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* When discussing Artax's death in the Swamps of Sadness, Critic points out how weird it is for a ''horse'' to get depressed. Cue the ''Series/MisterEd'' impression:
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax! You're sinking!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Sorry, Wilbur, I just don't think my mother ever loved me.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Come on!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Just found out my business went bankrupt...
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax...
-->'''Artax:''' My girlfriend just left me...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you.
-->'''Artax:''' Took all the oats...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You have to try, you have to ''care''!
-->'''Artax:''' And I lost my sister to the glue factory.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Move, ''please''!
-->'''Artax:''' Eh, life's a bitch and then you sink.
-->'''Atreyu:''' ''ARTAAAAAAAAAX!''
-->(''The screen blacks out, and comes back to Atreyu, alone in the swamp.'')
-->'''Artax:''' (''gurgling'') Sorry, Wilbur.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax! You're sinking!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Sorry, Wilbur, I just don't think my mother ever loved me.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Come on!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Just found out my business went bankrupt...
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax...
-->'''Artax:''' My girlfriend just left me...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you.
-->'''Artax:''' Took all the oats...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You have to try, you have to ''care''!
-->'''Artax:''' And I lost my sister to the glue factory.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Move, ''please''!
-->'''Artax:''' Eh, life's a bitch and then you sink.
-->'''Atreyu:''' ''ARTAAAAAAAAAX!''
-->(''The screen blacks out, and comes back to Atreyu, alone in the swamp.'')
-->'''Artax:''' (''gurgling'') Sorry, Wilbur.
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* When discussing Artax's death in the Swamps of Sadness, Critic points out how weird it is for wonders aloud what a ''horse'' has to get depressed. be sad about. Cue the ''Series/MisterEd'' impression:
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax! You're sinking!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Sorry, Wilbur, I just don't think my mother ever loved me.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Come on!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Just found out my business went bankrupt...
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax...
-->'''Artax:''' Myimpression as he narrates the sinking Artax describing the causes of his depression, including [[OverlyLongGag his girlfriend just left me...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you.
-->'''Artax:''' Took all the oats...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You have to try, you have to ''care''!
-->'''Artax:''' And I lost myleaving him, his company going under and his sister being sent to the glue factory.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Move, ''please''!
-->'''Artax:''' Eh, life's a bitchfactory.]]
* Critic describing all the grief andthen you sink.
-->'''Atreyu:''' ''ARTAAAAAAAAAX!''
-->(''The screen blacks out,trauma that Vada Sultenfuss in ''My Girl'' goes through borders on BlackComedy. To wit: She knocks down a beehive, and comes her ownly friend in the entire world gets stung to death by the swarm when he goes back to Atreyu, alone in get her mood ring. Furthermore, her dad is the swamp.'')
-->'''Artax:''' (''gurgling'') Sorry, Wilbur.undertaker of said friend's body, the funeral is held at ''her'' house and she finds out the teacher she had a PrecociousCrush on is getting married on ''the exact same day''.
-->'''Critic:''' I don't know what medicine they gave her to stop her from turning into a psychopath... but I need some!
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax! You're sinking!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Sorry, Wilbur, I just don't think my mother ever loved me.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Come on!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Just found out my business went bankrupt...
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax...
-->'''Artax:''' My
-->'''Atreyu:''' You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you.
-->'''Artax:''' Took all the oats...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You have to try, you have to ''care''!
-->'''Artax:''' And I lost my
-->'''Atreyu:''' Move, ''please''!
-->'''Artax:''' Eh, life's a bitch
* Critic describing all the grief and
-->'''Atreyu:''' ''ARTAAAAAAAAAX!''
-->(''The screen blacks out,
-->'''Artax:''' (''gurgling'') Sorry, Wilbur.
-->'''Critic:''' I don't know what medicine they gave her to stop her from turning into a psychopath... but I need some!
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* When discussing Artax's death in the Swamps of Sadness, Critic points out how weird it is for a ''horse'' to get depressed. Cue the ''LiveActionTV/MisterEd'' ''Series/MisterEd'' impression:
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** He also makes sure to point out that most real spiders don't look anywhere as cute as Charlotte did, complete with [[GrossUpCloseUp a close-up of a real spider's face]].
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* When discussing Artax's death in the Swamps of Sadness, Critic points out how weird it is for a ''horse'' to get depressed. Cue the ''LiveActionTV/MisterEd'' impression:
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax! You're sinking!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Sorry, Wilbur, I just don't think my mother ever loved me.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Come on!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Just found out my business went bankrupt...
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax...
-->'''Artax:''' My girlfriend just left me...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you.
-->'''Artax:''' Took all the oats...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You have to try, you have to ''care''!
-->'''Artax:''' And I lost my sister to the glue factory.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Move, ''please''!
-->'''Artax:''' Eh, life's a bitch and then you sink.
