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* If you try to enter one of the houses in the village, it will result in the game saying "The door appears to locked, there is a note on the door saying 'stop stealing my shit, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]!
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* If you try to enter one of the houses in the village, it will result in the game saying "The door appears to locked, there is a note on the door saying 'stop stealing my shit, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]!
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--> Kuki-Sensei: "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You got to be shitting me]], You never heard of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda ?!"
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* Every time you meet a random encounter, it will result in Kuki-Sensei shouting "HOLY FUCK!" in suprise.
* If you try to enter one of the houses in the village, it will result in the game saying "The door appears to locked, there is a note on the door saying 'stop stealing my shit, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]!
--> Lucas: "Who's Link?"
--> Kuki-Sensei: "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You got to be shitting me]], You never heard of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda ?!"
* This exchange:
--> Elf guard: "I don't think you live here. See, this is the elf village and there's a good chance you'd break our furniture. Or am I thinking of dwarfs?"
--> Kuki-Sensei: "Depends if you see a midget with pointy ears"
--> Elf guard: "You racist [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]!"
--> Lucas: "[[LampshadeHanging Why does everyone have such a pottymouth in this world?]]"
* "Who the fuck did I hire to build I hire to build village for midget elf people?"
** [[YourMom "Yo mama!"]]
** [[DeadpanSnarker "Yay! I learned a new word, daddy!"]]
* During one random encounter, when Kuki-Sensei says "HOLY FUCK!", it prompts Lucas to ask if he has to swear so much, which results in this:
--> Kuki-Sensei: "[[GrumpyOldMan I'm old, I'm grumpy, my knee is killing me, my back is killing me and all my friends are fucking dead!]] [[JustifiedTrope Of course I'm going to swear a lot! It numbs the pain.]]"
* The minotaur that says he can kick your ass. If you manage to beat him, he will admit he was full of [[{{Pun}} bullshit]].
* After getting nursed back to health by Astrea, Kuki's first response is to ask if he's dead, prompting Lucas to pinch him.
* This gem here:
--> Lucas (talking about Astrea): "She's pretty"
--> Kuki-Sensei: "I'd say, hubba hubba!"
--> Astrea: "Uh guys, I can here you talking about my beauty"
* Your first meeting with Piero, which results in him doing the [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} "old whoopee cushion in the hand trick"]], but it turns out [[BringMyBrownPants he shat himself]]. Kuki-Sensei's reaction is priceless:
--> [[SirSwearsALot "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR ARSE?!"]]
** Lucas' reaction is just as priceless:
--> "you pull a gas mask out of nowhere"
--> Lucas: "You're weird"
* [[IncomingHam "NYAHAHAHAHA! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SKELEDOOM APPROACHES]] (just as soon as I find my leg bones)".
** Followed by his attempt at getting his leg bones back
* Piero's joke if you meet up with him in Ye Grim Bloody Fable:
--> Piero: "Who's the one woman in th' world that anyone can fuck?"
--> Piero: [[BlackComedyRape "Sleeping Beauty"]]
** Even funnier is that the game tells you in a deadpan manner that you and Kuki-Sensei shit yourselves afterwards
** Even more funnier is that Astrea doesn't get the joke.
* If you walk up to the bartender, he will tell you to fuck off because this is a WretchedHive, which results in Kuki-Sensei saying "[[BrickJoke We killed a bat (I think we did anyways)"]], resulting in the bartender welcoming them.
* If you walk up to a drunken minotaur, he will attempt to fight you, whicj results in this gem:
--> "The drunken minotaur attempts to punch you. He falls flat on his face. Then alternates between crying and vomiting and then sleeping in his tear filled vomit. [[DeadpanSnarker Poor sod!]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "several bad puns later"]]
* "Congratulations! you get nothing. [[LampshadeHanging What, did you really think someone would put something valuable in there, you little kleptomaniac]]."
* If you try to enter one of the houses in the village, it will result in the game saying "The door appears to locked, there is a note on the door saying 'stop stealing my shit, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]!
--> Lucas: "Who's Link?"
--> Kuki-Sensei: "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You got to be shitting me]], You never heard of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda ?!"
* This exchange:
--> Elf guard: "I don't think you live here. See, this is the elf village and there's a good chance you'd break our furniture. Or am I thinking of dwarfs?"
--> Kuki-Sensei: "Depends if you see a midget with pointy ears"
--> Elf guard: "You racist [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]!"
--> Lucas: "[[LampshadeHanging Why does everyone have such a pottymouth in this world?]]"
* "Who the fuck did I hire to build I hire to build village for midget elf people?"
** [[YourMom "Yo mama!"]]
** [[DeadpanSnarker "Yay! I learned a new word, daddy!"]]
* During one random encounter, when Kuki-Sensei says "HOLY FUCK!", it prompts Lucas to ask if he has to swear so much, which results in this:
--> Kuki-Sensei: "[[GrumpyOldMan I'm old, I'm grumpy, my knee is killing me, my back is killing me and all my friends are fucking dead!]] [[JustifiedTrope Of course I'm going to swear a lot! It numbs the pain.]]"
* The minotaur that says he can kick your ass. If you manage to beat him, he will admit he was full of [[{{Pun}} bullshit]].
* After getting nursed back to health by Astrea, Kuki's first response is to ask if he's dead, prompting Lucas to pinch him.
* This gem here:
--> Lucas (talking about Astrea): "She's pretty"
--> Kuki-Sensei: "I'd say, hubba hubba!"
--> Astrea: "Uh guys, I can here you talking about my beauty"
* Your first meeting with Piero, which results in him doing the [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} "old whoopee cushion in the hand trick"]], but it turns out [[BringMyBrownPants he shat himself]]. Kuki-Sensei's reaction is priceless:
--> [[SirSwearsALot "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR ARSE?!"]]
** Lucas' reaction is just as priceless:
--> "you pull a gas mask out of nowhere"
--> Lucas: "You're weird"
* [[IncomingHam "NYAHAHAHAHA! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SKELEDOOM APPROACHES]] (just as soon as I find my leg bones)".
** Followed by his attempt at getting his leg bones back
* Piero's joke if you meet up with him in Ye Grim Bloody Fable:
--> Piero: "Who's the one woman in th' world that anyone can fuck?"
--> Piero: [[BlackComedyRape "Sleeping Beauty"]]
** Even funnier is that the game tells you in a deadpan manner that you and Kuki-Sensei shit yourselves afterwards
** Even more funnier is that Astrea doesn't get the joke.
* If you walk up to the bartender, he will tell you to fuck off because this is a WretchedHive, which results in Kuki-Sensei saying "[[BrickJoke We killed a bat (I think we did anyways)"]], resulting in the bartender welcoming them.
* If you walk up to a drunken minotaur, he will attempt to fight you, whicj results in this gem:
--> "The drunken minotaur attempts to punch you. He falls flat on his face. Then alternates between crying and vomiting and then sleeping in his tear filled vomit. [[DeadpanSnarker Poor sod!]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "several bad puns later"]]
* "Congratulations! you get nothing. [[LampshadeHanging What, did you really think someone would put something valuable in there, you little kleptomaniac]]."
