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* Pictured above, to celebrate Patrick Meighan agreeing to see them, [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehbMGDEfM-E Ted and Johnny go to the local improv]] to yell sad suggestions [[CrossesTheLineTwice at the performers]], the list including [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror 9/11]], [[Creator/RobinWilliams Robin Williams]], the offices of Charlie Hebdo, Ferguson, Germanwings cockpit and [[Creator/BillCosby Bill Cosby]]. Before Ted says "Bill Cosby", the improv guy says that [[BlatantLies he heard Starbucks]]. Ted and John [[LampshadeHanging tell the guy that no one said Starbucks]].
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* Pictured above, to celebrate Patrick Meighan agreeing to see them, [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehbMGDEfM-E Ted and Johnny go to the local improv]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice to yell sad suggestions [[CrossesTheLineTwice at the performers]], the list including [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror 9/11]], [[Creator/RobinWilliams Robin Williams]], the offices of Charlie Hebdo, Ferguson, Germanwings cockpit and [[Creator/BillCosby Bill Cosby]]. Before Ted says "Bill Cosby", the improv guy says that [[BlatantLies he heard Starbucks]]. Ted and John [[LampshadeHanging tell the guy that no one said Starbucks]].
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** To help John with his porn addiction, he and Ted smash the laptop before tossing it into the Hudson River, planning to check on it every three months.
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** To help John with his porn addiction, he and Ted smash the laptop to pieces before tossing it into the Hudson River, planning to check on it every three months.months ([[CrazyPrepared to prevent anyone from trying to reconstruct the circuits]]).
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* During dinner at the apartment, Ted confesses that he has had to do things that he's not proud of for money; in a cutaway, we see Ted dressed as a prostitute offering "red hot BJs".
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* During dinner at the apartment, Ted confesses that he has had to do things that he's not proud of for money; in a cutaway, we see Ted dressed as a prostitute offering "red hot BJs".[=BJ=]s".
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* Ted throwing a Cookie Crisp into a fat, blind man's buttcrack.
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* Ted Sam throwing a Cookie Crisp into a fat, blind man's buttcrack.
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-->'''Man:''' Who did that!?
-->'''Ted:''' Sir, I apologize for my five-year-old child. Bad Butch! You sit there and eat your fish nuggets!
-->'''John:''' Fishy nuggie!
-->'''Ted:''' Sir, I apologize for my five-year-old child. Bad Butch! You sit there and eat your fish nuggets!
-->'''John:''' Fishy nuggie!
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-->'''John:'''
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** [[Film/BackToTheFuture Marty McFly vs. Doc.]]
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** [[Film/BackToTheFuture [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Marty McFly vs. Doc.]]
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[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/a87608d0_96b5_4e82_9b85_a013e2859cc4.jpeg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:”You people are monsters”.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:”You people are monsters”.]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:”You people are monsters”.]]
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-->'''Ted:''' You sick bastard—Look at this, ''"Chicks with dicks"?!''
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-->'''Ted:''' You sick bastard—Look at this, ''"Chicks "''Chicks with dicks"?!''dicks''"?!
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-->'''Ted:''' There's so much ''porn!''
-->'''John:''' What the hell are you doing looking at my private shit?
-->'''John:''' What the hell are you doing looking at my private shit?
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-->'''Ted:''' There's ''There's so much ''porn!''
PORN!''
-->'''John:''' What the hell are you doing looking at my privateshit?shit?!
-->'''John:''' What the hell are you doing looking at my private
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-->'''Ted:''' Jesus Chri-Look at the organization here! "Clockwise rimjob?" "Counterclockwise rimjob?"
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-->'''Ted:''' Jesus Chri-Look Chri—Look at the organization here! "Clockwise rimjob?" "Counterclockwise rimjob?"
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-->'''Ted:''' You sick bastard! Look at this, ''"Chicks with dicks"?!''
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-->'''Ted:''' You sick bastard! Look bastard—Look at this, ''"Chicks with dicks"?!''
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* Ted borrowing John's laptop.
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* Ted borrowing John's laptop.laptop and finding the PornStash he had stored in it.
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For the SugarWiki/FunnyMoments page for ''Film/{{Ted}}'', go [[Funny/{{Ted}} here]].
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** To help John with his porn addiction, he and Ted smash the laptop before tossing it into the Hudson River.
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** To help John with his porn addiction, he and Ted smash the laptop before tossing it into the Hudson River.River, planning to check on it every three months.
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-->'''Ted:''' You sick bastard! Look at this, ''"Chicks with dicks?!"''
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-->'''Ted:''' You sick bastard! Look at this, ''"Chicks with dicks?!"''dicks"?!''
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-->'''Ted:'''... and there is our first impression.
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-->'''Ted:'''... and there is our first impression.impression.
* Ted driving recklessly while John and Samantha sleep, not paying attention to the road and dancing to Ray Charles's "Mess Around" in a clear reference to John Candy's Mess Around dance in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (Which is apparently one of Seth Macfarlane's favorite movies).
* Ted driving recklessly while John and Samantha sleep, not paying attention to the road and dancing to Ray Charles's "Mess Around" in a clear reference to John Candy's Mess Around dance in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (Which is apparently one of Seth Macfarlane's favorite movies).
