History Quotes / MostCommonSuperpower

->''"Apparently they also turned all their strong female characters into big fat nympho cockslobberers [[MostCommonSuperpower who wave their tits around like maracas]], because there isn't quite enough popular culture being aimed exclusively at teenage boys ''just'' yet."''

->''"[[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft's]] breasts aren't mega enormous any more. [[ImplausibleDeniability No big boobs, no misogyny]]. They are the canaries of the industry's coal mine."''
-->--'''''Website/SomethingAwful'''''

->''"...the art is insanely oversexualized, even by the standards of the guy who broke out doing ''Aphrodite IX'', a book that was essentially about a murderous [=RealDoll™=] in a fetish cheerleader costume. [[ImpossibleHourglassFigure Every woman’s spine looks like a parentheses]] to the point where even in death, when her entire abdomen has been ripped out and is being eaten, the Wasp is arching her back to display her chest, and the only way [[Comicbook/MsMarvel Carol Danvers’]] breasts make sense is if she’s later revealed to be Half-Kree/Half -Beach Ball."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-ultimatum/ on]] ''{{Comicbook/Ultimatum}}''

->''"Lana drops onto the balcony, giving the full-fledged, I-Am-[[{{Film/Catwoman}} Halle-Berry]], Hear-Me-Suck hiss, then doing the Catwoman leap down into the main area...I can just imagine the director. 'With more feeling this time, Kristin!'"\\\
Kristin gives him the thumbs up. 'Rock on. Girl power.'\\\
Welling turns to her, 'Hey, what do you mean girl power? [[OnlySaneMan Isn't this denigrating and objectifying you for a]]--'\\\
'CUT CUT CUT! Can someone get Welling a pacifier?'\\\
'But I was just saying, you know, there's a dichotomy where a woman has to be both smart and pretty, and no one really cares when vapidity is celebrated and brains are--'\\\
'Oh boo hoo hoo. Cry me a river, Welling. I saw ''Film/TheFog''.'\\\
Welling then [[HoYay runs crying to Michael's trailer for consolation.]]\\\
''Lana'': 'Hiss![='=]''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep05 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Thirst")

-->-- '''Creator/ClaudiaBlack''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btpn1IxP3SQ on]] playing Chloe Frazer in ''[[{{VideoGame/Uncharted}} Uncharted 2]]''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''FinalFantasyX''

->''"[[TombRaider Lara Croft's]] breasts aren't mega enormous any more. [[ImplausibleDeniability No big boobs, no misogyny]]. They are the canaries of the industry's coal mine."''

->''"It all starts when Superman is contacted by LoisLane, who for this story arc has apparently taken a part time job as a stripper and started smuggling cantaloupes in a [[TombRaider Lara Croft]] shirt."''

->''"I will say, however, that the art is insanely oversexualized, even by the standards of the guy who broke out doing ''Aphrodite IX'', a book that was essentially about a murderous [=RealDoll™=] in a fetish cheerleader costume. [[ImpossibleHourglassFigure Every woman’s spine looks like a parentheses]] to the point where even in death, when her entire abdomen has been ripped out and is being eaten, the Wasp is arching her back to display her chest, and the only way [[Comicbook/MsMarvel Carol Danvers’]] breasts make sense is if she’s later revealed to be Half-Kree/Half -Beach Ball."''

->'''Super Human Resources''': And what is your super power?\\
'''Sammy''': Huh?\\
'''SHR''': Super powers. Many of our employees have them.\\
'''Sammy''': Well, I have the ability to create a substance that can sustain life, fight infections, improve immune systems and strengthen people.\\
'''SHR''': ...and the source of this power?\\
'''Sammy''': You've been [[MaleGazy staring at them]] since I walked in..."

