Funny / Deadstream

• Shawn Ruddy's attempt at a Bond One-Liner being cut off by the head of a monster he just bested with holy water exploding.
• Mildred appearing between Shawn's legs to declare him "GUILTY!" and then biting him on the crotch like an angry chihuhua.
• Shawn trying to ward off a monster with garlic. Seems to work for a second...
  Shawn Ruddy: "GARLIC'S BULLSHIT!"
• The grandmother of one of Shawn's fans calling in to explain how she left behind a hansa to contain the evil spirits and learning that Shawn destroyed it.
  "Oh shit. He's gonna die."
• Mildred's obsession with sticking her fingernails up Shawn's nose reaching a point where she magically elogates her index finger while he's resisting her efforts.
• Even while facing at least death if not A Fate Worse Than Death in the haunted house, Shawn feels an impassioned need to insist to his stream that he's NOT racist.
  • Heading onto the climax of the movie, he dedicates "this broadcast to the blacks and mexicans."
• After seeing the child ghost, he calls Mildred out on siccing "her child army" at him and compares her to PewDiePie for it.
• As an injured Shawn is crawling away from Mildred, who is also crawling due to her own injuries, he falls down the stairs. This is then followed by Mildred creepily saying “I’m gonna get y-“ before falling down the stairs herself.
• After going through utter hell to defeat Mildred, including severing his own finger, Shawn celebrates by playing his stream outro music and yelling "Suck on that, Huffington Post!"

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