Series / Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

L-R: Louise, Jonny, Janet, Gaz, Donna.

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (commonly shortened to Two Pints or Two Pints of Lager) is a BBC sitcom written by Susan Nickson. It is set in the town of Runcorn in Cheshire, England, and revolves around the lives, loves and assorted issues of five friends, consisting of the motherly, caring, yet slobbish Janet Keogh (Sheridan Smith), slacker but sensitive and all-round nice guy Jonny Keogh (Ralf Little), who is Janet's long-term boyfriend and later husband, the laddish Gaz Wilkinson (Will Mellor), whose brain power definitely isn't his strong point, the ambitious and hot-tempered Donna Wilkinson (Natalie Casey), who is Gaz's long-term girlfriend and later wife, and the narcissistic, insensitive and often rather bizarre Louise Brooks (Kathryn Drysdale). In later seasons, Timothy "Tim" Claypole (Luke Gell), the Archer's bitchy and camp new barman, and Donna's new boyfriend, the overly Cockney, initially unpleasant but later rather friendly Wesley Presley (Thomas Nelstrop), were added to the cast roster. The show was first broadcast in 2001, and ran for nine series over a decade, making it one of BBC Three's most popular shows.

While the first two seasons of the show consisted of a mere six episodes each, the later seasons were much longer. There have also been four "special" episodes - a musical special, which was standalone, a horror special, which, while non-canon, was added on to the end of the sixth series, a live special, which was the seventh season opener, a Comic Relief special, and two specials that aired in 2009, consisting of another musical, and a Sliding Doors parody.

Although Two Pints is a comedy series, it has shown itself to be more dramatic and serious, usually towards the end of a season. The final episodes of each season tend to end on a bittersweet, and sometimes quite a sad note.

The show is mainly known for its adult, sometimes scatological humor, mostly involving references to sex and private bodily functions. The humor has also become rather surreal at times, most notably in the "special" episodes. The series is also known for rather naughty language. However, the word "fuck" is uttered only once in each series, and always in the final episode.

The show's ninth season aired in 2011, with two new characters, after Sheridan Smith (Janet) and Kathryn Drysdale (Louise) stated they would not be returning to their roles. This prompted... mixed reactions, to say the least. Despite the ninth series ending with the intention of the show continuing, the show was cancelled a short while after it finished.

Came sixtieth in Britains Best Sitcom.

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Provides Examples Of:

• Aborted Arc:
  • At the end of season 5, it was suggested that Donna's younger brother Dion was going to move in with her and Gaz. This never happened, with Dion only getting a vague mention in the next season.
  • Late into season 6, Louise ended up in massive debt, due to spending money on a car when she believed her mother was going to die and leave her a big inheritance. This is completely forgotten about by the finale.
  • In "Ello Ello", Wesley accidentally reveals to Louise that he fathered a child before he met Donna, and panickedly begs Louise not to tell her. Despite the implications that Donna might later find out, this was never brought up again.
  • In the season 7 finale, It was suggested that Gaz and Donna would take in Corinthian. By the next season, Janet had taken Corinthian and moved to Milton Keynes.
• Absurd Phobia: Gaz is terrified of sheep.
• Abusive Parents: Louise is implied to have these. One Flashback of her childhood featured her coming home from school to find that they'd moved... again.
• Affectionate Parody: 'When Jonny Met Sharky'. (See Parody Episode and Jumping the Shark below.) 'When Janet Killed Jonny' may also count, as it spoofs the horror genre.
  • Also 'When Janet Met Jonny', which contains many pastiches of assorted music videos and artists (including: Christina Aguilera, Destiny's Child, TLC, Sean Paul, Meatloaf, Marilyn Manson, Robbie Williams, Nelly, and many others.)
• The Alcoholic: Brian, Louise's father. Louise later claims to have become one (or, rather, "tries too hard to become one"), thanks to the discovery that her father is one, but she doesn't keep it up for very long.
• The Alleged Car: Jonny's short-lived "chick magnet" car, Herbie.

• Angrish: Donna, on occasion. In one episode, she can't find the words to describe Louise (who was driving her absolutely crazy at that point), so she settles for unintelligible angry noises instead.
• Anguished Declaration of Love: Donna tearfully blurts out "I love you" to Gaz when he is lying severely injured in hospital.
• Anyone Can Die: An unusual trope for a sitcom, but there you go: Jonny and Flo. Also, although it is obviously non-canonical, everyone in the horror special.

