Quotes / Sickeningly Sweet

Anime and Manga

"Oh, you couldn't begin to imagine the depths of my suffering there. I spent most of my days strung up like a damned pupating moth trapped above a delicate field of flowers where angels, fairies, and enchanted stuffed animals lived. They played songs and danced asinine jigs as if their only care in life was when they would get their next warm, fuzzy hug! Instead of ruling the universe with an iron fist, I was serenaded by teddy bears!"

— Frieza describing his personal Hell, Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F'

Fan Works

"Johnny..." Jonathan said, almost to himself. He then spoke up louder. "I know how you must feel, I lost much as well..." He took a deep breath, "...But for now, we have got to focus on re-gathering the corpse parts and stopping the anomalies. I have a feeling that's how we'll save your friend as well."

Johnny sighed, finding Jonathan's attempt to cheer up sickeningly nice... but he nodded anyways.

— Jonathan Joestar, The First JoJo

"This much bright pink in one area is poison for someone like me."

—Gaz,^note  on Mabel's "Ultimate Sweater Designer" Lab Cartoons in Danganronpa

Film — Live-Action

"Ah, the Weidermann twins. Don't get too close, you'll go into sugar shock."

— Kate, The Cutting Edge

"That's so sweet I could hurl."

— Zack, Sky High (2005)

"Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of...indigestion?"

—Captain Georg Von Trapp, The Sound of Music

"Now, get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!"

— J. Jonah Jameson to Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2^note Said pictures included dogs catching Frisbees, pigeons in a park, and older gentlemen playing chess

Literature

"I'm so sweet I cause diabetes."

— Meade Slaughter, Clint McColloch's Nevada

Live-action TV

"Why, hello, Carmie-kins! (switches to "Hyde" mode) BLECH! Sometimes I make myself wanna WRETCH!"

— Jacqueline Hyde Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

"It's also just sickly, sickly sweet. It's finger-down-the-throat stuff."

— Todd Sampson, The Gruen Transfer

Mama Pratt: Won't you try our simple song? I'm sure you'll learn real quick.
Cynthia Pratt: Then you all can sing along, if it doesn't make you sick!

—"Ding Dong Yum Yum Yum", a parody of "Do-Re-Mi" from Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall

Newspaper Comics

Strange Lady: Hehwo, widdle puddy tat. Is'm widdle puddy tat a nicey-wicey puddy tat?
Garfield: Excuse me while Nicey-Wicey Puddy Tat takes a barfy-warfy in the grassy-wassy.

— Garfield, strip for July 10, 1987

Video Games

"Aww! It's all so cute! It makes me wanna hurl."

— Danny Phantom, Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots

"It's so much easier to destroy cute evil toys - 'cute' makes my teeth hurt."

— Sam Manson, Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots

"They're so cute, they'll give you diabetes — the instantly fatal kind!"

— Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4

"That's be so sweet, so ridiculously sweet... It's Sweetdiculous!"

—Ryusei Date, Super Robot Wars

Webcomics

"I told your sister that I despise it when people hold an inaccurate sense of beauty about themselves due to society. And that applies to you as well! Most other people might be dazzled by your superficial looks, but not me. If Gwendolyn's looks are like a rare, fine wine in my eyes, then you are like... A sickeningly sweet syrup. Just... HIDEOUS.

—Lord Leopold, Cursed Princess Club

"I think I'm gonna be sick from the sweetness overload."

— Rhea Snaketail, Slightly Damned

Web Video

"Your voice just gave me diabetes for the thirty-fifth time today."

— Lelouch Lamperouge, Code Geass: The Abridged Series

"That's so sweet, I'm getting diabetes!"

— Beryl, Sailor Moon Abridged

Western Animation

Darkwing: Wow! Friend Power really worked!

Gosalyn: Yeah, but it was so gross.

—Darkwing Duck, "Paint Misbehavin'"

"Oh! How do you watch that?! It's like barfing rainbows in my eyes!"

— Rigby, Regular Show

Brain: Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by Laffi. "Life's a Rosy-Posy Bed of Honey" by Mary Flewis and Porkchop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot!
Pinky: I'll help you floss!
Brain: I'll help you hurt.

— Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain, "A Walk in the Park"

Evil Buzz: You're familiar with Gravitina's gravitational powers? Oh, she's quite a lady.
Gravitina: Thank you, my wuvvy-dovey.
Evil Buzz: No, thank you, my muffin-wuffin.
Mira: I think I'm going to be sicky-wicky.

— Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, "Sunquake"

"All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here, will you? I have something to say. Christmas: it's not the giving, it's not the getting, it's the loving. There, I said it. Now get outta here."

— Garfield, A Garfield Christmas

"Talk about sweet. I could throw up!"

— Roll, Ruby-Spears' Mega Man

Singing Sunflowers: (singing to tune of "This Old Man")
We are such happy flowers
We will now sing for hours
Aren't we unbearably cute?
Watch me solo on. Jazz. FLUTE.

Rainbow Dash: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

— My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

"Peter, your dog is giving me diabetes."

— Joe Swanson, Family Guy

Experiment 625, a.k.a. Reuben (pointing out Gantu's bed for 254/Mr. Stenchy): What is that?
Gantu: It's a little beddie weddie for his little nappie wappie poo.
625: I think I'm going to be sickie wickie poo.
Gantu: You're not jealous are you?
625: Jealous! No! All this sugar just makes me queasy.

— Lilo & Stitch: The Series, "Mr. Stenchy"

Dot: I'm cute and I'm sweet and I'm innocent, neat and so trusting.
Yakko and Wakko: If you want our opinion, this song is becoming disgusting!

— Animaniacs, "I'm Cute"

Twin Sisters: (singing) We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly, wubbly, huggly. (hug each other)
Talent Agent: That was very cute, girls.
Twin Sisters: (gasps in excitement)
Talent Agent: In fact, it's too cute. You're out.
Twin Sisters: I told you it was a stupid idea... and I hate you, too!

— Spongebob Squarepants, "I ♥ Dancing"

Johnny: (in the middle of watching a Karate movie) Uh Mama? Mama? Mama, what are you doing?
Bunny Bravo: I'm installing a V-Chip to screen out all the mindless garbage. Before it rots your brain!
Johnny: Mindless garbage not rot brain.
(Johnny's TV changes to "The Gentle Hug Hug Show"): And now it's time for The Gentle Hug Hug Show. Hug, hug, hug. Hug, hug, hug. Hug, hug, hug.
Johnny: (shivers and quickly changes the channel)

— Johnny Bravo, "Doommates"

"Eugh. It's like looking at a disgusting, cutie-fying mirror."

— Voltar, League of Super Evil

"It's like someone bottled up rainbows and puppies, drank it, and threw up all over the stage."

— Gwen, Total DramaRama

"Eugh. That thing'll give people cavities…"

— Animator, Tiny Toon Adventures, "The Looney Beginning"

Dot: It's been four weeks, we can't stop singing and we've slowly gone insane.
Wakko: There's a gumdrop wrapped in rainbows where there used to be my brain!
Yakko: We have to end this nightmare, I have sugar in my eyes…
All: Please make it stop, we can't endure another cute reprise!

— Animaniacs (2020) "The Cutening"

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