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->''"The lightsabers in this game are useless. They're more like light batons. They don't cut through shit. Could you imagine if lightsabers were this ineffective in the movies? Picture Chewbacca running around the Death Star and then he bumps into Darth Vader. Vader ignites his lightsaber and goes for the killing blow but then it bounces off of him like a Wiffle Ball bat."''

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->''"The lightsabers in this game are useless. They're more like light batons. They don't cut through shit. Could you imagine if lightsabers were this ineffective in the movies? Picture Chewbacca running around the Death Star and then he bumps into Darth Vader. Vader ignites his lightsaber and goes for the killing blow but then it bounces off of him like a Wiffle Ball bat."'' So long, Vader..."'' (Chewie [[NeckSnap snaps Vader's neck]] and rips his head off)
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->''"The lightsabers in this game are useless. They're more like light batons. They don't cut through shit. Could you imagine if lightsabers were this ineffective in the movies? Picture Chewbacca running around the Death Star and then he bumps into Darth Vader. Vader ignites his lightsaber and goes for the killing blow but then it bounces off of him like a Wiffle Ball bat."''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on ''VideoGame/StarWarsMastersOfTerasKasi''

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