• Author Appeal: It's mentioned in one of the documentaries that the number of shirtless scenes involving Will Mellor is a conscious choice by Susan Nickson.
• Bestiality Is Depraved: In one episode set when Gaz and Donna have broken up and Kelly is trying to win Gaz for herself, Donna, to get revenge against Gaz, informs Kelly of the one thing that will drive Gaz wild in the bedroom... a sheep. She is, of course, lying, and Gaz's reaction to the nasty surprise at the end of the episode is not one of joy, to say the least.
• Big "NO!": Parodied, when Gaz discovers that Donna has done away with his monumental Porn Stash. (He gets it back later.)
• Bitch in Sheep's Clothing:
  • Louise shows signs of this, although all of her friends know very well just how bitchy she can be.
  • Then there's Jonny's temporary girlfriend Kate. At first, she comes across as nice if a little dim and very cheerful, but later she is frequently shown giving Janet backhanded compliments and thinly veiled insults (while still in her cheerful demeanor) and at one point gives Janet a gift... which happens to be Janet's own ironing board, that Kate and Jonny broke while having sex on it, and seems to enjoy rubbing her relationship with Jonny in Janet's face. YMMV on whether Kate is being genuinely nasty or is just too ditzy to realise that she's being hurtful. The very last episode with Kate, however, shows that she definitely has a nasty side, outright insulting all of Jonny's friends in front of them and demanding that Jonny make a choice — her or his friends. He chooses the latter.

• Black Dude Dies First: Lampshaded and spoofed by Louise (who is, of course, black) in the horror special:
  Louise: Anyway, you know the rules. The black one always dies first. (Beat) And nobody here's black!
  (Everyone stares at her)
  • Amusingly, Louise is, of course, the first one to die.
• Blackmail:

• When Jonny blackmails Janet's dad in order to convince him to allow Jonny to marry her.

• Bloody Hilarious: The horror episode has some examples of this, most notably with Donna's reanimated (and bisected) corpse asking Gaz for sex.
  Gaz (regarding Donna's exposed intestines): "There's no way I'm gonna slip it in that. It'd be like shagging mince."
• A Bloody Mess: When Jonny is feeling unwell and vomits into a fruit bowl, Gaz takes a look at the mess and sees a red substance in it. He panics, believing it to be blood, until Jonny tells him that it's simply tomato ketchup that he drank when he was feeling delirious.
• Bondage Is Bad: Averted — Donna is initially disgusted when Gaz tries out BDSM, but, in the following episode, she decides to give it a try herself. She's weirded out at first, but, just as she's starting to get into her role as "the Donnanatrix", Munch walks in. Hilarity Ensues.
• Bottle Episode:
  • "Candle" takes place entirely in Janet's house.
  • Barring flashbacks, "D.I.V.O.R.C.E." takes place within a divorce lawyer's office.
• The Brainless Beauty: Louise, especially in the earlier seasons.
• Breaking the Fourth Wall: The live and Comic Relief specials have several fourth wall-breaking moments.
• Breathless Non Sequitur: Louise loves this trope.

• But I Can't Be Pregnant!: Well, sort of. Corinthian is initially believed to be Jonny's child, after Gaz discovers that he has a low sperm count. However, Jonny was obviously still unsure, and arranged a DNA test without telling anybody. It is later discovered that Gaz is actually the father, although he decides not to tell Janet, as she sees Corinthian as the only thing she has left of Jonny after he dies.
• But We Used a Condom!: Averted when Gaz and Janet have a one-night stand - they are so caught up with each other that they forget to use the condom, something they deeply regret afterwards. Of course, it does have a consequence, and that consequence is named Corinthian.
• Butt-Monkey: Pretty much the entire cast achieves this status at some point or another, but it tends to happen to Jonny on more occasions.
  • As of the seventh and eighth seasons, both Tim and Wesley have their moments.
  • Louise is also a Butt-Monkey on several occasions, but mainly in the earlier seasons.
• Camp Gay:
  • Tim, in spite of his constant denials. He eventually comes out in season nine.
  • Kevin, a man whom Louise has a crush on in the first season (she is completely oblivious to the fact that he is clearly gay, much to his bemusement).
• Camp Straight:
  • Louise's (brief) fashion designer boyfriend. ("Feerrrrrrreaaaak!")
  • Billy McCormack. He has a habit of calling Gaz "babe", but he ends up getting together with Cassie.
• Cannot Tell a Joke: Janet. Her questionable impression of Trevor McDonald also fails to impress the other characters.
• Cassandra Truth: In "Keep On Running", Gaz tries to tell Janet that Corinthian is his son, but Janet angrily denies this.
• The Cast Show Off: Everybody in the live episode. Natalie Casey (Donna) really did once sing a song called "Chick Chick Chicken", which made her the record holder for the youngest person to ever hit the UK Singles Charts. (She was 3.)