-->'''Atreyu:''' ''ARTAAAAAAAAAX!''
-->(''The screen blacks out, and comes back to Atreyu, alone in the swamp.'')
-->'''Artax:''' (''gurgling'') Sorry, Wilbur.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax! You're sinking!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Sorry, Wilbur, I just don't think my mother ever loved me.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Come on!
-->'''NC!Artax:''' Just found out my business went bankrupt...
-->'''Atreyu:''' Artax...
-->'''Artax:''' My girlfriend just left me...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you.
-->'''Artax:''' Took all the oats...
-->'''Atreyu:''' You have to try, you have to ''care''!
-->'''Artax:''' And I lost my sister to the glue factory.
-->'''Atreyu:''' Move, ''please''!
-->'''Artax:''' Eh, life's a bitch and then you sink.
-->'''Atreyu:''' ''ARTAAAAAAAAAX!''
-->(''The screen blacks out, and comes back to Atreyu, alone in the swamp.'')
-->'''Artax:''' (''gurgling'') Sorry, Wilbur.
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** "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. To err is human, '''''TO MAKE THE WORST PIECE OF HALF-ASSED COW SHIT TO EVER STAR A BAD-ACTING SEVEN-FOOT BASKETBALL SUPERSTAR IS UNFORGIVABLE!!!'''''"
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** "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. To err is human, '''''TO TO MAKE THE WORST PIECE OF HALF-ASSED COW SHIT TO EVER STAR A BAD-ACTING SEVEN-FOOT BASKETBALL SUPERSTAR IS UNFORGIVABLE!!!'''''"UNFORGIVABLE!!!"
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-->'''Kazaam:''' Problem is, Djinn only exist in fairy tales. I don't believe in fairy tales.\\
'''Critic:''' ''({{beat}})'' The Genie doesn't believe in fairy tales. ''(moves closer to the camera)'' The ''Genie'' doesn't ''believe'' in ''fairy tales''. ''(another beat, then Critic knocks on the camera)'' '''HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?'''
* '''BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!!!'''
'''Critic:''' ''({{beat}})'' The Genie doesn't believe in fairy tales. ''(moves closer to the camera)'' The ''Genie'' doesn't ''believe'' in ''fairy tales''. ''(another beat, then Critic knocks on the camera)'' '''HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?'''
* '''BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!!!'''
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-->'''Kazaam:''' Problem is, Djinn djinn only exist in fairy tales. I don't believe in fairy tales.\\
'''Critic:''' ''({{beat}})'' TheGenie genie doesn't believe in fairy tales. ''(moves closer to the camera)'' [[ArbitrarySkepticism The ''Genie'' GENIE doesn't ''believe'' believe in ''fairy tales''. fairy tales.]] ''(another beat, then Critic knocks on the camera)'' '''HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?'''
'''''[[{{Hypocrite}} HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO???!!!]]'''''
*'''BAD "BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!!!'''TOUCH!"
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''(The title card says '''SLAVERY''')''\\
'''Critic:''' '''WHAT IS ''WRONG'' WITH THIS MOVIE?!'''
'''Critic:''' '''WHAT IS ''WRONG'' WITH THIS MOVIE?!'''
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-->'''Critic:''' ''[pretending to be amused]'' A job? He can't get a job! He's a genie! ''[laughs]'' That's pretty out there!... ''[{{beat}}]'' ... '''''OUT OF MY HAIRY ASS!'''''
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-->'''Critic:''' ''[pretending to be amused]'' A job? He can't get a job! He's a genie! ''[laughs]'' That's pretty out there!... ''[{{beat}}]'' ... '''''OUT there! ''[{{beat}}]'' OUT OF MY HAIRY ASS!'''''ASS!
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* The intro plays up until right after the overworld music starts.
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* The intro plays up until right after the overworld music ground theme starts.
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* The scene where Corey helps Jimmy escape from GreenRiver Hospital shows that Corey, in the words of Critic, "walking in the front door and steals Jimmy away". The reaction from Critic himself is pretty funny after he describes the scene.
-->'''Critic:''' WHERE THE F***'S SECURITY?!!
-->'''Critic:''' WHERE THE F***'S SECURITY?!!
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** Then when the Pokémon cry and magically bring Ash back to life:
--->'''Critic:''' I mean I knew this movie was bad but, nah, it's not possible, this movie can't possibly be that stupid. Oh my god, they are. They're using their tears of unfathomable sadness to bring their hero back to life. Suck my balls. I mean how much more cliched can you get? And on top of that, what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough dead people will come back from the grave?
--->'''Critic:''' I mean I knew this movie was bad but, nah, it's not possible, this movie can't possibly be that stupid. Oh my god, they are. They're using their tears of unfathomable sadness to bring their hero back to life. Suck my balls. I mean how much more cliched can you get? And on top of that, what kind of lesson is that to teach your kids? If you cry hard enough dead people will come back from the grave?
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