History SelfDemonstrating / FunetikAksent

* In tha Inglish lawngwidj tranzlayshunz uf tha ''{{Hellsing}}'' mawnga, Fawthr Anderson haz zuch a bruwj thawt yoow hav to gow bawk and reyd hiz liynz muwltapl tiymz toow figyur awt wat he seyd.

* Tha aridjinal nawvl uv ''ForrestGump'' (wich iz awlow funeyr then [[TheFilmOfTheBook Tha Flm Uv Tha Buk]], btw) iz ritin in Forrest's Suthrn diyalekt.

* Creator/HPLovecraft luvd toow doow this; mowst nowtabley in ''Literature/TheDunwichHorror'' and ''The Shadow over Innsmouth''.

* Tha Grand Hiy Wich in ''TheWitches'' hawd a simlr aksent, buwt it waz sapowzd toow bey Nowrwegin.

* Vaska Denisov in ''[[WarAndPeace War And Peys]]'' iz sed to swalow hiz R'z wen tawking, wich tha tranzlaytrz desidid toow replikayt by puting "gh" in frunt uv any R'z in any wurdz he sez. It tayks sum geting yoozd toow.

* Thow menshund wons as an asiyd - ''[[{{Redwall}} Redwal]]'' deyservz an entrey uv theyr own. Tha miys, atrz, etc. tend toow speyk normawley. Howevr, Rats hav a sowrt uv browkn kokney/piyrt speyk, tha Shrewz seym toow lisp, and Mowlz? Tha mowl speych iz kawnsidrd awlmost inkomprehensbl.

* ''[[ComicBook/CerebusTheAardvark Serabuys Tha Ayrdvark]]'' waz tha ''mastr'' uv this, with evreything frum [[MarxBrothers Chikow Mwarks]]'z fayk Atalyion aksent to Serabus'z kowld toow Creator/AlanMoore'z Britishizmz. This trowpr fawnd himself bafld untel hey red evreything alawd, wayrapown it mayd saprizingley instint sens.

* Az indakaytd by tha kwoht, the yur-eksampl myt bee MarkTwain's reejownal dyalekts.

* ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' renrz sum kariktrz' aksents this way: Surma'z [[BritishAccents Yowrkshr Aksent]], Zimmy'z (prazumabley) Birmingham aksent, and Red'z kompleetley fikshunal aksent. Awn thee uthr hand, thee main kariktrz avrt this: Antimony haz a sliyt Yowrkshr Aksent and Kat haz a sliyt Skowtish aksent, but wey ownley know this beykuz [[WordOfGod Wurd Uv Gawd]] sez sow.

* Julius, kommandant of Das Primate Patrol in [[TheDCU Tha DKU]], a gowrilaw with, uhm, fashist leyningz, speyks with an aytipakawley funetik Jirmin aksent. "I'm gonna ''krush'' you all, ''grint'' you inda ''dusd!'' "I'm an ''aybe''. Dad's how I ''rdoll''."

* A butlowd ain ''[[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} Eks-Mun]]'', suwch az Gambit nd Rogue, kurtsey uv Chris Claremont.

* This wuz wuhns veree kahmon in [[NewspaperComics Noozpayprkahmiks]]. ''LilAbner'', ''ComicStrip/TheKatzenjammerKids'', ''ComicStrip/KrazyKat'', and ''ComicStrip/{{Pogo}}'' awr sum uv tha best nown eksamplz (indeyd, ''The Katzenjammer Kids'' reymayns tha arktiypl eksampl uv a bawd, browkin Jermin aksent in tha Inglish-speyking wurld, and kowmparasunz tuw it awr mayd biy thows hoow hav nevr seyn tha owridganl). Az tiym went awn and diyalekt hyoomr fel aywt uv fayvr, mowst maynstreym kawmiks hawv stuk toow prowpr Inglish.

* This wuz wuhns veree kahmon in [[NewspaperComics Noozpayprkahmiks]]. ''LilAbner'', ''ComicStrip/TheKatzenjammerKids'', ''KrazyKat'', and ''ComicStrip/{{Pogo}}'' awr sum uv tha best nown eksamplz (indeyd, ''The Katzenjammer Kids'' reymayns tha arktiypl eksampl uv a bawd, browkin Jermin aksent in tha Inglish-speyking wurld, and kowmparasunz tuw it awr mayd biy thows hoow hav nevr seyn tha owridganl). Az tiym went awn and diyalekt hyoomr fel aywt uv fayvr, mowst maynstreym kawmiks hawv stuk toow prowpr Inglish.

* Stetsun [=MikLee=] duz thiss in [[DarwinsSoldiers Darwinz Souljurs]] storee ''Neecheez Souljurs 2''.

* Down a lawt in DorothyLSayers's nawvlz.

* DonRosa's ''The Life and Times of Scrooge [=McDuck=]'' haz Scrooge'z famley, Scrooge himself inkloodidd, speyking in Skawtish aksents. Bowth Scrooge and hiz sistrz drawp therr aksents aftr moowving toow Awmerika.

* This iz tha howl poynt uv Duwch kowmik sereyz ''ComicStrip/HaagseHarry'', weyr eneything and evreything speyks funetikley transzkribd Duwch with a vayrey strowng Tha Hayg aksent. And yes, it tendz toow bey inkowmprahensibl unles red awt lowd.

