History Main / MyEyesAreUpHere

* In the ''TomStrong'' story introducing Jonni Future, the [[InTheBlood niece]] with GagBoobs related to ScienceHero Johnny Future says this when she meets Johnny's [[BeastMan male felinoid]] sidekick. To be fair, Johnny's own outfit was ridiculously beefcake and he didn't expect to be succeeded by a girl.

* Averted in ''{{House}}'', saison 4 episode 2. When the fake breast enhancement surgery they planned is threatened to be cancelled, the title character exclaims: "Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look ''at her face'' when they talk to her?"

* [=~A Knights Tale~=]: When William is bludgeoning his way through a love letter to Jocelyn, Roland and Wat mention that he should mention that he "misses her breasts", after which Chaucer says, "I would tend to look above her breasts, William."

* ''[=~A Knights Tale~=]": When William is bludgeoning his way through a love letter to Jocelyn, Roland and Wat mention that he should mention that he "misses her breasts", after which Chaucer says, "I would tend to look above her breasts, William."

* ''[[=~A Knights Tale~=]]": When William is bludgeoning his way through a love letter to Jocelyn, Roland and Wat mention that he should mention that he "misses her breasts", after which Chaucer says, "I would tend to look above her breasts, William."

* ''[[A Knights Tale]]": When William is bludgeoning his way through a love letter to Jocelyn, Roland and Wat mention that he should mention that he "misses her breasts", after which Chaucer says, "I would tend to look above her breasts, William."

* ''[=~A Knights Tale~=]: When William is bludgeoning his way through a love letter to Jocelyn, Roland and Wat mention that he should mention that he "misses her breasts", after which Chaucer says, "I would tend to look above her breasts, William."

* This is the well-endowed Lady Germany's BerserkButton in ScandinaviaAndTheWorld.

* This is the well-endowed Lady Germany's BeserkButton in ScandinaviaAndTheWorld.

An almost AlwaysFemale StockPhrase, especially if the woman has GagBoobs or her outfit may as well be VaporWear. Used to {{Lampshade}} the MaleGaze, though occasionally a [[BiggusDickus well-endowed man]] will utter it as well for laughs.

{{Truth in Television}}. Please save your stories for [[TroperTales/MyEyesAreUpHere Troper Tales]]. See also: MaleGaze, which often prompts this reaction.

* [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] and {{Played for Laughs}} in ''[[http://www.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060214 Krakow]]''. Lucretia, a [[HornyDevils succubus]], has three eyes. Being summoned by a guy who keeps staring at her third eye pisses her off.

** Then you get ''{{Oglaf}}''[='s=] equally NSFW version [[http://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/1/ version]] ...

* Said by Jesus' busty sister Tammi in [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/ this article]] by TheOnion.

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'''Zatanna:''' [notices his stare] My ''legs'' are fine... as is the rest of me. [points to her face] Up here.\\
'''B'wana Beast:''' Whoa! She's got the fire of the cheetah in her! [snarls]\\
'''Zatanna:''' [to Batman, annoyed] Why are you doing this to me?

TruthInTelevision. Please save your stories for [[TroperTales/MyEyesAreUpHere Troper Tales]]. See also: MaleGaze, which often prompts this reaction.

* In the TomStrong story introducing Jonni Future, the [[InTheBlood niece]] with GagBoobs related to ScienceHero Johnny Future says this when she meets Johnny's [[BeastMan male felinoid]] sidekick. To be fair, Johnny's own outfit was ridiculously beefcake and he didn't expect to be succeeded by a girl.

* In an episode of ''{{Scrubs}}'', J.D.'s [[ImagineSpot daydream]] involves Dr. Cox wetting himself out of nervousness. J.D. is staring at Cox's crotch for a good several seconds before Cox has to whistle and repeat the name of the trope several times to get JD back to reality.

Can also be a good FunTShirt print, as seen to your right.

-->'''Carmen Electra:''' Homer, my eyes are up here.\\

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** As well in the episode with Ben, where Carla talks to J.D. alone about trusting his instincts - Carla teases him by asking him if he wants her body. J.D is flustered at first but gives in to the [[MaleGaze male gaze]] and Carla replies with a simple "Up here, Bambi".

** As well in the episode with Ben, where Carla talks to J.D. alone about trusting his instincts - Carla teases him by asking him if he wants her body. J.D is flustered at first but gives in to the ''[[MaleGaze male gaze]]'' and Carla replies with a simple "Up here, Bambi".

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* In the TomStrong story introducing Jonni Future, the [[InTheBlood neice]] with GagBoobs related to ScienceHero Johnny Future says this when she meets Johnny's [[BeastMan male felinoid]] sidekick. To be fair, Johnny's own outfit was ridiculously beefcake and he didn't expect to be succeeded by a girl.
* Sachs from the ''SachsAndViolens'' comic book had a T-shirt with that phrase printed on it.
* This might as well be PowerGirl's CatchPhrase.

[[AC:FanArt]]
* The [[MeaningfulName aptly-titled]], NSFW website ''Rule 34'' ([[RuleThirtyFour and with a]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin name like that]]...) has a funny (and ''[[NippleAndDimed only mildly]]'' NSFW) [[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/447990#search=medusa featured image]] ([[http://rule34-images.paheal.net/33fbe14a2ad67858986bd73b35629c64/447990%20-%20Gorgon%20Greek_mythology%20Joe_Randel%20Medusa%20featured_image%20mythology.jpg image only]]) about a GorgeousGorgon that combines this trope with ShmuckBait. In case you haven't already figured it out, click on a link and see what I mean.

[[AC:{{Film}}]]

* The truck stop waitress in ''TenaciousDInThePickOfDestiny'' wears a shirt which reads "My Face Is Up Here".

[[AC:LiveActionTV]]

--->'''Carly''': I'm not a twig. I'm getting curvier everyday!
--->'''Freddie''': (turns at Carly) I know.
--->'''Carly''': (sternly) Eyes up, dude.

* In an episode of ''{{Scrubs}}'' JD's [[ImagineSpot daydream]] involves Dr. Cox wetting himself out of nervousness. JD is staring at Cox's crotch for a good several seconds before Cox has to whistle and repeat the name of the trope several times to get JD back to reality.
** Also inverted when JD and Elliot are in the locker room together. JD says they need to talk about the sexual tension, Elliot wheels around wearing only a bra and tells JD that there ''is'' no sexual tension. JD desperately tries to keep looking at her face until Elliot tells him to just look down before his neck snaps. Which he does. "Awesome".

--> '''Molly''': "Hello there."
--> '''All''': * Looks at chest*
--> '''Molly'''"Yep, those are my boobs"
--> '''All''': * Looks at her face*

* Averted in ''{{House}}'', s04e02, when the fake breast enhancement surgery they planned is threatened to be cancelled, the title character exclaims: "Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look ''at her face'' when they talk to her?"

[[AC:{{Music}}]]

-->Hey Mr. Music\\

My eyes are up here

[[AC:NewMedia]]
* TheNostalgiaChick, as the Goblin King aka "Package!" says this in her review of ''{{Labyrinth}}''.

[[AC:NewspaperComics]]
* Played with in the Norwegian comic strip "M": http://www.start.no/m/?m=20090426 and http://www.start.no/m/?m=20090502
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2010/db100213.gif This]] ''{{Doonesbury}}'' comic.

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* Fusionette from ''CityOfHeroes'' has been known to say this a time or two.

* This exact phrase is one of the dialogue option for the female protagonist (who starts the game only in her or his underwear) during the first dialogue with Atton Rand in ''KnightsOfTheOldRepublic II: The Sith Lords''.
* An inversion occurs in the fan-made ''NeverwinterNights2'' mod ''DarkWaters'', in the first chapter in which you learn about the memories/personality quirks/etc. that were implanted into you and your party at the beginning, a female player has to remind Daniel that she has breasts when he starts treating her like the person whose memories she has.

