Funny / Mr TARDIS Reviews

• The majority of this video, where he responds to YouTube user Justcallme Danver, who posted a review with many inaccurate criticisms of Series 5 of Doctor Who.
  • His responses to the many cases of Accidental Innuendo and That Came Out Wrong in Danver's video.
  Danver: The Angel would, you know, sneak up, touch you.
  Trilbee: Alright Donkey Kong, tell the audience exactly where the Angel touched you.
  (Plays with the Donkey Kong toy to mimic it having a conversation, before turning to the audience with an angry face.)
  Trilbee: Despicable! (Throws the toy off screen)
  • His reaction to Danver accidentally showing the audience a backwards v-sign when counting to the audience.
  Trilbee: Hey, don't you swear at me, young man.
  • His reaction to seeing a clip from "Doomsday" where Rose confesses her love to the Doctor.
  Trilbee: (stares in horror at the clip) Yeah, that didn't happen.
  • This moment:
  Danver: I don't fucking know.
  Trilbee: No you do not.
  • At one point, Danver shouts Angrish at the camera. Trilbee responds like so:
  Trilbee: Okay, okay, just don't hurt me. (Reaches into his pocket and gets out a packet of jellybabies.) Here, have a jellybaby.
• Opening his review of "The Curse of the Black Spot" by playing "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" over a montage of clips from the episode.
• "Asylum of the Daleks":
  • The appropriate response to the revelation of Amy's infertility? Playing the EastEnders theme.
  • After noticing a Dalek whose eyestalk is always pointed to the ceiling, he asks whether the Dalek was either high or drunk.
  Dalek: Lol! I am so wasted right now!
• "Apparently, Life of Pi is a prequel for The Amazing Spider-Man."
• This Facebook post.
  Ladies and Gentlemen, I can confirm that last night I was approached by The BBC to be the 12th Doctor. Then I woke up... :\
• His reaction to the resolution of "The Snowmen", where the villains are defeated by crying:
  Suck my snowballs Steven Moffat!
• Halfway through his Dalek-Cember review of "Resurrection of the Daleks", he shows a series of commercials involving the Daleks. Behold.
• In his review of "Earthshock" for Cybercember, we see 2 Cybermen moving their hands as if they're having a conversation, and Mr. Tardis wonders what they're talking about.
  Cyber-Geoff: Did you get the invite for the 20th anniversary special?
  Cyber-Steve: I did, but I might ask my agent to turn it down.
  Cyber-Geoff: What? Why? It might be the next big step for your career.
  Cyber-Steve: I get that, but I don't want to get typecast, you know what I mean?
  Cyber-Geoff: Steve, you're a Cyberman.
  Cyber-Steve: I know, Geoff, but, I-I-I don't want to be cast alongside four other Cybermen, and only be 20% of the main character.
  Cyber-Geoff: But... that's the job, Steve.
• The Cybermen telling the Doctor to stop the exposition in the review of "The Power of the Doctor":
  Cyber-Geoff: Desist exposition. This special is getting way too complicated.
  Doctor: Ah, decided to show your face, have you? Is this planet your doing?
  Cyber-Geoff: No, actually, it's the Quarks' handiwork. Of course, it's the Cybermen! And I, their new leader, Cyber-Geoff, will have ultimate victory over you, Doctor!
  Doctor: Oh yeah? Why's that?
  Cyber-Geoff: Because of a little help from my friends! I said a little help from my friends! Steve! Gavin! That was the signal! We rehearsed this!
  (Cyber-Steve and Cyber-Gavin teleport in)
  Cyber-Steve: Sorry, Geoff. It was a nightmare finding parking.
  Cyber-Geoff: I'm not even going to explain why that excuse does not hold up.
  Cyber-Steve: But anyway, yes, Doctor! I am Cyber-Steve!
  Cyber-Gavin: And I'm Gavin!
  Cyber-Steve 2: And my name is also Steve!
  Cyber-Geoff: Fire!
  (The Cybermen start shooting at the Doctor and Yaz)