• Chuck Cunningham Syndrome:
  • Kelly completely disappears after the end of the sixth season with no explanation as to where she's gone (although, according to some fans who were in the studio audience when some episodes were being filmed, her disappearance was explained, but the scene was deleted from the finished episode). Munch also disappeared completely during season 5 with no explanation, only to return for season 7. However, he did not appear in season 8, and, again, no explanation has been given as to his disappearance.
  • Louise's birth parents. Her birth mother and her husband appear in one episode, and, in the following episode, her father, Brian, turns up. They disappear after their respective episodes and are never seen from (and rarely mentioned) again.
  • Kate is also never seen or heard from after Jonny breaks up with her, although she is mentioned a few times.
  • Wesley disappears after the season 8 finale.
• Clothing Damage: Happens to Donna in season 9 when the flat is set on fire. All of her clothes are burnt, leaving her just with what she has on. She decides to become a nudist, but later dons a sheet when she is nearly arrested in a supermarket for public exposure, and a dog gets "overfamiliar" with her.
• Cloud Cuckoolander: Louise, although this is more emphasised in the earlier seasons. Munch also definitely qualifies (as well as being a full-blown idiot).
• Clingy Jealous Girl / Yandere:
  • Louise shows a few signs of this on the occasions where she's in a relationship: especially during her time with David.
  • Cassie is this around Billy. When she saw him hugging Donna, she tried to attack Donna with a bar stool in a rage.

• Coming-Out Story: In "Trial, Schmile", Tim (with some encouragement from Cassie) finally admits to both himself and everyone else that he is gay. Not that anyone is particularly surprised...
• Companion Cube:
  • Jonny's Action Man, which he named Corinthian (and later named his son after it).
  • Janet has a mannequin named Jonny 2, which she has dressed exactly like Jonny. This is only featured in one episode, in which she uses it as a source of comfort when she's in labour.
• Contraception Deception: Attempted by Gaz. When Donna insists he start wearing condoms when they make love, Gaz (who wants offspring) pokes a hole in the condom, intending for Donna to get pregnant. This plan fails when Gaz finds himself unable to perform while wearing the condom.
• Crossover: The Comic Relief special 'When Janet Met Michelle' features characters from Grownups and Coming Of Age. The fact that Sheridan Smith plays both Janet and Grownups' Michelle is a source of major awe and confusion for some of the other characters.
• Curse Cut Short: Visual example. In Borry, Donna scratches the letters 'CUN' onto Gaz's car as revenge for him having an affair. Gaz arrives before she can finish the word, and asks what a 'cun' is.
• Cuteness Proximity: Played with in one episode. Donna greatly resents that she and Gaz have to babysit for Corinthian, due to the possibility that Gaz may be Corinthian's biological father, but, as soon as she witnesses Corinthian's first smile...
• Deadpan Snarker: Kelly definitely has her moments, as does Donna (when she's not ranting, anyway).
• Delivery Guy: When Louise gives birth in the seventh series, Munch is there to assist her in his own... unique way. After the child is born, Louise claims that she will name the baby "Louise Munch Brooks" after him. It turns out that she was lying, and names the baby "Louise Louise Brooks" instead.
• Department of Redundancy Department: "He just smiled at me with his mouth."
• Disappeared Dad: Dion is the father of Little Louise, but wants nothing whatsoever to do with her.
• Dirty Old Man: Arthur, and pretty much all of the other male elderly pub regulars.
• The Ditz: Louise, Gaz, Munch and Kate.
• Doomed New Clothes: Janet's original wedding dress choice.

• Dropped a Bridge on Him: Jonny is killed off-screen after he is eaten by a shark in Hawaii. Apparently. A new clip in 2021 reveals Jonny is still alive., as Ralf Little wanted to leave the show to pursue a career in movies and other TV shows. Flo, Donna's mother, also suffered a similar fate when she is hit by a truck off-screen, as Beverley Callard wished to leave the show to return to her role on Coronation Street.
• Drunk with Power: Anytime Louise finds herself in a position of authority, she routinely abuses her newfound power for her own amusement.
• Early-Installment Weirdness: In the first season, the girls had their own bar to drink at, The Mayhew. from the second season onward, they drank at The Archer instead.
• Egocentrically Religious: Louise is this in "God", believing that God stopped a downpour, simply because she asked.
• Embarrassing First Name: Wesley seems like a perfectly unassuming name (although Gaz finds it funny at first)... until you learn that his surname is Presley.
• Embarrassing Middle Name:
  • Corinthian McVitie Keogh. (Arguably, also a case of Embarrassing First Name.)
  • Louise's baby daughter, Louise Louise Brooks, may also count (she's sometimes referred to as Little Louise, to avoid confusion).
• Enter Stage Window: In the second-season opener, Donna is trying to get Janet's attention by throwing small stones at one of her upstairs windows. However, she ends up throwing one a little too hard, breaking it.
• Even Evil Has Standards: After spending the episode blackmailing Tim for money for a motorcycle, Cassie decides to help him tell the truth. At this point, Cassie only knew that Tim and Helena had split up and Tim reveals the real reason why they broke up, he had come to terms with being gay. Cassie insists she would never have forced him out of the closet like that and insists that she only knew about the breakup.

