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* Blockbuster is raging because he watched ''[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Man vs Man: Dawn of SuperBat Justice]]'' and thought it was terrible. And thanks to the editing on that scene, he apparently watched it in a strip club.

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--> '''Nightwing''': [[JokingMode (In a mock spooky voice) No one knows. Legend says he shoots anyone who gets close enough to ask and then he eats their BRAINS!!!.]]

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--> '''Nightwing''': -->'''Nightwing:''' [[JokingMode (In a mock spooky voice) No one knows. Legend says he shoots anyone who gets close enough to ask and then he eats their BRAINS!!!.]]



--> '''Superboy''': OW! He hit me like Daddy would!

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--> '''Superboy''': -->'''Superboy:''' OW! He hit me like Daddy would!



--> '''Superboy''': I'm taking you to a place filled with men ready to take you down! It's called prison!
--> '''Ivo''': Been there, done that!

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--> '''Superboy''': -->'''Superboy:''' I'm taking you to a place filled with men ready to take you down! It's called prison!
--> '''Ivo''': -->'''Ivo:''' Been there, done that!



--> '''Ra's''': Also that is Gotham City, you must never go there Damian. It's filled with jerks who punch you in the face and sleep with your daughter.
--> '''Damian''': Huh?
--> '''Ra's''': Your father's a dick.

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--> '''Ra's''': -->'''Ra's:''' Also that is Gotham City, you must never go there Damian. It's filled with jerks who punch you in the face and sleep with your daughter.
--> '''Damian''': -->'''Damian:''' Huh?
--> '''Ra's''': -->'''Ra's:''' Your father's a dick.



-->" Master Wayne, we both know you couldn't wipe your own ass if it wasn't for me.'

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-->" Master -->"Master Wayne, we both know you couldn't wipe your own ass if it wasn't for me.'"



--> '''Alfred:''' I don't sleep, lad.

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--> '''Alfred:''' -->'''Alfred:''' I don't sleep, lad.



--> '''Kent''': [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Good news, everyone!]]

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--> '''Kent''': -->'''Kent:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Good news, everyone!]]



--> '''Tornado''': ''THIS IS KENT NELSON. HE IS OLDER THAN A BAG OF DICKS.''

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--> '''Tornado''': -->'''Tornado:''' ''THIS IS KENT NELSON. HE IS OLDER THAN A BAG OF DICKS.''



--> '''Kent''': My memory isnt what it used to be, since I'm a bag of dust now. Also, they've been torturing me for days. Or maybe it was an hour, I cant tell anymore.

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--> '''Kent''': -->'''Kent:''' My memory isnt isn't what it used to be, since I'm a bag of dust now. Also, they've been torturing me for days. Or maybe it was an hour, I cant tell anymore.



* The Presidential Debate:
** G. Gordon's summary of the last few weeks, in which Lex Luthor and Superman have toured the country, and in some cases, set things on fire.
--->'''Superman:''' That Frenchie was asking for it!
** In the debate itself, G. Gordon fully expects there to be "cheap shots, low blows, and big, fat whammies". Also, when things get exciting, he'll make a noise that can only be transcribed as "[=BLAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaAAA!=]"
** The titles for Superman and Lex. respectively:
-->Superpublican Candidate\\
[-Ignorant man-child that should not be in charge-]\\
D.C.cratic Candidate\\
[-A lying criminal that also should not be in charge-]
** Superman's strategy for dealing with an immigration crisis, naturally, is a wall. Lex also agrees to a wall... of kryptonite.
** The Vice Presidential debate goes just as well, with Alfred making it clear that he has bigger plans and Oliver drunkenly claiming that he only needs to smile and wave, and hire "secretaries" for the after party.
--->'''Cat Grant:''' Oh dear god, this is a circus.
** Lex makes some reasonable promises for the country, and Superman interrupts his own rebuttal to eat a nearby bee.
--->'''Lex:''' ...Did you just eat that bee?\\
'''Superman:''' [[BlatantLies No.]]\\
'''Lex:''' Are you people NOT SEEING THIS?!\\
'''G. Gordon:''' [=BLAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaAAA!=]\\
'''Lex:''' Oh, stop that!
* "You've sung your last AutoTune, Manta Jr.!"
* Garth and Tula are the worst singers in the ocean. And they're the King and Queen's students, which allows them to appear in the Atlantean Singing Concert despite their lack of skill. Everyone dreads their rendition of "My Humps".



