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* In ''Film/HorridHenryTheMovie'', during the game show 2 Cool 4 School, the presenters ask Henry what snack is considered to be not nutritious, after showing Henry bowls of worms and spiders, Greasy Greta then arrives to give Henry vegetable stew while also repeatedly saying stew for nearly half a minute.
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* In ''Film/HomeAlone2'' the [=McAllister=] family at the airport, passing Kevin's luggage one after another, each one saying "Give this to Kevin." When the last kid in line finds Kevin's not next to him, he passes the luggage back, and each and every one of them says "Kevin's not here."

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* In ''Film/HomeAlone2'' ''Film/HomeAlone2LostInNewYork'' the [=McAllister=] family at the airport, passing Kevin's luggage one after another, each one saying "Give this to Kevin." When the last kid in line finds Kevin's not next to him, he passes the luggage back, and each and every one of them says "Kevin's not here."
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* ''Film/JohnWickChapter4:'' John is kicked when standing at the top of an extremely long set of stairs and the camera follows him all the way down as he rolls across several landings that would likely have realistically stopped his fall before finally coming to rest. Then he has a brief combat that ends with him being hurled down ''another'' giant set of stairs.
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* In the spoof film ''Film/EpicMovie'', the main characters decide to party before the big fight the next day. While Peter goes into a tent to have sex with Mystique, Lucy and Edward convince Susan to drink a little. She ends up chugging an entire keg. This leads to her puking all over two guys. Twice. In the unrated cut, she insists she's fine, before puking on another two guys. And again, twice. This already is very gross. [[NauseaFuel She then locks lips with a Legolas-Look-alike presumably to continue puking in his mouth.]] It justs goes on and on...

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* In the spoof film ''Film/EpicMovie'', ''Film/EpicMovie2007'', the main characters decide to party before the big fight the next day. While Peter goes into a tent to have sex with Mystique, Lucy and Edward convince Susan to drink a little. She ends up chugging an entire keg. This leads to her puking all over two guys. Twice. In the unrated cut, she insists she's fine, before puking on another two guys. And again, twice. This already is very gross. [[NauseaFuel She then locks lips with a Legolas-Look-alike presumably to continue puking in his mouth.]] It justs just goes on and on...
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* ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'':

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* ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'': ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy2005'':
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* ''Film/SpiesLikeUs'': When our two heroes pass themselves off as surgeons, they meet a group of actual doctors. Each of our heroes individually greets each individual with "doctor," prompting the person to respond with the acknowledgement, "doctor," leading to about 30 seconds of screen time of people saying "doctor" over and over again.
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* ''Film/FeedingFrenzy'': When Jesse and Christine are attacked by monsters in a hardware store, Jesse calls for Christine to get a weapon and help him. Christine looks at the embarrassment of riches on a nearby workbench and is paralyzed with indecision on which to use as an ImprovisedWeapon. She spends a ''long'' time waffling and second-guessing which implement to use, all while Jesse is screaming in pain. Ultimately he has to help himself.

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* ''Film/FeedingFrenzy'': When Jesse and Christine are attacked by monsters in a hardware store, Jesse calls for Christine to get a weapon and help him. toss him an ImprovisedWeapon. Christine looks at the embarrassment over an array of riches hammers, picks and saws on a nearby workbench and is becomes paralyzed with indecision on which to use as an ImprovisedWeapon. over the embarrassment of riches. She spends a ''long'' time waffling and second-guessing which implement to use, grab, all while Jesse is screaming in pain. Ultimately he has to help himself.

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* A BlackComedy version in ''Film/SchindlersList'', of all movies. BigBad Amon Goeth deems that a Jewish munitions worker has been deliberately making hinges too slowly, and has the man dragged outside to kneel and be shot. Goeth aims his pistol and pulls the trigger...and nothing happens. He tries again, nothing. He tries again, nothing. He checks the gun, nothing's jammed. He asks for one of his men's guns, pulls the trigger...''still nothing happens''. He spends the next half minute futilely trying to get the gun to fire, nothing happening every time. Finally he [[PistolWhip smacks the worker with the gun]] and leaves in a huff, throwing both guns away.
** This is actually a case of RealityIsUnrealistic, as this event actually happened. Goeth did try to shoot Rabbi Levertov, and for some reason, his guns really didn’t fire.

