History WebVideo / CinemaSins

* SirSwearsALot: Downplayed. Jeremy doesn't exactly curse like a sailor, but when he goes in on a certain sin or just doesn't like a particular film, he can go on a bit of a swearing spree.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Fucking eat a dick, [[Film/TheSantaClause2 movie]]! Coincidental timing is the underlying theme of this entire fucking movie! I hate you and I hate your ass face!

** ''Film/AquamanAndTheLostKingdom'' eventually stop making sense with its own plot that Jeremy just decides to randomly reward sins for everything that followed after. The end result was 3202 sins.

-->'''Laine:''' I never even got to say goodbye.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, you seem real broken up about it.

* HarsherInHindsight: InUniverse. Jeremy has this reaction in his video on ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993'', where Koopa's towers (which bear some resemblance to the World Trade Center towers) replaces the twin towers of the World Trade Center, giving off a ruined and destroyed appearance, considers it a creepy foreshadowing of the events of September 11th, 2001, where the towers were destroyed by Al-Qaeda terrorists using hijacked planes.
-->'''Jeremy''': Whoa, that is some weirdly prescient creepy bulls*it there.

* HollywoodLaw: From ''The Wizard of Oz'', "How can you order the removal of a dog without any investigation into whether or not it ''was'' in fact the same dog that did the biting? For that matter, how do you issue this order but then have the victim carry out the eviction?"

-'->'''Obi-Wan''': Only imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.\\

* TheJailBaitWait: From the ''Film/SnowWhiteAndTheHuntsman'' video:

--->'''Jeremy:''' Lucy, who is supposed to be a highly trained spy, allowed her actual work badge to be stolen by a chicken. <giggles> It really does sound silly if you say it out loud.

--->''Fu*k, me... We interrupt this superhero movie to bring you WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}.''

* FanHater: [[invoked]] Normally avoided, but the video for ''Furious 7'' has several "sins" that are nothing more than potshots at people who enjoyed it. "To people who liked this movie: what's it like living in the Matrix?"

-->'''Jeremy:''' These bombers have shot down literally every other person shooting at them. You know, the guys with actual guns. But they can't manage to hit [[Series/TheWalkingDead2010 Darryl]] (sic) and [[Franchise/TheAvengers Hawkeye]] over here even though they're just standing in plain view.

* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: After [[Film/VForVendetta V's]] little speech, The Narrator adds:
-->''"Also... AntiHero arrives and alliterates annoyingly to authenticate aptitude at alliteration."''

-->'''Jeremy:''' Beakers be bigger below, but best believe Baby Brent's bulbous belly breaks beaker before boarding.

-->'''Jeremy:''' You just saw a forest grow out of one seed, and a bunch of animals board the ark without an announcement. "Impossible" shouldn't be in your vocabulary.

-->'''Nick Fury:''' Locals say the cyclone had a face.
-->'''Maria Hill:''' Well, people see things when they're under stress.
-->'''Jeremy:''' Like a giant green Hulk, or a Norse god who wields a hammer, or a woman in black spandex wielding a glock! I'm just saying with the superheroes and villains that exist, is a weather monster that far out of the box? You need to chill, Hill!

* BigWordShout: Jeremy's not a fan. Any time someone lets one out, Jeremy will sin it by repeating it [[SarcasmMode in deadpan]].
** As the video for ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'' shows, he'll add a sin even if it's not audible.

-->'''Jeremy:''' Christmas movie...

-->"'All bad guys are pervy rapists' cliché."

-->'''Jeremy''': The sad irony... is thick and uncomfortable.

-->'''Jeremy''': Author of the book this film is based on, who is known for vlogging with his brother on Website/YouTube, now finds himself on [=YouTube=] again... being mocked... by us. *{{beat}}* Good God, we're dicks.

-->'''Obi-Wan''': Only imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.\\
'''Jeremy''': Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha <deep breath> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

-->"Anna Kendrick is all of the following things here in this scene: hot, correct, inappropriate, judgmental, selfish, and hot."

-->'''Jeremy''': Despite being an asshole, this Bumper Allen dickhead is right. How the f*ck did the Bellas get into the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP singing stuff that the audience and judges immediately found boring?

-->'''Jeremy''': Gotta side with the asshole bank guy here... why the hell wouldn't Gru steal the shrink ray BEFORE applying for the loan?

-->'''Jeremy''': So Elrond knows that this is a ring of supreme evil. All the evil in the world can be ended by throwing the ring into the fire, but... he lets Isildur go without a fight.

