Funny / Peppa Pig

"Oh, Daddy! Now you really have broken the wall!"

Peppa loves Funny Moments. Everybody loves Funny Moments!

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General

• Any time George cries can be this for people.
  • One funny instance of this is in the episode "Fancy Dress Party", when he forgets he is the one in the Dinosaur costume in the mirror and scares himself.
    George: (at the mirror) Dine-Saw, Grrrr! (Gasp!) (cries)
    Narrator: Oh dear, George is scared of his own reflection!
    Mummy Pig: Oh, silly George.
  • He manages to scare himself again in "Daddy's Movie Camera", but this time, he forgets that it is himself on the television roaring!
• Grampy Rabbit, full-stop. He's voiced by BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!, and his famously-loud voice is incorporated into the character.
  • One example is when Grandpa Dog radios him to sound the lighthouse foghorn. So what does he do? Shout FOOOOOOOOOG! into a loudhailer.
  • When Grampy Rabbit talks to the children about his adventures like his trip to the moon in "Grampy Rabbit in Space", he usually ends with a song — to the delight of the kids, but definitely not to the grown-ups.
    Grampy Rabbit: The most exciting bit was, I wrote a song! Would you like to hear it?
    Madam Gazelle and Dr. Brown Bear: (in unison) No, thank you!
    Kids: (in unison) Yes, please!
    Grampy Rabbit: (singing and plucking at the banjo) I got up this morning, and all I could see, was the moon and the stars, the moon, the stars, the moon, the stars, the stars, the moon, the stars!
• The Running Gag that Miss Rabbit seems to have dozens of jobs, but nobody ever seems to think it impossible that she could do so many things for a living.
• Mrs. Rabbit's condescending attitude toward Gertrude, Grandpa Pig's home-built locomotive in "Grandpa's Little Train" and "Grandpa Pig's Train to the Rescue".
  Mrs. Rabbit: Morning, Grandpa Pig! Out on your toy train again?
  Grandpa Pig: Gertrude is not a toy. She is a miniature locomotive!
  Mrs. Rabbit: Oh, that's nice!

Season 1

• Episode 41, "Chloe's Puppet Show":
  • This conversation at the beginning:
    Daddy Pig: I expect Uncle Pig will fall asleep after lunch like he always does.
    Mummy Pig: Daddy Pig! You shouldn't say things like that about your own brother! Especially in front of the children!
    Daddy Pig: But it's true! Uncle Pig always eats too much lunch and falls asleep. Snoring loudly, like this! (he pretends to snore)
  • Later, during the actual puppet show, Peppa makes the puppet representing herself ask the Uncle Pig puppet if he really does always fall asleep and snore, to which Chloe makes him reply in the affirmative. The mothers tell the girls to stop slandering Uncle Pig, but then it turns out that he has fallen asleep... and so has Daddy Pig!

Season 2

• Episode 57, "Mysteries": Peppa and her family's favorite TV show, "Detective Potato", starring Mr. Potato with a Sherlock Holmes hat.
  Mrs. Potato: Please help me, Mr. Detective! I cannot find my flower anywhere!
  Detective Potato: Hmm... your flower is on the top of your head!
• Episode 72, "Swimming": When Daddy Pig jumps from the high dive, instead of making a huge splash like one would expect considering his size, he just makes an anticlimactic splosh. Even the show's biggest detractors found this funny.
• Episode 89, "Pretend Friend": When Suzy Sheep imitates her pretend friend Leo Lion to George, she doesn't seem to be concerned that she made George cry and instead just consists that Leo Lion couldn't finish his cake, and allows George to have the rest of it.
• Episode 99, "The Powercut": When the power suddenly goes back on (during Peppa's makeshift News Broadcast in which she says that the power has gone out and won't come back on for a long time), Peppa has an... interesting idea about how it happened:
  Peppa: (ahem) I have some very important news: the Queen has just found some more electric-ity, and says that everyone can now be happy again.

