"I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! WHY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE ME?!"
— Stinky Wizzleteats, "Stimpy's Invention"
"Alright, so I made a mistake! ONE MISTAKE! Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING!? HUH?!? Maybe I should make another mistake! Maybe two more!"
— Mr. Horse, "Rubber Nipple Salesmen"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!?!"
— Ren Höek, "Stimpy's Fan Club"
"President...what a joke. President, President of what!? His fan club...How they love him! Look at him. Lying there asleep, the idol of millions! He's a fool! Blind, silly little fool. How easily I could end the farce...with these hands, these dirty hands! And with these hands, I hold the fate of millions. They think he's a god, but he's as mortal as we. I know! Just one quick TWIST...and it's over. Just one."
— Ren Höek, "Stimpy's Fan Club"
"Must not get angry. Must not get angry. Wha-? [head becomes a giant eyeball] MY USED CELEBRITY UNDERWEAR!!! GOOOOOOOOONE!!! Where-?! Who-?! [gasps] Oh no. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [sobbing] He didn't! He didn't! Stimpy washed my collection... of used celebrity underwear...! I can't even tell the difference... inbetween Van Johnson's socks... and June Allyson's underwear...! WHYYYY?! [sobs]"
— Ren Höek, "Jimminy Lummox"