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* A BlackComedy version in ''Film/SchindlersList'', of all movies. BigBad Amon Goeth deems that a Jewish munitions worker has been deliberately making hinges too slowly, and has the man dragged outside to kneel and be shot. Goeth aims his pistol and pulls the trigger...and nothing happens. He tries again, nothing. He tries again, nothing. He checks the gun, nothing's jammed. He asks for one of his men's guns, pulls the trigger...''still nothing happens''. He spends the next half minute futilely trying to get the gun to fire, nothing happening every time. Finally he [[PistolWhip smacks the worker with the gun]] and leaves in a huff, throwing both guns away.
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away. This is event [[RealityIsUnrealistic actually a case of RealityIsUnrealistic, as this event actually happened. Goeth did try to shoot Rabbi Levertov, and for some reason, his guns really didn’t fire.happened]].
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* ''[[Film/WheresPoppa Where's Poppa?]]'': After falling in LoveAtFirstSight, Gordon and Louise stare deeply into each other's eyes and draw closer and closer. Gordon softly sings a verse of a love song to her, but instead of following it up with a BigDamnKiss, he sings another verse... and then another verse... and then another verse. Clearly waiting to be kissed, Louise gets increasingly flustered when he launches into each new stanza.
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* The multiple police car pileups in ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''. The ones in the sequel go on for so long they [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line three times]].

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* The multiple police car pileups in ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''. The ones in the sequel ''Film/BluesBrothers2000'' go on for so long they [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line three times]].
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* The Creator/JohnCarpenter classic ''Film/TheyLive'' has the infamous alleyway fight scene, the rare instance where this trope overlaps with a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Nearly six uninterrupted minutes of Roddy Piper and Keith David beating the shit out of each other, and you think it's done after David puts Piper down for the second time...the third...[[SerialEscalation the fourth]]...''[[UpToEleven the fifth]]''...

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* The Creator/JohnCarpenter classic ''Film/TheyLive'' has the infamous alleyway fight scene, the rare instance where this trope overlaps with a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Nearly six uninterrupted minutes of Roddy Piper and Keith David beating the shit out of each other, and you think it's done after David puts Piper down for the second time...the third...[[SerialEscalation the fourth]]...''[[UpToEleven the fifth]]''...''the fifth''...
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** This is actually a case of reality is unrealistic, as this event actually happened. Goeth did try to shoot Rabbi Levertov, and his guns really didn’t fire.

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** This is actually a case of reality is unrealistic, RealityIsUnrealistic, as this event actually happened. Goeth did try to shoot Rabbi Levertov, and for some reason, his guns really didn’t fire.
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* ''Film/TheWayWayBack'': While overseeing the queue for a waterslide, park employee Roddy repeatedly tells a woman in a bikini that she must pause at the front of the slide until it is working properly again. It’s a ruse for Roddy to give him and his male co-workers a better look at the woman’s body. The camera zooms in to the woman’s derrière in a gag that lasts about three minutes, which is a beat too long (though undoubtedly a satisfying scene {{Fanservice}}[=-wise=]).
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* ''Series/KamenRiderFourze × [[Series/KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie Wars MEGAMAX'': At the final act of the film, the eponymous riders (Gentaro and Eiji, respectively), rendezvous with Shotaro and Philip, a.k.a. ''Series/KamenRiderDouble''. When Shotaro realizes he and Gentaro are NotSoDifferent, well...

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* ''Series/KamenRiderFourze × [[Series/KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie Wars MEGAMAX'': At the final act of the film, the eponymous riders (Gentaro and Eiji, respectively), rendezvous with Shotaro and Philip, a.k.a. ''Series/KamenRiderDouble''. When Shotaro realizes he and Gentaro are NotSoDifferent, not so different, well...
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** The drunken puke scene definitely qualifies as well.

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** The drunken puke scene definitely qualifies as well. It goes on for a straight minute, and the music climaxes three times. By the end of it, the guy looks like he vomited about as many times his own body weight too.
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* The second [[TheStinger stinger]] of ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'' featured the heroes [[spoiler:silently eating lunch at a shawarma restaurant, exhausted from the effort to save the world]]. It lasts about a minute, with [[LeaveTheCameraRunning nothing happening]].

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* The second [[TheStinger stinger]] of ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'' featured the heroes [[spoiler:silently silently eating lunch at a shawarma restaurant, exhausted from the effort to save the world]].world. It lasts about a minute, with [[LeaveTheCameraRunning nothing happening]].

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** Navin leaving his girlfriend and picking up random objects, claiming that he's only taking this one thing... and also this other thing...

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** Navin leaving his girlfriend and picking up random objects, claiming that he's only taking this one thing... and also this other thing...



