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->''"[[LampshadeHanging Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender!]] I know everything about you motherfuckers at this point. [[[BigBadWannabe Sir Pentious]]] Is a buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep. [[[PrincessProtagonist Charlie]]] is a bleedin' heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems except her own. [...] And [[[DarkAndTroubledPast Vaggie]]] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself! And [[AxCrazy Niffty]]... eugh... [[YouDoNotWantToKnow you don't even know what her deal is]]."''

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->''"[[LampshadeHanging Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender!]] I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. [[[BigBadWannabe Sir Pentious]]] Pentious]]]? That one Is a an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep. [[[PrincessProtagonist Charlie]]] is a bleedin' heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems except 'cept her own. [...] And [[[DarkAndTroubledPast Vaggie]]] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself! And [[AxCrazy Niffty]]... eugh... Niffty]]? Eugh... [[YouDoNotWantToKnow you don't even want to know what her deal is]]."''
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->''"[[LampshadeHanging Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender!]] I know everything about you motherfuckers at this point. [[[BigBadWannabe Sir Pentious]]] Is a buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep. [[[PrincessProtagonist Charlie]]] is a bleedin' heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems except her own. [...] And [[[DarkAndTroubledPast Vaggie]]] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself! And [[AxCrazy Niffty]]... eugh... you don't even know what her deal is."''
-->-- Husk, ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "Masquerade"

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->''"[[LampshadeHanging Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender!]] I know everything about you motherfuckers at this point. [[[BigBadWannabe Sir Pentious]]] Is a buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep. [[[PrincessProtagonist Charlie]]] is a bleedin' heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems except her own. [...] And [[[DarkAndTroubledPast Vaggie]]] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself! And [[AxCrazy Niffty]]... eugh... [[YouDoNotWantToKnow you don't even know what her deal is.is]]."''
-->-- Husk, '''Husk''', ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "Masquerade""Masquerade"
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-->''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "Masquerade"

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-->''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', -->-- Husk, ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "Masquerade"
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-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Repilot"

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-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Repilot""Repilot"

->''"[[LampshadeHanging Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender!]] I know everything about you motherfuckers at this point. [[[BigBadWannabe Sir Pentious]]] Is a buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep. [[[PrincessProtagonist Charlie]]] is a bleedin' heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems except her own. [...] And [[[DarkAndTroubledPast Vaggie]]] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself! And [[AxCrazy Niffty]]... eugh... you don't even know what her deal is."''
-->''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "Masquerade"
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-->-- '''Vander''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arcane}}''

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-->-- '''Vander''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arcane}}''''WesternAnimation/{{Arcane}}''

->'''Britta:''' I'm doing hands-on research about the psychology of alcoholism.\\
'''Shirley:''' You're a bartender, aren't you?\\
'''Britta:''' Uh, which is basically a modern-day therapist.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Repilot"
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-->-- '''[[ActionGirl Mary May Fairgrave]]''', ''VideoGame/FarCry5'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMVjLNLdyE8 Trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[ActionGirl Mary May Fairgrave]]''', ''VideoGame/FarCry5'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMVjLNLdyE8 Trailer]]Trailer]]

->''"Bit of advice, don't threaten the guy who pours the drinks.''"
-->-- '''Vander''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arcane}}''
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->''"I grew up here, you know. Had my [[SacredFirstKiss first kiss]] out back with some dumb cowboy. Almost got [[ParentsWalkInAtTheWorstTime caught by my dad]]. Fuck, he loved this place. It wasn't all easy, but he always made sure that here, you could speak your mind. (''pours liquid through a funnel into a bottle'') And then [[ApocalypseCult THEY]] showed up. "[[FauxAffablyEvil We're here to help]]," they said. And [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter he believed them]]. And then [[YouKilledMyFather they took my mom, my brother]]... and Dad was [[DrivenToSuicide never the same]]. {{Beat}} And now what? They want to take this place too? '''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck no]]'''. (''plants a Molotov cocktail on the counter'') '''[[BadassBoast This place... is OURS]].'''''"
-->-- '''[[ActionGirl Mary May Fairgrave]]''', ''VideoGame/FarCry5'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMVjLNLdyE8 Trailer]]

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