Wilbur: Tommy, he challenged me! Did you see him? Did you see the look on his eyes? God, it was cool! It was cool! (Beat) I was about to say it was hot, but that would be wrong. Look, Tommy, it was–
Tommy: Have you– listen, before we keep going, you don't have a crush on Big Q, do you? 'Cause I think he was like–
Wilbur: I have a complicated relationship with Big Q that I don't think is at that level yet.
Tommy: Have you– listen, before we keep going, you don't have a crush on Big Q, do you? 'Cause I think he was like–
Wilbur: I have a complicated relationship with Big Q that I don't think is at that level yet.
"Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably."
— Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing
No more keeping score, now I just keep you warm
"[It] has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting childish rivalry evolve into a distracting childish courtship and now into what I'm sure will be a distracting childish marriage."
— Captain Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
