History Radio / TrueCapitalist

Herein lies the problem (at least for him, anyway) and [[HilarityEnsues the general appeal of the show]]. Listeners have noticed that he has a [[HairTriggerTemper short temper]] when it comes to certain topics (check that, he has a short temper towards ''a lot'' of topics), and as such, he is very easy to [[{{Troll}} troll]]. Much to his dismay, this makes the show [[SlidingScaleOfSillinessVersusSeriousness start off serious but then quickly go off course more and more towards the end of the show]], where the [[AudienceParticipation Radio Graffiti]] segment (rapid-fire calls with no real topic) pretty much turns into a [[InternetJerk punching match]] between him and the people who persistently try to test his patience (often successfully). This has lead to [[Characters/TrueCapitalist a large rogues gallery of trolls and characters]] that call him up and interact with him in various entertaining ways. Also not to be missed is the Twitter Shout-Outs, where Ghost reads off a list of Twitter users who have retweeted his broadcast that day, with trolls feeding him usernames that range from [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously obscene]] to [[StealthInsult subtly derogatory toward Ghost]], often with a delayed reaction of fury or disgust when Ghost realizes what he just read out loud.

** He accuses liberals of using LogicalFallacies to win arguments, even though he himself frequently resorts to [[AdHominem name-calling]] and [[StrawmanFallacy strawmanning]] when debating with people he disagrees with. This is especially noticeable whenever he's talking about Stephen Hawking, who Ghost claims isn't a valid scientific authority because he's physically deformed.

** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongies]] and [[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine Tankies]] similarly to Touhou fans have trolled Ghost for since late 2011-early 2012, but never gained much of a spotlight and where just considered annoying by most listeners and Ghost himself.

Meet John Conquest, a.k.a. Thomas Albin, a.k.a. [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Ghostler]], AKA [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Ghost,]] [[AuthorityInNameOnly King of the Mexicans]] [[PaedoHunt and ten year old boy ass,]] a [[AggressiveCategorism racist,]] tiger shrimp-eating, [[CampGay flamboyant,]] [[FatBastard morbidly obese,]] [[EvilCripple wheelchair-bound]], diaper-wearing, baseball-loving, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood butter-guzzling,]] {{shapeshifting}}, [[BaldOfEvil bald,]] [[FalseTeethTomfoolery toothless,]] [[CanadaEh Canadian]] [[InformedJudaism Jewish]]-Islamic autistic [[LizardFolk lizard]] {{trans|gender}}sexual [[DepravedDwarf midget]] [[HollywoodSatanism Satanist]], [[ObstructiveBureaucrat bureaucratic]], [[DraftDodging draft-dodging]] [[DirtyCommunists communist]] San Hambonian [[TheGrinch Grinch]] who [[DomesticAbuse abuses his family]], [[RainDance summons rainstorms to flood Texas]], rips off Alex Jones, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking works at a drive-thru window, proclaims his love of]] ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and anime,]] and takes advantage of the welfare system all the while [[HoYay having torrid affairs with Herman Cain, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, George Soros]], and [[BestialityIsDepraved his dog Templeton]], and pining after UsefulNotes/SarahPalin and UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton. Also, in his personal opinion, Creator/HowardStern is a good piece of ass.

** Ghost misheard Tri$ha saying "what do you have against the [[{{Transgender}} third gender]]" as "surf dinner", to which he replied "I ''like'' Surf 'n' Turf, what the hell you talking about?"