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--> '''Ted''': They're moving in herds....They ''do'' move in herds!
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--> '''Ted''': '''Ted:''' They're moving in herds....They ''do'' move in herds!
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--> '''John''': Hey, be careful with that, huh?
--> '''Ted''': [[TemptingFate No, it's okay, it's not loa-]] (the rifle, which actually is loaded, fires, knocking Ted offscreen) [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...and my fucking nose came off.]]
--> '''Ted''': [[TemptingFate No, it's okay, it's not loa-]] (the rifle, which actually is loaded, fires, knocking Ted offscreen) [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...and my fucking nose came off.]]
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--> '''John''': '''John:''' Hey, be careful with that, huh?
-->'''Ted''': '''Ted:''' [[TemptingFate No, it's okay, it's not loa-]] (the rifle, which actually is loaded, fires, knocking Ted offscreen) [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...and my fucking nose came off.]]
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** John gets back at Ted when he takes a picture of him smoking Samantha's penis-shaped bong.
-->'''Ted''': Aw, what the fuck? What are you doing?!
-->'''John''': Hashtag, My Amazing Summer.
-->'''Ted''': God damn it, what the hell's wrong with you?!
-->'''John''': Oh, I fucking owned you, you bastard.
-->'''Ted''': What are you talking about? I was messing around!
-->'''John''': Oh, shut up and suck that dick.
-->'''Ted''': Oh, fuck you!
** Later, Ted gets back at John by throwing the baby's diaper in his face and taking a picture of it.
-->'''John''': Oh, Teddy, what the fuck?! Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker!
-->'''Ted''': Hashtag, Shit Happens.
-->'''Ted''': Aw, what the fuck? What are you doing?!
-->'''John''': Hashtag, My Amazing Summer.
-->'''Ted''': God damn it, what the hell's wrong with you?!
-->'''John''': Oh, I fucking owned you, you bastard.
-->'''Ted''': What are you talking about? I was messing around!
-->'''John''': Oh, shut up and suck that dick.
-->'''Ted''': Oh, fuck you!
** Later, Ted gets back at John by throwing the baby's diaper in his face and taking a picture of it.
-->'''John''': Oh, Teddy, what the fuck?! Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker!
-->'''Ted''': Hashtag, Shit Happens.
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** Later, John gets back at Ted when he takes a picture of him smoking Samantha's penis-shaped bong.
-->'''Ted''': -->'''Ted:''' Aw, what the fuck? What are you doing?!
-->'''John''': Hashtag, My Amazing Summer.
-->'''Ted''':-->'''John:''' ''(typing)'' #[=MyAmazingSummer=].
-->'''Ted:''' God damn it, what the hell's wrong with you?!
-->'''John''': -->'''John:''' Oh, I fucking owned you, you bastard.
-->'''Ted''': -->'''Ted:''' What are you talking about? I was messing around!
-->'''John''': -->'''John:''' Oh, shut up and suck that dick.
-->'''Ted''': -->'''Ted:''' Oh, fuck you!
**Later, At the end of the film, Ted gets back at John by throwing the baby's diaper in his face and taking a picture of it.
-->'''John''': -->'''John:''' Oh, Teddy, what the fuck?! Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker!
-->'''Ted''': Hashtag, Shit Happens.-->'''Ted:''' ''(typing)'' #[=ShitHappens=].
-->'''Ted''':
-->'''Ted:''' God damn it, what the hell's wrong with you?!
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** Ted goes looking for a soda can in the barn he can turn into a makeshift bong so he doesn't have to use Sam's cock-shaped one. He doesn't find one, but he does find a guitar, a cowboy hat, and a shotgun. He tries firing the gun and gets launched into the air from the recoil.
--> '''Ted''': (''offscreen'') [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...and my]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction nose came off.]]
--> '''Ted''': (''offscreen'') [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...and my]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction nose came off.]]
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** Ted goes looking for a soda can in the barn he can turn into a makeshift bong so he doesn't have to use Sam's cock-shaped one. He doesn't find one, but he does find a guitar, a cowboy hat, and a shotgun. He tries firing the gun and gets launched into the air from the recoil.
rifle. Then this happens:
--> '''John''': Hey, be careful with that, huh?
--> '''Ted''':(''offscreen'') [[TemptingFate No, it's okay, it's not loa-]] (the rifle, which actually is loaded, fires, knocking Ted offscreen) [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...and my]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction my fucking nose came off.]]
--> '''John''': Hey, be careful with that, huh?
--> '''Ted''':
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-->'''Ted:''' ...and there is our first impression.
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--> '''Boss''': That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.
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--> '''Boss''': That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.you.
* When Ted, John, and Sam are at Patrick Meighan's office, John puts his foot on the glass coffee table... shattering it.
-->'''Ted:''' ...and there is our first impression.
* When Ted, John, and Sam are at Patrick Meighan's office, John puts his foot on the glass coffee table... shattering it.
-->'''Ted:''' ...and there is our first impression.
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-->'''John''': Oh, Teddy, what the fuck?! Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker!