Recap / Would I Lie To You Series 9

Episode 1

Episode 1 (Aired 31 July 2015)

David's Team: Jon Richardson and Danny Dyer

Lee's Team: Moira Stuart and Joe Lycett

Home Truths

Jon: "On a camping trip, I won an award for having the tidiest tent, even though I'd wet my sleeping bag."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Joe: "If I'm ever walking alone at night, I call out the name of an imaginary dog to deter any muggers."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Danny: "Possession: Last year on a visit to the zoo, I put on a mask so that no-one could recognise me. This is that mask." ^note It is a child-size mask of a zebra's face

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

Moira: "This is Charlotte. She does such a good impression of me, that I once let her pretend to be me on Radio 2 and no-one noticed."

Lee: "This is Charlotte, and she's my judo instructor, and she told me off recently when she caught me having a pint in my judo kit just before a tournament."

Joe: "This is Charlotte. In the evenings, I like to relax by watching videos of her wrapping gifts on YouTube."

David's Team: Moira

Answer: Joe

Quick-Fire Lies

Moira: "On a cold winter's evening, I like to treat myself to a jacket potato with a melted Kit Kat on top."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (3-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: Danny Dyer

Episode 2

Episode 2 (Aired 7 August 2015)

David's Team: Gabby Logan and Steve Backshall

Lee's Team: Katherine Parkinson and Bob Mortimer

Home Truths

Gabby: "I once had to give Alan Hansen a piggyback across a muddy car park because he didn't want to ruin his new suede shoes."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Bob: "As a teenager, I used to terrorise my neighbourhood with a game I invented called "Theft and Shrubbery"."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Gabby: "This is Miller, and I know Miller because we often take one of my dogs flying."

David: "This is Miller. I accidentally outbid him for a cuckoo clock when I sneezed at an auction."

Steve: "This is Miller. He presented me with a trophy after I rowed two miles down a river on an inflatable rhino"

Lee's Team: Gabby

Answer: Steve

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "Last month, I was honoured to be made captain of my netball team."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Katherine: "No matter how hard I try, I can never properly pronounce the name Mick Hucknall." ^note Katherine pronounces it "Mick Huckernall".

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (4-1)

Individual Liar of the Week: Gabby Logan

Episode 3

Episode 3 (Aired 14 August 2015)

David's Team: Greg Davies and Rick Edwards

Lee's Team: Alex Jones and John Cooper Clarke

Home Truths

Alex: "The first time I used eBay, I accidentally bought a canoe instead of a handbag."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Greg: "I once caused an injury to one man whilst trying to get a different man to say the word "Vegetables"."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My... ^note This week's "This Is My..." is a dog called Mary who comes on with her handler.

Alex: "This is Mary the dog, and I had to spend and entire episode of The One Show covering up the fact that she'd been sick on me."

Lee: "This is Mary, and when she was pining for her owners, I sat up with her all night and tried to comfort her with a song."

John: "This is Mary. I recited a poem at her wedding."

David's Team: John

Answer: Alex ^note Mary got bored, so her handler took her out of the studio, so Rob replaced her with a cardboard cut-out, and spoke in a dog-like voice when revealing the answer from behind the cut-out.

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "I once took my trunks off in the communal area of a ladies' changing room after getting out of a pool and misreading the signs through my foggy goggles."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie ^note Although Lee initially presses "True" in order to get Greg to take down his trousers.

Winners: Draw (2-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: John Cooper Clarke

Episode 4

Episode 4 (Aired 21 August 2015)

David's Team: Alan Davies and Germaine Greer

Lee's Team: Jermaine Jenas and Richard Osman

Home Truths

Richard: "Last year at a party, I shared a jacuzzi with three of the Eggheads."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Germaine: "Whenever I travel by Tube, I look around the carriage to decide who I'd eat first if we a group of people stranded on a desert island."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Alan: "This is Wally, and during one of his driving lessons, I crashed into the Co-Op."

David: "This is Wally, and he intervened when I got into a whispered row with a woman in a library."

Germaine: "This is Wally. He's the crane driver who once let me sit in his cabin fifty feet above my house"

Lee's Team: David

Answer: Alan

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "After an incident last year, I have a fear that some of my neighbours think I hunt ducklings."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Jermaine: "The night before the biggest game of my career, a team-mate woke me up by practising his trumpet." ^note Jermaine claims the trumpeter was his then-Newcastle United team-mate Nolberto Solano

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Winners: David's Team (5-0)

Individual Liar of the Week: Germaine Greer

Episode 5

Episode 5 (Aired 28 August 2015)

David's Team: Rhod Gilbert and Nick Grimshaw

Lee's Team: Clare Balding and Rob Delaney

Home Truths

Rhod: "One Friday after school, I swapped our family cat for a Scotch egg and a Smurf. When my mum found out on Monday morning, she made me swap them back."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Nick: "I once called a friend in New York and asked her to call the police in London, because I thought there was a burglar in my house in London."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Clare: "This is Greg, and he is the RSPCA officer who came to my aid when a squirrel climbed into my handbag and wouldn't get out."

Lee: "This is Greg. I was so nervous about appearing on TV for the first time that I made him come with me and pretend we were a double act."

Rob Delaney: "This is Greg, and we once stayed up all night together holding on to a fence when a game of "Who Can Hold On To The Fence The Longest?" got out of hand."

