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* When Malice detects that the group is in his bunker, he looks back into the past to see how they managed it... and is so disturbed that Izuku managed to turn literal torture into something loving, since Ochako is a Stalker, that he wishes that he had some BrainBleach that would work on him.
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[[folder:Suicide Mission]]
* Due to there being two Todorokis in the group, Izuku labels them "Better" and "Worse" Todoroki (the latter being Shoto).
* When the group finds a potential clue that could be hidden behind a gate:
-->'''Shoto:''' I have a plan. ''(presses a button. The button does nothing)'' I no longer have a plan.
** Hatsume determines that the gate can only be opened by making someone else physically suffer through torture - and stalls Rabbit by pointing out she can no longer suffer physically.
** Izuku solves this in his own... idiosyncratic way: hardcore S/M session with Ochako. It works. And Hatsume [[HeadDesk hits the wall with her head]] while complaining about how absurd it was.
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** Ryukyu mentions the reason behind her hatred of Nezu: Nezu took Ryukyu's place in the evacuation boat from Port Arthur just moments before China was sunk, which forced her to join a White Russian army during the RussianCivilWar.

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** Ryukyu mentions the reason behind her hatred of Nezu: Nezu took Ryukyu's place in the evacuation boat from Port Arthur just moments before China was sunk, which forced her to join a White Russian army during the RussianCivilWar.[[UsefulNotes/RedOctober Russian Civil War]].

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* When Asa calls Izuku while at the nightclub, he complains that he was about to get it on with two CatGirls - when he sees Asa with a twenty-year-old guy tied up and unconscious. Izuku immediately thinks that Asa's actually there to be with said twenty-year-old.

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* When Asa calls Izuku while at the nightclub, he complains that he was about to get it on with two CatGirls {{Cat Girl}}s - when he sees Asa with a twenty-year-old guy tied up and unconscious. Izuku immediately thinks that Asa's actually there to be with said twenty-year-old.


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* After Nezu states that the only way to rescue All Might is for Aiko, Asa, and Izuku to mount what is pretty much a SuicideMission, Ryukyu grabs Nezu and ''squeezes''. Nezu doesn't even bother to show any lack of comfort even as his eye pops out (and he still speaks through the empty eye socket).
-->'''Nezu:''' That’s very excessive, my dear. You do realize that it’s just a waste of time? I cannot die.\\
'''Ryukyu:''' It might be a waste of time. But it’s an ''enjoyable'' waste of time.
** Ryukyu mentions the reason behind her hatred of Nezu: Nezu took Ryukyu's place in the evacuation boat from Port Arthur just moments before China was sunk, which forced her to join a White Russian army during the RussianCivilWar.
--->'''Izuku's Narration:''' Okay, now that Izuku thinks about it, that’s a perfect reason to squeeze the rat like this.
** Izuku states he intends to go on the SuicideMission. Aiko does as well... but just can't resist being a MomentKiller.
--->'''Aiko:''' Dad’s the absolute definition of ‘based’ and ‘chad’ to me. To not do the same to save him would have made me into my own definition of cringe and would be a massive weirdchamp moment.\\
'''Izuku's Narration:''' Did she seriously have to use so many… of those words? In such a moment? Ugh. It somehow ruined the somber mood for Izuku.
** When Nezu interrupts a bonding moment between Ryukyu, Aiko, and Izuku, Ryukyu slaps the former into a wall.
** Ryukyu begins to speak of a magical device they can use to force Hatsume into helping them.
--->'''Ryukyu:''' So, during the last Dawn War, the Enemy got pretty creative and tried to defeat humanity with humanity.\\
'''Aiko:''' [[TakeThat I’ve been on a few political subreddits. I can see that working.]]
** When Ryukyu mentions UsefulNotes/RomanVonUngernSternberg, Aiko mentions some facts about the guy, and Izuku mentions that's a videogame plot. He's shocked to learn that all the weird shit the guy did was all too real.
--->'''Ryukyu:''' [[LampshadeHanging What, surprised by someone out there living an ever crazier life than you?]]
** As they finish the conversation, Nezu states that they can easily use Hatsume as someone they can get rid of if they need to escape. Ryukyu splatters him into his desk.
--->'''Nezu:''' What did I do this time?\\
'''Ryukyu:''' Force of habit.
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!Book Three
[[folder:Back Into The Saddle]]
* When Izuku visits the United States with Himiko, the Americans are somewhat nonchalant about it because they've seen "tamed" ghouls already. Mostly because a magister fed them and used them as assassins.
** Turns out, vampirism here is an infection propagated by blood transmission. Himiko gets vaccinated. Izuku compares vampires to the ones in ''VideoGame/DarkestDungeon''.
* Izuku could tell that the head of security of the magical airport knew who/what Ryukyu and Aiko were by the looks he kept giving them - and how much he was sweating.
* When Ryukyu takes the family to visit the Ascendant of Murder, Izuku ponders if he expected "a smaller and cuter version of [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Konrad Curze]]" before thinking no - that's actually his brother Asa.
* Even after all the sexual shenanigans he's got into, Izuku ''still'' finds All Might getting intimate with Ryukyu [[ParentalSexualitySquick horrifying]].
* Izuku convinces All Might to let him go to a nightclub frequented by demihumans. All Might concedes - as long as he takes Asa with him, because he hopes the two siblings will cancel each other.
* When Asa calls Izuku while at the nightclub, he complains that he was about to get it on with two CatGirls - when he sees Asa with a twenty-year-old guy tied up and unconscious. Izuku immediately thinks that Asa's actually there to be with said twenty-year-old.
** Izuku states that they're going to leave the guy where he is. Then Asa reveals that the guy was slipping roofies into other girls' drinks. GilliganCut to them putting the punk in the trunk and getting in their car.
*** When Himiko (who is driving) asks about that, Izuku thinks that something is ''really'' wrong with his life.
*** The next day, All Might brings out a newspaper and asks if anyone wants to explain a certain something on it. Izuku grabs it and decides to {{Troll}} his father. All Might and Ryukyu fall for it.
---->'''Izuku:''' Let’s see... "Scandal breaks out in the hotel as it’s accused of recording the sex life of its visitors, including a Japanese magister visiting..."
*** As All Might points out at the Department of Eschatology finding the remains of the guy Asa kidnapped, he decides to put both him and Izuku in house arrest. Izuku complains because he wouldn't do that to Aiko - only for All Might to reply that of course he wouldn't, because Aiko ''actually'' behaves like an adult.
* Aiko and Ko have twin children. Just for the lulz, they went off on their own for several months so no one could know who was the one that gave birth.
-->'''Narration:''' Giving Aiko access to Ko Yotsubashi’s financial fortune and, well, Ryuko Tatsuma’s secret influence because she found their antics hilarious, has elevated her ‘practical jokes’ to an absolutely worrying level.
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-->'''Izuku:''' Uhm, my dad thought that ''Film/{{Morbius}}'' [[TakeThat wasn’t THAT bad of a film]].\\

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-->'''Izuku:''' Uhm, my dad thought that ''Film/{{Morbius}}'' ''Film/{{Morbius|2022}}'' [[TakeThat wasn’t THAT bad of a film]].\\

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* Hatsume asks Izuku's Cabal via chat app to do some work with her, offering to reduce their debt to her by a thousand Contribution Points. Izuku replies that they'll do it for two thousand. The two keep going back and forth until Katsuki yells at them to go straight to 1500 and stop blowing his phone with notifications.

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* Hatsume asks Izuku's Cabal via chat app to do some work with for her, offering to reduce their debt to her by a thousand Contribution Points. Izuku replies that they'll do it for two thousand. The two keep going back and forth until Katsuki yells at them to go straight to 1500 and stop blowing his phone with notifications.



'''[=FireBroccoli=]:''' and it’s MY priorities that are messed up? What are you, Hermione Granger with anger issues?\\

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'''[=FireBroccoli=]:''' and it’s MY priorities that are messed up? What are you, [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hermione Granger Granger]] with anger issues?\\



* Katsuki asks if the experiment to cancel Izuku's Charm worked. Izuku explains that his father may have also been an aberrant. Katsuki cracks up laughing.

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* Katsuki asks if the experiment to cancel Izuku's Charm worked. Izuku explains that his father may have also been an aberrant. Katsuki cracks up laughing.laughing as he imagines a conversation.



* When Shoto remarks that the hospital is really dangerous, Katsuki states that it's giving him bad vibes already - he considers the hospital a crime against aesthetics.

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* When Shoto remarks that the hospital is really dangerous, Katsuki states that it's giving him bad vibes already - [[SkewedPriorities he considers the hospital a crime against aesthetics.aesthetics]].



-->'''Katsuki:''' I’m going to vomit. Also, I’m ''not'' gay, for fuck sake, how many times do I have to say that, you...\\

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-->'''Katsuki:''' I’m going to vomit. Also, I’m ''not'' gay, for fuck fuck's sake, how many times do I have to say that, you...\\



** And then she asks for more food. She gets popcorn and cola from Shoto, which she likes.

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** And then she asks for more food. She gets popcorn and cola from Shoto, which she likes.Shoto. She likes both.



* Shoto is reluctant to take Aiko with them when they return to U.A. Then Aiko reveals she knows how people can become magisters. [[EveryManHasHisPrice Shoto is completely fine with bringing Aiko.]] Izuku just looks exasperated at the blatant bribery.

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* Shoto is reluctant to take Aiko with them when they return to U.A. Then Aiko reveals she knows how people can become magisters. [[EveryManHasHisPrice Shoto is now completely fine with bringing Aiko.]] Izuku just looks exasperated at the blatant bribery.



** In order to break Himiko out of her habit to make lewd comments, Izuku has her put on ''more'' clothes every time she makes one. By the time the girls reach the end of the game, she's already wearing three pairs of gloves, a sweater, two jackets and a lot of socks.

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** In order to break Himiko out of her habit to make lewd comments, Izuku has her put on ''more'' clothes every time she makes one. By the time the girls reach the end of the game, she's already wearing three pairs of gloves, a sweater, two jackets and a lot of socks. And she's still not breaking out of it.



* The UA Faculty's complete shock at what Izuku's Cabal got up to in their Elsewhere adventure.

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* The UA Faculty's complete shock at what Izuku's Cabal got up to in their Elsewhere adventure. Aizawa actually calls it "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall a wild fanfiction]]".



*** Katsuki manages to catch up with her when Izuku creates a more normal fortress - and Himiko crashes into a wall.



** When Shoto points out that he can, at least, count on Izuku topping this, Ibara doubts that. Katsuki, Shoto, and Himiko begin laughing at her skepticism.

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** When Shoto points out that he can, at least, count on Izuku topping this, [[WrongGenreSavvy Ibara doubts that.that]]. Katsuki, Shoto, and Himiko begin laughing at her skepticism.



“Great.” Midoriya smiles. “Anyone volunteering to participate in the Himiko Toga Feeding Program is welcome, our charity is always open for more... donations.”

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“Great.” Midoriya smiles. “Anyone volunteering to participate in the Himiko Toga Feeding Program is welcome, our charity is always open for more... donations.[[DeadlyEuphemism donations]].



** Shoto's reaction to all of this? Become surprised - because he thought Soma was more into temperature play.

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** Shoto's reaction to all of this? Become surprised - because he thought Soma was more into temperature play.



* Toshinori's '''''epic''''' FreakOut when he learns about Aiko being Izuku's sister and about Izuku's mother being the Ancient of Desire herself: he gets out of the (stopped) car in the middle of the Frozen Hell, drops to the snow and rolls around while screaming loudly and incoherently for a minute, then returns to the car and drives away.

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* Toshinori's '''''epic''''' FreakOut '''''epic''' FreakOut'' when he learns about Aiko being Izuku's sister and about Izuku's mother being the Ancient of Desire herself: he gets out of the (stopped) car in the middle of the Frozen Hell, drops to the snow and rolls around while screaming loudly and incoherently for a minute, then returns to the car and drives away.



* Shoto's away to train so he can become a Magister. Unfortunately, he's infected Aiko with his particular brand of idiosyncrancies - namely his PassThePopcorn RunningGag. When Katsuki complains, Aiko asks if he'd rather see her being infected with [[HormoneAddledTeenager Izuku]]'s brand. Katsuki is totally alright with Aiko imitating Shoto.

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* Shoto's away to train so he can become a Magister. Unfortunately, he's infected Aiko with his particular brand of idiosyncrancies idiosyncracies - namely his PassThePopcorn RunningGag. When Katsuki complains, Aiko asks if he'd rather see her being infected with [[HormoneAddledTeenager Izuku]]'s brand. Katsuki is totally alright with Aiko imitating Shoto.



*** Even better - it's heavily implied that this was Ko Yotsubashi, Rikiya Yotsubashi's daughter. Or, in other words, he banged Re-Destro's daughter while Re-Destro was literally in the next room.

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*** Even better - it's heavily implied later confirmed that this was Ko Yotsubashi, Rikiya Yotsubashi's daughter. Or, in other words, he banged Re-Destro's daughter while Re-Destro was literally in the next room.

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'''Malice:''' The blood and tears you offer are going to be fake, and I prefer them genuine. And while I have nothing but endless hatred for everything human, my body has its own ingrained preferences and I’ve yet to erode them completely.

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'''Malice:''' The blood and tears you offer are going to be fake, and I prefer them genuine. And while I have nothing but endless hatred for everything human, my body has its own ingrained preferences and I’ve yet to erode them completely.\\
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* When Malice encounters Nedzu (previously known as the Ancient of Famine), U.A.'s Principal makes an offer.
-->'''Nedzu:''' What can I get for you? Cigars? Whiskey? [[BreadMilkEggsSquick Blood of the innocent? Tears shed by children witnessing the brutal murder of their parents?]] I can make everything here, you know.\\
'''Malice:''' Whiskey on the rocks.\\
''(Nedzu blinks at him in genuine surprise)''\\
'''Malice:''' The blood and tears you offer are going to be fake, and I prefer them genuine. And while I have nothing but endless hatred for everything human, my body has its own ingrained preferences and I’ve yet to erode them completely.
''(Nedzu blinks again)''\\
'''Malice:''' Yes, it’s embarrassing, but this rock is hard to sculpt.
* Nedzu explains how he created the Special Exclusion Zone by carving out a sliver of Malice's power... and then [[HiddenInPlainSight hid it in a toolshed]]. The one next to the lake in the middle of U.A. [[HilariousInHindsight The one Izuku used to move Tsuyu from the surface to the Special Exclusion Zone.]]

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* Yoshihiro decides to reveal he's gay (and keeps the fact that he's uninterested in relationships, at least at the moment). Rini points out that this means that his mother (who is even more racist than Yoshijiro) will only have sludges as biological grandchildren. Yoshihiro cracks up laughing at the idea.

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* Yoshihiro decides to reveal he's gay (and keeps the fact that he's uninterested in relationships, at least at the moment). Rini points out that this means that his mother (who is even more racist than Yoshijiro) Yoshihiro) will only have sludges as biological grandchildren. Yoshihiro cracks up laughing at the idea.idea.
* Asa and Tagawa bond over one thing: the fact they both planned to kill (some of) their classmates at their pre-U.A. schools.
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* When, in the aftermath of Juggernaut's death, Rini and Yoshihiro decide to break off their usual enmity and joke around, Asa and Tagawa check if the others are sick or something.
* Yoshihiro decides to reveal he's gay (and keeps the fact that he's uninterested in relationships, at least at the moment). Rini points out that this means that his mother (who is even more racist than Yoshijiro) will only have sludges as biological grandchildren. Yoshihiro cracks up laughing at the idea.

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* During his date with Ryuko Tatsuya, All Might lists out the people [[ReallyGetsAround Izuku]]'s slept with. [[LongList It's very long.]]

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* Tatsuma is shocked that All Might was speaking the truth when he meant their date to be a romantic date. She ducks into the bathroom and calls Chitose for help, because she hasn't had an actual date in [[LongLived eighty years]].

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** When Izuku tries to point out that it all worked out in the end, All Might reminds him his little encounters not always work out in the end, such as someone called Nabu. Izuku tries to cut short discussion of it (even [[ConversationalTroping stating]] it should be the Cabal's NoodleIncident) only for Aiko to reveal that, whoever Nabu was, it meant Izuku "wasn't going to be the man in the relationship".

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** When Izuku tries to point out that it all worked out in the end, All Might reminds him his little encounters not always work out in the end, such as someone called what happened in Nabu. Izuku tries to cut short discussion of it (even [[ConversationalTroping stating]] it should be the Cabal's NoodleIncident) only for Aiko to reveal that, whoever Nabu was, it meant that Izuku "wasn't going to be the man in the relationship".


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*** A later chapter reveals that "Nabu" refers to an encounter with a ''Greater Aberrant'', and Izuku jumped out of the window the moment he realized this.


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* During his date with Ryuko Tatsuya, All Might lists out the people [[ReallyGetsAround Izuku]]'s slept with. [[LongList It's very long.]]
-->“During the past six months, he has slept with a ghoul, his own stalker, a mirrorling, two dryads, a fallen celestial that you know, and two cold ones including one that is not only older than him but also has a severe mommy fetish, and one that is a very feminine and ''extremely'' gay man.” All Might replies. The list is ''far'' from over, and a sick and twisted part of him enjoys the occasion to dump it on someone so that he won’t have to suffer alone. “Then you have twenty-two beastkins, which includes seven feline morphs, five canine morphs, three vulpine morphs, two bovine morphs whom likely attracted him due to their ''sizable'' upper assets, and five others.”\\
Tatsuma’s eyes grow significantly wider now. Yeah, that’s the appropriate reaction. And he’s far from being done.\\
“Then you have two darklings, one unfallen celestial, two nymphs, one sylph and four mimics.” All Might continues. He doesn’t add that the numbers here were much lower than the beastkin not because his son was picky but because those were much harder to find. “Next on the list are two shapeshifters, including one which was apparently presenting as a woman with an additional set of male genitals.” Finally he manages to make her open her mouth in shock. “Next category are four machinists.”\\
“But… they don’t have a physical body?” She finally ends up speaking.\\
“That has yet to deter my son from achieving the desired objective for the evening.” All Might replies dryly, making her blink in shock. “They can possess machines and that’s been enough for him. And even that’s optional as he has proven to me by indulging in frequent and rather extreme sexting with what I’m almost certain is a ghost of a lonely girl trapped in some otherwise completely forgotten internet chatroom. Then there’s the Greater Aberrant…”\\
“The ''what''?” Tatsuma manages to say. Well, more like mouth it, but he managed to understand it, so he decided to clear any potential misunderstandings.\\
“In his defense, he escaped out of the window the second he realized what he was dealing with.” All Might replies. “Other than that, it’s a family secret. And what happens on Nabu island stays on Nabu island.” She blinks at him in shock one more time. “This is far from the full list, by the way, and he is yet to go after any Lesser Aberrants that’s capable of having anything resembling sex, mostly because I absolutely forbid him from summoning or getting involved in summoning of anything if the purpose of it is to get laid.”
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* When Izuku rips [[{{Cyborg}} Hatsume]]'s arm using the Multi-Strike spell, she asks how it fits with his Godling of Desire shtick.
-->“Oh, you know, it works with all sorts of bodily movements now,” Midoriya replies. When she stares at him with complete lack of understanding on her face (she actually regenerated it by now), he grabs her missing arm, straightens up while crossing his arms behind his head… and does a few thrusting motions with his hips. While winking at her seductively.\\
[[{{Beat}} …]]\\
Her emotional core returns nothing but utter existential horror at the very idea of embarrassing herself and her new god by getting defeated by that irrational manslut.
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* Aizawa is taking Fukukado, Aiko, and Ko to Deika City (Ko wants to show off to Aiko). Then the girls start to ask AreWeThereYet - even though, as Aizawa points out, they are stopped at a traffic light. Three seconds after the traffic light goes green, [[TheGadfly Fukukado]] asks AreWeThereYet
-->[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Aizawa shivers in his seat.]]
* According to Fukukado, one day she went to Alternate Tokyo and almost got shanked by a ''graffiti''.
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* The first half of Chapter 83 is all about Aiko revealing to Izuku that she and Ko are not only together, but also having sex - and both girls then {{Troll}} the fuck out of Izuku, who is left completely horrified by the entire list of things they are sharing. And Aiko crowns it all by having everyone but Izuku pull out [[RunningGag a popcorn bag]].
* As part of her efforts to convince All Might to try dating Ko's dragon aunt, Aiko got into his apartment and filled it with dragon-themed clothes and mugs.
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* Rai finally experiences the full horror of the fact his brother is married to and had sex with a Sludge in Chapter 82.
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'''All Might:''' [[OverprotectiveDad Who taught you that?]] [[IResembleThatRemark I... just want to talk with them.]]\\

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'''All Might:''' [[OverprotectiveDad Who taught you that?]] that? [[IResembleThatRemark I... just want to talk with them.]]\\
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** Which then sets up Izuku making a DadJoke.

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** Which then sets up Izuku making a DadJoke.[[SoUnfunnyItsFunny dad joke]].
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** And, as a result, Izuku considers that guy his ArchEnemy - who doesn't bother hiding how much he loves to {{troll}} Izuku.
* Yotsubashi and Aiko are trying to set up the former's aunt with All Might. All Might asks Izuku why Aiko keeps sending him drawings of dragons with notes about how awesome dragons are.
** Which then sets up Izuku making a DadJoke.
--->'''All Might:''' I’m confused.\\
'''Izuku:''' Hello confused, I’m son.\\
''(All Might hangs up while Izuku cackles)''

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'''All Might:''' Yes? ''(All Might gets why Izuku's calling)'' I won’t like where it's going, won’t I?\\

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'''All Might:''' Yes? ''(All Might gets why Izuku's calling)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I won’t like where it's going, won’t I?\\I?]]\\



-->Izuku slightly dies on the inside.

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-->Izuku --->Izuku slightly dies on the inside.inside.
*** As it turns out, it's even worse... because Kayama spent four hours giving him the sex-ed talk... in the "TheBirdsAndTheBees" style.
* Soma learned that one of her courtiers really liked Izuku, so, to prove she wasn't clingy, she let said courtier meet Izuku alone. And, since they were under the temp-off spell, things slowly got heated up, clothes went off... and Izuku found out too late that said courtier was actually a guy. And yet Izuku ''still'' slept with him. When Hagakure realizes this, she keeps cackling non-stop for two straight minutes.
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'''All Might:''' Please tell me that you didn’t get your MILF pregnant, Midoriya.

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'''All Might:''' Please tell me that you didn’t get your MILF pregnant, Midoriya.\\

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