When Henry is forced to coach Piper's basketball team, he is forced to adhere to the standards of S.T.A.B. Meanwhile, Ray and Schwoz have a beard growing contest.
Tropes:
- Call-Back: Piper can be seen wearing her light pink Vans Sk8 Hi sneakers from One Henry, Three Girls in the opening.
- Punctuated Emphasis: "Put! The taco! Salad! Down!", said by Henry to Steven when he becomes assertive again.
- Rapid Hair Growth: A device made by Schwoz causes him and Ray to grow long beards
- Take That!: This episode wastes no time criticizing the use of "political correctness" in youth sports.
