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** People go through the teleporter and end up a mile away from the target location, so they have to walk the rest of the way.
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** People go through the teleporter and [[TeleportationMisfire end up a mile away from the target location, location]], so they have to walk the rest of the way.
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** People go through the teleporter and end up a mile away from the target location, so they have to walk the rest of the way.
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** A group of people are teleported and arrive several miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
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** A group of people are teleported and arrive several miles into the away from earth’s atmosphere.
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** The teleporter is still in the testing phase and its inventors haven't yet ironed out all the issues.
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** {{Telefrag}}TeleFrag
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* '''Played For Laughs''': The various teleport malfunctions are OnceAnEpisode gags, usually as parodies of similar incidents in [[StarTrek certain sci-fi series.]]
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* '''Played For Laughs''': The various teleport malfunctions are OnceAnEpisode gags, usually as parodies of similar incidents in [[StarTrek [[Franchise/StarTrek certain sci-fi series.]]
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* '''Downplayed''': A minor teleportation error lands its passengers’ upside-down.
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* '''Downplayed''': '''Downplayed''':
** A minor teleportation error lands its passengers’upside-down.upside-down.
** People go through the teleporter and come out without their clothes.
** A minor teleportation error lands its passengers’
** People go through the teleporter and come out without their clothes.
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'''Teleporter Accident''': Teleportation [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong]]
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** Someone goes through the teleporter and comes out [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} with his head on backward]]. [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction He immediately laments the fact that his ass is so big.]]
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** The teleport has to account for the curvature of the earth, it’s travel through the universe, and a number of additional factors for organic matter, each which has to be calculated manually.
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** The teleport has to account for the curvature of the earth, it’s its travel through the universe, and a number of additional factors for organic matter, each which has to be calculated manually.
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** A NegativeSpaceWedgie screwed up the teleporter.
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** “What we got back didn’t live for long… fortunately.”
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** [[Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture “What we got back didn’t live for long… fortunately.””]]
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'''Teleporter Accident''': Teleportation [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong ]]
* '''Straight''': A group of people are teleported and arrive several miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
* '''Straight''': A group of people are teleported and arrive several miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
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'''Teleporter Accident''': Teleportation [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong ]]
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** A group of people are teleported and arrive several miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
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** A group of people are teleported and arrive several miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
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* '''Exaggerated''': {{Telefrag}}
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* '''Exaggerated''': '''Exaggerated''':
** {{Telefrag}}
** {{Telefrag}}
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* '''Justified''': The teleport has to account for the curvature of the earth, it’s travel through the universe, and a number of additional factors for organic matter, each which has to be calculated manually.
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* '''Justified''': '''Justified''':
** The teleport has to account for the curvature of the earth, it’s travel through the universe, and a number of additional factors for organic matter, each which has to be calculated manually.
** The teleport has to account for the curvature of the earth, it’s travel through the universe, and a number of additional factors for organic matter, each which has to be calculated manually.
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* '''Subverted''': The teleportation seems to work perfectly, despite a malfunction warning.
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* '''Subverted''': '''Subverted''':
** The teleportation seems to work perfectly, despite a malfunction warning.
** The teleportation seems to work perfectly, despite a malfunction warning.
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* '''Double Subverted''': However, it turns out they’ve been subject to a [[TwinMaker twin-maker teleport]], and have been reconstructed with [[MirrorChemistry Reverse chirality]], preventing them from living their former lives.
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* '''Double Subverted''': Subverted''':
** However, it turns out they’ve been subject to a [[TwinMaker twin-maker teleport]], and have been reconstructed with [[MirrorChemistry Reverse chirality]], preventing them from living their former lives.
** However, it turns out they’ve been subject to a [[TwinMaker twin-maker teleport]], and have been reconstructed with [[MirrorChemistry Reverse chirality]], preventing them from living their former lives.
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* '''Parodied''': Everyone is afraid of the horrible consequences of a teleport accident…Like breaking out in hives.
