History Funny / The100GirlfriendsWhoReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyLoveYou04

[[folder:Volume 20 (Chapters 168 -)]]

* Things start off with Kurumi telling everyone she's going to [[BlandNameProduct Deezneyland]] by herself tomorrow. The thought of Kurumi going by herself troubles [[HatesBeingAlone Usa-chan]], who tearfully asks Kurumi to at least invite her.

* What follows is Kurumi eating a [[BigEater huge amount of food]] that spans two pages.

* In order for Rentarou to eat everything with Kurumi, he needed to make sure he was burning enough calories, so he spent the whole day wearing an exercise harness with multiple springs under his shirt.

* Usa-chan says "Rentarou-kun Rentarou-kun," every time she meets Rentarou, from the school roof, to the hallways, on his phone, and outside his house, to the point where she says nothing but "Rentarou-kun" [[BrokenRecord repeatedly]].

* A drunken Momoha notices [[ACupAngst Karane]] staring at her chest and asks if she wants to cop a feel. Karane says she just thought the way they swayed looked nice. When Momoha starts to grope Karane's chest, the latter begins to threaten her until Momoha mentions that squeezing them could make them bigger. Karane bashfully allows Momoha to grope her while Hakari watches in amazement. Hakari is shocked that Momoha has Karane under her thumb and wonders if Momoha has something on Karane, like catching her in the act of "solo mwehehe." Hakari's ImagineSpot depicts Karane's head with everything below it pixellated.

* Hakari smiles as she watches Rentarou, while her thought bubble has her doing something with him that's so risqué, it's completely pixellated. When Matsuri asks if Hakari is thinking about a festival or something, Hakari says she's thinking of a right "carnival." Hakari whispers what she was thinking to Matsuri, causing the latter to go red in the face. Matsuri [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere proceeds to run away]] while yelling she's too young for that sort of festival.

* Shizuka tries to satisfy Himeka's desire to be abnormal by [[InspirationalInsult insulting her for being weird]]. Himeka tells Shizuka to keep talking and makes a smug face while basking in Shizuka's "praise." Karane on the other hand is wondering why Shizuka is being "mean" all of a sudden.

* Momoha is passed out drunk with her clothes practically falling off her, causing Chiyo to enter OCD mode to dress her up. When Chiyo expresses shame over her bout of OCD, Matsuri and Mimimi assure her that she didn't do anything wrong. Mimimi in particular praises Chiyo for putting things in order so beautifully, which touches Chiyo. However, when Mimimi says she must learn from Chiyo, the former mimics Chiyo's OCD face, complete with an "rrrgh, naturally." An embarrassed Chiyo tells Mimimi to stop while Matsuri laughs.

-->'''Uto:''' "Doing nothing." It often leads to the very best kind of something. -- As one might say\\

* Kurumi asks Tama if the latter ever tried [[DogFoodDiet cat food]]. Tama gives a surprisingly eloquent explanation about how she doesn't deserve to eat cat food because it's only meant for pure-blooded cats. When Tama asks if Kurumi ever tried cat food, Kurumi nervously smiles while sweating profusely.

* Naddy puts her hat on Mai and says she knew Mai would look good in it because of her {{forehead|OfDoom}}, proclaiming Mai would make a fine cowboy. Mai protests that her role is maid, but when Naddy asks Mei if Mai looks "purdy" in that, Mei says she looks "[[SophisticatedAsHell right purdy]]," causing Mai to cheerfully do her maid work. Naddy asks Mai for her "soul" (hat) back, followed by Uto placing her bard hat on Naddy to tide her over.

* Shizuka tries to satisfy Himeka's desire to be abnormal by [[CruelToBeKind insulting her for being weird]]. Himeka tells Shizuka to keep talking and makes a smug face while basking in Shizuka's "praise." Karane on the other hand is wondering why Shizuka is being "mean" all of a sudden.

* Eira is tumbling back in fear because she can't take the forest spirit's night-walker form out with a kick. When Hahari catches her, the former starts to dote on her, only for Eira to point out that '''she''' doesn't do the [[EmotionalRegression regression]] thing. This causes [[{{Womanchild}} Kishika]] to [[ImStandingRightHere glance at them]] with a sweat drop.

* Nano receives a loud static shock when she grabs the doorknob, causing Eira to shriek she can't strike static electricity and tumble away. When Rin asks if Nano is okay, the latter realizes she failed to give a painful reaction that [[NightmareFetishist Rin would enjoy]]. Nano starts rubbing the doorknob with a cloth so she can shock herself again, only for Rin to stop her. Rin says Nano's cold expression while paddling Iku is "molto, molto violento...!" Nano stares at Rin while the word "Happy" appears below the former.

* When Eira tumbles into Mei, Kishika catches Mei before she falls. After Usa-chan points out it's like a knight carrying a princess, Hahari says, "The vanilla take on that is pretty good-- but I like '''''the reverse,''''' too. Mei proceeds to carry Kishika instead.

'''Kishika:''' ''(enters baby mod)'' Baboo.\\

* Naddy puts her hat on Mai and says she knew Mai would look good in it because of her {{Forehead|OfDoom}}, proclaiming Mai would make a fine cowboy. Mai protests that her role is maid, but when Naddy asks Mei if Mai looks "purdy" in that, Mei says she looks "[[SophisticatedAsHell right purdy]]," causing Mai to cheerfully do her maid work. Naddy asks Mai for her "soul" (hat) back, followed by Uto placing her bard hat on Naddy to tide her over.

