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* When Molotov was in Berlin for a conference in November 1940, [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the RAF bombed the city centre]] just to embarrass the Germans. Quoth Churchill: "We were disappointed not to be invited to the proceedings, but decided to make sure we were not forgotten."

* Dying in ''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}'' causes the boss you were fighting to give a death quote related to whatever their theme is, [[RhymesOnADime many done in rhyme]]. Here are some of the first ones you can get in the game, from the phases of the Root Pack battle, the Root Pack being a potato, an onion, and a carrot respectively:
-->'''Sal Spudder:''' Buttered, smashed, and mashed. It's over for you.
-->'''Ollie Bulb:''' Hey little guy, it's O.K. [[OnionTears if you have to cry!]]
-->'''Chauncey Chantenay:''' I'm lean, mean, and full of beta-carotine.

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[[caption-width-right:350:It's supposed to be a ten-gallon hat, but it appears to have sprung a leak.]]

--->'''Numbuh One:''' [[spoiler:I always wondered how the Delightful Children went to the bathroom together.]]

* There's a funny [[SubvertedTrope subversion]] in ''ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}'' when [[WildCard Barney Barton]] has helped his brother Clint fight off [[TheMafiya the Tracksuit Draculas]].

** In the graphic novel ''The Skull of Agarash'', Guildmaster Mazrah comments about a pair of pirates getting skewered by single arrow through both skulls.

-->'''Mrs. Jones:''' The satellite dish fell on her as she was trying to run away. She was crushed.
-->'''Alex:''' [[BlackComedy I'd have been disappointed too.]]

--> I hope those were baby teeth.

--> “You know,” the dragon said, still chewing, “for such a bad guy, he tastes pretty good.”

* In ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', when the team is trying to find a KillerRobot loose in the base, Mack and Elena begin having CasualDangerDialogue about how the robot's creator should have seen this coming since it's what happens in every movie ever, and even mention a few specific films. So naturally, when Mack has a shot at the robot just as it's going on about how it's transcended its original nature by the power of [[EvilIsNotAToy the]] [[TomeOfEldritchLore Darkhold]], he sneaks up and [[TalkToTheFist interrupts its speech]] by way of [[KilledMidSentence an axe to the head]]. Head goes thud. Body goes thud. Everyone stares at Mack, who says: "Roll credits."

* Played with in an episode of ''Series/{{Angel}}'', where Wesley, after impaling a demon which constantly laughs says, "Who's laughing now? ... Well, you. But I still win."

* ''{{Series/Arrow}}'': In the episode "Unfinished Business", when Diggle goes to [[spoiler:rescue Oliver at the mental institution]], he manages to take down [[spoiler:the doctor's assistant]] after some struggling with a defibrillator discharge at his head. Dig gets up and says a single word on the matter: "Clear".

* In ''Series/TheFlash2014'', the episode "Going Rogue" has one of Leonard Snart's mooks saying that he wants out after their heist to an armored truck gets foiled. When he turns around, Snart promptly shoots him and quips: "Well, when you're out, you're out."

* Occasionally used in the 60s spy series ''Series/TheManFromUNCLE'', usually delivered by Napoleon Solo after he has dispatched a THRUSH {{mook}}. Given when the series aired and its premise, very possibly a deliberate {{Homage}} to ''Film/JamesBond''.
** Creator/IanFleming, who created Bond, did concept work for the show.

--->'''Martellus:''' and I know this: the best way to catch a ''monster'' is to be a ''[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140414 bigger monster.]]''

-->'''Corben Dallas''': Anyone else wants to negotiate?

-->'''Dunkey'''[to a [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 Witch]] that has been modded to look like a sandwich]: Bitch. I said no mayonnaise.

** When Numbuh Five is about to activate the cheese bomb to destroy an infestation lice monsters, Numbuh Two suddenly bursts into the room and tells Numbuh Five she has to say a one-liner before using the bomb. His rambling, however, manages to distract the lice long enough for Number 5 to activate it anyway.

* WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo of all people gets to do this in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated''. After crushing an evil robotic double of himself, he says: "Play dead." This is a follow-up to several dog-related puns Freddie unsuccessfully tried to use as Bond One Liners.

--> '''Dan:''' "Now ''that's'' what I call tooth decay!"
* ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'': General Grievous gets one in "Duel of the Droids" after he kills a greedy Gha Nachkt.
--> '''Grievous:''' "There's your bonus."

--> '''Rex:''' I'm no Jedi.

--> '''Alice:''' I knew it. *squishes water balloon* Fake! Euro-skank.
* WesternAnimation/DuckDodgers has the titular character deliver one of these after dropping a giant ice boulder onto the Queen of Mars. She survives, but only due to CartoonPhysics.
-->'''Duck Dodgers:''' ''Giant rock takes Queen.''

-->'''Harley Quinn:''' ''[Watching the aircraft crashing with the Joker in it]'' Puddin'!\\

---> '''Commissioner Gordon:''' That's a first. A coin flips Two Face.

* ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan2012'': Taskmaster drops one after [[ItMakesSenseInContext launching the Midtown High gym coach through the football field goalposts via booby-trap in order to take his place]]:

* ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueTheFlashpointParadox'' has ComicBook/{{Batman}}, [[spoiler:Thomas Wayne]], give one after giving ComicBook/EobardThawne a BoomHeadshot with his gun in response to his JustForFun/FamousLastWords.

--> ''"...Vengeance will not be complete until Japanese sea power is reduced to impotence. We have made substantial progress in that direction. Perhaps we will be forgiven if we claim that we are about [[JustForPun midway]] to that objective."''

-->'''Jotaro:''' There was only one reason why you lost, DIO. One very simple reason. You really pissed me off.

* ''VideoGame/Persona5'': Whenever an [[CombinationAttack All-Out Attack]] is prompted, the character that initiated the attack will drop a line right after the enemies have been cut to pieces, and get a splash screen with a BadassBoast of some kind on it:
** [[PlayerCharacter Joker]]: '''THE SHOW'S OVER.'''
** Skull: '''FREAKIN' BORING!'''
** Mona: '''MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!'''
** Panther: '''OMG!! WE ARE SO AWESOME!'''
** Fox: '''IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. GOODBYE.'''
** Queen: '''JUSTICE HAS PREVAILED.'''
** Noir: '''ADIEU.'''
** Crow: '''MY SOLE INTEREST IS UNCOVERING THE TRUTH.'''
** Caroline and Justine: '''DON'T BE SO COCKY.'''
** ''[[UpdatedRerelease Persona 5 Royal]]'' adds 4 more:
*** Oracle: '''GIT GUD!'''
*** [[spoiler:Black Mask Crow: '''I DECIDE THE TRUTH.''']]
*** Violet: '''BEAUTY IS DEVOTION.'''
*** [[spoiler:Lavenza: '''DON'T BE SO NAÏVE.''']]

-->-- ''Film/StarskyAndHutch'' (2004)

* ''ComicBook/DirtyPair: A Plague of Angels'' lampshades this when Kei and Yuri reveal that their [[HeroesRUs employer]], the 3WA, included a "Combat Quips" course teaching this trope along with the rest of their training.

* In ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend'', [[BigBad Emperor Doviculus]] can't help but note how easy it was to kill [[spoiler:the humans' new king Lars]].
-->'''Doviculus:''' It seems I had less to worry about than I thought.

* If this ''Franchise/StarWars'' example doesn't count, it comes seriously close. In Luke Skywalker's final duel (atop a cliff, [[RuleOfCool naturally]]) with [[ExpandedUniverse Lumiya,]] when she slips and falls, he grabs her arm. After saying, "I'd never let you fall," he cuts her head off. PlayedWith a little because unlike most examples, he's being incredibly serious.

* In the fourth ''Literature/{{Fablehaven}}'' book, after a massive dragon with immense demonic power has shapeshifted into human form and is caught up in a bout of EvilGloating, a smaller fairylike dragon sneaks up and eats him before delivering this line:

* In the 3D ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho'', Horton is being pursued by Vlad the Vulture, and in one scene escapes by sending Vlad off on a TreeBuchet, quipping, "This is where I get off," as he does. Later {{lampshaded}} when he remarks that he usually doesn't think of those [[ComebackTomorrow until sometime later]].

* In the Optimum English dub of ''Anime/SailorMoon S'' movie, after Sailor Venus lops both arms off of a {{Mook}} courtesy of a Love-Me Chain, she quips, "Well, she's no Venus de Milo!"

* In ''WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs2'', after Chester V is eaten by the Cheesespider, who then coughs up his signature orange vest, Manny remarks "That will leave a bad taste in your mouth."

** [[BonusBoss Caroline]] [[DualBoss and]] [[NewGamePlus Justine]]: '''DON'T BE SO COCKY.'''

*** [[spoiler:[[BonusBoss Lav]][[NewGamePlus enza]]: '''DON'T BE SO NAÏVE.''']]

* In ''LightNovel/{{Overlord|2012}}'', Ainz murders [[spoiler:Clementine]] in {{Revenge}} by [[CruelAndUnusualDeath crushing them to death]] in a KillerBearHug, despite earlier claiming it would be hypocritical of him to be upset with [[spoiler:Celemtine]] for the situation.