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* '''Parodied''': '''Parodied''':
** Everyone is afraid of the horrible consequences of a teleport accident…Like breaking out in hives.
** Everyone is afraid of the horrible consequences of a teleport accident…Like breaking out in hives.
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* '''Enforced''': “Man was not meant to teleport. This work will show you why.”
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* '''Enforced''': '''Enforced''':
** “Man was not meant to teleport. This work will show you why.”
** “Man was not meant to teleport. This work will show you why.”
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* '''Defied''': Teleporters refuse to work unless they’re guaranteed success, in order to prevent horrible accidents.
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* '''Defied''': '''Defied''':
** Teleporters refuse to work unless they’re guaranteed success, in order to prevent horrible accidents.
** Teleporters refuse to work unless they’re guaranteed success, in order to prevent horrible accidents.
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* '''Reconstructed''': Improvements in teleportation tech reduce the risk of these errors greatly… although it doesn’t mean they stop entirely.
** While they’re horrible for their intended purpose, teleporters become fantastic tools for discrete executions, with the remains post-teleport ether non-existent, [[TeleFrag strewn around in gory unrecognisable fragments,]] or [[WeaponizedTeleportation beginning to fall into a volcano.]]
* '''Implied''': “How’d you loose the arm?” “Well, it went to one universe… and I went back here.”
** While they’re horrible for their intended purpose, teleporters become fantastic tools for discrete executions, with the remains post-teleport ether non-existent, [[TeleFrag strewn around in gory unrecognisable fragments,]] or [[WeaponizedTeleportation beginning to fall into a volcano.]]
* '''Implied''': “How’d you loose the arm?” “Well, it went to one universe… and I went back here.”
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* '''Reconstructed''': '''Reconstructed''':
** Improvements in teleportation tech reduce the risk of these errors greatly… although it doesn’t mean they stop entirely.
** While they’re horrible for their intended purpose, teleporters become fantastic tools for discrete executions, with the remains post-teleport ether non-existent, [[TeleFrag strewn around in goryunrecognisable unrecognizable fragments,]] or [[WeaponizedTeleportation beginning to fall into a volcano.]]
*'''Implied''': '''Implied''':
** “How’d you loose the arm?” “Well, it went to one universe… and I went back here.”
** Improvements in teleportation tech reduce the risk of these errors greatly… although it doesn’t mean they stop entirely.
** While they’re horrible for their intended purpose, teleporters become fantastic tools for discrete executions, with the remains post-teleport ether non-existent, [[TeleFrag strewn around in gory
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** “How’d you loose the arm?” “Well, it went to one universe… and I went back here.”
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* '''Played For Laughs''': The various teleport malfunctions are OnceAnEpisode gags, usually as parodies of similar incidents in [[StarTrek certain sci-fi series. ]]
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* '''Played For Laughs''': The various teleport malfunctions are OnceAnEpisode gags, usually as parodies of similar incidents in [[StarTrek certain sci-fi series. ]]
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* '''Inverted''': The teleported malfunctions…which makes it work perfectly, for once.
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* '''Inverted''': The teleported teleporter malfunctions…which makes it work perfectly, for once.
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* '''Double Subverted''': However, it turns out they’ve been subject to a [[Twinmaker twin-maker teleport]], and have been reconstructed with [[MirrorChemistry Reverse chirality]], preventing them from living their former lives.
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* '''Double Subverted''': However, it turns out they’ve been subject to a [[Twinmaker [[TwinMaker twin-maker teleport]], and have been reconstructed with [[MirrorChemistry Reverse chirality]], preventing them from living their former lives.
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'''Teleporter Accident''': Teleportation [[GoingHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong ]]
* '''Straight''': A group of people are teleported and arrive svreal miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
* '''Straight''': A group of people are teleported and arrive svreal miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
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'''Teleporter Accident''': Teleportation [[GoingHorriblyWrong [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong ]]
* '''Straight''': A group of people are teleported and arrivesvreal several miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
* '''Straight''': A group of people are teleported and arrive
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** While they’re horrible for their intended purpose, teleporters become fantastic tools for discrete executions, with the remains post-teleport ether non-existent, [[Telefrag strewn around in gory unrecognisable fragments,]] or [[WeaponizedTeleportation beginning to fall into a volcano.]]