Meet John Conquest, a.k.a. Thomas Albin, a.k.a. [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Ghostler]], AKA [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Ghost,]] [[AuthorityInNameOnly King of the Mexicans]] [[PaedoHunt and ten year old boy ass,]] a [[AggressiveCategorism racist,]] tiger shrimp-eating, [[CampGay flamboyant,]] [[FatBastard morbidly obese,]] [[EvilCripple wheelchair-bound]], diaper-wearing, baseball-loving, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood butter-guzzling,]] {{shapeshifting}}, [[BaldOfEvil bald,]] [[FalseTeethTomfoolery toothless,]] [[CanadaEh Canadian]] [[InformedJudaism Jewish]]-Islamic autistic [[TheReptilians lizard]] {{trans|gender}}sexual [[DepravedDwarf midget]] [[HollywoodSatanism Satanist]], [[ObstructiveBureaucrat bureaucratic]], [[DraftDodging draft-dodging]] [[DirtyCommunists communist]] San Hambonian [[TheGrinch Grinch]] who [[DomesticAbuse abuses his family]], [[RainDance summons rainstorms to flood Texas]], rips off Alex Jones, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking works at a drive-thru window, proclaims his love of]] ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and anime,]] and takes advantage of the welfare system all the while [[HoYay having torrid affairs with Herman Cain, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, George Soros]], and [[BestialityIsDepraved his dog Templeton]], and pining after UsefulNotes/SarahPalin and UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton. Also, in his personal opinion, Creator/HowardStern is a good piece of ass.

** [[VideoGame/TouhouProject Touhou]] fans have trolled Ghost as far back as summer 2011, but they never gained as much prominence in the show as Bronies and general Anime fandoms, but haven't exactly fallen to obscurity on the show either and have gained more attention from Ghost and the community than the other fandoms listed here.

** Ghost has misinterpreted the word "VideoGame/{{Touhou}}" as "[[BlindIdiotTranslation toe hoe]]" on several occasions, causing him to rant that the fandom is made up of "sick foot fetish freaks".

Herein lies the problem (at least for him, anyway) and [[HilarityEnsues the general appeal of the show]]. Listeners have noticed that he has a [[HairTriggerTemper short temper]] when it comes to certain topics (check that, he has a short temper towards ''a lot'' of topics), and as such, he is very easy to [[{{Troll}} troll]]. Much to his dismay, this makes the show [[SlidingScaleOfSillinessVersusSeriousness start off serious but then quickly go off course more and more towards the end of the show]], where the [[AudienceParticipation Radio Graffiti]] segment (rapid-fire calls with no real topic) pretty much turns into a [[InternetToughGuy punching match]] between him and the people who persistently try to test his patience (often successfully). This has lead to [[Characters/TrueCapitalist a large rogues gallery of trolls and characters]] that call him up and interact with him in various entertaining ways. Also not to be missed is the Twitter Shout-Outs, where Ghost reads off a list of Twitter users who have retweeted his broadcast that day, with trolls feeding him usernames that range from [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously obscene]] to [[StealthInsult subtly derogatory toward Ghost]], often with a delayed reaction of fury or disgust when Ghost realizes what he just read out loud.

* InternetToughGuy: "YOU'RE LUCKY WE'RE NOT IN A GODDAMN BARROOM BECAUSE I'D BEAT THE LIVING BAJEZUS OUT'A YOU!"

Ghost is actually a Texan pundit who broadcasted ''True Capitalist Radio'' on blogtalkradio.com and ghost.report. He is an ardent capitalist (at least he [[YouKeepUsingThatWord calls himself one on every possible occasion]]; True Materialist Radio might be a more appropriate name for the program), and his show goes through the usual topics, starting with the markets, then on to coverage of then-ongoing political headlines. And like all good political talk shows, he also frequently takes calls from listeners.

** The fifteenth was on February 16th, 2012 after two "[[VerbalTic trans]]-[[YouKeepUsingThatWord testicles]]" "fought" over him, not long after he went into a massive rage over a [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Herbert the Pervert]] call.

* SpinOff: In a way; both Goofy_Bone (most infamously), and Asho, also had their own shows on [=BlogTalkRadio=]. The usual trolls started targeting Goofy_Bone's show too. Despite trying to defend himself, he ended up caving in and doing his own version of Radio Graffiti. This continued over a slight hiatus Ghost had, but when he was alerted to this, he, predictably, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgrmf3JlsM4 called Goofy out and went off about it]], as usual. He dubbed it a "poor man's Mexican version" and a "[[YouKeepUsingThatWord bean and cheese]]" version of his own show. Then in response, [[AppropriatedAppelation Goofy re-named it Bean and Cheese Graffiti]].

* VerbalTic / YouKeepUsingThatWord:

* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: The NCF (or someone claiming to be a member, at least) suddenly hacking Ghost and making him quit True Capitalist Radio on May 23rd, 2012.

** According to Ghost he hates Canada because [[TooSoon they booed the national anthem a few days after 9/11]].

* DudeNotFunny: InUniverse example. People usually bombard Twitter (and when he had it, the chatroom) with names with the sole purpose of setting Ghost off.

* TooSoon: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] often.
** He'll freak out if ''anyone'' tries to make humor around an unfortunate event, ''especially'' if it involves the death of a major figure, or it happened in Texas (i.e. the constant Texas Fire jokes)
** On the day of the SOPA/PIPA protest, one caller made a splice to make it sound like Ghost supports it (even though he's been vocally anti-SOPA). Even the people in the chatroom called it too soon.
** He even reacted like this to a username that made fun of the Titanic. Yes, the same Titanic the sunk in 1912.

** Ghost often gets song titles or genres wrong after hearing remixes. He's referred to Brodyquest as both "[[Film/BeverlyHillsCop Axel F]]" and the theme to Film/{{Footloose}}, the Dr. Mario theme as "circus music", "Entrance of the Gladiators" (a song which ''is'' often circus music) as "hoedown music", both the [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Driftveil City theme]] and "She Blinded Me With Science" as "that weird science song", a remix of [[VideoGame/MegaMan3 Spark Man's]] theme as VideoGame/{{Contra}}, The UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube boot remix as [[Music/MichaelJackson Wanna Be Startin' Somethin']], [[Film/DawnOfTheDead1978 "The Gonk"]] as "music from TheRoaringTwenties", [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be Our Guest"]] as poetry, and [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime The Song of Storms]] as a song from Yoshi (this one made [=DarkRazorZ=] rage).

All the noteworthy Radio Graffiti and Twitter Shout-Out segments are available on Website/YouTube, typically trimmed of the less funny calls; [[https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkRazorZ DarkRazorZ's channel]] features episodes from 2008 all the way to the show's initial cancellation in 2012, [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Elfoxoloco Elfoxoloco's channel]] features episodes from the show's return in 2016 up to Ghost's hiatus in mid-2017, and [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvV2tHKrMG4CUu4Kkmx1igQ Lightning Note]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvRufi_YODfgIsGjtaVH0oA InsaneEnergy's]] channels feature episodes following Ghost's return in late 2017. If you're an actual capitalist looking to learn something from him, you might want to [[http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost listen to the full episodes on blogtalkradio's archives]]. Originally, to keep up to date on what Ghost was up to, people would follow him on Twitter. Prior to him being suspended, his first twitter was @ghostpolitics. Following its suspension, he tweeted from @gh0stp0litics, before that too was suspended. Prior to June 2017, his twitter was @politicsghost, however he was suspended again in June of 2017 for unknown reasons. His social media of choice for a while was the Twitter alternative gab.ai, where you could find him under @Politicsghost, however following some drama and the doxing of a former Inner Circle member, Ghost has been banned from the site and his old account name has been occupied by a troll. Ghost utilized the Website/YouTube channel [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ghostpolitics GhostPolitics]] , his backup channel [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKvRYsdGJbKIfZIk9694v0A Ghost Politics]], and [[https://ghost.report/ ghost.report]] until he was prevented from streaming on Website/YouTube. He currently streams on Vaughn Live at [[https://vaughn.live/ghostpolitics1 GhostPolitics1]].

* Ghost will rage to the point of losing his voice if anyone so much as suggests that Texas sucks. Of course, he has no problem ripping on other states...especially California and Oklahoma.