• Everything Sounds Sexier in French: When Jonny reads a letter written to Janet from her ex-boyfriend, Andy, he imagines it being said in a French accent.
• Fag Hag: Louise tries to be one in the first season, because she thinks it will make her "cool".
• Fanservice: Donna in a whip-wielding, dominatrix Naughty Nurse Outfit? Check. Janet dressing up in a bikini made entirely out of pasties? Check. Gaz getting his shirt off in several episodes (complete with cheers and whistles from the studio audience)? Check. Donna's Stripperific outfit from the live special? Check...

• Flanderisation: Donna, Louise, and Jonny especially suffer from this in the later seasons. Some are annoyed by it; others either don't mind or love it. It depends on who you ask.

• The Friend Nobody Likes: Louise. The others are often annoyed by her thoughtless and self-centered behavior, yet still hang around with her.
• Friendship Moment: Lots and lots, usually between Gaz and Jonny and Donna and Janet.
• Gene Hunting: Louise, when she discovers that she is adopted. She manages to find her birth parents, but the relationships don't work out (especially since her birth father, Brian, turns out to be an alcoholic conman), and learns to accept the fact that she is adopted.
• Genre Savvy: Louise in the horror special.
• The Ghost: Louise's mentally unstable adoptive mother, and her late "Auntie Nigel" are mentioned frequently, but are never seen. The same goes for Donna's father (although she is seen having a phone conversation with him in one episode, but his voice is never heard), and Janet's mother. There's also "Bald Shirley", the babysitter Gaz arranged for Corinthian in "Candle".
• A God Am I: In "God", Louise comes to believe that she is God (after the rain seemingly stops at her request).
• Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Courtesy of Louise:
  "Bad dude. Gangstery motherflipper."
• Granola Girl: Louise has some elements of this.

• Hard-Work Montage: Used... interestingly in the episode 'Fat', featuring Gaz's... um, unique method of losing weight. It's even set to an instrumental version of Eye of the Tiger. (The entire sequence is most likely a Parody of this trope.)

• Hilarious Outtakes: There is an entire Companion Show dedicated to the show's outtakes, titled Two Pints Outtakes. The show also features interviews with the cast and creators, and behind-the-scenes footage.