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** While they’re horrible for their intended purpose, teleporters become fantastic tools for discrete executions, with the remains post-teleport ether non-existent, [[Telefrag [[TeleFrag strewn around in gory unrecognisable fragments,]] or [[WeaponizedTeleportation beginning to fall into a volcano.]]
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'''Teleporter Accident''': Teleportation [[GoingHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong ]]
* '''Straight''': A group of people are teleported and arrive svreal miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
** They’re embedded in solid rock instead.
* '''Exaggerated''': {{Telefrag}}
**[[BodyHorror The passengers are fused into one monstrous aberration in freakish agony.]]
* '''Downplayed''': A minor teleportation error lands its passengers’ upside-down.
* '''Justified''': The teleport has to account for the curvature of the earth, it’s travel through the universe, and a number of additional factors for organic matter, each which has to be calculated manually.
** The teleporter was being used in ways is shouldn’t have: such as teleporting complex matter, or going over weight.
**HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace
* '''Inverted''': The teleported malfunctions…which makes it work perfectly, for once.
* '''Subverted''': The teleportation seems to work perfectly, despite a malfunction warning.
** The teleports seems to have malfunctioned when it didn’t re-integrate everyone’s clothes, but it turns out this is a failsafe for going over weight limits, and is an intended function.
* '''Double Subverted''': However, it turns out they’ve been subject to a [[Twinmaker twin-maker teleport]], and have been reconstructed with [[MirrorChemistry Reverse chirality]], preventing them from living their former lives.
** It does this even when under the weight limit.
* '''Parodied''': Everyone is afraid of the horrible consequences of a teleport accident…Like breaking out in hives.
** A RedShirt teleports, and seems fine, then looks down… and realises [[PortalCut only half of him made it.]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction He then immediately exclaims “Bugger” and dies. ]]
* '''Zig Zagged''': Evey teleporter has a different malfunction inbuilt that is impossible to remove: some leave you naked, some keep inertia and thus throw you around, some will kill you and some will make you wish you were dead. Using a teleporter is less a matter of finding co-ordinates and more a matter of dealing with its unique quirks.
* '''Averted''': All teleportation works as intended.
* '''Enforced''': “Man was not meant to teleport. This work will show you why.”
** It was made up by the author to justify why wizards [[MisappliedPhlebotinum don’t just teleport all their issues away.]]
* '''Lampshaded''': “Teleportaion is like primitive air travel: it’s perfectly safe, until it’s really, really unsafe. “
* '''Invoked''': The teleported is sabotaged in order to do this.
* '''Exploited''': The risk of this occurring is used as part of an advertising bit against teleportation.
* '''Defied''': Teleporters refuse to work unless they’re guaranteed success, in order to prevent horrible accidents.
** Teleportation is refused for this reason.
* '''Discussed''': “ Doctor, how can you insist on using the teleporter despite it’s flaws?”
* '''Conversed''': “The teleporters in this show are allways so poorly made…”
* '''Deconstructed''': Teleportation is banned for use on living organisms, and it’s so risky and unreliable they’re not used to even teleport goods after a time. The supposedly “high-tech” teleporter machine is a fortunately-forgotten piece of worthless tech.
* '''Reconstructed''': Improvements in teleportation tech reduce the risk of these errors greatly… although it doesn’t mean they stop entirely.
** While they’re horrible for their intended purpose, teleporters become fantastic tools for discrete executions, with the remains post-teleport ether non-existent, [[Telefrag strewn around in gory unrecognisable fragments,]] or [[WeaponizedTeleportation beginning to fall into a volcano.]]
*'''Implied''': “How’d you loose the arm?” “Well, it went to one universe… and I went back here.”