-->'''Jeremy''': Let me get this straight, so after Gandalf knocked Denethor unconscious, ''no one'' decided to get Faramir ''any'' medicine? They didn't just leave him out in the white tree court, did they?

-->'''Jeremy''': Is this guy programmed to be a torture bot? One of the tricks he showed he can do earlier in the film is perfectly imitate someone's voice. He does ''not'' need Sarah to call to John. He could kill Sarah and do it himself. He even does her voice here in a minute!! Buuuut we're buying time for Arnold to save the day, so... (Ding)

* OutrunTheFireball: ''Film/TwoThousandTwelve'' takes this to such ridiculous extremes ''the first time alone'' that he tacks 50 sins onto the count with a few token sins for all the other times.

--> '''Jeremy:''' I kinda feel that the detectives did a shit job in this investigation. He's not wearing gloves or anything. She was his NANNY. His former coworkers all think he is a slutty asshole. How was he never even CONSIDERED as a suspect?! How was there no DNA evidence? I mean, shit, when we saw real-time West Wing lady, she was convinced RACHEL did it.

-->'''Jeremy:''' '''HE''' doesn't even have a name, but DEFINITELY has a penis.

-->'''Jeremy:''' You will find that Superman will waste a lot of time with the ''listen to mes'' and ''you don't understands'' instead of just saying what the problem is.

** The ''Film/ParanormalActivity 4'' video makes note of the UsefulNotes/Xbox360 Kinect being an integral part of the film's progression as well as one moment where a protagonist complains "Fucking Prius!" after almost being hit by one, leading Jeremy to claim that that wasn't the product placement Toyota had asked for.

-->'''Jeremy:''' God damn! This scene... this scene just broke the f*cking sin counter!\\
(Sin counter {{flatline}}s)\\

* ShownTheirWork: Jeremy notes in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' season 1 episode "Skytanic" that the writers actually properly calculated the amount of time that would tick down on a bomb timer, taking in the exact number of seconds that passes between the scenes were the clock is shown, and calculating how much time passes even after the timer starts speeding up four times faster. Jeremy initially adds 20 sins because the show is doing a good job at putting him out of a job, but later deducts 25 sins for admitting defeat to the show for putting so much emphasis on such a minor detail that ultimately didn't have to matter.
* SickeninglySweet: Their InUniverse description of a scene in Film/SpiderMan2: "Diabetics with low sugar have been known to pop this scene in to give their glucose levels a boost."

-->[Teth-Adam busts through the wall]\\

-->'''Willy Wonka:''' Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass.\\

-->'''Jeremy:''' It's at this point in the movie where you start wondering exactly what dose of hallucinogens the writers were using during the script phase, determining it was at least 13% too high.

-->'''Jeremy:''' I don't know how much cocaine was in existence in the late 70's and early 80's, but I DO know that it was all used to make this script happen.

** While he doesn't remove a sin, you can clearly hear Jeremy chuckle at the thought of Beni from ''[[Film/TheMummy1999 The Mummy]]'' having a necklace full of symbols from major world religions just in case some otherworldly being threatened him.

-->'''Jeremy:''' Hahahahahaha. Voice acting. *ding*

* AllThereInTheManual: The creators absolutely despise this trope in movies, and do not [[note]]Except once, in the Dragonball Evolution video, because deal with it[[/note]] ever take the source material into account when counting the sins. In fact, this is used to sin the ''Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug'' twice for the same scene: first for the eagles not taking the group all the way to their destination, and second for not including even one line of dialog to explain why the eagles don't when doing so would be trivial.

** As for ''Film/DragonballEvolution'', each sin was based off on how it deviated/went against the source material of Dragon Ball, making it the only time [=CinemaSins=] did research on a movie.

'''Jeremy''': Okay, Stevie Nicks and the baby oil I understand. But what the hell do you do with the pickles? Hold on, let me google this. <keyboard typing sounds> uh huh... pickles... OH MY GOD. MY EYES. MY EYES.

** [[Main/StableTimeLoop "A paradox of Terminator proportions."]]

-->'''April''' [''to Casey Jones''] I got it on my last trip to Japan. You like it?\\

-->'''Jeremy''': Thandie Newton isn't...my...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

-->'''Jeremy''': Holy sh*t... Eva Green isn't...sssjums jdddkss nerrbbssmm bsssjsjsk...God, I can't talk.

-->'''Jeremy''': There's absolutely nothing I can say here that would be funny, appropriate, or not misconstrued in some way, so let's just acknowledge this cameo was problematic in 2002, and move on, shall we?