• Historical In-Joke: Janet is scouted as a cruise ship singer while performing at the pub. She sang "My Heart Will Go On", the Titanic (1997) theme song.
• Honor Before Reason: When Louise finds herself in court for causing Johnny to be shot, she balks at the declaration that her actions were of "supreme stupidity" — despite the fact that admitting that would have allowed her to get off scot-free.
• Hypocrite:
  • In "You Decide", Janet angrily calls out Donna for sleeping with Gaz — despite the fact that she had twice slept with Gaz herself while Gaz was with Donna (though she does admit this after Donna calls her out on it).
  • In the same episode, Gaz is angry at Wesley for staying with Janet when she was rushed to hospital — while he was sleeping with Donna.
• I Call Him "Mister Happy": Gaz names his penis "Mr. Nudge".
• I'll Never Tell You What I'm Telling You!: Louise attempts to avoid giving any indication that Gaz is Corinthian's father. She eventually encounters Gaz and says she's not going to tell him he himself is the father.
• I'm a Humanitarian: In the horror special, Jonny seems remarkably keen on the idea of feasting on Louise's flesh after she dies.
• I Am a Monster: Johnny invokes this after almost hitting Janet out of anger.
  Johnny: I'm a monster! And not a nice one, like BRIAN BLESSED!
• Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: The 'special' episodes: 'When Janet Met Jonny', 'When Janet Killed Jonny', 'When Jonny Met Sharky', and 'When Janet Met Michelle'.
• Innocently Insensitive: Kate towards Janet, although her level of innocence is debatable.
• Innocuously Important Episode: The events of "Cuggles" (where Janet and Gaz have a one night stand) have far-reaching consequences, such as the question of who the father of Johnny and Janet's baby really is.
• Irritation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery: Kelly does this in one episode, when she decides to start dressing and acting exactly like Donna in an attempt to make Gaz interested in her.
• It's All About Me: Louise tends to care more about her own problems (no matter how small) than the problems of her friends.
• It's Not Porn, It's Art: Gaz claims this in the very first episode.
• Jerkass: Although all of the characters have their moments, Louise fits this trope most often. Also, when he's introduced, Wesley starts off as one - he takes utter delight in deriding Donna's friends, and is constantly showing off his iPhone to lord it over them that he has a lot more money than they do. However, as the series progressed, he spends a lot of time trying to improve himself, and becomes very friendly with Gaz and Janet.
  • Phillip. Dear god, Phillip.
  • Jonny's absolutely horrible superior from one of his short-lived jobs. She mercilessly bullies him, rants over and over about how many children she has, and makes nasty, judgemental comments about Janet, who she's never even met. She's so horrible Jonny ends up breaking his personal code of Wouldn't Hit a Girl.
  • Dion. See Teens Are Monsters below.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Again, most of the cast from time to time, although Gaz seems to fit the trope better.
• Keeping Secrets Sucks: Louise is usually saddled with keeping sordid secrets from the rest of the group — such as Janet sleeping with Gaz, and the fact that Gaz is Corinthian's father. She's generally very bad at it. She comes close to spilling the beans on the first secret (until Jonny eventually finds out for himself), but she's downright useless at keeping the second one.
• Killed Off for Real: Jonny and Flo.Until a new clip in 2021 reveals that Jonny is still alive
• The Lad-ette: Janet has many elements of this.
• Lamaze Class: Played with - both Gaz and Jonny attend a class similar to this, with a toy monkey and a baby doll (in really bad condition) respectively. While Gaz surprisingly does a good job of it, Jonny completely screws it up.
• Large Ham: Wesley has his moments, as does Tim. Louise's father, Brian, also counts.
• Licensed Sexist: Gaz certainly has his moments.
• The Loins Sleep Tonight: Gaz becomes impotent in a few episodes, leaving him very disheartened, until he manages to get it up again after Donna's smug, slimy tutor Phillip makes him fly into a rage. When he experiences the same problem a few episodes later, Donna tries to make him angry again by wearing a mask of Phillip, and by getting him to leave a message on the answering machine so that Gaz can listen to it. It doesn't work.
• Lousy Lovers Are Losers: Invoked in "Who's The Daddy?". While Gaz and Donna are broken up, Gaz likes to brag about being a Chick Magnet that's constantly picking women to make her jealous, while the truth is he's actually been alone and sulking ever since they broke up. But he succeeds at making Donna jealous, and to get back at him she implies he was terrible in bed while they were together which greatly upsets him and destroys his self-esteem, to the point he gets run over by a car while sulking about it. It's only at the hospital that they make up and she confesses she also lied about him being bad at sex.

• Love Triangle: Donna/Gaz/Janet, Jonny/Gaz/Janet, Janet/Jonny/Kate, Janet/Jonny/Andy.
  • The Donna/Gaz/Janet triangle is a big plot point of the seventh and eighth seasons.
• Major Injury Underreaction: Happens in 'When Janet Killed Jonny':
  Louise (after partially sawing through her own thigh): "Oh bother, would you look at that. I've really snagged my tights now."
• Make Me Wanna Shout:
  • Played with in a few episodes - naturally, given her infamously squeaky voice, Louise gets these moments. In one episode, her screams can be heard all the way across Runcorn, rendering Kelly partially deaf for a short while, and, in another, her squealing manages to shatter a glass in the Archer.
  • In Season 8, Donna's yelling renders Gaz deaf for a short while after she catches him masturbating in the middle of the Archer.
• Marshmallow Hell: Janet briefly deals this to Gaz in "Candle".
• Masochist's Meal: In one episode, Gaz eats an omlette made out of slugs (or, as he likes to call it, a "sluglette"). [It causes him to vomit profusely (which he believes to be because the eggs were bad).
• Mistaken for Gay: Jonny is mistaken to be gay by Louise's dad, Brian, who spends much of the episode in which he appears trying to come on to him.
• Mistaken for Pregnant: Janet, at the end of the first season, and Donna, at the beginning of the second season (the latter episode is set immediately after the former). In a mild subversion, both girls also mistakenly believe themselves to be pregnant, until Janet takes a pregnancy test and Donna gets her period. Both Jonny and Gaz freak out accordingly.
• The Modest Orgasm: Kelly's orgasms are completely deadpan (and she gets them when she isn't even doing anything remotely sexual).
  Janet: [in disbelief] "You're having an orgasm?"
  Kelly: [indignant] "Of course not!" (a Beat; deadpan) "Now I am."
• Montages: Each season tends to end with a montage depicting flashbacks to earlier events in the season. Some, but not all, are Tear Jerkers.
• Mood Whiplash:
  • The horror episode is the very definition of this trope — although several moments in it are clearly played for laughs, the episode as a whole is a lot darker and is considered to be quite shocking and disturbing in places, especially to those who are used to the show's usual formula. Not only is the humour far darker, but there is a surprising amount of gore and features all of the lead characters getting killed off in assorted gruesome ways.
  • The show's more dramatic and tearjerking moments also count, most notably the end of the seventh season opener, in which it is revealed that Jonny has died. Although the very end of the episode throws in some humour to lighten the mood a little, it is still an unexpectedly shocking and heartbreaking moment.
  • Also, the very end of the eighth season finale, Keep On Running. Again, the last few minutes do have some moments of humour thrown in, but overall it is a quiet, romantic, and heartwarming moment, combined with a good healthy dosage of Wham Episode. In the very same episode (and a few minutes before the "Wham" moment), the once a season Precision F-Strike isn't played for laughs, as is usually the case, but is used in a much more serious context.

