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''The following is a paid announcement from the TropeCo/TropeCo® Medical Coalition of America.''
Is the natural process of insemination, pregnancy and childbirth too painful, unsanitary or troublesome for the contemporary parent-to-be? Can you and your partner not conceive due to physical impairments or potential defects and diseases that could be passed onto your descendants?
TropeCo/TropeCo®'s doctors are there whenever you need them, and with our new, state of the art {{Uterine Replicator}}s™, humanity has found a way.
The {{Uterine Replicator}}s™ use samples of one or more individuals, [[LegoGenetics isolates aspects of the genomes]] using our state of the art software that ensures full genetic diversity indistinguishable from natural birth. These robotic wombs keep their charges safe in air-tight, bullet-proof glass casings and indestructible super-plastics to ensure elasticity for the unborn to stretch their legs and form into capable, individual people.
But why stop there? If you pay a mere 80% higher, we'll offer you the {{Uterine Replicator}} Essential-Deluxe-Premium™? "What's the difference" you may ask? The {{Uterine Replicator}} Essential-Deluxe-Premium™ not only preserves and propagates the genome, but enhances it too! Why clone yourself to make a normal, boring baby, when you can [[UnusualEuphemism unload yourself into the DNA harvesting funnel]] and [[SuperBreedingProgram create an army of super-strong, super-intelligent super-babies]]!
Call 1-800-FiveFiveFive-TropeCo/{{TROPECO}} and schedule your appointment today!
[-Please review the [[VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn 2034 Clone Provisions and 2048 Raleigh Accords]] before use of the TropeCo/TropeCo® {{Uterine Replicator}}™. Failure to adhere to this may result in a $1,000,000 fine, a lifetime imprisonment and the confiscation and incineration of all biological material involved in the use of the TropeCo/TropeCo® {{Uterine Replicator}}™-]
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''The following is a paid announcement from the TropeCo/TropeCo® Medical Coalition of America.''
Is the natural process of insemination, pregnancy and childbirth too painful, unsanitary or troublesome for the contemporary parent-to-be? Can you and your partner not conceive due to physical impairments or potential defects and diseases that could be passed onto your descendants?
TropeCo/TropeCo®'s doctors are there whenever you need them, and with our new, state of the art {{Uterine Replicator}}s™, humanity has found a way.
The {{Uterine Replicator}}s™ use samples of one or more individuals, [[LegoGenetics isolates aspects of the genomes]] using our state of the art software that ensures full genetic diversity indistinguishable from natural birth. These robotic wombs keep their charges safe in air-tight, bullet-proof glass casings and indestructible super-plastics to ensure elasticity for the unborn to stretch their legs and form into capable, individual people.
But why stop there? If you pay a mere 80% higher, we'll offer you the {{Uterine Replicator}} Essential-Deluxe-Premium™? "What's the difference" you may ask? The {{Uterine Replicator}} Essential-Deluxe-Premium™ not only preserves and propagates the genome, but enhances it too! Why clone yourself to make a normal, boring baby, when you can [[UnusualEuphemism unload yourself into the DNA harvesting funnel]] and [[SuperBreedingProgram create an army of super-strong, super-intelligent super-babies]]!
Call 1-800-FiveFiveFive-TropeCo/{{TROPECO}} and schedule your appointment today!
[-Please review the [[VideoGame/HorizonZeroDawn 2034 Clone Provisions and 2048 Raleigh Accords]] before use of the TropeCo/TropeCo® {{Uterine Replicator}}™. Failure to adhere to this may result in a $1,000,000 fine, a lifetime imprisonment and the confiscation and incineration of all biological material involved in the use of the TropeCo/TropeCo® {{Uterine Replicator}}™-]
