History Funny / TimeCrisis

* The game starts off with Alan and Wesley in their vacation disguise until the Zagorian soldiers arrive and one of them says, [[ItMakesSenseInContext "What do you think you're doing here? This is a restricted area!"]] Alan and Wesley then run inside the boat, and the soldiers follow them. Once inside, a bomb is rapidly counting down to zero, which then says [[{{Troll}} "BYE!"]] as it detonates. One of the soldiers says, [[KilledMidSentence "Oh my g-"]] before the boat explodes and Alan and Wesley take off in their jet skis.

!!''Crisis Zone''
* You'd think that trying to [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe raise a riot shield]] against ''missiles'' would be a terrible idea. But by this game's logic, you're basically a ghost as projectiles phase through you unless you're vulnerable. So entire barrages of rockets just fly over your head like simply ducking them is the solution to the problem.
* The ending of ''Crisis Zone'' has the STF attempting to take the elevator back up to the surface, but it's broken given that they had to disarm the reactor to prevent the nuclear explosion. One of the squad members points to a flight of stairs, with a sign indicating that it's ''[[AbsurdlyLongStairway five kilometers]]'' of stairs, the squad [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reacting appropriately]]. As they climb they show clear signs of being tired, with at least one of them having to sit down to take a break.
* After defeating Tiger and Edge, Tiger makes one last attempt on Claude with a grenade. Unfortunately, Edge comes crashing down on top of him and the grenade blows both of them up instead. Whoops!
* This may vary for some readers, but in ''Crisis Zone'' there's something darkly amusing about the URDA bringing in a M3 Bradley and a Comanche helicopter to the hostile urban occupation of Garland Square. It's as if they're so desperate to fight back against the heroes, they're willing to use such extreme measures just to get rid of them. It's taken to even higher levels in the [=PS2=]-exclusive Special Story Mode, when they bring in the high-tech stealth-cloaked mecha A-0940.

* The ending of ''Crisis Zone'' has the STF attempting to take the elevator back up to the surface, but it's broken. One of the squad members points to a flight of stairs, with a sign indicating that it's ''[[AbsurdlyLongStairway five kilometers]]'' of stairs, the squad [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reacting appropriately]]. As they climb they show clear signs of being tired, with at least one of them having to sit down to take a break.