Funny / Jimmy Jacobs

• [Telling a story about being accosted by a Juggalo while wrestling for Juggalo Championship Wrestling] "Some guy's like 'Emo faggot!' And I'm like 'Hey man, for me, this is an act. For you, all that facepaint, that's real you, dawg, that's real you. It's fake for me, this is a character for me. And he's like 'Fuck you, faggot'... And I've got my hand on my spike, like, 'If I kill this person, how many Juggalos will I have to fight off right now?'"
• The story he told on Colt Cabana's podcast about the time he, El Generico, and M-Dogg went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. If you're part of a band, they'll let you in for free, so the three indy wrestlers tried to save a few bucks by pretending to be the band Liquid. This would be great, except the band is actually made of 5 fat middle-aged white guys, and not 3 late-twenties guys with beards (and makeup, and a lucha mask). Generico tries to bluff his way past the guard, but all seems lost... until Jimmy cues up "The Ballad of Lacey" on his phone and plays it for the guard. They get in.