Season 3

• Episode 111, "The Camping Holiday":
  • This conversation:
    Peppa: Thank you for a lovely holiday, Mrs. Camper Van!
    Camper Van: Ho ho, you're most welcome.
  • And the excerpt from when they feed the ducks.
    Peppa: Say "thank you" to Daddy Pig, ducks.
    Ducks: (in unison) QUACK QUACK!
• Episode 121, "Danny's Pirate Party": This character introduction sequence:
  Narrator: Everyone has come dressed as pirates.
  Kids: Yo, ho, ho!
  Narrator: Pedro Pony is dressed as a cowboy.
  Pedro: Yee-haw!
• Episode 122, "Mr. Potato Comes to Town": When Mr. Potato tells the kids to eat their fruits and vegetables, things get awkward when Peppa asks if that includes potatoes.
• Episode 133, "Whistling: Peppa is trying to learn how to whistle, so she calls her friend Suzy to see if she can.
  • Peppa straight-up admitting she's happy Suzy says she can't whistle, since that makes her feel better about herself.
  • Despite Suzy initially saying she can't whistle:
    Suzy: What's whistling, anyway?
    Peppa: You put your lips together, and blow.
    Suzy: Like this? (whistles)
    (cue Peppa hanging up on her)
• Episode 136, "Grandpa Pig's Computer":
  • When Mummy Pig gives her parents her old computer, Grandpa and Granny Pig insist they'll use it for important work. Of course, they end up using it mainly to play the Happy Mrs. Chicken game, leading to Grandpa Pig frantically calling Daddy Pig for tech support.
    Daddy Pig: What's the problem with the computer, Grandpa Pig?
    Grandpa Pig: It's full of eggs!
    Daddy Pig: Eggs?
    Grandpa Pig: Happy Mrs. Chicken won't lay any more eggs!
    Computer: I'm broken.
    Daddy Pig: Turn the computer off, now turn it back on again. Did that fix it?
    Computer: I am very broken.
  • At the end of the episode, after the computer has been fixed, we see that Granny Pig's high score is much higher than Grandpa's.
• Episode 142, "Miss Rabbit's Day Off":
  • Apparently, Miss Rabbit keeps a telephone inside the ice cream container at her ice cream cart.
  • Grandad Dog attempts to drive the bus. However, Mummy Sheep calls the breakdown service to fix her car, also run by Grandad Dog. How he got to Mummy Sheep was reversing the bus, causing upset to all the passengers.
    Grandad Dog: We would like to apologise for any inconvenience this may cause to your journey!
  • Apparently, one of the cures that the kids do to make Miss Rabbit better is playing music wildly.
• Episode 143, "The Secret Club":
  • First, there's the weird passwords for the club that Suzy keeps making up. She ends up telling everyone the secret words anyways, and keeps changing them so it's still a secret... even though she still tells everyone the words.
    Suzy: You have to say the secret word.
    Peppa: What word?
    Suzy: Flobert-dobble.
    Peppa: Flobert-dobble?
    Suzy: Right! You're in!
  • Suzy then goes on an important secret mission to get biscuits. How she completed it was by asking her mum if she could have the biscuits.
  • The reaction from the other members of the club after Suzy returns with the biscuits.
    All: Hooray!
    Suzy: Shhhhhh!
    All: (quietly) Hooray!
  • Following that, Suzy's mum then comes to give them some juice. Cue everyone getting upset about how Suzy told her mum about the club.
• Episode 148, "Mr. Fox's Van": It turns out that Mr. Fox has everything in his van… except petrol^note a British term meaning "gas" or "gasoline".
• Episode 154, "Edmond Elephant's Birthday": Peppa, Suzy and Danny all attempt to help Emily with the party. However, the kids don't realise how much of a handful the little ones are until the party starts.
  • Each game they play typically ends with the little ones all crying. Emily then comes into the kitchen and says that the game is over, with her mum thinking everything is alright, despite the crying noises in the background.
  • "You've got a medal!" "It's made of real plastic gold!"
  • George and Zaza fighting over one of the parcels in pass the parcel.
  • Richard finishing his juice in about 4 seconds. Cue an Aside Glance from Danny. What's even funnier is that 3 seconds before, Richard still hasn't had anything to drink.
  • The ending.
    Suzy: I need to lie down!
    Danny: I need a holiday!