* Black Manta quickly catches on to Kaldur's disguise.
-->'''Black Manta:''' Yo, trooper! What's the password?\\
'''Kaldur:''' Uhh, you know, it's... f**k Aquaman?\\
'''Black Manta:''' [[{{Touche}} Technically, you're right]], but I know it's you in there, boy.



* Batman and Kent Nelson interacting.
** Bruce tries to fast forward the time jump, only for Nelson to tell him "this isn't one of those new [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betamax Betamax]] doohickeys!"
--->'''Batman:''' How old ''are'' you?
** While it's preceded by a tense FlashForward, Nelson enjoying the fact that Batman briefly lost his stoic facade, and Batman's reaction to it.
--->'''Nelson:''' Ha ha! Bruce has feelings, Bruce has feelings!\\
'''Batman:''' I will exorcise the s**t out of you! Does the name Constantine mean anything?



-->'''Megan''': Hel-LO, Mooom!
-->'''Mom''': Oh, shut up, Megan.

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-->'''Megan''': -->'''Megan:''' Hel-LO, Mooom!
-->'''Mom''': -->'''Mom:''' Oh, shut up, Megan.



-->'''Megan''': Boyfriend! You want cookies?!
-->'''Boyfriend''': Oh, shut up, Megan.

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-->'''Megan''': -->'''Megan:''' Boyfriend! You want cookies?!
-->'''Boyfriend''': -->'''Boyfriend:''' Oh, shut up, Megan.



-->'''Megan''': Now ''take off your shirt''.

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-->'''Megan''': -->'''Megan:''' Now ''take off your shirt''.



-->'''Announcer''': ''Shut Up Megan'' is brought to you by commercial crap you don't need! Stay tuned: up next is a new episode of ''Who Gives a Shit''!
-->'''Kid Flash''': This explains a lot.
-->'''Superboy''': [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain We will never talk about this again]].
-->'''Kid Flash''': But--
-->'''Superboy''': [[SuddenlyShouting WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN!]]

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-->'''Announcer''': -->'''Announcer:''' ''Shut Up Megan'' is brought to you by commercial crap you don't need! Stay tuned: up next is a new episode of ''Who Gives a Shit''!
-->'''Kid Flash''': Flash:''' This explains a lot.
-->'''Superboy''': -->'''Superboy:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain We will never talk about this again]].
-->'''Kid Flash''': Flash:''' But--
-->'''Superboy''': -->'''Superboy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN!]]



-->'''Harjavti''': Wait a second. Is that really her name? It's just "Bee"? This is who I am giving my country to. You know what, I can't go through with this. Somebody please, [[GetItOverWith go shoot me]]. ''Shoot me right now''. SHOO-
-->'''Queen Bee''': What a kidder that man is, oh ho ho ho!

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-->'''Harjavti''': -->'''Harjavti:''' Wait a second. Is that really her name? It's just "Bee"? This is who I am giving my country to. You know what, I can't go through with this. Somebody please, [[GetItOverWith go shoot me]]. ''Shoot me right now''. SHOO-
SHOO--
-->'''Queen Bee''': Bee:''' What a kidder that man is, oh ho ho ho!

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-->'''Superboy:''' "I am Superman's clone-ya!"
-->'''Kid Flash:''' "His what?"
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone-ya!"
-->'''Kid Flash:''' "His what?"
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone-ya!"
-->'''Kid Flash:''' "....his what?"
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone."
-->'''Kid Flash:''' "Ohhhh, okay. Anyone else find this weird?"

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-->'''Superboy:''' "I I am Superman's clone-ya!"
clone-ya!
-->'''Kid Flash:''' "His what?"
His what?
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone-ya!"
His clone-ya!
-->'''Kid Flash:''' "His what?"
His what?
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone-ya!"
His clone-ya!
-->'''Kid Flash:''' ....his what?
-->'''Superboy:''' His clone.
-->'''Kid Flash:''' "....his what?"
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone."
-->'''Kid Flash:''' "Ohhhh,
Ohhhh, okay. Anyone else find this weird?"weird?



-->'''Superboy:''' "I am Superman's clone-ya!"
-->'''Flash:''' ({{Beat}}) "His what?"
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone-ya!"
-->'''Flash:''' "His what?"
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone-ya!"
-->'''Robin:''' "[[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain Oh, would you stop it already?]] [[LampshadeHanging We already went through this.]]"

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-->'''Superboy:''' "I I am Superman's clone-ya!"
clone-ya!
-->'''Flash:''' ({{Beat}}) "His what?"
His what?
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone-ya!"
His clone-ya!
-->'''Flash:''' "His what?"
His what?
-->'''Superboy:''' "His clone-ya!"
His clone-ya!
-->'''Robin:''' "[[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain [[WeAreNotGoingThroughThatAgain Oh, would you stop it already?]] [[LampshadeHanging We already went through this.]]"]]



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* Superman's attempt at avoiding answering Superboy's question ("Do you love me daddy?") by pretending he has an important call on his communicator is ruined when Batman actually calls him. And because Bruce was watching this unfold, it might have been intentional.
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--> "It was horrible! There was no English in there. ''No English!''"

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--> "It -->"It was horrible! There was no English in there. ''No English!''"English!''"
* Aqualad's reaction to climbing a mountain.



--> '''Black Mask''': "[[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder ...remind me why I keep you around Lee.]]"
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Lee]]''': "My ass sir. [[MaleGaze My tight, round, so firm that you can bounce a quarter off of it, ass.]]"
--> '''Black Mask''': "Ah, a direct quote. [[{{Touche}} Nice.]] [[AllMenArePerverts And not wrong.]]"
* Aqualad's reaction to climbing a mountain.

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--> '''Black Mask''': "[[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder ...-->'''Black Mask:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder ...remind me why I keep you around Lee.]]"
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Lee]]''': "My
]]
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Lee]]:''' My
ass sir. [[MaleGaze My tight, round, so firm that you can bounce a quarter off of it, ass.]]"
--> '''Black Mask''': "Ah,
]]
-->'''Black Mask:''' Ah,
a direct quote. [[{{Touche}} Nice.]] [[AllMenArePerverts And not wrong.]]"
* Aqualad's reaction to climbing a mountain.
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[[folder:Episode 4: Reservoir Heroes]]



* Batman's raspier voice during this episode, an obvious riff at ''Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy''. He excuses it as having a cold, and uses Bat-medicine to get rid of it towards the end.







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* Turns out Superboy could have done an American accent the whole time. He reveals this by doing a Texan accent, which causes Superman to accept him as his son.
* Hugo Strange attempts to psychoanalyze Superboy's daddy issues, only for Superboy to reveal that he was talking about Luke Skywalker's actions during ''Film/TheLastJedi'' the whole time.
-->'''Suberboy:''' I've seen my dad about as much as [[BaldOfEvil you've]] seen a barber. And just like you with your hair, you just stop missing it as some point.


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* Flaming C has his own Q&A sessions. Saying any more would take away from the hilarity.
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* The Flash's rant after Batman tested the teleporter on him:
-->'''The Flash:''' Are you out of your f%^&* mind! Did you guys not see that? Do I look like a f%^&ing lab rat? Am I Speedy-f%^&*ing-Gonzales!?
-->'''Martian Manhunter:''' He's the goddamn batman.
-->'''The Flash:''' AND I'M THE F&*ING FLASH! I have a superpower!!
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' He's just messing with you Barry. You know how he gets when he's been away from Gotham for too long.
-->'''The Flash:''' Well maybe it's time he goes back. Because I've gotta tell ya, he's starting to scare me.
** Jump forward to a later episode. Guess what is the Flash's codename?
-->'''Watchtower Voice:''' Access: [[BrickJoke Speedy Gonzales!]]
-->'''Flash:''' Acknowledged...ya sexy bitch.
** Amazo uses the same name when he accesses Flash's powers.
* Red Hood recites the "none of you are safe" speech from ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'', then adding "because I'm about to f*cking kill you all!"



!!!Part 2
* Artemis has a picture of [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/RobinHoodMenInTights?from=Main.RobinHoodMenInTights Robin Hood]], [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss]] and Hawkeye (a Marvel Rivalry) in her room.

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!!!Part 2
* This:
-->'''Black Canary:''' I am gonna ''kill'' her! (M'Gann)
-->'''Martian Manhunter:''' I'd rather you didn't.
-->'''Red Tornado:''' Last door on the left.
-->'''Batman:''' You can't miss it.
-->'''Martian Manhunter:''' Please don't.

* Artemis has a picture of [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/RobinHoodMenInTights?from=Main.RobinHoodMenInTights [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights Robin Hood]], [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss]] and Hawkeye (a Marvel Rivalry) in her room.



* Red Hood recites the "none of you are safe" speech from ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'', then adding "because I'm about to f*cking kill you all!"



*** Earlier is Nightwing's responce to Batman's question about whether or not he [Nightwing] figured out who The Red Hood is.

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*** Earlier is Nightwing's responce response to Batman's question about whether or not he [Nightwing] figured out who The Red Hood is.



* This:
-->'''Black Canary:''' I am gonna ''kill'' her! (M'Gann)
-->'''Martian Manhunter:''' I'd rather you didn't.
-->'''Red Tornado:''' Last door on the left.
-->'''Batman:''' You can't miss it.
-->'''Martian Manhunter:''' Please don't.
* The Flash's rant after Batman tested the teleporter on him:
-->'''The Flash:''' Are you out of your f%^&* mind! Did you guys not see that? Do I look like a f%^&ing lab rat? Am I Speedy-f%^&*ing-Gonzales!?
-->'''Martian Manhunter:''' He's the goddamn batman.
-->'''The Flash:''' AND I'M THE F&*ING FLASH! I have a superpower!!
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' He's just messing with you Barry. You know how he gets when he's been away from Gotham for too long.
-->'''The Flash:''' Well maybe it's time he goes back. Because I've gotta tell ya, he's starting to scare me.
** Jump forward to a later episode. Guess what is the Flash's codename?
-->'''Watchtower Voice:''' Access: [[BrickJoke Speedy Gonzales!]]
-->'''Flash:''' Acknowledged...ya sexy bitch.
** Amazo uses the same name when he accesses Flash's powers.

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** Amazo uses the same name when he accesses Flash's powers.



* When Superboy is trying to stall for a little time, he challenges the Amazo to a battle of wits. The Amazo then asks him what sound a cow makes. Superbly stops to think and the Jeopardy music starts to play. He then asks if the answer is milk. The Amazo says no in a deadpan voice

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* When Superboy is trying to stall for a little time, he challenges the Amazo to a battle of wits. The Amazo then asks him what sound a cow makes. Superbly stops to think and the Jeopardy music starts to play. He then asks if the answer is milk. The Amazo says no in a deadpan voicevoice.
** Superboy doesnt exactly do too well when he first fights Amazo.
--> '''Superboy''': OW! He hit me like Daddy would!
* Professor Ivo turns out to be a CampGay SissyVillain (and a parody of Paul Lynde) who flirts with Superboy.
--> '''Superboy''': I'm taking you to a place filled with men ready to take you down! It's called prison!
--> '''Ivo''': Been there, done that!



--> '''Kent''': [[{{Futurama}} Good news, everyone!]]

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--> '''Kent''': [[{{Futurama}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Good news, everyone!]]
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* The Abridged version of Kent Nelson seems...familiar...
--> '''Kent''': [[{{Futurama}} Good news, everyone!]]
** Red Tornado's introduction of him.
--> '''Tornado''': ''THIS IS KENT NELSON. HE IS OLDER THAN A BAG OF DICKS.''
** Due to his advanced age, Kent has developed some memory issues.
--> '''Kent''': My memory isnt what it used to be, since I'm a bag of dust now. Also, they've been torturing me for days. Or maybe it was an hour, I cant tell anymore.
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* When Superboy is trying to stall for a little time, he challenges the Amazo to a battle of wits. The Amazo then asks him what sound a cow makes. Superbly stops to think and the Jeopardy music starts to play. He then asks if the answer is milk. The Amazo says no in a deadpan voice
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* Both "Public Service Announcements." The first one is Robin trying to [[BreakingTheFourthWall explain to the audience]] that he isn't Dick Grayson (like in the actual show) [[AlternateUniverse but is in reality Tim Drake.]] The second is Red Arrow telling the YouTube audience that the series now has it's own website. However he is so sarcastic and is constantly becoming distracted that it's nothing short of hilarious.

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* Both "Public Service Announcements." The first one is Robin trying to [[BreakingTheFourthWall explain to the audience]] that he isn't Dick Grayson (like in the actual show) [[AlternateUniverse but is in reality Tim Drake.]] The second is Red Arrow telling the YouTube Website/YouTube audience that the series now has it's own website. However he is so sarcastic and is constantly becoming distracted that it's nothing short of hilarious.
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-->'''Joker:''' What am I supposed to do now, huh? [[Film/{{Batman}} Giant gas balloons]], [[Film/TheDarkKnight burn mountains of money,]] [[Film/SuicideSquad mail condoms and dead rats to people?]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards Now that's not right, I shouldn't do that. I may be crazy, but I'm not lame.]]

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-->'''Joker:''' What am I supposed to do now, huh? [[Film/{{Batman}} [[Film/Batman1989 Giant gas balloons]], [[Film/TheDarkKnight burn mountains of money,]] [[Film/SuicideSquad [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 mail condoms and dead rats to people?]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards Now that's not right, I shouldn't do that. I may be crazy, but I'm not lame.]]

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