Meet John Conquest, a.k.a. Thomas Albin, a.k.a. [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Ghostler]], AKA [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Ghost,]] [[AuthorityInNameOnly King of the Mexicans]] [[PaedoHunt and ten year old boy ass,]] a [[AggressiveCategorism racist,]] tiger shrimp-eating, [[CampGay flamboyant,]] [[FatBastard morbidly obese,]] [[EvilCripple wheelchair-bound]], diaper-wearing, baseball-loving, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood butter-guzzling,]] {{shapeshifting}}, [[BaldOfEvil bald,]] [[FalseTeethTomfoolery toothless,]] [[CanadaEh Canadian]] [[InformedJudaism Jewish]]-Islamic autistic [[TheReptilians lizard]] {{Trans|gender}}sexual [[DepravedDwarf midget]] [[HollywoodSatanism Satanist]], [[ObstructiveBureaucrat bureaucratic]], [[DraftDodging draft-dodging]] [[DirtyCommunists communist]] San Hambonian [[TheGrinch Grinch]] who [[DomesticAbuse abuses his family]], [[RainDance summons rainstorms to flood Texas]], rips off Alex Jones, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking works at a drive-thru window, proclaims his love of]] ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and anime,]] and takes advantage of the welfare system all the while [[HoYay having torrid affairs with Herman Cain, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, George Soros]], and [[BestialityIsDepraved his dog Templeton]], and pining after UsefulNotes/SarahPalin and UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton. Also, in his personal opinion, Creator/HowardStern is a good piece of ass.

** While he shows disgust towards the "trans-testicles" who call in, he does usually use their preferred pronouns when referring to them and has a much higher opinion of them than homosexuals and lesbians whom he views as [[AllGaysArePromiscuous being overtly promiscuous]]. Ghost has stated that his positive opinion of Transgender people is based on him having talked to a lot of them and believing that they want to just live out a normal life and marry a heterosexual male, instead of [[UnfortunateImplications lowering themselves into promiscuous activity like homosexuals]].

** "[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] you Texas, and FUCK your Lone Star Beer..." [[MostAnnoyingSound COULD YOU SHOVE THAT SONG UP YOUR ASS?!]]

** In the November 1 Radio Graffiti segment, a caller, impersonating Twilight Sparkle from WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic says "suck my flank" to imitate the "Suck my dick" guy. Ghost mishears it and says "Are you kidding me?! Suck my BLANK?!"

* GodwinsLaw: Ghost is relatively tame about using this compared to [[Radio/GlennBeck some other [[Radio/RushLimbaugh right-wing]] radio hosts, but he still invokes it from time to time.

All the noteworthy Radio Graffiti and Twitter Shout-Out segments are available on Website/YouTube, typically trimmed of the less funny calls; [[https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkRazorZ DarkRazorZ's channel]] features episodes from 2008 all the way to the show's initial cancellation in 2012, [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Elfoxoloco Elfoxoloco's channel]] features episodes from the show's return in 2016 up to Ghost's hiatus in mid-2017, and [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvV2tHKrMG4CUu4Kkmx1igQ Lightning Note]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvRufi_YODfgIsGjtaVH0oA InsaneEnergy's]] channels feature episodes following Ghost's return in late 2017. If you're an actual capitalist looking to learn something from him, you might want to [[http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost listen to the full episodes on blogtalkradio's archives]]. Originally, to keep up to date on what Ghost was up to, people would follow him on Twitter. Prior to him being suspended, his first twitter was @ghostpolitics. Following its suspension, he tweeted from @gh0stp0litics, before that too was suspended. Prior to June 2017, his twitter was @politicsghost, however he was suspended again in June of 2017 for unknown reasons. His social media of choice for a while was the Twitter alternative gab.ai, where you could find him under @Politicsghost, however following some drama and the doxing of a former Inner Circle member, Ghost has been banned from the site and his old account name has been occupied by a troll. Ghost utilized the Website/YouTube channel [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ghostpolitics GhostPolitics]] , his backup channel [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKvRYsdGJbKIfZIk9694v0A Ghost Politics]], and [[https://ghost.report/ ghost.report]] until he was prevented from streaming on YouTube. He currently streams on Vaughn Live at [[https://vaughn.live/ghostpolitics1 GhostPolitics1]].