David's Team: Rob Delaney

Answer: Lee

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "The night before the binmen come, I go to bed wearing earmuffs. That way I'm spared their irritating early morning clank of trash."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Lee: "Because I can never remember the phonetic alphabet, I have invented my own based on things I can see from my bedroom window. Now I never forget it."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (4-1)

Individual Liar of the Week: Rob Delaney

Episode 6

Episode 6 (Aired 4 September 2015)

David's Team: Sean Lock and Richard Hammond

Lee's Team: Judy Murray and Trevor Noah

Home Truths

Trevor: "I used to call strangers on the telephone and convince them that they were talking to Nelson Mandela."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Sean: "While travelling around Europe, my friend and I came up with a scheme to make money on the beach."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

Sean: "This is Ben, and I had to talk to him for over an hour to keep him calm when he got trapped in a portaloo."

David: "This is Ben, and he very recently took me to my first ever football match, and was disappointed that I nodded off for a bit in the second half."

Richard: "This is Ben, and I once convinced him that he'd been spooked by a ghost in a country house."

Lee's Team: David

Answer: Richard

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "One Saturday morning, I lay on my back in the garden and pretended I'd fallen off a ladder so I could get out of a family trip to Ikea."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Trevor: "I used to be in a South African boy band, but we split up after three of us were kicked by a horse on a video shoot."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (4-1)

Individual Liar of the Week: Trevor Noah

Episode 7

Episode 7 (Aired 11 September 2015)

David's Team: Jack Dee and Tinchy Stryder

Lee's Team: Gaby Roslin and Romesh Ranganathan

Home Truths

Romesh: "When I was a teacher, whilst trying to explain a tricky concept, I accidentally locked a pupil in a cupboard."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Tinchy: "Sometimes I pretend to have broken something in my house so that when a man comes round to fix it I can play him at ping-pong."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

Gaby: "This is Georgia, and when she fell down a manhole, I was unable to help her because I couldn't stop laughing."

Lee: "This is Georgia. After spending a weekend at her hotel, I drove home only to find her cat asleep in the boot of my car."

Romesh: "This is Georgia. I have an irrational fear of sock puppets, and last year I had to leave a children's party when she put one on."

David's Team: Gaby

Answer: Gaby

Quick-Fire Lies

Jack: "I had to reprimand my builder after I came home early one day and caught him eating doughnuts in the bath."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Gaby: "If I'm ever worried about something silly, I write it on a sheet of loo roll, eat it, and the worry goes away."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (3-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: Tinchy Stryder

Episode 8 (Christmas Special)

Christmas Special (Aired 24 December 2015)

David's Team: Bill Bailey and Ruth Jones

Lee's Team: Jo Brand and Dame Kelly Holmes

Home Truths

Jo: "Last year I ate my Christmas dinner in the bath."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Bill: "Possession: This is Jakob. I once smuggled her into the cinema, then had to pretend the noises she was making were coming from me." ^note Jakob is large white cockatoo which makes loud screeching noises during this entire round.

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

Kelly: "This is Mick, and I've a photo of him in my car to stop me getting road rage."

Lee: "This is Mick. His surname is Partridge, and I once had to rescue him when he was stuck up a pear tree."

Jo: "This is Mick, and when we were bell-ringing together in church, he was responsible for me being hoisted twenty foot up in the air."

David's Team: Jo

Answer: Jo

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "Possession: These are two of the best gifts I was given last Christmas." ^note A magician's top hat and a wand.

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Lee: "Last Christmas Eve, my wife asked me to pop out and get four to five lemons and eight or nine limes. Unfortunately I misheard her, and came back with forty-five lemons and eighty-nine limes."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (4-1)

Individual Liar of the Week: Jo Brand

Episode 9

Episode 9 (Aired 13 January 2016)

David's Team: Doon Mackichan and Alex Brooker

Lee's Team: Henning Wehn and Ben Miller

Home Truths

Ben: "Aside from my friend Mark Park, I have three other good friends whose names rhyme." ^note Ben claims the other friends are Richard Pritchard, Dave Clave and Angie Ranji.

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Henning: "I was once arrested by border guards for illegally entering another country."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Ben: "This is Nicola, and she taught me how to talk to crows."

Lee: "This is Nicola. I once chased her for forty miles down the M3 because I thought she'd stolen my phone."

Henning: "This is Nicola, and I told my parents to sack her as my baby-sitter because she failed to read my bedtime stories with enough emotion."

David's Team: Lee

Answer: Ben

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "I recently shooed a fox out of the garden by squirting it with water. Five minutes later, I watched in horror as it returned with its brother and ate my plimsoll." ^note David pronounces "ate" as "et".

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Doon: "On the advice of an optician, I often walk with one eye open and one eye shut. That way one of my eyes is always having a rest."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (3-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: Ben Miller

Episode 10 (Unseen Bits)

Unseen Bits (Aired 27 January 2016)

Home Truths

Danny Dyer: "I've buried a thousand pounds in cash in a secret location in case I ever have to go on the run."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Clare Balding: "The first time I went to Germany, I only knew one German phrase. Bizarrely an accident occurred which required me to use it." ^note The phrase Clare claims to have said is "Entschuldigen Sie bitte, mein Vater est in den Fluss gefallen" which translates as "Excuse me please, my father has fallen in the river".

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

David: "I find it incredibly irritating when other people fiddle with my jigsaws."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Bob Mortimer: "I have a Possession: This is the cushion that I used to carry my pet owl around on. I would have brought the owl, but he escaped last week."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Germaine Greer: "Possession: This is the bag I wear on my head to carry my shopping home."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Greg Davies: "When I was a teenager, I used to have to butter my legs in order to squeeze into tight leather trousers."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Jermaine Jenas: "If ever I took a penalty, I would choose to place the ball to the left or right, depending on which of my socks was the muddiest."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie