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-> '''Heath Burns:''' Hey, ladies! Check me, I'm on ''fire'' today!\\
'''Draculaura:''' Conceited much?\\
'''Lagoona:''' Get over yourself, Heath!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/MonsterHigh'', "Fur Will Fly"
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-><Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"\\
<Boogieman> and she said "yes"\\
<Boogieman> and I just sorta stared\\
<Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far\\
<Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say
-->--qdb.us [[http://www.qdb.us/28309 #28309]]

-> ''"I know you think you’re some kind of smooth-talking ladies man, but the truth is you’re just pathetic and creepy."''
-->--'''Penny''' to '''Howard''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->''"Mr. Paris, I assume you have a great deal of experience being rejected by women."''
-->-- '''EMH''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Lifesigns"

->''"My darling, I love you. Where have I been all your life?"''
-->'''--WesternAnimation/PepeLePew,''' "Odor-able Kitty"

->'''Steve Dallas''': Listen, I want you and crave you, Bobbi. Marry me.\\
'''Bobbi Harlow''': You're kidding.\\
'''Steve''': I'm young, hairy-chested and drive a Buick. So why not?\\
'''Bobbi''': Because, Steve, you're gonna go through a score of mistresses, a dozen ulcers and an early emotional breakdown for being such a greedy, self-centered '''boob'''. Okay?\\
'''Steve''': It's these *@#?! '''shorts''', isn't it?

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-><Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"\\
<Boogieman> and she said "yes"\\
<Boogieman> and I just sorta stared\\
<Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far\\
<Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say
-->--qdb.us [[http://www.qdb.us/28309 #28309]]

-> ''"I know you think you’re some kind of smooth-talking ladies man, but the truth is you’re just pathetic and creepy."''
-->--'''Penny''' to '''Howard''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->''"Mr. Paris, I assume you have a great deal of experience being rejected by women."''
-->-- '''EMH''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Lifesigns"

->''"My darling, I love you. Where have I been all your life?"''
-->'''--WesternAnimation/PepeLePew,''' "Odor-able Kitty"

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->'''Steve Dallas''': Dallas:''' Listen, I want you and crave you, Bobbi. Marry me.\\
'''Bobbi Harlow''': Harlow:''' You're kidding.\\
'''Steve''': '''Steve:''' I'm young, hairy-chested and drive a Buick. So why not?\\
'''Bobbi''': '''Bobbi:''' Because, Steve, you're gonna go through a score of mistresses, a dozen ulcers and an early emotional breakdown for being such a greedy, self-centered '''boob'''. Okay?\\
'''Steve''': '''Steve:''' It's these *@#?! '''shorts''', isn't it?




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->'''Ling:''' My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!\\
'''Yao:''' [[LampshadeHanging He thinks he's such a lady-killer... Ha!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''
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->''"I know you think you're some kind of smooth-talking ladies man, but the truth is you're just pathetic and creepy."''
-->-- '''Penny''' to Howard, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''



-->-- '''Frank Reynolds''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System"

->''"You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream."''
-->-- '''Bobby''', ''Flashpoint'' (1984)

->''When he says: "How long you in town?"\\
He thinks his vibe is all [[Series/MadMen Don Draper]]\\
But really it's more Hertz Rent-a-Car...''
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisFleming''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB4gIRunnhM Wildly Unlikeable Guy]]''

->''"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a ''woman''. I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You want to be '''my''' lover? ''Earn it''. SEDUCE ME!"''
-->'''The Spy''', addressing the Scout[[labelnote:*]]we promise ItMakesSenseInContext[[/labelnote]], ''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2: Expiration Date''

->'''[[TheBogan Kano]]''': Wanna taste Australia's [[DoubleEntendre best blood sausage]]?\\
'''[[DarkActionGirl Skarlet]]''': [[EntendreFailure I would rather]] [[BloodMagic taste your blood]], Kano.\\
'''Kano''': [[RefugeInAudacity Would you settle for me sausage]]?

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-->-- '''Frank Reynolds''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "The "[[Recap/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphiaS05E10TheDENNISSystem The D.E.N.N.I.S. System"

->''"You're the only man
System]]"

->''"Mr. Paris,
I know who can screw up his own wet dream.assume you have a great deal of experience being rejected by women."''
-->-- '''Bobby''', ''Flashpoint'' (1984)

->''When he says: "How long you in town?"\\
He thinks his vibe is all [[Series/MadMen Don Draper]]\\
But really it's more Hertz Rent-a-Car...''
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisFleming''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB4gIRunnhM Wildly Unlikeable Guy]]''

->''"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a ''woman''. I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You want to be '''my''' lover? ''Earn it''. SEDUCE ME!"''
-->'''The Spy''', addressing the Scout[[labelnote:*]]we promise ItMakesSenseInContext[[/labelnote]], ''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2: Expiration Date''

'''EMH''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E19Lifesigns Lifesigns]]"
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->'''[[TheBogan Kano]]''': Kano]]:''' Wanna taste Australia's [[DoubleEntendre best blood sausage]]?\\
'''[[DarkActionGirl Skarlet]]''': Skarlet]]:''' [[EntendreFailure I would rather]] [[BloodMagic taste your blood]], Kano.\\
'''Kano''': '''Kano:''' [[RefugeInAudacity Would you settle for me sausage]]?




->''[[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue Tucker]] wants you to think he's a ladies' man. However, after [[SarcasmMode careful painstaking analysis]], we have determined he has very little game, being that his most frequent hookup [[CompanionCube is a rock]].''

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->''"[[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue
Tucker]] wants you to think he's a ladies' man. However, after [[SarcasmMode careful painstaking analysis]], we have determined he has very little game, being that his most frequent hookup [[CompanionCube is a rock]].''"''



->''"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a ''woman''. I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You want to be '''my''' lover? ''Earn it''. SEDUCE ME!"''
-->-- '''The Spy''', addressing the Scout[[note]]we promise ItMakesSenseInContext[[/note]], ''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2: Expiration Date''
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'''Jane:''' Long ago, he approached me ith a line he'd pulled from the Internet.\\

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'''Jane:''' Long ago, he approached me ith with a line he'd pulled from the Internet.\\



'''Loser (crying):''' But I predict you'll get a few inches tonight!
-->--''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'', [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pickup Pickup]]

->'''Ling:''' My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!\\
'''Yao:''' [[LampshadeHanging He thinks he's such a lady-killer... Ha!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''

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'''Loser (crying):''' '''Loser:''' (crying) But I predict you'll get a few inches tonight!
-->--''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'', -->-- ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'', [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pickup Pickup]]

->'''Ling:''' My manly ways
Pickup]]
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-><Boogieman>
and turn I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"\\
<Boogieman> and she said "yes"\\
<Boogieman> and I just sorta stared\\
<Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far\\
<Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say
-->-- qdb.us [[http://www.qdb.us/28309 #28309]]

->''"I'll tell you a little secret a lot
of phrase men don't realize. While looks matter, the real thing women want to see is a mix of passion, gentleness, and stability -- along with a dash of sanitation. [...] Many men I've met are sure able to thrill her!\\
'''Yao:''' [[LampshadeHanging
get dates pretty easily, despite being portly or bald. Why? Because it's clear to anyone and everyone who meets them that they are doing well in life. They are happy people who act like adults, and follow their dreams to the max. They're also reasonable with their standards. Most of the guys I meet who blame women for not dating them focus almost exclusively on getting girls. And they don't want any girl; they want the one with a Ford modeling contract. Sometimes, they might have one other hobby, but that's it. Girls see that, and they think, "Damn, what a sad life he must lead!" Do men want to go bang the "crazy cat lady" who has totally lost herself in finding a man? Absolutely not. So why are you blaming women for avoiding men with the same vibe?"''
-->-- '''Ossiana Tepfenhart''' [[DeconstructedTrope tears this trope limb from limb]], ''Medium.com'', "[[https://medium.com/@ossiana.tepfenhart/men-need-to-stop-blaming-women-for-rejecting-them-ee7368543f4f Men Need To Stop Blaming Women For Rejecting Them]]"
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->''When he says: "How long you in town?"\\
He thinks he's such a lady-killer... Ha!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''
his vibe is all [[Series/MadMen Don Draper]]\\
But really it's more Hertz Rent-a-Car...''
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisFleming''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB4gIRunnhM Wildly Unlikeable Guy]]''
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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}''-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}''

->''"My darling, I love you. Where have I been all your life?"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/PepeLePew''', "WesternAnimation/OdorableKitty"
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->''"You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream."''
-->-- '''Bobby''', ''Flashpoint'' (1984)
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-->-- '''VideoGame/MortalKombat11'''
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->'''Fruity:''' I'm not a one-woman man.\\
'''Matt:''' Yeah, ninety-nine percent of the time you're a no-woman man.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}''

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