All the noteworthy Radio Graffiti and Twitter Shout-Out segments are available on Website/YouTube, typically trimmed of the less funny calls; [[https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkRazorZ DarkRazorZ's channel]] features episodes from 2008 all the way to the show's initial cancellation in 2012, [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Elfoxoloco Elfoxoloco's channel]] features episodes from the show's return in 2016 up to Ghost's hiatus in mid-2017, and [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvV2tHKrMG4CUu4Kkmx1igQ Lightning Note]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvRufi_YODfgIsGjtaVH0oA InsaneEnergy's]] channels feature episodes following Ghost's return in late 2017. If you're an actual capitalist looking to learn something from him, you might want to [[http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost listen to the full episodes on blogtalkradio's archives]]. Originally, to keep up to date on what Ghost was up to, people would follow him on Twitter. Prior to him being suspended, his first twitter was @ghostpolitics. Following its suspension, he tweeted from @gh0stp0litics, before that too was suspended. Prior to June 2017, his twitter was @politicsghost, however he was suspended again in June of 2017 for unknown reasons. His social media of choice for a while was the Twitter alternative gab.ai, where you could find him under @Politicsghost, however following some drama and the doxing of a former Inner Circle member, Ghost has been banned from the site and his old account name has been occupied by a troll. Currently, Ghost utilizes the Website/YouTube channel [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ghostpolitics GhostPolitics]] , his backup channel [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKvRYsdGJbKIfZIk9694v0A Ghost Politics]], and [[https://ghost.report/ ghost.report]].

** This was also subverted at least three times: The first known occasion was on May 18, 2011, when Ghost was doing a news story and when he was doing calls and the feed unexpectedly died around 160 minutes into the show. It then played the outro a few seconds later. The second time was on January 27th, 2012's Radio Graffiti segment; someone played a clip of himself allegedly playing a Ghost clip at Radio/HowardStern, right at the end of the show. While in reality, he got cut off by [=BlogTalkRadio=] suddenly removing the functionality that let his show overrun, the amount of reaction you heard from him before he got cut off was probably enough to leave you believing that he was having a mega-rage and just decided to cut himself off because he didn't want to go on after that. The third instance was on April 17th, 2012's episode during Radio Graffiti when the microphone died ''twice'' during the segment. The first time it was after the sixth caller, then it died again for the rest of the show fifteen minutes after Radio Graffiti started. He also faked it twice in December only for the Engineer to hijack the show until his return.

* SitcomArchNemesis: The Internet Buttstalker, Tzeki, Alex Jones, Radio/HowardStern, [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior Asho]], the Ghetto Capitalist, [=DarkRazorZ=], Equestrian Citizen, Tri$ha, [=NavyHuskie=], [=Coodoo17=], the African Booty Scratcher, and many more.

** He gave an indirect one to Radio/HowardStern on July 6, 2011's episode. Instead of doing the normal chatroom shout-outs, he pretty much called Howard Stern out.

Meet John Conquest, a.k.a. Thomas Albin, a.k.a. [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Ghostler]], AKA [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Ghost,]] [[AuthorityInNameOnly King of the Mexicans]] [[PaedoHunt and ten year old boy ass,]] a [[AggressiveCategorism racist,]] tiger shrimp-eating, [[CampGay flamboyant,]] [[FatBastard morbidly obese,]] [[EvilCripple wheelchair-bound]], diaper-wearing, baseball-loving, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood butter-guzzling,]] {{shapeshifting}}, [[BaldOfEvil bald,]] [[FalseTeethTomfoolery toothless,]] [[CanadaEh Canadian]] [[InformedJudaism Jewish]]-Islamic autistic [[TheReptilians lizard]] {{Trans|gender}}sexual [[DepravedDwarf midget]] [[HollywoodSatanism Satanist]], [[ObstructiveBureaucrat bureaucratic]], [[DraftDodging draft-dodging]] [[DirtyCommunists communist]] San Hambonian [[TheGrinch Grinch]] who [[DomesticAbuse abuses his family]], [[RainDance summons rainstorms to flood Texas]], rips off Alex Jones, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking works at a drive-thru window, proclaims his love of]] ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and anime,]] and takes advantage of the welfare system all the while [[HoYay having torrid affairs with Herman Cain, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, George Soros]], and [[BestialityIsDepraved his dog Templeton]], and pining after UsefulNotes/SarahPalin and UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton. Also, in his personal opinion, Radio/HowardStern is a good piece of ass.

Meet John Conquest, a.k.a. Thomas Albin, a.k.a. [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Ghostler]], AKA [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Ghost,]] [[AuthorityInNameOnly King of the Mexicans]] [[PaedoHunt and ten year old boy ass,]] a [[AggressiveCategorism racist,]] tiger shrimp-eating, [[CampGay flamboyant,]] [[FatBastard morbidly obese,]] [[EvilCripple wheelchair-bound]], diaper-wearing, baseball-loving, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood butter-guzzling,]] {{shapeshifting}}, [[BaldOfEvil bald,]] [[FalseTeethTomfoolery toothless,]] [[CanadaEh Canadian]] [[InformedJudaism Jewish]]-Islamic autistic [[TheReptilians lizard]] {{transsexual}} [[DepravedDwarf midget]] [[HollywoodSatanism Satanist]], [[ObstructiveBureaucrat bureaucratic]], [[DraftDodging draft-dodging]] [[DirtyCommunists communist]] San Hambonian [[TheGrinch Grinch]] who [[DomesticAbuse abuses his family]], [[RainDance summons rainstorms to flood Texas]], rips off Alex Jones, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking works at a drive-thru window, proclaims his love of]] ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and anime,]] and takes advantage of the welfare system all the while [[HoYay having torrid affairs with Herman Cain, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, George Soros]], and [[BestialityIsDepraved his dog Templeton]], and pining after UsefulNotes/SarahPalin and UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton. Also, in his personal opinion, Radio/HowardStern is a good piece of ass.

* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Ghost unwittingly made himself into this.

Meet John Conquest, a.k.a. Thomas Albin, AKA [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Ghostler]], AKA [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Ghost,]] [[AuthorityInNameOnly King of the Mexicans]] [[PaedoHunt and ten year old boy ass,]] a [[AggressiveCategorism racist,]] tiger shrimp-eating, [[CampGay flamboyant,]] [[FatBastard morbidly obese,]] [[EvilCripple wheelchair-bound]], diaper-wearing, baseball-loving, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood butter-guzzling,]] [[{{Shapeshifting}} shapeshifting,]] [[BaldOfEvil Thebald,]] [[FalseTeethTomfoolery toothless,]] [[CanadaEh Canadian]] [[InformedJudaism Jewish]]-Islamic autistic [[TheReptilians lizard]] {{transsexual}} [[DepravedDwarf midget]] [[HollywoodSatanism Satanist]] [[ObstructiveBureaucrat bureaucratic]] DraftDodging [[DirtyCommunists communist]] San Hambonian [[TheGrinch Grinch]] who [[DomesticAbuse abuses his family]], [[RainDance summons rainstorms to flood Texas]], rips off Alex Jones, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking works at a drive-thru window, proclaims his love of]] ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and anime,]] and takes advantage of the welfare system all the while [[HoYay having torrid affairs with Herman Cain, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, George Soros]], and [[BestialityIsDepraved his dog Templeton]], and pining after UsefulNotes/SarahPalin and UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton. Also, in his personal opinion, Radio/HowardStern is a good piece of ass.