Funny / Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark

It would be easier to say "the entire AAR", but some of the hightlights include gems like these:

In General

• Phargle's previews can often elicit a chuckle or two:
  "Can it be that all is quiet and well in Knud's life? Will his marriage to Gisele be happy or will she always look like she's crying? Will a girl's name save Helge? And what will Knud do with all of his problems? You'll never believe the stunning tale of bastards, crusades and extra-marital sex in the next installment of the adventures of Knud Knýtling!"

Prince Knud

• His opinions on his wife Uta.
  "Even lazy and sick, Knud can run fast when his wife is naked."
  • After's Torben's birth:
    "There, I've done my husbandly duty and, thankfully, a miracle-worker offered to cure me."
    "I need to get out of Halland before she catches me again."
  • Upon discovering Uta's infidelity, she decides to become chaste. Cue Knud's reaction:
    "Knud Knýtling wins again! Except I'm still married to a fat, reckless, lying, German cow of a star-spangled wildebeast whore."
    "Yeah. I win."
    "Someone kill me."
• Knud's reaction to dying:
  "At least, in death, I can finally escape the church..."
  Event: Knud Svendson gains the trait "Beatified".
  "...you've got to be kidding me."
• And what comes immediately afterwards, (sung to the tune of the Blackadder theme):

The sound of epic bardic songs,

But no, he's easily forgotten

Beware, for glory this prince longs

In Denmark, something there is rotten

Knud Knýtling! Knud Knýtling!

A genius he's not

Knud Knýtling! Knud Knýtling!

He hates his dad a lot

Knud: His parents were unwed

Knud: He could just be a bastard

He's Knud and often it is said

That Knud could eas'ly have died faster

Knud Knýtling! Knud Knýtling!

Beatified and pissed

Knud Knýtling! Knud Knýtling!

He won't even be missed.

FIN