* When Karane tries to insist that Matsuri's lolita dress is nothing like a Japanese happi, Rentarou convinces her that the intention of the creator counts more than anything - just like how ''100 Girlfriends'' is intended as a romantic comedy that seems more like a gag manga. Rentarou and Karane proceed to cheerfully kiss each other.

* In the end, Rentarou and Ahko decide to keep their video private, although they do show it to the rest of Rentarou's Family. However, it turns out Ahko didn't actually turn off her phone's camera, meaning her make out session with Rentarou was recorded, too. Their kissing was so intense that most of the girls are shocked and blushing heavily. This causes them to shout, "My turn!" and start kissing Rentarou. The kissing is so rapid that most of the "smooch" sound effects are overlapping with each other.

** Hiro and Kusuri's dad start arguing with each other until they agree to settle their rivalry at the arcade. Kusuri and Chiyo leave in disgust and embarrassment as they decide to do the shopping themselves, effectively switching places with their fathers.

* Momiji gets distracted while changing Uto's clothes with just how soft her butt is, thinking it's literally as smooth as a baby's bottom. When baby Momoha and Ahko squish their cheeks against hers, Momiji enjoys it so much that she forgets to actually dress the babies, prompting Kurumi to tell Momiji to get a grip and put some clothes on them.

* Rentarou, of course, had been training since last time on how to take care of crying baby girlfriends, and unveils his master plan: dressing up as everyone's mother, complete with makeup, lipstick, puffy hair, dress, apron, and rocking horses and mobiles hanging from his shoulders. It works -- in that it gets all the babies to stop crying and start comforting him out of pity, just like last time.

* Mimimi tries to give Usa-chan just as much attention so it would abate the latter's loneliness and satisfy her fervor. This just makes Usa-chan ''even clingier.'' Usa-chan speaks so much that the rest of the page is a giant speech bubble filled with "Mimimi-chan," with only two gaps showing what they're doing: Usa-chan sitting on the same chair as Mimimi, and Usa-chan talking to her while the latter is on the toilet.

** Ahko is using social media, watching videos, and reading whatever manga is popular right now. Then she talks about her manga preferences:

'''Usa-chan:''' Oh! I know that one! That's Pooh Bear! I love Pooh Bear too!\\

* Mei sits still doing nothing because if she tries to relax, she ends up working without realizing. Whenever Hahari ordered Mei to rest, the latter has to put all her effort into keeping her body still on any day she isn't working.

* Mimimi does yoga to enhance her beauty in her downtime while Rentarou appears to be bending down from the top of the panel. Iku chimes in with her own routine.

* The chapter opens with Kusuri giving Rentarou her '''Kills you if you aren't thinking that the "small girl-hairbun-overalls" combo is the best!''' drug instead of tea. [[RuleOfThree Again.]] Though this time we skip the panel of Rentarou dying and straight to the girls asking what the drug is this time and how to cure it.]
-->'''Synopsis:'''Rentarou could never, ever doubt his girlfriend, so of course this week he downs...?

* Unable to handle Usa-chan by herself, Mimimi asks the other girls for help. When Usa-chan meets up with everyone, they confront her and say they have some words for her. Usa-chan fears she's already screwed up, only for the other girls to say they want to spend time with her, too. Momiji in particular says it's not fair that Mimimi is the only one who gets to grope Usa-chan to her heart's content.

* Kusuri explains how they need to cure Rentarou:

** Naddy explains it's a way to throw a ball, only for Iku to say that's "slider".

* Mimimi is insulted by the thought she'd use her phone's screen to see her reflection - her face deserves to be reflected in a proper mirror instead.
* Ahko talks about her manga preferences:
-->'''Ahko:''' I don't really... get? like... difficult manga? [[BreakingTheFourthWall 100 [=GFs=] is suuuper easy to get, so it's greaaat]].\\

* Rentarou discovers Mei has to put all her effort into ''not'' working, and rationalizes that she's doing everything she can to rest in her downtime, so it counts.
* Rin watches a movie that is just as violent as you would expect from her. However, since she's mimicking how she does things at home, where she normally has to hole up in her room and wear earbuds, she whispers the "Molto Violento".
--> '''Iku:''' I guess we get the silent violento at home, huh?
* Mimimi does yoga to enhance her beauty in her downtime, prompting Iku to chime in:
-->'''Iku:''' (''lifting weights'') Aw yeah, me too! I've got a hellish exercise regimen all set up for home!\\

'''Mai:''' You're defeating the whole point of "downtime".

* The chapter opens with Kusuri giving Rentarou her '''Kills you if you aren't thinking that the "small girl-hairbun-overalls" combo is the best!''' drug instead of tea. [[RuleOfThree Again.]] Though this time we skip the panel of Rentarou dying and straight to the girls asking what the drug is this time and how to cure it.

-->'''Rentarou:''' (''heartthrob'') I'm healed...!\\

* Momiji starts groping a toy horse. Chiyo asks her to play with it the right way.

-->'''Rentarou:''' Oh... Um, well, there's these alphabet blocks-\\
'''Suu:''' That junk just gets in the way. Toss it.

-->'''Rentarou:''' (''thinking'') For being a bunch of school kids (and one 89-year-old), putting in some effort got us a lot farther than I was ready for.

* The whole experience leaves Rentarou so relaxed, he looks like [[Manga/OnePiece 5th Gear Luffy]].