* ''Film/OneCutOfTheDead'': In the first act, at the climax, the camera focuses on the FinalGirl while her boyfriend and a lunatic fight off-camera. She screams as she watches them fight... then screams some more... then inadvertently [[BreakingTheFourthWall glances at the camera]] and keeps screaming until finally the camera spins to look at the resolution of the fight. In the end, it's played a second time from a different perspective, revealing that [[spoiler:the whole thing was a movie scene, and there was a mishap between the boyfriend and the lunatic off-camera, requiring the actress to fill time while the filmmakers struggle to fix the scene. People watching the program live comment, "This is going on too long, isn't it?"]]

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* ''Film/OneCutOfTheDead'': In the first act, at the climax, the camera focuses on the FinalGirl while her boyfriend and a lunatic fight off-camera. She screams as she watches them fight... then screams some more... more...then inadvertently [[BreakingTheFourthWall glances at the camera]] and keeps screaming until finally the camera spins to look at the resolution of the fight. In the end, it's played a second time from a different perspective, revealing that [[spoiler:the whole thing was a movie scene, and there was a mishap between the boyfriend and the lunatic off-camera, requiring the actress to fill time while the filmmakers struggle to fix the scene. People watching the program live comment, "This is going on too long, isn't it?"]]



* A BlackComedy version in ''Film/SchindlersList'', of all movies. BigBad Amon Goeth deems that a Jewish munitions worker has been deliberately making hinges too slowly, and has the man dragged outside to kneel and be shot. Goeth aims his pistol and pulls the trigger... and nothing happens. He tries again, nothing. He tries again, nothing. He checks the gun, nothing's jammed. He asks for one of his men's guns, pulls the trigger... ''still nothing happens''. He spends the next half minute futilely trying to get the gun to fire, nothing happening every time. Finally he [[PistolWhip smacks the worker with the gun]] and leaves in a huff, throwing both guns away.

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* A BlackComedy version in ''Film/SchindlersList'', of all movies. BigBad Amon Goeth deems that a Jewish munitions worker has been deliberately making hinges too slowly, and has the man dragged outside to kneel and be shot. Goeth aims his pistol and pulls the trigger... and nothing happens. He tries again, nothing. He tries again, nothing. He checks the gun, nothing's jammed. He asks for one of his men's guns, pulls the trigger... ''still nothing happens''. He spends the next half minute futilely trying to get the gun to fire, nothing happening every time. Finally he [[PistolWhip smacks the worker with the gun]] and leaves in a huff, throwing both guns away.



* Japanese comedy ''Film/{{Tampopo}}'' features a fist-fight scene that lasts... well, nobody really knows, because they always fast forward through it.

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* Japanese comedy ''Film/{{Tampopo}}'' features a fist-fight scene that lasts... well, nobody really knows, because they always fast forward through it.



* The Creator/JohnCarpenter classic ''Film/TheyLive'' has the infamous alleyway fight scene, the rare instance where this trope overlaps with a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Nearly six uninterrupted minutes of Roddy Piper and Keith David beating the shit out of each other, and you think it's done after David puts Piper down for the second time...the third... [[SerialEscalation the fourth]]...''[[UpToEleven the fifth]]''...

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* The Creator/JohnCarpenter classic ''Film/TheyLive'' has the infamous alleyway fight scene, the rare instance where this trope overlaps with a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Nearly six uninterrupted minutes of Roddy Piper and Keith David beating the shit out of each other, and you think it's done after David puts Piper down for the second time...the third... [[SerialEscalation the fourth]]...''[[UpToEleven the fifth]]''...
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* Film/BeingJohnMalkovich'': When Creator/JohnMalkovich goes into his own head, he enters a world where everyone has his face and says nothing but "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Fuxkinhug Malkovich]]".

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* Film/BeingJohnMalkovich'': ''Film/BeingJohnMalkovich'': When Creator/JohnMalkovich goes into his own head, he enters a world where everyone has his face and says nothing but "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Fuxkinhug Malkovich]]".
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* In the [[DirectorsCut 2.1 version]] of ''Film/SpiderMan2'', Peter Parker spends over thirty seconds wrestling with the contents of a janitor's closet (and several more picking web off the pizza boxes) before delivering the memetic "Pizza time" line. Averted in the original cut, where the scene is a lot shorter.

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* ''Film/FeedingFrenzy'': When Jesse and Christine are attacked by monsters in a hardware store, Jesse calls for Christine to get a weapon and help him. Christine looks at the embarrassment of riches on a nearby workbench and is paralyzed with indecision on which to use as an ImprovisedWeapon. She spends a ''long'' time waffling and second-guessing which implement to use, all while Jesse is screaming in pain. Ultimately he has to help himself.



* ''Film/JojoRabbit'': When the Gestapo arrives, each member gives a "Heil Hitler" to whomever they're talking to, one at a time, with each mention getting a "Heil Hitler" in response. This happens with four different people, though the final occurrence is decidedly [[PlayedForDrama not funny]], since the character in question is a Jew trying to hide from the Gestapo.



* ''Film/FeedingFrenzy'': When Jesse and Christine are attacked by monsters in a hardware store, Jesse calls for Christine to get a weapon and help him. Christine looks at the embarrassment of riches on a nearby workbench and is paralyzed with indecision on which to use as an ImprovisedWeapon. She spends a ''long'' time waffling and second-guessing which implement to use, all while Jesse is screaming in pain. Ultimately he has to help himself.
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* The retinal scan scene from ''Folm/HobbsAndShaw'', where Shaw attempts to bypass a retinal scanner by hauling maybe a dozen unconscious mooks, ''one at a time'', before the scanner. You'll get [[BrokenRecord "access denied"]] playing in your head over and over again long after the credits. [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3bt7u5rV__Y Seen here]].

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* The retinal scan scene from ''Folm/HobbsAndShaw'', ''Film/HobbsAndShaw'', where Shaw attempts to bypass a retinal scanner by hauling maybe a dozen unconscious mooks, ''one at a time'', before the scanner. You'll get [[BrokenRecord "access denied"]] playing in your head over and over again long after the credits. [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3bt7u5rV__Y Seen here]].
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* The retinal scan scene from ''Folm/HobbsAndShaw'', where Shaw attempts to bypass a retinal scanner by hauling maybe a dozen unconscious mooks, ''one at a time'', before the scanner. You'll get [[BrokenRecord "access denied"]] playing in your head over and over again long after the credits.

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* The retinal scan scene from ''Folm/HobbsAndShaw'', where Shaw attempts to bypass a retinal scanner by hauling maybe a dozen unconscious mooks, ''one at a time'', before the scanner. You'll get [[BrokenRecord "access denied"]] playing in your head over and over again long after the credits. [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3bt7u5rV__Y Seen here]].
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* The retinal scan scene from ''Folm/HobbsAndShaw'', where Shaw attempts to bypass a retinal scanner by hauling maybe a dozen unconscious mooks, ''one at a time'', before the scanner. You'll get [[BrokenRecord "access denied"]] playing in your head over and over again long after the credits.
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**This is actually a case of reality is unrealistic, as this event actually happened. Goeth did try to shoot Rabbi Levertov, and his guns really didn’t fire.
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* ''Film/FeedingFrenzy'': When Jesse and Christine are attacked by monsters in a hardware store, Jesse calls for Christine to get a weapon and help him. Christine looks at the embarrassment of riches on a nearby workbench and is paralyzed with indecision on which to use as an for ImprovisedWeapon. She spends a ''long'' time waffling and second-guessing which implement to use, all while Jesse is screaming in pain. Ultimately he has to help himself.

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* ''Film/FeedingFrenzy'': When Jesse and Christine are attacked by monsters in a hardware store, Jesse calls for Christine to get a weapon and help him. Christine looks at the embarrassment of riches on a nearby workbench and is paralyzed with indecision on which to use as an for ImprovisedWeapon. She spends a ''long'' time waffling and second-guessing which implement to use, all while Jesse is screaming in pain. Ultimately he has to help himself.
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* ''Film/FeedingFrenzy'': When Jesse and Christine are attacked by monsters in a hardware store, Jesse calls for Christine to get a weapon and help him. Christine looks at the embarrassment of riches on a nearby workbench and is paralyzed with indecision on which to use as an for ImprovisedWeapon. She spends a ''long'' time waffling and second-guessing which implement to use, all while Jesse is screaming in pain. Ultimately he has to help himself.

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** "Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him."



* The sex scene in ''Film/TheNakedGun 2 1/2''. Not only does it go on far longer than most people would find funny, but much of the humor is derived from the fact that it's parodying ''Film/{{Ghost}}'', making it incredibly dated.



* ''Film/OneCutOfTheDead'': In the first act, at the climax, the camera focuses on the FinalGirl while her boyfriend and a lunatic fight off-camera. She screams as she watches them fight... then screams some more... then inadvertently [[BreakingTheFourthWall glances at the camera]] and keeps screaming until finally the camera spins to look at the resolution of the fight. In the end, it's played a second time from a different perspective, revealing that [[spoiler:the whole thing was a movie scene, and there was a mishap between the boyfriend and the lunatic off-camera, requiring the actress to fill time while the filmmakers struggle to fix the scene. People watching the program live comment, "This is going on too long, isn't it?"]]



* ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' has the cooking show scene where a four-armed chef goes "Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir! Stir, whip, stir, whip..." Then she adds a "BEAT!" Like everything else in the film, it's ''agonizing.''
** There's another segment where Lumpy watches an instructional video on how to assemble a computer. And we get to see ''[[{{Padding}} the entire thing.]]'' The video goes on for so long and in such painstaking detail that you could probably ''actually'' use the instructions in the video to assemble such a device, if one actually existed.

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* ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' has the cooking show scene where a four-armed chef goes "Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir! Stir, whip, stir, whip..." Then she adds a "BEAT!" Like everything else in the film, it's ''agonizing.''
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There's another segment where Lumpy watches an instructional video on how to assemble a computer. And we get to see ''[[{{Padding}} the entire thing.]]'' The video goes on for so long and in such painstaking detail that you could probably ''actually'' use the instructions in the video to assemble such a device, if one actually existed.

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* In ''Film/HomeAlone 2'' the [=McAllister=] family at the airport, passing Kevin's luggage one after another, each one saying "Give this to Kevin." When the last kid in line finds Kevin's not next to him, he passes the luggage back, and each and every one of them says "Kevin's not here."

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* In ''Film/HomeAlone 2'' ''Film/HomeAlone2'' the [=McAllister=] family at the airport, passing Kevin's luggage one after another, each one saying "Give this to Kevin." When the last kid in line finds Kevin's not next to him, he passes the luggage back, and each and every one of them says "Kevin's not here."


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* As ''Film/IronMan2'' approaches its finale, Natasha/''ComicBook/BlackWidow'' infiltrates Hammer Industries accompanied by Happy Hogan, Tony's friend and bodyguard. Happy engages only ''one'' of the guards, which, juxtaposed with Widow's takedown of nearly a dozen of the same mooks, felt really drawn out. And Black Widow finished them all off much faster than he did.
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* In the spoof film ''Film/EpicMovie'', the main characters decide to party before the big fight the next day. While Peter goes into a tent to have sex with Mystique, Lucy and Edward convince Susan to drink a little. She ends up chugging an entire keg. This leads to her puking all over two guys. Twice. In the unrated cut, she insists she's fine, before puking on another two guys. And again, twice. This already is very gross. [[NauseaFuel She then locks lips with a Legolas-Look-alike presumably to continue puking in his mouth.]] It justs goes on and on...
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{{Overly Long Gag}}s in live-action movies.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNT0DF6yrg This]] IBM sales-meeting film, featuring [[Franchise/TheMuppets Rowlf]], includes a typewriter falling down a flight of stairs for 33 seconds (from 1:42) as Rowlf looks on in horror.
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** Chico Marx's [[IncessantMusicMadness endless piano solo]] in ''Film/AnimalCrackers''.
--->'''Chico:''' I can't think of the finish.\\
'''Groucho:''' That's strange, and I can't think of anything ''else''.\\
'''Chico:''' I think I went past it.\\
'''Groucho:''' The next time you come around, jump off.
** Harpo's harp solos in many of the films. Though not meant as a joke, they seem funny just because you don't expect to see his utter {{Cloudcuckoolander}} characters sitting down and playing an incredibly beautiful harp solo.