Season 4

• Episode 158, "Potato City": The kids end up in the titular amusement park's dinosaur garden. Mr. Potato introduces his "dinosaur friends" and claims that they walked together millions of years ago... and he's promptly corrected by Edmond Elephant, who points out that the two dinosaurs shown come from different time periods. Suzy Sheep then asks him why he has dinosaurs in his otherwise vegetable-themed park; he tries to justify it by claiming dinosaurs ate potatoes, but is forced to admit that it's ultimately because dinosaurs are cool.
• Episode 160, "Basketball": Daddy Pig stresses the importance of being fit for playing basketball. Asked if he's fit, he insists his fat is "pure muscle."
• Episode 165, "International Day": The kids dress up like people from different countries. They start arguing while Candy Cat, who is Switzerland for the day, stands between the two factions, trying to end the squabble. When Madame Gazelle asks if they think that actual countries behave like that, Peppa says, "Don't they?"
• Episode 167, "Mummy Rabbit's Bump":
  • Mummy Rabbit's pregnancy causes her to crave potatoes with jelly, cheese, and strawberry jam. Even the narrator thinks this sounds disgusting.
  • The Lampshade Hanging of Alliterative Name being the norm in the Peppa-verse, with Peppa and her friends trying to come up with a name for the baby and vetoing names that don't start with 'R' because it "sounds wrong".
  • The extreme underreaction of Mrs. Rabbit when Mummy Rabbit shows up at the hospital where she works as a nurse:
    Mrs. Rabbit: Hello, Sister! What are you doing here?
    Mummy Rabbit: I'M HAVING A BABY! REMEMBER?
    Mrs. Rabbit: Oh, yes! You'd better come inside, then.
  • Daddy Rabbit has to park the car, and nervous about missing the birth. An orderly assures him that giving birth always takes a long time. But when he's finally parked and grabbed everything for the delivery... it's over.
• Episode 175, "Lost Keys": When Daddy Pig loses his keys down a drain at the top of a mountain and goes to the gift shop. He asks Miss Rabbit if the shop sells fishing rods, so he can use one to get the keys back.
  Miss Rabbit: We do, actually. I don't know why; we don't get fish in the mountains!
• Episode 182, "Mr. Potato's Christmas Show":
  • Pedro needing to go to the toilet. It's funnier than it sounds.
  • After this, loud music gets played. Everyone thinks that the show is about to start, however...
    Narrator: It is not the show starting. It is Madame Gazelle's phone.
  • After this, the Mr. Potato theme plays. Peppa then thinks it's someone else's phone, but it actually is the show starting this time.
  • Little Sprout being announced as "everyone's favourite Christmas vegetable".
  • The scene where Mr. Potato needs help finding Little Sprout.
    Mr. Potato: I can't see him!
    Suzy: They're not very good at looking, are they?
  • The scene where Mrs. Carrot becomes a "magic fairy" and flies. Suzy ends up pointing out that she's just on a piece of string.
  • The very abrupt "end" to the show.
    Mr. Potato: That's the end! Goodbye children! Happy Christmas!
    Mrs. Carrot and Little Sprout: Happy Christmas, everybody!
    (curtain falls)
    Peppa: That was a bit quick.
  • This:
    Mr. Potato: A very important person has come to see you all! Can you guess who it is?
    Father Christmas: Ho, ho, ho!
    Suzy: IT'S THE QUEEN!
  • When Father Christmas comes down the fake chimney, this exchange happens. Even Madame Gazelle joins in.
    Father Christmas: Have you all been good?
    Audience: Yes!
    Father Christmas: Have you all been cleaning your teeth?
    Audience: Yes!
    Father Christmas: Have you all kept your bedrooms tidy?
    Audience: Um...
    Father Christmas: Jolly good!
• Episode 183, "Madame Gazelle's Leaving Party":
  • Daddy Rabbit's saying "Rockin' Gazelles", but with his accent, it almost sounds as if he said "Fuckin' Gazelles".
  • Pedro Pony is tasked with keeping Madame Gazelle from entering the school gym until her party is ready. When she asks why she can't enter, he responds, "Uh... it's against the law." Pedro's huge self-satisfied smile makes it even funnier.
• Episode 185, "Desert Island":
  • Grandpa Pig, Grampy Rabbit, and Grandad Dog get stranded on an island. As the latter two wonder what they're going to do about food, Grandpa Pig's face is sporting a subtle Oh, Crap! expression.
  • A hungry Grampy Rabbit says he'll make a mark in the sand every time he thinks about cheese. By the time he and his fellow castaways are rescued, the island is completely covered with marks in the sand.
• Episode 193, "Flying on Holiday": Mummy Pig packs a single enormous suitcase with everything they will need. When they get to the airport, Miss Rabbit at the check-in counter, working yet another one of her infinite jobs, requests their bags.
  Daddy Pig: It's a bit heavy.
  Miss Rabbit: Just pop it on the scales, please.
  (Daddy Pig puts the bag on the conveyor belt. A small trapdoor opens in the ground and the suitcase is conveyed over to it and falls through. Pause. Crash, with sound of breaking glass.)
  Miss Rabbit: (cheerful as ever) Anything valuable?
  Daddy Pig: (frowning) ...No.
• Episode 198, "Pedro is Late":
  • Pedro misses the playgroup bus, both coming and going. Madame Gazelle has to double back for Pedro, and when they reach the exterior of the museum, they find that the bus has left without them. This prompts Madame Gazelle to wonder what happened to everyone else. Cut to Miss Rabbit leading everyone on the bus in a rousing chorus of the Bing Bong Song, all of them having forgotten about Pedro completely.
  • Due to them taking almost all day to reach the museum, Mr. Rabbit was just about to close it. However, he gives them a very quick tour.
    Mr. Rabbit: This is the king and queens room, full of old stuff. Here are the giant dinosaurs, all very nice. Space, rockets, and all that. And through this door is the most amazing place of all... it's the fantastic world you live in!
    All: Oh.
  • "Mr. Rabbit. I am a teacher. I need your car."
  • Also, this:
    Pedro: Petrol pumps… (narrows eyes)... Interesting…
• Episode 203, "George's Balloon": Peppa describing balloons.
  Peppa: George, there are two kinds of balloons in this world: the 'up' balloon and the 'down' balloon. That is an 'up' balloon. If you let it go, it will go up, up, up, all the way to the moon.
• Episode 204, "Peppa's Circus": Grandad Pig's explanation of what Peppa needs to say as the ringmaster, followed by her response.
  Grandad Pig: Welcome to my circus! See the impossible... the amazing... the incredible feats of daring do!
  Peppa: Uh... welcome to my circus! It's got amazing feet!

