Everything in this story is just a drunk history essay told by a frat bro high school student to history class.
George Washington was partly based off himself and he partly based Abraham Lincoln off after his best friend. Martha was also partly based off his crush who happen to be the “school Hottie”. Samuel Adams, Thomas Edison, Geronimo, John Henry and Paul Revere were partly based off his friends(he made Thomas Edison a Chinese woman because one of his friends is a Chinese girl).After his history essay ended, he get a F- and sent to detention by his Jerkass history teacher who is inspiration behind his version of Benedict "Cosby" Arnold.
A sequel will involve an Enemy Mine with the British
A sequel will involve either Confederates or Nazis.
