"It's not so bad, Homer... they go in through the nose
and they let you keep the piece of brain they cut out."
and they let you keep the piece of brain they cut out."— Moe, The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror V: "Time and Punishment"
Demoman: Y'know Doc, I always wondered: ye can bring a man back t'life, why can't ya grow me another eye?
Medic: Oh of course I can. The procedure is quite simple, really.
Demoman: ...What? Ye mean ta tell me, all these years: ya could have put me eye back anytime ya bloody liked?!
Medic: "Could have"? My friend, I've given you your eye back at least eight times. And every time it functions normally until Halloween Night, at which point it grows bat wings and attacks us. We fought a Giant Your Eye, a Dracula Your Eye, a Brain in a Jar Your Eye, a Knife-Wielding Ventriloquist Dummy Your Eye. One year it traveled back in time and tried to become our parents. The point is, in my medical opinion... and as a man of science I do not say this lightly: that eye socket is HAUNTED.
Demoman: Wait, why don't I remember any o' this?
Medic: Oh, that. I scooped that part of your brain out so you'd stop asking me.
Demoman: ...Aye, fair enough.
Medic: Oh of course I can. The procedure is quite simple, really.
Demoman: ...What? Ye mean ta tell me, all these years: ya could have put me eye back anytime ya bloody liked?!
Medic: "Could have"? My friend, I've given you your eye back at least eight times. And every time it functions normally until Halloween Night, at which point it grows bat wings and attacks us. We fought a Giant Your Eye, a Dracula Your Eye, a Brain in a Jar Your Eye, a Knife-Wielding Ventriloquist Dummy Your Eye. One year it traveled back in time and tried to become our parents. The point is, in my medical opinion... and as a man of science I do not say this lightly: that eye socket is HAUNTED.
Demoman: Wait, why don't I remember any o' this?
Medic: Oh, that. I scooped that part of your brain out so you'd stop asking me.
Demoman: ...Aye, fair enough.