->'''Super Human Resources''': And what is your super power?
->'''Sammy''': Huh?
->'''SHR''': Super powers. Many of our employees have them.
->'''Sammy''': Well, I have the ability to create a substance that can sustain life, fight infections, improve immune systems and strengthen people.
->'''SHR''': ...and the source of this power?
->'''Sammy''': You've been staring at them since I walked in..."
-->-- ''Webcomic/EvilInc''

->''"Possibly the hottest babe of the 8-bit era, with her [[PeekABangs Veronica Lake hair]] and huge bazooms."''
-->--K. Thor Jensen on [[{{VideoGame/Battletoads}} the Dark Queen]], UGO.com

->''"But above all, most importantly, if you're going to be a girl who kicks ass and takes names, it is absolutely imperative that you be really, really hot."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'''

->''"[[ComicBook/TheDarkPhoenixSaga Dark Phoenix]] is supposed to be Jean Grey at her most uninhibited and sensuous. Portraying this transformation was always going to be a problem for the ''[[{{Film/XMen}} X-Men]]'' movies since they made Jean's previous costumes leather fetish suits."''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/10/the_9_worst-dressed_movie_supervillains.php "The 9 Worst Dressed Movie Supervillains"]]

->''"In ''Superman: Grounded'', the Man of Steel decides to walk across the entire U.S. on foot to deal with the ''[[ReedRichardsIsUseless real]]'' issues...It all starts when Superman is contacted by LoisLane, who for this story arc has apparently taken a part time job as a stripper and started smuggling cantaloupes in a [[TombRaider Lara Croft]] shirt."''

->''"Why is it that superheroes are always... so good looking?"''

-->-- '''Creator/ClaudiaBlack'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btpn1IxP3SQ on]] playing Chloe Frazer in ''[[{{VideoGame/Uncharted}} Uncharted 2]]''

-->-- ''Creator/ClaudiaBlack'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btpn1IxP3SQ on]] playing Chloe Frazer in ''[[{{VideoGame/Uncharted}} Uncharted 2]]''

->''"Lana drops onto the balcony, giving the full-fledged, I-Am-[[{{Film/Catwoman}} Halle-Berry]], Hear-Me-Suck hiss, then doing the Catwoman leap down into the main area, knocking Lex unconscious. That was one ATROCIOUSLY horrible hiss, let me tell you. I can just imagine the director. 'With more feeling this time, Kristin!'"\\\

-->--K. Thor Jensen on [[{{VideoGame/Bttletoads}} the Dark Queen]], UGO.com

->''"Not only was the Dark Queen revolutionary, she was also dead sexy – possibly the hottest babe of the 8-bit era, with her [[PeekABangs Veronica Lake hair]] and [[MostCommonSuperpower huge bazooms]]."''
-->--K. Thor Jensen on ''{{VideoGame/Bttletoads}}'', UGO.com

-->-- '''Amanda Waller''', ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited''

->''"[[TombRaider Lara Croft's]] breasts aren't mega enormous any more. No big boobs, no misogyny. They are the canaries of the industry's coal mine."''

->''"I will say, however, that the art is insanely oversexualized, even by the standards of the guy who broke out doing ''AphroditeIX'', a book that was essentially about a murderous RealDoll™ in a fetish cheerleader costume. [[ImpossibleHourglassFigure Every woman’s spine looks like a parentheses]] to the point where even in death, when her entire abdomen has been ripped out and is being eaten, the Wasp is arching her back to display her chest, and the only way [[Comicbook/MsMarvel Carol Danvers’]] breasts make sense is if she’s later revealed to be Half-Kree/Half -Beach Ball."''

'But I was just saying, you know, [[SmarterThanYouLook there's a dichotomy where a woman has to be both smart and pretty, and no one really cares when vapidity is celebrated and brains are]]--'\\\

->''"But above all, most importantly, if you're going to be a girl who kicks ass and takes names, it is absolutely imperative that you be really, really hot."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'''

->''But above all, most importantly, if you're going to be a girl who kicks ass and takes names, it is absolutely imperative that you be really, really hot.''
-->—- '''TheNostalgiaChick'''

->''Why is it that superheroes are always... so good looking?''

->"Gravity defying breasts, while impressive, do not count as a super power."
-->--[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/131998.html Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG #1314]]

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-->—- '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Nostalgia Chick]]'''