** In the video of Film/{{Pitch Perfect}}, the scene where Anna Kendrick is remixing music, a rant follows how dare someone try to be creative by using someone else's work. There are [=CinemaSins=] logos superimposed on the screen.
** In ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'', Jeremy comments that "unlike some idiots on Website/YouTube, I know there's gravity in space." This is a CallBack to the video for ''Film/TheAvengers2012'', in which Jeremy mistakenly claims that there is no gravity in space.

-->'''Jakob Toretto''': Swearing is for song lyrics only, and stubbed toes.\\

--> Today's ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''-style villain will be played by Creator/JohnHurt, who was actually in the movie ''Nineteen Eighty-Four'', which was released in the year... well, I can't remember.

-->'''Jeremy''': Bruce Wayne has the technology to reconstruct a fingerprint from a shattered bullet that went through a brick, so why hasn't he also invented time travel or a woman who has orgasms?

** In Jeremy's review of ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie'', he proclaims Blurr's appearance in the film as the inspiration for a "dickhead nitpicky Website/YouTube channel 26 years later".

** Ditto for {{Series/Lost}} soundtrack whenever there's a beach scene in a stinger.

-->[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} This movie is bad. And it should feel bad.]]

-->'''Jeremy:''' These bombers have shot down literally every other person shooting at them. You know, the guys with actual guns. But they can't manage to hit [[Series/TheWalkingDead Darryl]] (sic) and [[Franchise/TheAvengers Hawkeye]] over here even though they're just standing in plain view.

** Jeremy doesn't seem to be very fond of Music/AceOfBase, as evidenced by their video for Film/PitchPerfect:
-->''"Female A Cappella group actually thought that singing Ace of Base would not end in at least one of their singers vomiting on stage."''

-->'''Jeremy:''' We can't play the song, and in this case I'm happy not to share it. Anyway, starting a movie off with a hit song by Music/RKelly sure felt good back in 1996. But his sins cannot be forgiven.

-->'''Jeremy''': [''depressed''] I already know I'm going to hate this movie.

* WeirdnessCensor: Notes in ''Film/ParanormalActivity2'' how people are ignoring the evidence that something's wrong in the house.
** Special note and spite goes to the {{jerkass}} dad who is especially stubborn with his [[SupernaturalProofFather disbelief in the evidence]] (for example, when his daughter shows him footage of a door closing on its own, the dad bluntly says it was the wind).

--->''(Frollo creepily sniffs Esmerelda's neck.)''\\

[[{{Beat}} ...]]\\

* PowerPerversionPotential: In the TV Sins review of ''Series/SecretInvasion2023'' episode 2, upon learning that Fury is married to a Skrull, Jeremy starts wondering whether it's okay to ask a {{shapeshifter|sDoItForAChange}} spouse to change into other people during sex, or whether she can change the size and shape of her... [[UnusualEuphemism interdimensional portal]], and so on. He eventually realizes this is a pretty distasteful line of thinking to be following, and awards the show 10 sins for [[NeverMyFault making him think of it]].

** ''Film/F9'' gets a trillion sins when Jeremy respects the fact that a modified car is able to go to space and survive for being so dumb.

* {{Hypocrite}}: In their ''Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug'' video, they add a sin for the film including characters who either barely appeared in the book or did not appear at all, despite their standing rule that the source material does not matter. This was after adding a sin for not mentioning why the eagles couldn't take the group to their destination when including a line of dialogue explaining why would be trivial (see: AllThereInTheManual, above).

'''Jeremy:''' [[UsefulNotes/AppleMacintosh They're]] the family [[TakeThat that will eventually lose to the well-regarded "Pentium" clan.]]

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** Sins ''Film/ReadyPlayerOne'' many, many, '''many''' times for the numerous times when using proper disguises would come in handy AFTER the initial point when Parzival was being mobbed by other players by walking around in public without a disguise.

* BlackComedy
** In ''Everything Wrong With Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2'', Jon Bailey of WebVideo/ScreenJunkies' ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' points out that while [[spoiler:Gwen Stacy's]] death may be sad, it also means that 14-year-old kid just got himself an Oxford scholarship. Yay!
** Averted for the word "asshole", which is used gratuitously to refer to characters, and uncensored. One of his catchphrases:
--->[Character] is asshole for [some act / whatever / just existing].

* * InconsistentSpelling: For some reason, in ''Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation'', he constantly spells "Raiden" as "Ra'''y'''den".

* SpellMyNameWithAnS: For some reason, in ''Mortal Kombat: Annihilation'', he constantly spells "Raiden" as "Ra'''y'''den".

** This also happened in ''Film/FuriousSeven'' when Brian and Roman are talking at the funeral.

** From the 2005 version of ''Film/KingKong'':