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* ''Film/{{Airplane}}'':
-->"I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you."
%%* The car crash in Rob Schneider's ''Film/TheAnimal''.
* ''Film/AustinPowers'' made good use of this trope:
** Dr. Evil's neverending maniacal laughter, which continues through two full cycles of funny, then not funny, then funny again.
** "[[RipVanTinkle Evacuation compl....Evacuation com....com...com...Evacuation com...]]"
** The "Sshh!" gag. Dr. Evil just will not let his son say ''anything''! Followed by "Zip it!"
** Austin himself, after dispatching a villain, will sometimes react by letting loose a series of [[BondOneLiner Bond One Liners]] until another character tells him to knock it off.
--->'''Austin:''' [After a villain is decapitated] Not the time to lose one's head.\\
'''Vanessa:''' Indeed.\\
'''Austin:''' That's not the way to get ahead in life.\\
'''Vanessa:''' No.\\
'''Austin:''' It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.\\
'''Vanessa:''' …\\
'''Austin:''' He'll never be the head of a major corporation.\\
'''Vanessa:''' Okay, that'll do.\\
'''Austin:''' Okay.
* The second [[TheStinger stinger]] of ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'' featured the heroes [[spoiler:silently eating lunch at a shawarma restaurant, exhausted from the effort to save the world]]. It lasts about a minute, with [[LeaveTheCameraRunning nothing happening]].
* ''Film/BatmanTheMovie'' (1966): "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JpWMnxBmGg Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!]]"
* Film/BeingJohnMalkovich'': When Creator/JohnMalkovich goes into his own head, he enters a world where everyone has his face and says nothing but "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Fuxkinhug Malkovich]]".
-->'''John Malkovich:''' '''''IT MUST BE CLOSED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!'''''
* The notorious [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs "baked beans" scene]] in ''Film/BlazingSaddles''. Creator/MelBrooks was asked to cut down the number of farts, but he realized the length of the gag would enable people to get over their initial shocked reaction and start laughing.
* The multiple police car pileups in ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''. The ones in the sequel go on for so long they [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line three times]].
* In a deleted scene from ''Film/{{Borat}}'', Borat explores an American supermarket:
-->'''Borat:''' What is this? \\
'''Employee:''' That's cheese. \\
'''Borat:''' And what is this? \\
'''Employee:''' That's cheese. \\
''[repeat ad nauseum and back again]''
* When [[TheDragon Dragon]] Amilyn (played by Paul Reubens, a.k.a. Peewee Herman) is staked in the original ''Film/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', he writhes around on the floor [[FinalSpeech lamenting his fate]], dying...and Buffy eventually gets sick of it and just leaves. At [[TheStinger the end of the credits]], he's still going.
* In one scene of ''Film/CannibalTheMusical'', there's a relatively short example: Alferd Packer and his party enter a store and all six of them greet the shopkeeper individually with a "Howdy!". The shopkeeper responds in kind ''each time'', and they cut between the shopkeeper and the party member every time this happens. Later on there's a much longer overly long gag in the form of an extensive NotQuiteDead sequence.
* ''Film/CJ7'' has a scene where the alien shits on the boy's face like a machine gun for over a minute.
* ''Film/{{Clue}}'': The {{Multiple Ending|s}} [[TheSummation Summations]] are built on this. But the one with the bullet-counting just rides it into the ground and lets the ground have the last laugh.
-->'''Guests:''' Get on with it!\\
'''Wadsworth:''' I'm getting there! I'm getting there!
* ''Film/{{Crank}}'' has the very last scene, where Chevilos is [[spoiler: freefalling thousands of feet through the air to his death]]. It takes a few minutes, enough for him to even leave a heartfelt goodbye to his girlfriend.
* In ''Film/DeadMenDontWearPlaid'', Creator/SteveMartin's character is making another character "some of my famous Java" by continuously shaking coffee grounds from a bag into a saucepan. This goes on for ''forty-five seconds'' of him shaking coffee out of the packet. Thirty seconds in, even Martin's character is looking glazed and he actually sighs with boredom, and shakes the last few grounds out of the packet...and then more coffee keeps coming out, and he goes back to shaking it again, then the packet nearly runs out ''again'', and once again he shakes out the last few grounds...and then ''more'' coffee keeps slooshing out of the packet, and he goes back to regularly shaking it. By the time he's finished, the audience has long since been bored to death, and resurrection, and rebirth.
* ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'': Ferris' teacher, played by Ben Stein, taking role. "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
* ''Film/ForrestGump'': The LongList of shrimp recipes and each ImagineSpot for Lieutenant Dan and Bubba's ancestors.
* ''Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'':
