, despite Linus' protests that there already is one, then renames sickle cell anemia after the stadium burns down.
• Obligatory Swearing
• Only Sane Man: Linus, except when it comes to the Great Dolemite or the Easter Nigga.
• Phallic Weapon: Peppermint Patty uses her "secret weapon", a big black dildo, to hit Charlie Brown in "Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player".
• Quietly Performing Sister Show: The creators have also made gag dubs of Fat Albert, among others, but they aren't as well-known as the Peanuts videos.
• Rapid-Fire Comedy: Virtually every line has some vulgarity in it.
• Really Gets Around: Pretty much everyone gets around the block and back another few hundred times.
• Roger Rabbit Effect: "It's the Great Dolemite" features the characters wearing lifelike cutout masks of celebrities.
  • "Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player" ends with Marcie in jail with live-action convicts.
  Marcie: (offscreen) I want you to suck my dick!
  Convict: But you ain't got a dick!
  Marcie: (while slapping the convict) Suck my dick!
• Running Gag: "What the hell/fuck is X?" "X is when [incredibly dirty and bizarrely specific sex maneuver]." An example from "Jackie Robinson...":
  Linus: What the fuck is the 'mustard dispenser'?
  Sally: The 'mustard dispenser' is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under my salad bar, then you punch me in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
  Linus: AUUGH!
• Shout-Out: There are varying degrees in different videos. "It's the Great Dolemite" tops, with the aforementioned celebrity cameos.
  • "It's Martin Luther King Day" has the characters referencing and watching Sanford and Son, and Charlie Brown referring to Marcie as "Corky".
  • In "Suck My Big Black Ass", Sally refers to Linus as "Willie Dynamite" and the gang's math teacher is said to be having sex with Haywood Nelson. Not too soon after, Lucy calls out "Oh, Sweetback!".
  • Lucy calls Charlie Brown "Bebe's Kids" in "It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan".
  • In "Beware of the Easter Nigga", Peppermint Patty makes a comment about how she and Marcie are "gonna colorize these eggs like Ted Turner rubbin' his sugar stick all over a print of Topper Returns", refers to Marcie as "The Other Sister" and "Forrest Gimp" and refers to Charlie as "Peter Cottonpicker".
  • Along with a home run of baseball references and a few jabs to Roots, "Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player" also features music from Super Mario Bros., Linus refers to Peppermint Patty and Marcie as "Butch Reed" and "Koko B. Ware", Peppermint Patty refers to Marcie as "Small Wonder", and Marcie says "We're gonna need a bigger boat." at one point.
  • "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa" has Charlie briefly referencing the theme to The Jeffersons when giving the cast directions. Lucy also refers to Charlie as "Columbo".
  • In "The Fat Albert Kwanzaa Special", when the Cosby Kids hear Mr. Tyrone pounding on the door, Russell points out how it sounds "less like Black Jesus and more like The Black Gestapo".
• Sir Swears-a-Lot: They ALL are but Lucy is most prone to the F-bombs, while Peppermint Patty drops the slurs.
• Skyward Scream: Happens often, usually by Linus or Peppermint Patty.
• Strange Minds Think Alike: Both Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty, on completely separate occasions, describe Sally's Jackie Robinson Stadium as "an amusement park for autistic children".
• Take That!:
  • Sally throws one out when she learns Jackie Robinson wasn't the first black baseball player ever, but the first one to play in the formerly-segregated National League. Perhaps one of the earliest potshots at Nickelback before it became a meme.
  Sally: The first to play with white folk? Now what's so fuckin' platinum about being allowed to play baseball with a species of people who eat at Applebee's and listen to Nickelback?!
  • Peppermint Patty offers up a very mean (but very funny) one at the end of the same short:
  Patty: Perhaps Major League Baseball should replace all their players with retards. Then, players like Josh Hamilton won't feel so alone!
  • As well as this gem:
  Patty: Watching the Special Olympics is like going to the circus fifty years ago.
• Teacher/Student Romance: Linus' plot in "Suck My Big Black Ass", although Miss Crabbush is ultimately having sex with Haywood Nelson.
• Thanksgiving Episode: Subverted; "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is edited into a Martin Luther King Day episode.
• Toilet Humor: Marcie takes a shit in Peppermint Patty's egg dye in "Beware the Easter Nigga".
• Token Minority: While the regular cast of white kids are turned into ghetto-tastic black stereotypes, Franklin, the token black kid, is still the odd one out by becoming an explosives-packing Arab named Abu Dhabi.
• Too Dumb to Live: Marcie, who is made rather explicitly retarded.
• Unusual Euphemism: Lots of them, ranging from "Betty Crocker fuck muscle", "Lando Calrissian", "the suicide bomb"^note ("when I take a dump on your tiddies and wipe them off with pages of The Qur'an"), "sugar stick", "the mustard dispenser"^note ("stick your Oscar Mayer under my salad bar, then you punch me in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat"), "dickupuncture skills", "the flaming Amazon"^note ("when I'm givin' her the gristle, and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love, I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, and extinguish the flames with my gorilla juice"), etc.
• Valentine's Day Episode: "Suck My Big Black Ass, Charlie Brown".
• Vitriolic Best Buds: Peppermint Patty and Marcie.
• Vulgar Humor
• Where da White Women At?: Charlie Brown's plot in "Suck My Big Black Ass".
• Who Would Be Stupid Enough?: Lucy says she'll never suck dick in the food court so her brother can get money to buy a hamburger. Cut to Charlie Brown asking Sally to do just that.
• Your Mom: A lot of Peppermint Patty's lines consist of this. Charlie Brown tries to get her back in "Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player", but fails miserably.
  Charlie Brown: Your mama's such a Jew, I saw her carrying ten shopping bags at Bloomingdale's the other day. I said "What you doing?" She said, "Exercising." [Beat] Uh, hello?
  Patty: Now, lookee here, Slave Ruth. Your mama's so poor, when she go to KFC, she gotta lick other people's fingers.
  Charlie Brown: What?
  Patty: I said your mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
  Charlie Brown: What?!
  Patty: Nigga, your mama's so hairy, she gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is.
  Charlie Brown: WHAT?! (splutters)
  Patty: Your mama's so stupid, when I told her I wanted her to do it doggy style, she laid on the carpet and licked her own pussy.
  • The Grinch tries this on Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids in "How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa", which backfires pretty quickly.
  Grinch: Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the proctologist, he put his fingers in her mouth.
  Bill Cosby: Fat Albert and the gang saw the insult was lame, but Fat Albert felt that two can play at that game.
  Fat Albert: Oh yeah? That's not what I'd do with yo mama. First, I'd fuck her up and down like a lemur tryin' to rip open a coconut. Then, after givin' her the cream of wheat in her Uncle Ben, I'd ancha mama her in the face, then treat the bitch like a bowlin' ball.
  Rudy: A bowlin' ball?
  Fat Albert: That's what I said, mothafucka. A bowlin' ball. I'd pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter, and watch her roll back for more.
  Rudy: Oh yeah? That's not what I'd do. First I'd be fuckin' the bitch in the mouth while Dumb Donald be fuckin' her in the ass. Then we'd spin the bitch around over fire like a skillet, and have Mushmouth pour lemon juice all over her, so that Flubber Lang over here could eat the bitch.
  Mushmouth: (gibbers) baja bitch Bubba Lang.
  • Bill Cosby gets one to the viewers at the end of the video.
  Bill Cosby: You are so white, you thought Malcolm X was Malcolm the Tenth!