Funny / Austin Aries

• Austin Aries' way of telling Jimmy Jacobs that he'd been with Jimmy's girl, Lacey.
  "That night that you sent Lacey with me, you were banking on the fact that she could convince me of all the great things Age of the Fall could do for Austin Aries. And you know what, that night we did a lot of talking, Jimmy. And I'll also say that night there was a lot of non-verbal communication going on as well... What we came to an agreement on, is that you're nothing more than what I ate a whole lot of that night — and that's a PUSSY!"
• Aries mocking Brooke Hogan and her relationship with Bully Ray during an episode of TNA, by sprawling out across her desk and saying:
  "I'm laying down right here on your desk, and I'm not moving until you get back here and take care of business! Uh... man, this seems uncomfortable. I don't know how anybody could lay on this thing. Brooke, Brooke, how do you do it?!"
• His way of proposing an alliance with Joey Ryan in Ring of Honor:
  "You wax my mustache, I'll wax yours."
• Aries gave an interview explaining why he always had a banana in his suit pocket during his WWE run. Basically, he just wanted to have a snack on hand.
• While on commentary and having a return promo air for a few weeks, he hyped it up by repeatedly asking if the viewers had "Taken a look at my package." until he clearly got told off via his headset and immediately shut up for a few minutes.