Au-au baka'tte yu~na (Mo—)
Aaaah, don't call me an idiot! (Hmph!)
Atai wa baka ja nai mon! (Chigau'n datte baa!)
I am not an idiot! (You're wrong, I said!)
Datte asagohan chanto tabeteru shi
I mean, I always eat my breakfast
Neru mae hamigaki suru mon (Erai desho!)
And brush my teeth before going to bed. (Good for me, huh?)
Aaaah, don't call me an idiot! (Hmph!)
Atai wa baka ja nai mon! (Chigau'n datte baa!)
I am not an idiot! (You're wrong, I said!)
Datte asagohan chanto tabeteru shi
I mean, I always eat my breakfast
Neru mae hamigaki suru mon (Erai desho!)
And brush my teeth before going to bed. (Good for me, huh?)
— Re:cy:cle, "Odenpa Love Girl" also known as "Cirno Baka Song"
BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA!
Cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon! [Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!]
BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA!
BAKAtte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo! [The one saying idiot is the idiot!]
BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA!
Nani yo, urusai wa ne! Kono BAKA! [What, how annoying! You idiot!]
Cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon! [Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!]
BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA!
BAKAtte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo! [The one saying idiot is the idiot!]
BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA! BAKA, BAKA!
Nani yo, urusai wa ne! Kono BAKA! [What, how annoying! You idiot!]
—Cirno and company, "Cirno's Perfect Math Class"
Honto ni anta tte Mattaku anta tte
You're really— You're totally—
Tonikaku anta tte Baka ne, baka baka
By all means you're stupid, stupid stupid
You're really— You're totally—
Tonikaku anta tte Baka ne, baka baka
By all means you're stupid, stupid stupid
— Akane Tendo (Hidaka Noriko), "''Yasashii, Ii Ko ni Narenai'' (I Can't Become A Gentle, Good Girl)" aka The Baka Song
Anta, baka? [What are you, stupid?]
— Asuka, Neon Genesis Evangelion
Anta, baka? Anta, baka?! Anta, baka?!! You're the baka!
— Rei, Evangelion: After the End
Baka, baka, minna baka. [Idiots, idiots, they're all idiots.]
— Ruri Hoshino, Martian Successor Nadesico
Kouji no Baka! (Kouji, idiot!)
— Sayaka Yumi, Mazinger Z
Policeman: "Do you... do you at least know his first name?"
Aki: "Papa."
Policeman: "No, see... What... what does your mother call him? Aside from 'Papa' or 'Darling' or something like that."
Aki: "Baka."
Policeman (slumping his shoulders): "Which would be about every married man in this city."
Aki: "Papa."
Policeman: "No, see... What... what does your mother call him? Aside from 'Papa' or 'Darling' or something like that."
Aki: "Baka."
Policeman (slumping his shoulders): "Which would be about every married man in this city."
— The Second Try, end
This will be my GREATEST performance. Shinji! Pay attention, my wonderful baka-kun. This is for you.
— Asuka Langley Soryu, Higher Learning, chapter 48
Anta baka? You really tried hard to piss me off today!
— Asuka Langley Sohryu, Evangelion 303
"Hmmmm...(giggle)...Baaka-Shinjii..." she whispered amorously. "I know you just love it when I call you that... (giggle).."
—Asuka Langley Sohryu, HERZ, chapter 7
"Aha! Not bad for a little girl! What do you think about that, baka Shinji?"
—Asuka Langley Sohryu, The Child of Love, chapter 5
⑨. Baka
—Phantasmagoria of Flower View, Touhou Project
Wonder woman, don't you ever forget
You're divine and he's about to regret
He's a baka baka-uum, baka baka-uum boy, baka baka-uum baka baka
You're divine and he's about to regret
He's a baka baka-uum, baka baka-uum boy, baka baka-uum baka baka
—Netta, "Toy"
Asuka: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Y'all can't beat us with your true ability, morons!
Iyo Sky: You know, since you always say what you want. How about admitting that you have lost?
Asuka: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH... Oh. Japanese, right? You can speak Japanese, right?
Iyo: Damn right I can! It's so obvious I can speak Japanese! You don't know it yet?
Asuka: You can speak Japanese? I didn't know that!
Iyo: Damn right I can!
Asuka: Sugoi! Sugoi! Sugoi! (That's amazing! Amazing! Amazing!)
Iyo: Don't patronize me!
Asuka: I have just one thing to say to you: BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! What are you, an idiot? What did the idiot say? BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Iyo tries to regain her composure, but then...)
Iyo: BITCH!
Iyo Sky: You know, since you always say what you want. How about admitting that you have lost?
Asuka: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH... Oh. Japanese, right? You can speak Japanese, right?
Iyo: Damn right I can! It's so obvious I can speak Japanese! You don't know it yet?
Asuka: You can speak Japanese? I didn't know that!
Iyo: Damn right I can!
Asuka: Sugoi! Sugoi! Sugoi! (That's amazing! Amazing! Amazing!)
Iyo: Don't patronize me!
Asuka: I have just one thing to say to you: BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! What are you, an idiot? What did the idiot say? BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Iyo tries to regain her composure, but then...)
Iyo: BITCH!
—WWE Raw, November 7, 2022