• Musical Episode
• My Local: The Archer.
• Narcissist: Louise thinks she's the center of the universe. In the horror special, she openly admits that she loves herself the most.
• Naughty Nurse Outfit: Donna's whip-holding alter-ego, the Donnanatrix.
• Negative Continuity: The first episode shows Donna practically begging Janet to set her up on a date with Gaz, after they briefly met at a football match. Conversely, "When Janet Met Jonny" depicts them meeting for the first time at a nightclub, with Donna being utterly repulsed by him.
  • There are also three different versions of how Jonny and Janet got together. In the first series, Gaz states that Jonny left his previous girlfriend for Janet. In series 2, it's Janet who left her boyfriend, Andy, for Jonny. In the musical special, they are both single and meet in a nightclub.
• Never Found the Body: A new clip in 2021 reveals that Jonny is still alive.
• Never Speak Ill of the Dead: Subverted in the horror episode, after Louise (supposedly) dies:
  Jonny: "Although, how much did we really like her, anyway?"
• Newscaster Cameo: The episode "Dead" had North West Tonight's Gordon Burns as himself.
• Nice Guy: Wesley slowly becomes this over the course of season eight.
• Noodle Incident: Whatever the "aardvark of fire" incident was, it'll make you never want to go to Knowsley Safari Park again.
• Not-So-Imaginary Friend: Nobody believes that Louise has managed to get herself a fashion designer boyfriend, when, in fact, she has. This trope is subverted at the end of the episode when the guy finally gets sick of her, as no-one else (except Kelly) sees him before he leaves.
• Obnoxious In-Laws: Janet's father really doesn't like Jonny and is a total asshole towards him.
• Obvious Pregnancy: Louise gets a huge bump pretty quickly, although the episode in which her bump becomes prominent is set several months after the previous episode. Being a complete Cloudcuckoo Lander, she doesn't think that her bump is that obvious. Everyone else begs to differ.
• Off with His Head!: Louise does this to herself in the horror special.
• One Drink Will Kill the Baby: Jonny is outraged at Janet still trying to drink during pregnancy — she even cracks open a beer when she starts to go into labour (which, naturally, outrages him even more). Donna later makes an insulting comment about Corinthian, claiming that "(he) looks like (Janet) drank heavily during pregnancy".
• Only Known by Their Nickname: Munch's real first name has yet to revealed. Also, very few people refer to Gaz by his full name of Gary. The same goes with Flo (her full name is Floella).

• Orphaned Punchline: Inverted in an episode which sees Janet trying to be funny by telling (in the other characters' opinion, awful) jokes - the viewer hears the beginning of some of the jokes, but not the punchlines.
• Parental Issues: Donna does not get on with her father at all, and takes the fact that he didn't even attend Flo's funeral especially hard.
• Parody Episode: Sort of. 'When Jonny Met Sharky' is a parody of the Jumping the Shark trope.
• Porn Stash: Gaz loves his porn, oh yes he does.
• Precision F-Strike: As mentioned above, the word "fuck" is only uttered once per season, and always in the season finale. While it is usually played for comic effect, however, it is used in a dramatic context in the eighth season finale.
• Punny Name: The R-Soles, and a more family-friendly example is their member, Scott Chegg.
• Put on a Bus: Janet and Louise in the final season. The former moves to Milton Keynes, while the latter joins a "Moon Cult".

• Remember the New Guy?: Dion, Donna's unpleasant younger brother. He only appears in the sixth season finale. (Although an early season episode showed a young boy sitting at the dinner table in Donna's mother's house — it is never explained who he is, so it is quite possible that this is a younger Dion.)
• Right Behind Me: Used in one episode, in which a rather insecure Gaz is ranting to Janet about Donna's decision to start college (he feels as though she's abandoned him), then, without missing a single beat, ends it with "...and she's in the kitchen, isn't she?". The next few moments make it quite clear that Donna did indeed hear every word.

• Running Gag: Several, notably Louise's "Auntie Nigel" who is only mentioned and never shown and Gaz's sheep phobia.
• Saying Too Much: Gaz has a bad habit of blurting out private information at the worst possible times.
• The Scream: Happens in one episode with Louise's extremely loud squealing.
• Screaming Birth:
  • When Janet gives birth to Corinthian. She compares the sensation of labour to "someone opening an umbrella in (her) arse". This trope is initially subverted during the beginning of her labour, though. When her water first breaks, she is generally very calm and not in pain, which freaks Jonny out somewhat. When the pains suddenly start, Jonny is pleased that Janet is now "sticking to the rules".
  • Subverted when Louise gives birth to Little Louise - the most noise she makes consists of grunting and groaning. Somewhat surprising, given her habit of squealing.
• Sex Equals Love - Donna and Gaz's relationship starts out based purely on sex (she even admits in one episode that she only started dating him because she liked the way he looked), but, as their relationship develops, they later realise that they love each other.
  • Also, in a plotline that is considered by many to be fairly bad, Gaz and Janet suddenly fall in love, years after they had a one-night stand.

• Shout-Out:
  • When Gaz tries to explain away his Porn Stash by claiming he's "just holding it for a friend", Donna mockingly asks if that friend is Hugh Hefner.
  • Tim's full name, Timothy Claypole, is a reference to Rentaghost.
  • Wesley apparently has a fear of Cybermen.
  • When Gaz asks why anyone would want to jump a shark, Janet replies Fonz-style.
  • The horror special contains a reference to the Stanley Kubrick film version of The Shining, when Jonny creeps up behind Janet and says the famous "Heeeeeerrrreeee's Johnny!" line.
  • Jonny's "favourite lullaby" as a child was the theme tune to ThunderCats. He is also fond of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds, and The Tweenies (he really likes the theme tune).
  • Jonny names his car Herbie.
  • Janet being dragged through the pub door towards the end of "When Janet Killed Jonny" bears a striking visual resemblance to a scene in A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

• Sixth Ranger: Tim in the seventh season. Munch and Kelly may also count, although to a lesser extent.

• Soundtrack Dissonance: Done deliberately and humourously in the horror special when the pub's jukebox suddenly turns on all by itself... and starts playing "Bring It All Back" by S Club 7.
• Straw Feminist: Donna in later seasons.
  • She believes her lack of career advancement is due to the "patriarchal misogynistic bastards" rather than any of her actions (such as asking for a deceased colleague's job during a moment of silence in his memory). She even uses this excuse when she loses the position of new manager of The Archer to Janet.
  • After she gets fired from the bucket factory, both her former position and the one she was angling for are given to women, something she dismisses as "tokenism".
  • "Keep On Running" confirms that Donna actually knows very little about what it means to be a feminist.
• Stripperific: Donna in the live special: She throws off a thick coat to reveal a skimpy dancing outfit. And then she strips again. Not that anyone is complaining, of course...

• Surrounded by Idiots: A lot of the time, Donna's rage is caused by Gaz's stupidity.
• Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Tim. Kelly completely disappears between Season 6 and 7, and, as she has never been mentioned since then, her disappearance is a mystery.
• Take That!: Courtesy of Tim:
  If I wanted vermin in my flat, I'd invite round the cast of The Only Way is Essex.
• Teacher/Student Romance: Subverted. Donna's college tutor, Phillip, is clearly interested in her, which makes her vastly uncomfortable. He later proves just how much of a slimeball he is when he tells Donna that, unless she sleeps with him, he'll give her bad grades.
• Teens Are Monsters: Donna's younger brother, Dion, is a particularly nasty example of this trope. He's aggressive, spiteful, foul-mouthed, and has no problem with destroying other peoples' possessions just to be a dick (eg. Gaz's prized mechanic trophy), and threatens to call the police on Gaz when the latter quite rightfully reacts with anger during this incident. There's also the fact that he got Louise pregnant and wanted absolutely nothing to do with the baby. (Oh, and he tries too hard to be black.)
• Thanks for the Mammary: Louise decides to test if Johnny or Gaz are the father of her baby by invoking this. The two refuse... while actually doing it.
• Time Skip:
  • Season 5 has two; Four months pass between "Crab" and "Fat", and three more pass during the final scene of "Fat".
  • In season 6, the aptly-named "Six Months Later" takes place six months after Gaz and Donna's wedding.
• Title Drop: Uttered by Donna in the very first episode.

