History Recap / StrongBadEmailE67Autobiography

-->'''The King of Town''': ''(jogging '''''extremely''''' slowly)'' Keep movin'! Work off the weight! This is a new beginning for the K.O.T.! Oof!
-->'''Coach Z''': This is a dark day for track and field.

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->'''Strong Bad:''' So, you get the picture. I mean it's gonna be great. People will listen to it when they go on road trips. Maybe play it on their Walkman when they go jogging in the park. I mean, I bet it'll make people wanna run faster because of how good it is. That thing could double as one of those weight-loss tapes.

** At the end of the email, Strong Bad tries to cue the Paper to come down, and mutters "Where's the d--?", only to be interrupted as the Paper finally appears.

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->'''Strong Bad:''' Okay, take it away, The Paper! (''mimics The Paper's "preeeowww" noise. nothing happens'') Come on. (''mimics the noise again. nothing happens'') What's the d—?
->(''The Paper suddenly and abruptly comes down'')
->'''Strong Bad:''' Oh. Musta been a paper jam.

'''Strong Bad:''' Oh. Musta been a paper jam.

->'''Strong Bad:''' (''as the opening to a Creator/{{PBS}} program'') This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat (''a version of the Public Broadcasting Corporation logo resembling The Cheat appears, captioned "The Cheat since 1983"}, and the support of Viewers Like You. ''(the caption "Viewers Like You" appears)''

->'''Strong Bad:''' (''as the opening to a Creator/{{PBS}} program'') This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat (''a version of the Public Broadcasting Corporation logo resembling The Cheat appears, captioned "The Cheat since 1983"}, and the support of Viewers Like You. (''the caption "Viewers Like You" appears'')

->'''Strong Bad:''' (''as the opening to a Creator/PBS program'') This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat (''a version of the Public Broadcasting Corporation logo resembling The Cheat appears, captioned "The Cheat since 1983"}, and the support of Viewers Like You. (''the caption "Viewers Like You" appears'')

->'''Strong Bad:''' Wait a minute... lemme check something... (''runs a spellcheck,gets "0 spelling errors found!"'') No way! No mispellings, a good idea, made fun of Strong Sad... Don't get me wrong, Dan, I mean, I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email!

Strong Bad informs Dan ("you big, dumb moron") that he's already working on his memoirs, a books-on-tape series called ''Words I Probably Said''. Strong Bad even lets the viewers listen in on a few snippets:

->'''Strong Bad:''' So, you get the picture. I mean it's gonna be great. People will listen to it when they go on road trips. Maybe play it on their Walkman when they go jogging in the park. I mean, I bet it'll make people wanna run faster because of how good it is. That thing could double as one of those weight-loss tapes. Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Preeeeeeeeowwwww... Come on. Preeeeeeowwwwweeee... What's the d—?\\
(''The Paper hastily comes down'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, must've been a paper jam.

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-->'''The King of Town''': ''(jogging '''''extremely''''' slowly)'' Keep movin'! Work off the weight! This is a new beginning for the KoT! Oof!

* One of the Cheat's get-rich-quick schemes, which was brilliant enough to make Strong Bad laugh until "Milk and cookies shot out of my nose!"

** During Strong Bad's basketball anecdote on "Words I Probably Said", he recalls how "The Deke" "accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a--" before real-time Strong Bad decides to skip that part.

* GirlfriendInCanada: The "very, very special lady" with "skinny blonde hair" who "had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on."

* SprayingDrinkFromNose: Apparently Strong Bad laughed so hard when he heard about the Cheat's scheme "Milk and cookies shout out of my nose!"
* UnreliableNarrator: Strong Bad's autobiography is full of dubious stories. The title, "Words I ''Probably'' Said", is [[LampshadeHanging something of a giveaway]].

-->'''Strong Bad:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from the Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
* ZanyScheme: The Cheat apparently had one that involved adding extra zeroes to a one-dollar bill to make it a thousand-dollar bill. Strong Bad claims that it actually worked.

* ZanyScheme: The Cheat apparently had one that involved adding extra zeroes to a one-dollar bill to make it a thousand-dollar bill. Strong Bad claims that it actually worked.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Wait a minute... lemme check something... (''runs a spellcheck,gets "0 spelling errors found!"'') No way! No mispellings, a good idea, made fun of Strong Sad... Don't get me wrong, Dan, I mean, I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email!

-->'''Strong Bad:''' So, you get the picture. I mean it's gonna be great. People will listen to it when they go on road trips. Maybe play it on their Walkman when they go jogging in the park. I mean, I bet it'll make people wanna run faster because of how good it is. That thing could double as one of those weight-loss tapes. Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Preeeeeeeeowwwww... Come on. Preeeeeeowwwwweeee... What's the d—?\\

* BlatantLies: Strong Bad's autobiography is full of these. The title, "Words I ''Probably'' Said", is [[LampshadeHanging something of a giveaway]].
* CurseCutShort: During Strong Bad's basketball anecdote on "Words I Probably Said", he recalls how "The Deke" "accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a--" before real-time Strong Bad decides to skip that part.

* ObligatoryJoke: Even though Strong Bad praises Dan for writing "a solid e-mail", he still throws in a half-hearted insult: "Well, Dan, you big, dumb moron..."

* SprayingDrinkFromTheNose: Apparently Strong Bad laughed so hard when he heard about the Cheat's scheme "Milk and cookies shout out of my nose!"

* SpitTake: Apparently Strong Bad laughed so hard when he heard about the Cheat's scheme "Milk and cookies shout out of my nose!"

* SpitTake: Apparently Strong Bad laughed so hard when he heard about The Cheat's scheme "Milk and cookies shout out of my nose!"

-->'''Strong Bad:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.

* SpitTake: Apparently Strong Bad laughed so hard when he heard about the Cheat's scheme "Milk and cookies shout out of my nose!"

Dan from PA asks Strong Bad if he will write an autobiography on his life.