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->''"But, I found that it wasn't too long into John's duties that Jill and I got married. Jill is here with me today. Five years, I had been a single dad and no man deserves one great love, let alone two. And I met Jill. It changed my life. She fell in love with him and he with her. He'd always call her, as Lindsey would travel with her, Jilly. Matter of fact, when they got bored being with me on these trips, I remember in Greece, he said, 'Why don't I take Jill for dinner?' Later, I would learn they are at a cafe at the port and he has her dancing on top of a cement table drinking uzo. Not a joke. Jilly. Right, Jilly?."''

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->''"But, I found that it wasn't too long into John's duties that Jill and I got married. Jill is here with me today. Five years, I had been a single dad and no man deserves one great love, let alone two. And I met Jill. It changed my life. She fell in love with him and he with her. He'd always call her, as Lindsey would travel with her, Jilly. Matter of fact, when they got bored being with me on these trips, I remember in Greece, he said, 'Why don't I take Jill for dinner?' Later, I would learn they are at a cafe at the port and he has her dancing on top of a cement table drinking uzo. Not a joke. Jilly. Right, Jilly?."''
Jilly?"''
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->"My son, like a lot of Americans, had a drug problem. But he's overcome it. He's gotten better. He's defeated it. And I'm proud of him. I'm proud of my son."

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->"My ->''"My son, like a lot of Americans, had a drug problem. But he's overcome it. He's gotten better. He's defeated it. And I'm proud of him. I'm proud of my son.""''
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->"My son, like a lot of Americans, had a drug problem. But he's overcome it. He's gotten better. He's defeated it. And I'm proud of him. I'm proud of my son."
-->-- Biden when Trump brought up Hunter Biden's cocaine addiction.
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-->-- Biden to Fort Meyers Beach Mayor Ray Murphy

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-->-- Biden to Fort Meyers Beach Mayor Ray MurphyMurphy

->''"Roy, the podium is yours. I'm going to be fine with your jokes, but I'm not sure about...Dark Brandon."''
-->-- Biden to Roy Wood Jr., White House Correspondents’ Association 2023
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->''"Will you shut up?"''
-->-- Biden to Trump during the 2020 election

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->''"Will you shut up?"''
up, man?"''
-->-- Biden to Trump during the 2020 electionelection

->''"No one fucks with a Biden."''
-->-- Biden to Fort Meyers Beach Mayor Ray Murphy

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->''"Will you shut up?"''
-->-- Biden to Trump during the 2020 election




-->-- Excerpts from Biden's eulogy for Senator John [=McCain=], 2018

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\n-->-- Excerpts from Biden's eulogy for Senator John [=McCain=], 20182018

->''"Will you shut up?"''
-->-- Biden to Trump during the 2020 election
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->''"Will you shut up?"''
-->-- Biden to Trump during the 2020 election

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The Corn Pop quote is funny and iconic enough, but I'll like a bit more context to it. I know it's some blah about a gang leader or whatever, it'll be fun to have the whole story there, even if it's as incoherent as Biden's other gaffes.


->''"Corn Pop was a bad dude."''
-->-- Speech at Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center in Wilmington, Delaware; June 26, 2017

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->''"Corn Pop ->''"But, I found that it wasn't too long into John's duties that Jill and I got married. Jill is here with me today. Five years, I had been a single dad and no man deserves one great love, let alone two. And I met Jill. It changed my life. She fell in love with him and he with her. He'd always call her, as Lindsey would travel with her, Jilly. Matter of fact, when they got bored being with me on these trips, I remember in Greece, he said, ‘Why don't I take Jill for dinner?’ Later, I would learn they are at a cafe at the port and he has her dancing on top of a cement table drinking uzo. Not a joke. Jilly. Right, Jilly?."''

->''"But we got to know each other well and he loved my son Beau and my son Hunt. As a young man, he came up to my house and he came up to Wilmington and out of this grew a great friendship that transcended whatever political differences we had or later developed because, above all, above all, we understood the same thing. All politics is personal. It's all about trust. I trusted John with my life and I would and I think he would trust me with his. And as our life progressed, we learned more, there are times when life can be so cruel, pain so blinding it's hard to see anything else."''

->''"The disease that took John's life took our mutual friend’s, Teddy [Kennedy]’s life, the exact same disease nine years ago, a couple days ago, and three years ago, took my beautiful son Beau's life. It's brutal. It's relentless. It's unforgiving. And it takes so much from those we love and from the families who love them that in order to survive, we have to remember how they lived, not how they died. I carry with me an image of Beau, sitting out in a little lake we live on, starting a motor on an old boat and smiling away. Not the last days. I’m sure Vickie Kennedy has her own image, looking, seeing Teddy looking so alive in a sailboat, out in the Cape. For the family, for the family, you will all find your own images, whether it's remembering his smile, his laugh or that touch in the shoulder or running his hand down your cheek. Or, just feeling like someone is looking, turn and see him just smiling at you, from a distance, just looking at you. Or when you saw the pure joy the moment he
was about to take the stage on the Senate floor and start a bad dude."''
fight."''

