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* TheSpoonyExperiment: Spoony's review of ''[[{{Pumpkinhead}} Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge]]'' culminates in this. After suffering through the worst game he's ever played in his life and going [[{{Understatement}} more than a little]] [[DrivenToMadness nuts]] over it, he says there's a good side.
-->''Spoony'': "There's a good side! There's a good side!" *holds up the instruction book to the game* "You see this? The people who made this game actually had the <i>balls</i> to put their names in the back of the fucking instruction book - and I swear to God, if I ever find any one of you assholes, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! I WILL STAB YOU IN THE '''BRAIN!'''"

--> '''[[spoiler:Law Hero]]:''' "[[InTheNameOfTheMoon In the name of]] {{God}}, [[KnightTemplar I must slay you!]]" \\

* ''ShinMegamiTenseiI'': As you progress further through the game, you make alignment-affecting choices that will please one of [[spoiler:your alignment sidekicks]] and/or piss off the other. Near the end of the game, once you're locked into an alignment, whoever you're at odds with will decide that you've crossed the line and threaten to outright kill you:

'''[[spoiler:Chaos Hero]]:''' "Now it's your turn! Let's rumble, [[HelloInsertNameHere (player)]]!"
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** Another instance in the anime when Sai insults Naruto's [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean size]] after Naruto insults his drawing has Naruto saying "Let me be perfectly clear. I hate you!" But when he says that it sounds like he's saying "I...KEEL YEW!"

* ''GundamWing'': This '''is''' [[TropeCodifier Heero Yuy]]'s CatchPhrase. It's {{subverted}} in that, [[IneffectualDeathThreats he never actually goes through with it]] no matter to whom he's referring[[hottip:*:including [[[[RebelliousPrincess Relena]], [[TheLancer Duo]], [[TheHeart Quatre]], [[TheRival Zechs]]...]]. Since he's a [[HitmanWithAHeart slowly-thawing assassin]], it may be that he's trying to convince ''himself'' that he has to kill people he cares about for TheGreaterGood.

* ''GundamWing'': [[TropeCodifier Heero says this]]. Often. It's practically his CatchPhrase: ''"Omae o korosu."''
** Also {{subverted}} to the point of being a RunningGag. If he says he's going to kill you, [[IneffectualDeathThreats chances are pretty good he]] ''[[IneffectualDeathThreats won't]]''.

* Game/ClockTower

* In the first volume of the yaoi manga ''Under Grand Hotel'' Sen defends himself against a rapist by poking the guy's eye out with a cross necklace he won in a checker game from Swordfish. In response, the guy starts choking Sen and says, "You damn Jap! I'll kill you!"

Someone threatens to kill someone else, often by [[ChewingTheScenery yelling it at the top of their lungs]], or by [[TranquilFury simply saying it, calmly]]. Or variations on this theme, most notably with the F-Bomb [[hottip:* :[[ClusterFBomb "Fucking I'll fucking kill fucking you, fuckface!"]]]] or with an accent such as [[JeffDunham "I keel yew!"]] HilarityEnsues, especially if the threatened person replies, "IsThatAThreat?" If there's no realistic chance of it being carried out, this is also quite a straightforward example of IneffectualDeathThreats. Unless said target dies, in which case they will be near the top of the suspect list.

** [[BoobsOfSteel Tsunade-Sama]] was threatened to be killed by [[LovableSexManiac Jiraiya]], after he deduced that she led negotiations with [[BigBad Orochimaru]], if she would commit any kind of treason against their home village (Such as restoring Orochimaru hands. Orochimaru made it quite clear that his first deed with them would be to annihilate the home village).

* ''{{Alias}}'' (A Man of His Word)

-->''Spoony'': "There's a good side! There's a good side!" *holds up the instruction book to the game* "You see this? The people who made this game actually had the <i>balls</i> to put their names in the back of the fucking instruction book - and I swear to God, if I ever find any one of you assholes I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! I WILL STAB YOU IN THE '''BRAIN!'''"

-->''Spoony'': "There's a good side! There's a good side!" *holds up the instruction book to the game* "You see this? The people who made this game actually had the <i>balls</i> to put their names in the back of the fucking instruction book - and I swear to God, if I ever find any one of you assholes I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! I WILL STAB YOU IN THE <b>BRAIN!</b>"

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity]]
-->'''Achmed the Dead Terrorist:''' Silence! I KEEL YOU!
* In ''TwelveAngryMen'', the jurors talk about how the accused shouted, "I'll kill you!" at the victim shortly before the murder. Juror #3 insists that no one would say such a thing unless he means it, but is ultimately forced to back down when he shouts the same thing at Juror #8.
* ''AViewFromTheBridge'':
--> '''Eddie:''' I'll kill you for that, you son of a bitch!
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* {{MSPaintMasterpieces}}' "I'LL KILL YOU TO PIECES!"

* In the English dub for "Fullmetal Alchemist" (Brotherhood) episode 58, Mustang uses it quite well when put in a helpless situation.

--> Mustang: [[spoiler: "No, not a chance!! I won't be your puppet!"]]

--> Mustang: [[spoiler: *silent for a beat, shocked* "LIEUTENANT!...LIEUTENANT!! LIETENANT!!!"]]

* Ellen De Generes related a time she was walking out in the airport parking lot, and saw a swarthy guy laboring at changing a tire - she let out a sympathetic laugh, which he misinterpreted as a laugh ''at'' him. He angrily said to her, "I kill you with one punch to your stupidhead!"

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