Season 5

• Episode 210, "The Golden Boots": The fact that somehow, Miss Rabbit set up a shop on the moon.
• Episode 215, "Miss Rabbit's Taxi": Miss Rabbit starts talking like a stereotypical British cab driver when she's operating her taxi:
  Miss Rabbit: I see you've been shopping, lots of shopping about these days, shopping for this, shopping for that, shopping, shopping, shopping...
  Peppa Pig: Miss Rabbit, why are you talking so much?
  Miss Rabbit: It's what taxi drivers do, Peppa!
• Episode 225, "Move to Music": The music player glitches out and makes weird noises. Cue the kids dancing to what they call "space music".
• Episode 228, "The Police": "Everyone loves the police!" Said just as said police are turning their lights on at someone. Cue end of episode.
• Episode 235, "Nursery Rhymes": After Zoe Zebra starts singing "Little Bo Peep":
  Suzy Sheep: I don't like that one. It's about sheep getting lost. It's too sad.
  Madame Gazelle: Yes... does anyone know a nursery rhyme that isn't about sheep?
  Pedro Pony: Me! Me!
  Madame Gazelle: Yes, Pedro?
  Pedro Pony: Baa baa black sheep... oh. Sorry.
• Episode 236, "Masks": It's revealed that Madame Gazelle keeps the class supply of glitter in a locked vault because of glitter's tendency to get everywhere and create a mess.
• Episode 252, "Super Potato":
  • The titular superhero (who turns out to be real, and not just Mr. Potato in costume) visits the playgroup to encourage the children to eat fruits and vegetables. But all they want to talk about are his super powers.
    Rebecca: What is the tallest building you've ever jumped?
    Super Potato: What's that? Why do I like carrots so much? I'll tell you why! Because they're so tasty!
  • Finally, Suzy asks him if he's ever eaten potatoes himself. Super Potato quickly changes the subject.
    Suzy: Have you ever eaten a potato?
    Super Potato: Uhhhhh... (singing) Fruit and vegetables keep us alive, always remember to eat your five!
  • Now that doctors apparently recommend you eat seven pieces of fruit a day, this leads to Super Potato trying to fit it in his song.

Season 6

• Episode 291, "Valentine's Day": For a moment, Daddy Pig gets surprised when he mistakenly believes Mummy Pig gave a Valentine card to Mr. Zebra, the mailman.
• Episode 298, "In the Future":
  • When George grows up, he'll be a dinosaur. As in, a man going to work in a dinosaur costume.
  • In the future, Peppa's job will be doing important work on her computer like Mummy Pig. Cut to her all grown up playing Happy Mrs. Chicken.
  • In the future, Peppa will live in a big house with all their friends. And a large number of children.
• Episode 298, "Detective Potato":
  • The intro has Detective Potato try and find Mrs. Carrot's bicycle. The first one he finds isn't her bicycle.
  • The police state how mysteries can't be solved within a flash like on telly. Cue Detective Potato storming in.
• Episode 310, "Please and Thank You":
  • The game that Madame Gazelle plays with Danny and Suzy goes horribly wrong.
    Danny: Can I have the apple, please?
    Suzy: No.
    Madame Gazelle: Suzy!?
    Suzy: He's already got an apple.
    Madame Gazelle: This is not about apples, it is about saying "please"!
  • Madame Gazelle forgetting to say thank you to Mr. Bull.
    Mr. Bull: I've finished cutting the grass, Madame Gazelle.
    Madame Gazelle: Very good, Mr. Bull! Goodbye.
    (slams door)

Season 8

• Episode 384, "Clouds": Peppa pretends to be a cloud and suggests to George to be one. Not liking the idea, George cries. Daddy Pig and Peppa soon notice that he is pretending to be a cloud because he is raining.
  Daddy Pig: George? You're a brilliant pretend cloud because you are raining!
  Peppa: Yes! George is the best cloud ever!

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