• Token Evil Teammate: In the later seasons, Louise seems to fill this trope.
• Took a Level in Jerkass: David. In his final appearance, he lets Gaz challenge him to a Drinking Contest (knowing Gaz doesn't stand a chance), all to try and steal Donna back from him.
• Took a Level in Kindness: Wesley. He starts out dismissive of Donna's friends and hometown, but grows to appreciate both.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Jonny loves biscuits. A lot. So much, in fact, that he gives his son, Corinthian, the middle name of McVitie, his dream job is working in a biscuit factory, and, in one episode, Janet rubs Jammy Dodgers (Jonny's absolute absolute favourite) over her cleavage to try and seduce him.
  
  In an ironic twist (and played for laughs), the horror episode features a giant killer Jammy Dodger that eats Jonny's head, and turns him into a Dodger-headed zombie. What a way to go!

• Un-Cancelled: Two Pints was originally cancelled in 2006, but high demand caused BBC THREE to revive the series in 2008. However, that didn't last long......
  • It was uncancelled again in 2011, but only for a short new season.
• Unlimited Wardrobe: Usually played straight, but sometimes averted, when, in a few episodes, some characters (usually Donna, in early episodes) wear some of the same clothes they've worn a few episodes back.
• Unusual Euphemism: Kelly's terms for pregnancy - baby-ticulitis, kiddie-berculosis, and stupid-pregnant-knob-phelia.
• Very Fake Résumé: In the episode "Cuggles" Louise attempts to apply for a job in finances, with a resume so blatantly false the work couch sees right through it.
• Visual Innuendo: Jonny polishing the long, thin pepper grinder is a notable example.
• Vitriolic Best Buds: Janet and Donna often seem to feel this way about Louise, and vice versa.
• The Voiceless: Arthur. (Although he does record "sound bites" for Louise in one episode, but it is uncertain as to whether that is his actual voice or not.)
• Wacky Cravings: Louise bites into a lump of coal as one would an apple when she is in her early stages of pregnancy.
• Wham Episode: The episode 'Filthy Brunching', in which Jonny is shot by the police at the episode's climax, the episode 'Dead', which begins with Flo's funeral, the live episode 'When Jonny Met Sharky', in which Jonny is killed off-screen by a shark. Apparently. Until a new clip in 2021 reveals he's still alive., and the eighth season finale, 'Keep On Running', in which Gaz is involved in a freaking car explosion.
• Wham Line: "...Jonny died..."
• Who's Your Daddy?: It is initially uncertain as to who is the father of Corinthian: Jonny or Gaz. It later turns out to be Gaz, although Janet is oblivious to this fact.
• Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Gaz is terrified of sheep (at least, until he takes steps to cure it in the seventh season - which doesn't seem to have worked all that well by the time the eighth season rolls around). In later episodes, he is forced to deal with them, most notably in the last two episodes of the fifth season, in which he forces himself to face his fear so that he and Donna can move into their dream house in the countryside. Naturally, it doesn't go according to plan and they end up staying in Runcorn anyway. The eighth season episode 'D.I.V.O.R.C.E.' reveals the origin of his fear - Donna and Gaz are shown meeting for the first time, as five-year-olds, and Donna is holding a toy sheep that she has named Satan. She tells Gaz that he is a "devil sheep" who "comes in the night and eats your eyes". Cue the sheep phobia.
• Will They or Won't They?: Played a lot in the eighth season with Gaz and Donna, and also with Gaz and Janet in both the seventh and eighth season.
• Womanchild: Louise. She regularly acts like a Spoiled Brat, tends to squeal loudly when denied something, and says "Yay!" when she gets it.
• Work Off the Debt: Tim uses this as an excuse to allow his sister Cassie to move in with him, claiming that it's only until she works off the damage she caused to the bar.
• Wouldn't Hit a Girl: Jonny, initially (until his female superior at work bullies him into it). After this event, he also comes close to hitting Janet on two occasions.

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