[[AC:{{Webcomics}}]]
* [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] and PlayedForLaughs in ''[[http://www.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060214 Krakow]]'' - Lucretia, a [[HornyDevils succubus]], has three eyes. Being summoned by a guy who keeps staring at her third eye pisses her off.
--> Hey! My boobs are down here, buster!
* Jade of ''PVPOnline'' had MMORPG character in a superhero themed game with the battle cry "Eyes up here, buddy!"
* Notably averted in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1001.php this]] strip of ''DanAndMabsFurryAdventures''

* Winston of ''{{Freefall}}'' had a different reason for potentially saying that: [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01074.htm squeaky shoe covers.]]
* ''KeychainOfCreation'' had a hilarious inversion in one of the [[http://keychain.patternspider.net/comics/firstmeeting.gif extra strips]], with Marena trying to divert Misho to [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean her other pair of eyes]].
* In ''AppleGeeks'', one of Alice's signature shirts is a black t-shirt with an arrow pointing up on her chest.
* A male example occurs in ''PennyAndAggie'' when Karen deliberately walks in, naked, on her boyfriend Marshall while he's showering in the gym.

** Torg also gets this reaction [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20100201 from Sasha]].
*** [[LampshadeHanging Who is wearing a shirt with a row of "i"s on it.]]

* [[http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/On-behalf-of-men-everywhere,-sorry-ladies.-We-just-cant-help-it..png This]] ''CyanideAndHappiness'' strip.
->- Yes, but your tits are down there.

--> Adam: "Yeah. And so is your hair. What's your point?"

[[AC:WebOriginal]]
* Male variation in ''ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'': Agent Skyfire simultaneously suffered a GenderBender and broke the zipper on her jeans in front of her gay room-mate and two female friends. "I know these transformations are kind of weird and all, but I think you'll find my face is still up ''here''!"

[[AC:WesternAnimation]]

--->'''Carmen Electra''': "Homer, my eyes are up here."
--->'''Homer''': "I've made my choice."

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* The [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Nostalgia Chick]], as the Goblin King aka "Package!" says this in her review of ''{{Labyrinth}}''.

* 1939 version of Hunchback of Notre Dame has sexually frustrated villain Frollo staring at Esmeralda´s breasts when they meet first time.
* In {{Nick And Norahs Infinite Playlist}}, Norah says this to Nick the first time he sees after [[{{She Cleans Up Nicely}} his gay friends give her a more flattering bra to wear]].

* Averted in {{House}}, s04e02, when the fake breast enhancement surgery they planned is threatened to be cancelled, the title character exclaims: "Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look ''at her face'' when they talk to her?"

* An inversion occurs in the fan-made NeverwinterNights2 mod Dark Waters, in the first chapter in which you learn about the memories/personality quirks/etc. that were implanted into you and your party at the beginning, a female player has to remind Daniel that she has breasts when he starts treating her like the person whose memories she has.

* Male variation in ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum: Agent Skyfire simultaneously suffered a GenderBender and broke the zipper on her jeans in front of her gay room-mate and two female friends. "I know these transformations are kind of weird and all, but I think you'll find my face is still up ''here''!"

[[AC:FanArt]]
* The [[MeaningfulName aptly-titled]], NSFW website ''Rule 34'' ([[RuleThirtyFour and with a]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin name like that]][[SoYeah ...]]) has a funny (and ''[[NippleAndDimed only mildly]]'' NSFW) [[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/447990#search=medusa featured image]] ([[http://rule34-images.paheal.net/33fbe14a2ad67858986bd73b35629c64/447990%20-%20Gorgon%20Greek_mythology%20Joe_Randel%20Medusa%20featured_image%20mythology.jpg image only]]) about a GorgeousGorgon that combines this trope with ShmuckBait. In case you haven't already figured it out, click on a link and see what I mean.
** Then you get ''{{Oglaf}}''[='s=] equally NSFW version [[http://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/1/ version]] ...