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!!About the game
->Right then! Game's night, everyone! What's up first?\\
I know what my money's on...\\
\\
''If you're into causing a family schism\\
consider some tabletop capitalism\\
A battle of balances, man I'm so talented\\
Mopping up profits with [[Creator/AynRand Randian]] callousness\\
\\
Isn't much use for financial analysis\\
Banks are all froze in the throes of paralysis\\
Golly, it's very nice\\
Crushing the parasites\\
Man, I'm in paradise\\
Give me a pair of dice\\
\\
I hold'em, I blow'em, I roll'em\\
I'm strolling my token right over the go\\
And I'm folding the dough\\
then I'm throwing down homes\\
On my portfolio\\
My monopoly grows\\
You won't topple me no\\
\\
I'm a polished demolisher\\
dropping hotels right on top of my foes\\
If you're stopping your boat on my property, know\\
That it's probably, honestly gonna be more than\\
the cost of the whole of the global economy\\
So you should just stop and just offer me\\
All of your keys and your dog.\\
\\
Well you could call it a robbery\\
You can't afford an apology\\
All your accountants would flounder and wobble\\
The top of my profits would boggle a monrachy\\
\\
Stopping me? Ha! Take me to court\\
All that I'm making I'm taking abroad\\
(It's tucked under the board)\\
So send me to jail and then\\
pay of my bail with your rent\\
Have you thought about\\
having your assets absorbed?\\
\\
Extorting the poor whilst cutting the cord\\
At community beauty awards\\
You pitifully bid in futility\\
I've got the roads and the rails and utilities\\
So bring the waterworks\\
Your tears will oil the gears of my infamy!\\
\\
Kid in the living room, sat on the floor\\
Imagining I'm on the cover of Forbes\\
I'm turning this city upside down\\
Which really amounts to you flipping the board''\\
\\
Now, I know nobody likes a loot box economy\\
But I think we can all agree on a Community Chest?\\
Hm?
-->--''Music/TheStupendium'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJOPJbN2Oaw Chairman of the Board]]" (Monopoly verse)

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