** “What we got back didn’t live for long… fortunately.”
'''Played For Laughs''': The various teleport malfunctions are OnceAnEpisode gags, usually as parodies of similar incidents in [[StarTrek certain sci-fi series. ]]
* '''Played For Drama''': Teleporting is rarely used for this reason, and even considering using it is crossing the GodzillaThreshold.
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* '''Straight''': A group of people are teleported and arrive svreal miles into the earth’s atmosphere.
** They’re embedded in solid rock instead.
* '''Exaggerated''': {{Telefrag}}
**[[BodyHorror The passengers are fused into one monstrous aberration in freakish agony.]]
* '''Downplayed''': A minor teleportation error lands its passengers’ upside-down.
* '''Justified''': The teleport has to account for the curvature of the earth, it’s travel through the universe, and a number of additional factors for organic matter, each which has to be calculated manually.
** The teleporter was being used in ways is shouldn’t have: such as teleporting complex matter, or going over weight.
**HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace
* '''Inverted''': The teleported malfunctions…which makes it work perfectly, for once.
* '''Subverted''': The teleportation seems to work perfectly, despite a malfunction warning.
** The teleports seems to have malfunctioned when it didn’t re-integrate everyone’s clothes, but it turns out this is a failsafe for going over weight limits, and is an intended function.
* '''Double Subverted''': However, it turns out they’ve been subject to a [[Twinmaker twin-maker teleport]], and have been reconstructed with [[MirrorChemistry Reverse chirality]], preventing them from living their former lives.
** It does this even when under the weight limit.
* '''Parodied''': Everyone is afraid of the horrible consequences of a teleport accident…Like breaking out in hives.
** A RedShirt teleports, and seems fine, then looks down… and realises [[PortalCut only half of him made it.]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction He then immediately exclaims “Bugger” and dies. ]]
* '''Zig Zagged''': Evey teleporter has a different malfunction inbuilt that is impossible to remove: some leave you naked, some keep inertia and thus throw you around, some will kill you and some will make you wish you were dead. Using a teleporter is less a matter of finding co-ordinates and more a matter of dealing with its unique quirks.
* '''Averted''': All teleportation works as intended.
* '''Enforced''': “Man was not meant to teleport. This work will show you why.”
** It was made up by the author to justify why wizards [[MisappliedPhlebotinum don’t just teleport all their issues away.]]
* '''Lampshaded''': “Teleportaion is like primitive air travel: it’s perfectly safe, until it’s really, really unsafe. “
* '''Invoked''': The teleported is sabotaged in order to do this.
* '''Exploited''': The risk of this occurring is used as part of an advertising bit against teleportation.
* '''Defied''': Teleporters refuse to work unless they’re guaranteed success, in order to prevent horrible accidents.
** Teleportation is refused for this reason.
* '''Discussed''': “ Doctor, how can you insist on using the teleporter despite it’s flaws?”
* '''Conversed''': “The teleporters in this show are allways so poorly made…”
* '''Deconstructed''': Teleportation is banned for use on living organisms, and it’s so risky and unreliable they’re not used to even teleport goods after a time. The supposedly “high-tech” teleporter machine is a fortunately-forgotten piece of worthless tech.
* '''Reconstructed''': Improvements in teleportation tech reduce the risk of these errors greatly… although it doesn’t mean they stop entirely.
** While they’re horrible for their intended purpose, teleporters become fantastic tools for discrete executions, with the remains post-teleport ether non-existent, [[Telefrag strewn around in gory unrecognisable fragments,]] or [[WeaponizedTeleportation beginning to fall into a volcano.]]
*'''Implied''': “How’d you loose the arm?” “Well, it went to one universe… and I went back here.”
** “What we got back didn’t live for long… fortunately.”
'''Played For Laughs''': The various teleport malfunctions are OnceAnEpisode gags, usually as parodies of similar incidents in [[StarTrek certain sci-fi series. ]]
* '''Played For Drama''': Teleporting is rarely used for this reason, and even considering using it is crossing the GodzillaThreshold.
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