->''In this book a number of dialects are used, to wit: the Missouri negro dialect; the extremest form of the backwoods Southwestern dialect; the ordnary "Pike County" dialect; and four modified varieties of this last. The shadings have not been done in a haphazard fashion, or by guesswork; but painstakingly, and with the trustworthy guidance and support of personal familiarity with these several forms of speech.''

* Awvertd in Warren Ellis' run uv ''[[TheAuthority They Awthowratey]]'' wayr Britsh, Tbetn, Amayrakawn, and Duwch kariktrz hav ther diyalowg ritn in stawndrd Inglish...eksept wen Jenny Sparks reypeyts sumthing tha Dawktr sez toow teyz him fer hiz Duwch aksent..

-->Mark Twain, ''The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn''

* Yoozd ekstensivley in ''[[{{Preacher}} Preychr.]]'' Maynley fer tha Teksan/Suthrn aksents mowst uv tha kast powzesiz, but awlsow a thik Iyrish wown fer Cassidy, awnd tha jibrish uv tha fashuley maymnd Arseface, wich sumhaw kumz awt ''awktyuley reydawbl'' if yoow sawnd it awt.
* ''[[CerebusTheAardvark Serabuys Tha Ayrdvark]]'' waz tha ''mastr'' uv this, with evreything frum [[MarxBrothers Chikow Mwarks]]'z fayk Atalyion aksent to Serabus'z kowld toow Creator/AlanMoore'z Britishizmz. This trowpr fawnd himself bafld untel hey red evreything alawd, wayrapown it mayd saprizingley instint sens.

* May akownt fer Ultimecia's bizwr "Kursed [=SeeDs=]! You will not stop me from achieving Time Kompression!" speych patrnz in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''. May bey a sumwat doowbeyas way uv mayking hr sownd [[{{Lzherusskie}} "Rushin"]]. Owr may bey just [[XtremeKoolLetterz EkstreymKoolLetrz]].

* ''[[CerebusTheAardvark Serabuys Tha Ayrdvark]]'' waz tha ''mastr'' uv this, with evreything frum [[MarxBrothers Chikow Mwarks]]'z fayk Atalyion aksent to Serabus'z kowld toow AlanMoore'z Britishizmz. This trowpr fawnd himself bafld untel hey red evreything alawd, wayrapown it mayd saprizingley instint sens.

* In ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto Grawnd Theft Awtow IV]]'', wun kariktr speyks Rawstifariyan Inglish, and awnuthr Jamaykin Patois. Theyr neyrley uninteligabl despiyt teknikley speyking that saym langwidj. Theyr diyalawg iz rendrd funetikley in tha subtiytlz toow, rendering them awlmowst yooslis fer desifering them.

* Fleur Delacour in ''HarryPotter''. Awlsow Hagrid.

* In tha komik vershun uv ''[[VForVendetta V Fowr Vendeda]]'', a kariktr with an abserdley thik Iyrish aksent showz up. Creator/AlanMoore rendrz tha aksent funetikally, doowing such a gud jowb that hiz ''printed speeych bublz'' awr just az inkowmprahensabl az heyring him speyk wuk hav bin. [[CapnAndy This edatr]] waz nawt awmyoozd at having toow reyd evreything tha kariktr sed fiyv tiyms and then sawnd it awt toow figyur awt, and waz evn les amyuzd wen hey beykaym krushul toow tha plawt awt uv nowwayr. Theyz dayz Iy just ignowr evreything hey sez and figyur it awt throow evreywon elsiz responsiz toow him.

* This iz tha howl poynt uv Duwch kowmik sereyz ''HaagseHarry'', weyr eneything and evreything speyks funetikley transzkribd Duwch with a vayrey strowng Tha Hayg aksent. And yes, it tendz toow bey inkowmprahensibl unles red awt lowd.

* In ''[[{{Misfile}} Misfiyl]]'' garaj ownr Harry haz tha mowst apawling Kokney/Welsh fyushun aksent that haz evr bin this edawtowr'z [[FateWorseThanDeath misfowrchun toow reyd]]. Thankfuley hiz apeyrensez awr rayr.

* ''TheirEyesWereWatchingGod'' gets a lot eyzeyr toow reyd wowns yoow reyliyz thet tha diyawlekt iz mowstley funetik with les then dazling gramr.

* This wuz wuhns veree kahmon in [[NewspaperComics Noozpayprkahmiks]]. ''LilAbner'', ''TheKatzenjammerKids'', ''KrazyKat'', and ''ComicStrip/{{Pogo}}'' awr sum uv tha best nown eksamplz (indeyd, ''The Katzenjammer Kids'' reymayns tha arktiypl eksampl uv a bawd, browkin Jermin aksent in tha Inglish-speyking wurld, and kowmparasunz tuw it awr mayd biy thows hoow hav nevr seyn tha owridganl). Az tiym went awn and diyalekt hyoomr fel aywt uv fayvr, mowst maynstreym kawmiks hawv stuk toow prowpr Inglish.

* A butlowd ain ''[[{{X-Men}} Eks-Mun]]'', suwch az Gambit nd Rogue, kurtsey uv Chris Claremont.