-->-- Speech at Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center in Wilmington, Delaware; June 26, 2017Excerpts from Biden's eulogy for Senator John [=McCain=], 2018
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-->-- Speech at Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center in Wilmington, Delaware; June 26, 2017

->''"I got hairy legs."''
-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

->''"So I learned about roaches. And I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap."''
-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

->''"You're full of shit. […] I'm not working for you! Give me a break, man, don't be such a horse's ass."''
-->-- To a man in a Detroit, Michigan auto plant; March 10, 2020

->''"I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed."''
-->-- Comment made about a little girl, during remarks addressing service members and their families in Virginia; May 28, 2021

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-->-- Speech at Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center in Wilmington, Delaware; June 26, 2017

->''"I got hairy legs."''
-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

->''"So I learned about roaches. And I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap."''
-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

->''"You're full of shit. […] I'm not working for you! Give me a break, man, don't be such a horse's ass."''
-->-- To a man in a Detroit, Michigan auto plant; March 10, 2020

->''"I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed."''
-->-- Comment made about a little girl, during remarks addressing service members and their families in Virginia; May 28, 2021
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-->-- Speech at Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center in Wilmington, Delaware; June 26, 2017

->''"I got hairy legs."''



->''"I got hairy legs."''

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->''"I got hairy legs.->''"So I learned about roaches. And I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap."''



->''"So I learned about roaches. And I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap."''
-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

->''"You're full of shit."''
-->-- Michigan auto plant, 2020

->''"I'm not working for you! Give me a break, man, don't be such a horses ass."''
-->-- Michigan auto plant, 2020

->''"I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she’s 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed."''
-->-- Comment made about a little girl, Virginia 2021

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->''"So I learned about roaches. And I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap."''
-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

->''"You're full of shit. […] I'm not working for you! Give me a break, man, don't be such a horse's ass."''
-->-- To a man in a Detroit, Michigan auto plant, 2020

->''"I'm not working for you! Give me a break, man, don't be such a horses ass."''
-->-- Michigan auto plant,
plant; March 10, 2020

->''"I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she’s she's 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed."''
"''
-->-- Comment made about a little girl, Virginia during remarks addressing service members and their families in Virginia; May 28, 2021
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-->-- Biden's attack on Rudy Giuliani during the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DteDRD6cbbM 2007 Democratic debates.]]

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-->-- Biden's attack Biden on Rudy Giuliani during the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DteDRD6cbbM 2007 Democratic debates.]]
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-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

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-->-- Speech in Delaware, 20172017

->''"I got hairy legs."''
-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

->''"So I learned about roaches. And I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap."''
-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

->''"You're full of shit."''
-->-- Michigan auto plant, 2020

->''"I'm not working for you! Give me a break, man, don't be such a horses ass."''
-->-- Michigan auto plant, 2020

->''"I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she’s 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed."''
-->-- Comment made about a little girl, Virginia 2021
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-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

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->''"Let's Go Brandon!"''
-->-- Anti-Biden Meme

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-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

!!Quotes made about Biden

->''"Let's Go Brandon!"''
-->-- Anti-Biden Meme
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-->-- Speech in Delaware, 2017

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->''"Let's Go Brandon!"''
-->-- Anti-Biden Meme
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->''"...And the irony is, Rudy Giuliani, probably the most under qualified person since George Bush to seek the presidency, is here - talking about any of the people here. Rudy Giuliani. I mean think about it, Rudy Giuliani, there's only three things he mentions in a sentence — a noun and a verb and 9/11 and I mean, there's nothing else. There's nothing else.''"
-->-- Biden's attack on Rudy Giuliani during the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DteDRD6cbbM 2007 Democratic debates.]]

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->''"I believe history will look back at this presidency as an aberrant moment in time. But if Donald [[AccidentalMisnaming Hump]]..Donald Trump is re-elected..FreudianSlip!''"
-->-- Biden at the [[http://youtu.be/JBlrmKp8KFM New Hampshire Democratic Party Convention]] having a FreudianSlip and lampshading it thereafter.

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->''"I believe history will look back at this presidency as an aberrant moment in time. But if Donald [[AccidentalMisnaming Hump]]..Donald Hump]]…Donald Trump is re-elected..FreudianSlip!''"
re-elected…FreudianSlip!''"
-->-- Biden at the [[http://youtu.be/JBlrmKp8KFM New Hampshire Democratic Party Convention]] having a FreudianSlip and lampshading {{lampshad|eHanging}}ing it thereafter.
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->''"I believe history will look back at this presidency as an aberrant moment in time. But if Donald Hump..Donald Trump is re-elected..FreudianSlip!''"

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->''"I believe history will look back at this presidency as an aberrant moment in time. But if Donald Hump..[[AccidentalMisnaming Hump]]..Donald Trump is re-elected..FreudianSlip!''"

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->''"I believe history will look back at this presidency as an aberrant moment in time. But if Donald Hump..Donald Trump is re-elected..FreudianSlip!''"
-->-- Biden at the [[http://youtu.be/JBlrmKp8KFM New Hampshire Democratic Party Convention]] having a FreudianSlip and lampshading it thereafter.
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!!Quotes made by Biden
->''"This is a big fucking deal!"''
-->-- Biden applying a PrecisionFStrike [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHKq9tt50O8 on the passage of the Affordable Care Act]], 2010

%%!!Quotes made about Biden

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