** When showing the Vogon Constructor Fleet around Earth, [[StaggeredZoom the camera jumps back with every "beat" of the music]]. When this effect is put into play, it usually only happens about [[RuleOfThree three times]]. In the movie, it happens a grand total of 55 times.
** Another one happens when the microphone the Vogon will use to read poetry to the hostage Arthur and Ford is being brought out. It comes out of the ceiling, and ends up falling all the way down the ship to the bottom.
* In ''Film/HomeAlone 2'' the [=McAllister=] family at the airport, passing Kevin's luggage one after another, each one saying "Give this to Kevin." When the last kid in line finds Kevin's not next to him, he passes the luggage back, and each and every one of them says "Kevin's not here."
* ''Film/HotRod'':
** The scene where Rod locks Kevin out of the house. Rod falling down an impossibly tall hill probably counts too, as does Jonathan shouting "wait babe! wait babe! wait! BAAAAAAAAABBBBEEEEE...Wait!"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siB6y8TDf7k "Cool beans."]]
* In ''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack'', during the climactic montage, Jay and Bob are [[spoiler: about to beat up one of their internet detractors]]. The man shushes them, as he is on a call. Jay and Bob end up standing there for about two minutes while the man nods and Uh-Huhs, before they [[spoiler: start choking him with the phone cord and punching him.]] The commentary said that originally the scene was much shorter, but the longer it went the funnier everyone found it, so they kept lengthening it until it reached its present length.
* ''Film/TheJerk'':
** "I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days."
** Navin leaving his girlfriend and picking up random objects, claiming that he's only taking this one thing... and also this other thing...
* ''Series/KamenRiderFourze × [[Series/KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie Wars MEGAMAX'': At the final act of the film, the eponymous riders (Gentaro and Eiji, respectively), rendezvous with Shotaro and Philip, a.k.a. ''Series/KamenRiderDouble''. When Shotaro realizes he and Gentaro are NotSoDifferent, well...
-->'''Shotaro:''' You're a good kid after all!\\
'''Gentaro:''' Yessir!\\
'''Shotaro:''' ''Right on!''\\
'''Gentaro:''' ''Yessir!''\\
'''Shotaro:''' ''Right on!''\\
'''Gentaro:''' ''YESSIR!''\\
'''Shotaro:''' ''RIGHT ON!''\\
'''Gentaro:''' ''YESSIR!''\\
'''Shotaro:''' ''RIGHT ON!''\\
'''Gentaro:''' ''YESSIR!''\\
'''Shotaro:''' ''RIGHT O--!''\\
'''Eiji:''' Uh, can you tell us about the guy who took the medals?
* This occurs a number of times in ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist'', such as the dramatic camera movements and sounds before a fight.
--> "Choooseeeen!..." "I'm coming!..."
* There are a few of these in ''Film/TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra'', but they are all used quite well. One of the better examples is Dr. Fleming's maniacal laughter scene, which somehow gets funnier and funnier as the scene plays out. The sequel, ''The Lost Skeleton Returns Again,'' has the "Slowly!" gag.
* Creator/TomHanks' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CJ9EDtZ2p8 30-second laugh]] in ''Film/TheMoneyPit''.
* At least a third of the jokes in ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' could be considered these. (Lancelot's charge, the Knights of the Round Table song, the entire ending sequence). The miracle is that they remain funny even though you're expecting them.
** "Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him."
* ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife'': The part where Gaston the waiter leads the camera a very, very long way to the house where he grew up, turning around every few steps to beckon and say something encouraging.
%%* The gentleman's club scene in ''Film/MysteryTeam'' can be like this.
* The sex scene in ''Film/TheNakedGun 2 1/2''. Not only does it go on far longer than most people would find funny, but much of the humor is derived from the fact that it's parodying ''Film/{{Ghost}}'', making it incredibly dated.
* The second ''Film/NightAtTheMuseum'' film has a few, but easily the most irritating is the climactic trade-off between Larry and Kah-Mun-Rah. For ''at least three minutes'', Larry ''insists'' that Kah-Mun-Rah hand over Jebediah first, while Kah-Mun-Rah ''insists'' that Larry hand over the tablet and the combination first. Eventually it just degenerates into an extended "do not cross this line" segment before the audience is ''finally'' put out of their misery when Al Capone arrives with the combination and Kah-Mun-Rah just snatches the tablet out of Larry's hands.
* ''Film/TheParty'':
** The film starts with this. One actor, playing the part of the trumpeter for a charge, goes on...and on...and on. The funny part of it is that the other actors keep SHOOTING at him to make him stop, but he keeps going on...and on...and on...
** Later, he's in a bathroom, and accidentally drops a painting in a toilet tank. He grabs a piece of toilet paper to dry it, and the roll spins and keeps spinning...and spinning...and spinning. He just stands there watching as the entire roll of paper spools on the floor.
* In ''Film/TheProducers'', Carmen Ghia receiving the protagonists: "yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?"
* John Goodman's incessant primal screaming in ''Film/RaisingArizona'' is both this and a RunningGag.
* The death of Kinney, the unfortunate executive near the beginning of Paul Verhoeven's science fiction action film ''Film/RoboCop1987'' was very much along these lines. After being instructed to challenge a prototype police robot as part of a demonstration, Kinney finds himself riddled with bullets by the malfunctioning machine; and it just doesn't stop. The studios lobbied Verhoeven to shorten the sequence, with the odd result that the R-rated cut seems ''more'' brutal than the cartoonishly exaggerated unrated edition.
* ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'': "Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!" [[AudienceParticipation (Bullwinkle!)]]
* A BlackComedy version in ''Film/SchindlersList'', of all movies. BigBad Amon Goeth deems that a Jewish munitions worker has been deliberately making hinges too slowly, and has the man dragged outside to kneel and be shot. Goeth aims his pistol and pulls the trigger... and nothing happens. He tries again, nothing. He tries again, nothing. He checks the gun, nothing's jammed. He asks for one of his men's guns, pulls the trigger... ''still nothing happens''. He spends the next half minute futilely trying to get the gun to fire, nothing happening every time. Finally he [[PistolWhip smacks the worker with the gun]] and leaves in a huff, throwing both guns away.
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' [[StandardEstablishingSpaceshipShot opens with a huge spaceship that scrolls into view]] and keeps on scrolling for 90 seconds (parodying the opening shot of the Star Destroyer in ''Franchise/StarWars''). At least three times something that resembles a tail section comes into view, and the background music segues into the next piece, only to false-start and cut right back to stalling. The orchestra is clearly getting increasingly frustrated with the endless length of the craft. As it finishes, the camera pans to the rear of the ship, which has a bumper sticker saying ''WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY''. Creator/MelBrooks actually said in the commentary that he would've let that sequence go on for hours if the studio had let him. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d later in the movie, as President Skroob is seen running onto the ship's bridge. "The ship is too big! If I walk, the movie will be over!"
* ''Film/SpaceCop'' does this twice, due to WebVideo/RedLetterMedia's love of AntiHumor.
** Space Cop spends about a minute of screen time punching in the combination to unlock his refrigerator.
** Space Cop's commander (played by Creator/PattonOswalt) struggles awkwardly to end their video conference for quite a long time while Space Cop just stares blankly at him.
* In ''Film/SpyHard'''s opening theme, Music/WeirdAlYankovic holds a note so long his head [[YourHeadAsplode explodes]].
* ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' has the cooking show scene where a four-armed chef goes "Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir! Stir, whip, stir, whip..." Then she adds a "BEAT!" Like everything else in the film, it's ''agonizing.''
** There's another segment where Lumpy watches an instructional video on how to assemble a computer. And we get to see ''[[{{Padding}} the entire thing.]]'' The video goes on for so long and in such painstaking detail that you could probably ''actually'' use the instructions in the video to assemble such a device, if one actually existed.
* Japanese comedy ''Film/{{Tampopo}}'' features a fist-fight scene that lasts... well, nobody really knows, because they always fast forward through it.
* ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice''
** The puppet-sex scene in. The UnratedEdition makes the scene even ''longer'', to the point where most viewers are likely bored. [[CensorDecoy This was done on purpose, so the censors would be so focused on that scene that, in comparison, other borderline jokes would go unnoticed.]]
** The drunken puke scene definitely qualifies as well.
* In ''They Came Together'', Joel goes to a bar to [[DrowningMySorrows drown his sorrows]] after finding his girlfriend cheating on him:
-->'''Joel:''' Give me another one; make it a double.\\
'''Bartender:''' You look like you had a bad day.\\
'''Joel:''' Heh, tell me about it.\\
'''Bartender:''' Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.\\
'''Joel:''' You can say that again.\\
'''Bartender:''' Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much. \\
'''Joel:''' Heh, tell me about it.\\
'''Bartender:''' Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.\\
'''Joel:''' You can say that again.\\
''[etc., until finally someone in the FramingDevice interrupts and tells him to get on with the rest of the story]''
* The Creator/JohnCarpenter classic ''Film/TheyLive'' has the infamous alleyway fight scene, the rare instance where this trope overlaps with a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Nearly six uninterrupted minutes of Roddy Piper and Keith David beating the shit out of each other, and you think it's done after David puts Piper down for the second time...the third... [[SerialEscalation the fourth]]...''[[UpToEleven the fifth]]''...
* The 1986 movie ''Film/ThreeAmigos'' used this trope in its theme song, where one note is held for an uncomfortably long period of time.
* ''Film/TropicThunder'': the cast's reaction to [[spoiler:the director having been blown up by a land mine]].
* ''Film/WildWildWest'':
** Loveless and West toss [[HurricaneOfPuns about half a dozen jokes]] back in forth in a single conversation about Jim being black and Loveless being in a wheelchair with no legs.
--->'''Loveless:''' I knew him [General [=McGrath=]] years ago, but I haven't seen him in a ''coon's'' age.\\
'''West:''' I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep track of even ''half'' the people you know.
** Develops into a BrickJoke at the very end of the film.
--->'''Loveless:''' How did we arrive in this ''dark'' situation?\\
'''West:''' I have no idea Dr. Loveless, I'm just as ''stumped'' as you are.

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